Chapter 149 Can Chinese chickens know kung fu? !
Not only were the foreign guests dumbfounded, but the global audience who followed the show were also stunned on the other side of the screen.
【? ? ? ? What happened to this Chinese broom? Did he ask Harry Potter to borrow it? 】
[Why did Harry Potter lend it to him and why not to me? Harry Potter and I are from the same country, and I have never seen a flying broomstick! 】
[Yes, yes, Harry Potter is in China! 】
[Laughing Mouse, Song Shixing, as an old guest who has collaborated with Jiang Nanxi on two programs, has been successfully led astray. 】
"Is he looking down on us?"
The foreign guests came to their senses and glared at Song Shixing one by one, with sparks in their eyes.
Seeing how serious the situation was, Jiang Nanxi quickly stepped forward to smooth things over and said, "Don't be angry, everyone. He didn't mean it. We need to get along in a friendly way!"
"Who wants to be friendly with you!"
Johnson turned around and glared at Jiang Nanxi and said, "Who are you? There is no place for women to speak here!"
Jiang Nanxi smiled, "I am a human-faced pig. Although I have a human face, I eat as much as a pig. You'd better not mess with me. People like me are the worst to mess with. If I get angry, Just eat up all your food!”
Johnson:? ? ?
Before Johnson could react, Jiang Nanxi raised his leg and kicked the big cock at his feet.
The big rooster flew up with a cry, flapping its wings like a strong wind blowing fallen leaves, and directly used spiritual power to roll down all the wild fruits on the tree.
Jiang Nanxi and the others reacted, quickly took their backpacks and began to pack these wild fruits.
There weren't many wild fruits on the trees, and they quickly packed them all.
Forget it, the big rooster flew to Delong on the tree, snatched all the fruits he had just picked, and then flew leisurely to Jiang Nanxi.
The chicken was so fast that Delong didn't even react, let alone stop it.
"My fruit——!"
Delong yelled and quickly climbed down from the tree, trying to find the chicken and get the fruit back.
"Give it back to me, or I'll kill you!"
The prop Delong carried was a dagger. His eyes were fierce and he stabbed the big rooster directly with the dagger.
The two wings of the big rooster held the fruits, flew up and kicked Delong in the face. He flew three meters away on the spot and hit a tree not far away.
boom--!
Bang--!
The whole place fell into silence.
[Oh my God, this chicken knows Chinese Kung Fu! Forget it if it can fly, it can also know Chinese Kung Fu! 】
[Isn’t it right? Chinese chickens know Kung Fu? So how powerful are the Chinese people? ! 】
[I, a Chinese, am sweating profusely. I am worse than a chicken series. Chickens can know kung fu, but I still can’t. 】
[It’s over. Tomorrow my roommate, an international student, wants me to teach him kung fu again. I’m thinking about how to make it up. 】
Jiang Nanxi and his teammates collected all the wild fruits on the tree, leaving none for them.
The wild fruits on this tree nearby are edible, while the fruits on other trees are poisonous. If they still want to eat, they have to find something else.
The faces of all the foreign guests were extremely ugly.
Jiang Nanxi looked at them in surprise, "No, no, no, you pick fruit so slowly that you can't even grab a chicken. Are you thin dogs?"
At this moment, the faces of those people turned green.
"Who are you scolding!"
Johnson was tall and strong, with fierce features, and he was not a good-tempered person. He walked towards Jiang Nanxi with anger in his eyes on the spot.
He stared at Jiang Nanxi's backpack and said, "There are fruits we picked in here, give them back to us!" Jiang Nanxi was not afraid of him, and said slowly, "If you have the ability, just take it back yourself. Don't you think your force is worth it?" Is it very high? Why not try it with my chicken?”
Johnson:?
Come on, he is the boxing champion of country M, the boxing champion of the underground boxing ring. Let him compete with a chicken?
Who are you humiliating by riding a horse?
Johnson snorted coldly, pointed at Song Shixing who had just gotten off the broom and said, "I don't hit women, and I'm not interested in bullying a small animal and asking him to come over and compete with me.
If he can beat me, I don't want these wild fruits. If he can't beat me, you have to hand over all the fruits and don't keep any of them! ”
Jiang Nanxi raised an index finger and shook it at him, "Leo Le Le Le, this is against the rules. According to our Chinese martial arts tradition, you must defeat our pet before you are qualified to compete with its owner. .
If you can't defeat a pet, it means that humans are inferior to beasts, and you are not qualified to compete with humans. ”
Johnson:?
What's breaking the rules? Does China have such rules? Why does it feel like she is scolding him?
Johansen could only understand what Jiang Nanxi was saying through a translator, and could not accurately understand what it meant.
He said, "Okay, let me compete with it first. If it dies, it will be mine. I will use it to make chicken soup! I will beat you up later!"
Jiang Nanxi smiled slightly and said, "You can kill me first."
[Hahahahaha, he actually agreed! If you haven’t studied Chinese culture, you probably won’t understand Jiang Nanxi’s words. 】
[Idiot, I’m calling you a beast, why are you still rushing to show off? 】
[Feng Aotian is Sister Xi’s pet, and Johnson is Cheng George’s pet. This comparison is indeed very reasonable. 】
Jiang Nanxi and the others all backed away a little, leaving Big Rooster and Johnson standing there in the open space.
Johnson shouted angrily, then raised his fist and smashed it towards the big cock.
His fist made a sound of breaking through the air.
boom--!
If this punch hit the big cock, it would probably smash it into a puddle of chicken patties.
But when this punch was about to hit the big cock, its figure disappeared out of thin air.
Yes, it just disappeared into thin air.
He was still standing where he was, but then he disappeared, which made the foreign guests and the audience wide-eyed.
[Where is the chicken? Where did it go? 】
[Wasn’t it still there just now? 】
[Oh my God, this chicken not only knows Chinese Kung Fu, but can it also teleport? This is too scary! 】
There was a pop.
Johnson's punch hit hard, but because it didn't hit anything, he fell to the ground.
Before anyone could react, the figure of the big cock appeared, standing on Johnson's back.
Johnson fell to the ground and wanted to get up, but found a strange force on his back.
This force pressed him down like a mountain, making it impossible for him to move, let alone stand up.
"Something is on my back!"
He couldn't see behind him, and his voice was a little frightened.
"Pah, pah, pah, pah!"
The big rooster raised its wings and flapped dozens of times at the back of his head. The wings were already flapped, and Johnson's screams kept coming.