Chapter 3: Nothing is more delicious than dumplings, nothing more fun than...
[Hey, hey, that's not right. I don't have to be afraid of Liu Yue. She has just woken up and is very weak. 】
Thinking of this, Shen Mo straightened her back unconsciously and said proudly: "I'm not afraid of you."
Liu Yue raised her eyebrows and looked at Silence in amusement.
This fool.
"What is your education level?"
Silence frowned, what do you mean?
"Who am I to tell you."
[I won’t tell you that I am a junior college student. 】
"Oh, professional."
Silence was stunned, how did you know.
Looking at Silence lightly, Liu Yue raised a smile on her lips.
It's quite fun to entertain children.
"It's very simple. If you had studied well, you would have told me proudly."
Silence sighed and felt dizzy.
[Is this IQ crushing? Liu Yue is worthy of being the top scorer in the college entrance examination and graduated from Wudaokou College. 】
Listening to Shen Shen's pure heart, Liu Yue made up her mind to keep Shen Shen.
The reason is simple. Instead of finding a husband with high IQ, rationality, and interests first, like Shen Jiayun, it is better to find a husband who can listen to her heart and who has no secrets in front of her.
The former requires mutual calculation, while the latter can be manipulated at will.
Which one is more important, it's really easy to choose.
Of course, the most important thing is that Shen Mo is Shen Jiayun's younger brother, his half-brother.
And she, Liu Yue, was Shen Jiayun's former fiancée, which was a bit of an unethical pleasure.
Patting the seat next to her, Liu Yue asked Shen Mo to sit over.
Silent and hesitant, not wanting to go.
Liu Yue said calmly: "Don't you want to talk to me about what we should do next?"
Sitting down in silence for a moment.
[Of course I want to talk. 】
Liu Yue looked at Silence again.
He is about 185cm tall, and his weight cannot be determined visually, but his figure is very well-proportioned. His facial features cannot be said to be perfect, but they are definitely upright and good-looking.
All that's left is...
Liu Yue touched his abdominal muscles under Shen Mo's shocked eyes.
"Not bad, eight yuan."
Silence sat back in fear: "What are you doing?"
[Didn’t we talk about it later? Why are you still tampering with me? I am a young man, and everything I have should be left to my wife. Grandma said that chastity is the best gift for a man. 】
Listening to the silent voice, Liu Yue's eyes almost curled up with laughter.
Very good, really very good. It turns out that you are just talking nonsense and have never really gone to a major health care. Now I am more satisfied.
Liu Yue smiled lightly and said: "Of course I want to taste my husband's figure."
As she said that, Liu Yue glanced at Silence's abdomen with fiery eyes. When she touched her abdominal muscles just now, she tried it down and it felt quite big.
Coupled with eight-pack abs, this man's hardware is really good.
"If I weren't so weak now, I would really want to have a wedding tonight."
Wang Ma and Li Ao, who were returning from seeing off the guests, heard this and looked at each other, then quickly went upstairs.
He shouted to Shen Mo on the second floor: "Uncle, we two are sleeping. You can take Miss back later."
"By the way, I'll leave the lady's washing and evening massage to you."
After saying that, the figure disappeared instantly.
Silence stared at this scene dumbfounded.
No, aren't you afraid that I am a scumbag?
Just leave your fragile young lady to me like this?
Liu Yue burst into laughter. His mother Wang and Sister-in-law Li were still as playful as ever.
"Husband, carry me upstairs."
Liu Yue continued her career of teasing.
Silence is disbelief.
【Why? why is that? Is Liu Yue so open? 】
He really felt like he was going crazy. Theoretically, he should leave Liu Yue alone at this time.
But...
Looking at Liu Yue's face and figure silently, he admitted that he was a big deal.
A big beauty for you to hold? Won't you hug me?
Anyway, silence is a hug.
Or a princess hug.
Liu Yue was first surprised to be hugged by the princess, and then she put her arms around Shen Mo's neck, pressing her plump body tightly against Shen Mo's.
Back in the room, Liu Yue looked at the blushing Silence and became interested.
"Husband, please take a shower for me."
Hong Wen was silent for a moment and stammered: "No, it's not okay. I'll go find Wang Ma and Li Ao."
As he said that, he turned around. Maybe he was in a hurry, tripping over his right foot with his left foot and almost falling.
This made Liu Yue laugh out loud.
So much fun.
[Ahhhhhhh, so embarrassing. 】
The silence was excruciatingly uncomfortable.
Liu Yue chuckled and said: "Are you afraid that I will eat it? Little...virgin...man."
Three words made Silence turn around in an instant, and said angrily: "Who are you calling a virgin? I am a man known as Lao Ai of Jinghai Vocational and Technical College, and people in the world say he is invincible with a golden gun."
"I'm just giving you a bath. I've washed you a lot."
[Men, you can’t lose face in front of women even if you die. 】
[Speaking of which, how should women’s clothes be undressed? 】
[Damn, is it too late for Baidu now? 】
[How about I make an excuse to go to the bathroom first? 】
Liu Yue was about to laugh to death in her heart.
This little man is so funny.
Rolling her eyes, Liu Yue said with a smile: "Husband, you should run the water first and test the water temperature for me."
Be silent for a moment.
[Here, why didn’t I think of this excuse? 】
He rushed into the bathroom silently, as if running away, and after a while, the sound of water sounded.
Liu Yue was lying on the bed, laughing silently.
This is still an innocent boy.
After a while, Shen Mo came out of the bathroom, blushing and said: "That...that, water..."
"Call me wife." Liu Yue interrupted the silence.
"Ah." Silence was stunned.
[Is this...is this appropriate? Baidu doesn't say how to solve this trick. 】
I really went to Baidu, Liu Yue wanted to laugh even more.
But she had to hold back.
Liu Yue slowly walked out of bed, and took off her skirt in front of Silence, revealing her body as white as jade.
At this time, Liu Yue was also very panicked. After all, this was the first time she had done such a bold thing.
However, the thought of teasing this innocent little virgin made her so excited that she threw everything behind her.
Leaning against Shen Mo, Liu Yue stood on tiptoes and whispered in Shen Mo's ear: "We are a legal couple with certificates. You call me wife and I call you husband. It is only natural and natural."
"So husband, can you help my weak wife take a bath."
The warm breath hit his ears, causing Silent's body to react instantly.
[Ahhhhhhh, this is so exciting.
Grandma, Baidu, God, you never taught me how to crack this trick. 】
Swallowing, Shen Mo held on and said: "Old...wife, we are not familiar yet. We just met for the first time today, isn't it? It's too soon."
Liu Yue felt the silent and stiff body and smiled softly: "Are you quick? We have all received the certificate."
"It's legal."
"What's more..."
Liu Yue hugged Shen Mo's body tightly, thinking about the "educational film" that her best friend once showed her. She touched Shen Mo's abdomen with one hand, stretched one hand to the back of Shen Mo's head, and whispered in Shen Mo's ear:
"What's more, I almost became your sister-in-law."
(End of chapter)