Chapter 206 Why do we say we are a family?
Jiang Nanxi still looked at the monkey hand in confusion, "What do you mean? Didn't you say that all wishes can come true? This wish of mine is no longer a wish? If you don't have that ability, don't pretend to be a garlic. I thought you were awesome."
The monkey's hand lit up with a burst of red light again, and a cold voice came from inside, "Have you ever made such a wish? Why don't you wish to be my father?"
Jiang Nanxi: "I think being your father is better than being the President of Country M. I still want to be the President of Country M."
Monkey Hand:? ? ?
The corners of Song Shixing's mouth twitched and he couldn't help but say, "You should only be able to make wishes about things related to yourself, right? This matter has nothing to do with you."
Monkey Hand sneered, "Yes, I can only wish for things related to you. Human beings, don't be greedy, otherwise you will get nothing!"
"Why does being president have nothing to do with me?"
Jiang Nanxi pouted and took out his phone to show to the two people around him. "Look, I used my account a few days ago to post a few reasons why I ran for Country M. Many people online supported it."
Song Shiting happened to be standing next to Jiang Nanxi, and he took a look at the content on Jiang Nanxi's phone.
Jiang Nanxi posted this Weibo out of boredom last night, and it is still on the hot search list.
The hot search topics are all #江南西will run for president, #我要vote for Jiangnanxi, #If you are Chinese, vote for Jiangnanxi to be the president of Country M. If you don’t vote, you are not Chinese!
[Jiang Nanxi V: It’s time for country M to run for election again. I suggest everyone elect me as president. First, I am of the yellow race, and country M currently has no yellow leader. If I can be elected, I can further break down racial discrimination and inspire more people to pursue equality and fairness.
Second, I will change the official language of country M to Chinese, because there are more Chinese people and it is more convenient for everyone in the world to speak Chinese together.
Third, cancel the delivery fees of KFC and McDonald’s.
Fourth, after I take office, I will strictly demand that McDonald’s 1+1 prices be reduced by 11.9, and at the same time, KFC’s Crazy Thursday will be changed to Crazy Monday, Tuesday, three, four, five, six, seven, so that everyone can be completely crazy on all days.
Fifth, I am appointed by heaven and have certain experience in being a leader. Please give me your precious vote. 】
[For the crazy Monday, two, three, four, five, six, seven, I must vote for Jiang Nanxi! Jiang Nanxi, give it to me! 】
[Great, it’s His Majesty the Emperor, we are saved! You will never have to learn English again! 】
[I also voted for Jiang Nanxi. Didn’t the number of Weibo votes exceed those of people abroad? Why doesn’t Country M allow our Emperor to be president? 】
Jiang Nanxi took the phone, read out what he had sent, and held the phone over.
"Look for yourself, there are many people on the Internet who support me. The number of votes on Weibo has exceeded those of politicians. How can this matter have nothing to do with me?"
The monkey's hand remained motionless and he said no more.
Jiang Nanxi added, "In addition, I have experience as a leader. I was an emperor before and have a certain amount of work experience and knowledge reserves. If I can be selected, I will definitely be able to get started soon."
Monkey hand: "..."
Song Shiting, Song Shixing:_
After a long time, the monkey's hand did not move.
Just when everyone thought that the monkey hand would no longer appear, it slowly said, "Change your wish. If you don't change it, then find someone else to make your wish."
Jiang Nanxi looked at Song Shixing with regret, "This thing is so useless. Such a simple wish cannot be realized, so why don't you make a simple wish?"
When Song Shixing saw Jiang Nanxi hand over the monkey hand, he fell into deep thought.
Monkey Hand: "What did you say about the Song family just now? I can realize this, please tell me."
Song Shixing: "I don't want to make that wish anymore. I think that wish has no structure. I want China to unify the earth and then let me be the king of the ball."
Monkey Hand:? ? ? ?
Jiang Nanxi clapped his hands, "Okay! This is good! You will be the king of the ball, I will be the emperor, and let the Song family become the richest family on earth!"
The sound of Monkey Hand gnashing his teeth came, "Are you two sick? Are you elementary school students? Another person!" Jiang Nanxi and Song Shixing looked at Song Shiting in unison, and they both blinked at him.
Song Shiting took the monkey's hand, coughed lightly and said, "Lord Spiritual God, I would like to offer everything to you to fulfill my wish. I want to be the richest CEO in the galaxy."
Monkey Hand: "Brother, is there a possibility that I am just a ghost who has been dead for a hundred years? I don't even know if there are people outside the earth. How can you be the richest CEO in the galaxy?!
I really want to ask, do your Song family have hereditary mental illness? I suggest you all go to a psychiatric hospital and have your brains checked! ”
Song Shiting frowned and said, "Didn't Master say that you can realize all my wishes? Isn't this possible?"
"Of course not!!!"
The monkey hand roared, "If you make such random wishes again, I will kill your whole family!"
Song Shiting asked, "What kind of wish can you make?"
Monkey Hand: "For example, what you said at the beginning, changing the Song family's luck, or changing personal luck, or personal health and safety, etc."
Jiang Nanxi raised his hand like an Ultraman, "Monkey hand, monkey hand, I want to live forever, never get sick, always have endless money to spend, and endless handsome guys!"
The monkey hand roared again, "Get out!! If you don't make a wish, let your two brothers do it!"
"What?!"
Song Shiting and Song Shixing made no more wishes, and both looked at Jiang Nanxi in shock.
Why did Monkey Hand say they were a family? !
Jiang Nanxi's expression didn't change much. He reached out and took off the talisman from the monkey's hand.
"Actually, I'm just teasing you."
Jiang Nanxi's lips curled up slightly, and he looked at the monkey's hand and said, "The ghosts this thing attracts do have a certain age, but it doesn't have to be a wish. As long as the ghosts in the monkey's hands are removed, this thing will be of no use."
Jiang Nanxi threw away the talisman on his hand and took out a new talisman from the space.
This is the thunder and fire talisman she drew herself.
As soon as he took it out and came into contact with the ghost energy, the talisman started to burn. A dark cloud appeared out of thin air in the study, and bursts of thunder came from the dark cloud.
Boom, boom!
Lightning flashed continuously in the dark clouds, and then struck directly at the monkey hand on the table.
"Ah!!!"
The thing inside the monkey's hand screamed, and more and more ghostly energy leaked out of it.
Whoosh.
The monkey's hand, which was lying flat on the table, suddenly stood up, its five hand bones swinging wildly, and it jumped off the table as if it had grown legs.
The monkey hand was extremely fast and ran away the moment the lightning struck down. The lightning struck the table, breaking the ancient wooden desk that Song Shiting had bought for millions into pieces.
But Song Shiting was not in the mood to pay attention to such trivial matters. His mind was filled with what Monkey Hand said.
"Don't run!"
Jiang Nanxi saw the monkey hand jumping out of the window. She raised her hand to wave away the dark clouds, and then chased after him.
Song Shiting and Song Shixing were still standing there, looking at the sawdust and dust on the ground with complicated expressions.
After a long time.
Song Shixing said, "Brother, why did the monkey hand say we are a family? Did it admit it wrong?"