Chapter 127 Jiang Nanxi’s chicken is playing basketball? !
Liu Qingyan was originally in a good mood, with a faint smile on his lips, but now his smile suddenly solidified.
He glanced at Jiang Nanxi casually, "Teacher Jiang knows me so well? Have you tried it?"
Jiang Nanxi: "..."
The audience just ate the melon until they flew into the air.
[Damn, this question is so exciting, what is the relationship between you two? 】
[Hahahahahaha, Jiang Nanxi asked you to play abstractly, please be honest now! 】
[These two people have 10,086 tricks in total, and they are digging holes for each other even in interviews! 】
The staff did not take it too seriously and asked directly, "Teacher Jiang, Teacher Liu treats you very differently. Have you known each other for a long time?"
[Okay, this is a good question, I’ve wanted to know it for a long time! Add chicken legs to the host! 】
[Jiang Nanxi, speak! Have you tried it? 】
Jiang Nanxi pondered for a moment and said, "Yes, we have indeed known each other for a long time. We are old acquaintances."
Staff: "How did you meet? How long have you known each other?"
Jiang Nanxi: “We met when we were practicing Latin dance.”
Staff: "Teacher Jiang and Teacher Liu are still interested in Latin dance? I really didn't expect it! Can you give a Latin dance performance to the audience?"
Jiang Nanxi: "No, no, I didn't learn well, so I won't make a fool of myself."
The staff member looked at the silent Liu Qingyan and said, "Teacher Liu is famous for learning things quickly. His Latin dance skills must be very good, right? If you dance together, Teacher Liu will definitely not make you look bad."
Jiang Nanxi: “Actually, I don’t quite understand why my penis has not changed even though I have spent three thousand and five thousand years learning Latin dance.”
Jiang Nanxi turned to look at Liu Qingyan, "Have you changed after learning? Have we been deceived?"
Liu Qingyan:?
Staff:?
The aunt's smile disappeared from the staff's face, and she said dullly, "Teacher Jiang, what kind of Latin dance are you talking about?"
"It's the kind of dance that stretches the penis."
Jiang Nanxi stood up and was about to unbutton his jeans, "Since you insist on letting me do it, I can only reluctantly show it to you."
Liu Qingyan was startled and quickly pulled her back to her seat, "Calm down!"
Jiang Nanxi asked him, "Tell me, has yours changed? Why hasn't mine changed? Is it because I haven't?"
Liu Qingyan: "..."
Jiang Nanxi: "Take off your pants, let us compete and let them see enough."
Liu Qingyan: "..."
Staff: "..."
[Hahahahahahaha, I’m really convinced. Why does Jiang Nanxi just talk nonsense? 】
[Host: I’m honest and don’t dare to ask anymore. 】
[Hahahahaha, let you ask blind questions! Sister Xi directly made everyone lose their desire to communicate! 】
The staff also wanted to ask Jiang Nanxi several sharp questions, but she immediately ignored them.
Jiang Nanxi also said, "Have you finished asking? I'm going to practice Latin dance. If you delay me any longer, I will have to perform a dance for you on the spot."
Staff: "..."
The interview ended early, and Jiang Nanxi went back to his room to pack his luggage and prepare to go out for a walk.
As soon as she returned to the room, she saw a big rooster flying in from the open window.
"Goooooo!"
There are bad people!
The big rooster flew into her room with a puppet full of needles in its mouth, and then dropped the puppet at her feet.
"Gu Gu Gu Gu Gu!" Head lowering technique! Jiang Nanxi picked up the puppet and took a look at it, and saw a string of birth dates written on the back of the doll, which happened to be the birth dates she deliberately said that night.
"Is this a puppet controlling Song Wanwan?"
Jiang Nanxi glanced at the big rooster in surprise, "Where did you find it?"
"Cuckoo!"
The big rooster pointed out the window with its wings, and then said in her mind, "There was a flying head descending outside, sneaking around with a puppet in its mouth. I didn't know what it wanted to do, so I snatched the puppet away."
Jiang Nanxi looked at the puppet and raised the corners of his lips, "It seems that they discovered something was wrong and planned to come to my place to see what was going on."
However, these two people realized something was wrong now. Is it too late?
Jiang Nanxi put the puppet away, and then felt a cold gaze staring at her from the window.
Jiang Nanxi looked out the window and saw a human head hidden on the treetops of the forest not far away.
Master Wu felt her gaze, opened his mouth and let out a voice that entered her mind, "How dare you play tricks on me, I will make your life worse than death!"
Jiang Nanxi chuckled, standing by the window and stretched out both hands to give him the middle finger, "Just you? You have a frog tattooed on your tadpole body, where are you showing off your mother here?"
The big rooster squatted on the windowsill, imitating Jiang Nanxi's example, stretching out its two wings and giving a middle finger to Master Wu.
Big rooster: "Gu Gu Gu~ Idiot~ Gu Gu Gu~ Big bald idiot~~~"
Jiang Nanxi: "You do look a little bald. No wonder you are pulling out my hair. Are you planning to transplant your own hair?"
Big cock: "Gu Gu~ so ugly."
The behavior of one person and one chicken made Mr. Wu so angry that his eyes were on fire and his face was twisted, "Made, a chicken dares to rob me of my things, and you still dare to despise me? I will kill you right now!"
Bang.
The head ejected from the woods and rushed towards them like a cannonball.
On Master Wu's ferocious face, he opened his bloody mouth, intending to bite the chicken to death in one bite.
But the big cock was faster than him and disappeared into an afterimage.
When the big rooster appeared again, it was behind Master Wu's head. He raised one wing and slapped Master Wu hard on the back of his head.
call out--!
Bang--!
This slap directly knocked Master Wu's head away, hitting the wall not far away, and then bounced back.
Master Wu's face turned even more ugly.
He stared at Jiang Nanxi and the big rooster evilly, "This chicken is quite intelligent, it seems to have become a sperm! But so what, no one in this world can completely destroy my head, sooner or later I will consume you to death ! ”
He turned his eyes and flew his head directly over to attack Jiang Nanxi, "I'll kill you first, then the chicken, and then I'll stew you two in the same pot!"
result.
He didn't even touch Jiang Nanxi, but the chicken suddenly appeared next to his head, then raised its wings and slapped him hard.
call out--!
Bang--!
His head was blown away like a ball, causing a big hole in the wall. However, Mr. Wu's head was not damaged at all and he rushed over again without any damage.
call out--!
Bang--!
The big cock was slapped away again!
The noise was so loud that people downstairs in the B&B noticed it and ran over to check it out.
"What's wrong? Why is the house shaking? Is it going to collapse?"
"What's hitting the wall?!"
"It seems like the noise came from Jiang Nanxi's room. Could it be that she doesn't want to live anymore and is hitting the wall?"
Jiang Nanxi: "It's not me hitting the wall, don't panic, it's my chicken playing basketball!"
audience:? ? ?
Mr. Wu:? ? ?
Who is Basketball? !
Tell me clearly who is basketball!
"Ahhhh!"
Master Wu was so angry that he let out a deafening roar, turned around and rushed towards the ordinary people downstairs.
"All die to me!"
Wait until he has sucked all these people dry and his skills have greatly increased, then he can deal with that bitch!
(End of chapter)