Chapter 83 Meng Ji Snow Leopard’s famous social death scene
Lianghe looked at the koala waiting obediently on the branch, and knew that another victim had appeared.
"Very good, Baobao, you are really promising. Have you learned how to find your younger brother?"
The confused koala looked at Meng Ji Snow Leopard, whose ears were being pulled by Liang He. He blinked innocently and tilted his head slowly, expressing confusion.
"Oh my God, Kuang Bison can actually think of using koalas to transport pine cones!"
Compared to Liang He, Holder had more admiration for Meng Ji Snow Leopard. The imperial general had turned into a ferocious beast. How could he still be so smart?
To be honest, he was a little disgusted at first, thinking that Meng Ji Snow Leopard was so careless that he just carried it back to the dormitory with his mouth.
"Meow~"
Meng Ji Snow Leopard rubbed Liang He fawningly, and his usually majestic voice became more and more hoarse, begging for leniency.
He felt that he hadn't done anything bad. In order to get the koala to help, he had to let the koala ride on him, place the pine cones and then send it back. What did he say?
"You just know how to act coquettishly. You are so capable. Why don't you ask a kangaroo to help?"
You know, compared to the gentle koala, the kangaroo has a bad temper.
So Meng Ji Snow Leopard can be considered a weakling.
Liang He tapped Meng Ji Snow Leopard's eyebrows angrily and funny, turned his head and focused on the koala, and found that the little guy hadn't reacted yet.
"Here, you are responsible for sending back whatever you provoked."
I don’t know where this koala came from?
When they just passed by here, they didn't see it, so was it the tacit understanding cultivated in the past few days that made the little guy wait here specially for Meng Ji Snow Leopard to come?
"Meow!"
Mengji Snow Leopard shouted at the koala, and the koala, which was still waiting to be powered on, suddenly started to activate.
The koala's little hands and feet are trying to get down from the tree in a hurry, but in the eyes of everyone, no matter how fast the movement is, it is slow and leisurely, which is very cute, especially the "bear as pale as a chrysanthemum" character, which is very easy to control. of.
"Hiccup...hmm!"
I don’t know what the koala was thinking. Not only did it not leave, but it slowly walked towards Lianghe.
"Wait, where did the pig bray come from?!"
Holder's eyes widened. He couldn't believe that such a cute koala's cry was actually a pig's roar, mixed with hiccups!
Compared with Holder, Lan Zhuo is obviously much calmer and has obviously expected it.
"Koalas usually make sounds when they are courting. It's normal if you haven't heard them before."
"So, it's courting?"
Courtship?
With whom?
Liang He or Meng Ji Snow Leopard?
Don’t you mind species isolation?
"Hiccup...hmm!"
Listening to the sound of the koala burping at the Mengji snow leopard, Lianghe couldn't hold it back for a moment, and burst out laughing, laughing.
"Pfft hahaha! Leopard was actually spotted by a koala?!"
The mocked Mengji Snow Leopard, with its head covered in black lines, stared speechlessly at the squealing koala in front of him. If Liang He hadn't been there, he would have wanted to just slap it with his paw to see what was in its head!
"Roar!"
The furious Kuang Ye began to roar, trying to scare off the koalas. However, koalas are naturally slow to react, otherwise they would not be used as pine cone bags by the Mengji Snow Leopard every day.
"Hiccup...huh?"
The koala tilted its head in confusion, wondering why Meng Ji Snow Leopard wouldn't let him sit on his back, since it had been like this before.
"Roar!"
roll!
Due to Liang He's presence, Meng Ji Snow Leopard couldn't escape, so he could only cover his ears in despair, trying to 'cover his ears and steal his bell'.
"Hahaha! Kuang Ye, you have today too!"
Holder gloated without being too obvious. He laughed so wildly that he couldn't stop slapping his own thigh. He was so angry that Meng Ji Snow Leopard bit him hard on the bicep.
But he didn't really threaten to kill him, he just wanted to scare Holder so that he wouldn't laugh again. "Ah! Lianghe, Kuangye bit me... ugh!"
Holder, who was completely unaware of Meng Ji Snow Leopard's merciless words, immediately complained to Liang He. Meng Ji Snow Leopard was so shocked that he stood up and covered his mouth with his paws.
"Baobao, what are you doing?"
Seeing that Holder was not bitten to death but was about to be choked to death, Liang He quickly pulled Meng Ji Snow Leopard off Holder's back.
"Bah, bah, bah! Kuang Ye, your claws smell so bad!"
Holder's struggle was not because his mouth was covered and he was deprived of oxygen, but because he was suffocated by the smell of Meng Ji Snow Leopard's claws!
"Kuang Ye is a cat and likes to lick his paws. He also likes to bite his hands. The smell is normal."
Lan Zhuo was conducting science popularization beside him with a nonchalant expression. It would have been better if he ignored his silent retreat.
"Meow..."
Meng Ji Snow Leopard, who was caught, looked at Liang He aggrievedly, as if accusing Holder of laughing at him, but he subconsciously ignored the koala's courtship.
"Okay, we shouldn't laugh at you and apologize to you, okay?"
Liang He gently comforted Meng Ji Snow Leopard's injured little heart, but unexpectedly discovered that there was a koala around.
"Hey, where did this koala come from?"
Following her question, both humans and animals looked over involuntarily. Lan Zhuo raised his eyebrows slightly, probably knowing what was going on.
"The reason why the koala being used as a bag makes a mating call is probably to call the new koala."
"Hey, it turns out that the koala is not courting the Mengji snow leopard!"
Holder curled his lips in disappointment. He also planned to secretly record a video and show it to Kuang Ye after he passed the evolutionary period and regained consciousness.
The kind that whips corpses repeatedly! hey-hey!
"Holder, just be a human being."
Lan Zhuo was speechless at Holder who was worried about the world being in chaos.
And Liang He looked at the two cute koalas hugging each other, and he was almost turned into cute ones.
"Dr. Lan, do you know why it called this koala?"
In fact, the koala just shouted at Meng Ji Snow Leopard.
"I'm not sure."
Lan Zhuo shook his head regretfully. He had little experience in the study of koalas.
Holder, on the other hand, started to analyze with interest.
"I think this male koala should still be pursuing the female koala, and if he wants to stand out from the crowd of suitors, he must be attractive enough for the female koala to choose him."
So, what attracts female koalas?
The male koala immediately thought of the Mengji snow leopard he had been riding these past few days!
"Because Kuang Ye has been riding it around for the past few days, it feels very fresh, so he wants to take his future wife to experience it, and at the same time show his animal veins and masculinity..."
Holder, who was full of ideas, became more and more excited as he talked, as if he had a brain with a koala.
However, Liang He only felt that it sounded more and more unreliable. She and Lan Zhuo looked at each other silently, preparing to take Meng Ji Snow Leopard away from the woods first.
"Hiccup...hmm!"
Mengji Snow Leopard also wanted to leave this land of right and wrong as quickly as possible, but as soon as he raised his feet, he found that he was hugged by a koala on his thigh!
"Meow!"
Haha, I feel like Baobao Club is dying with its toes on the ground. If this were recorded, wouldn’t it be black material for a lifetime~ I laughed so hard~