Chapter 26 Vinegar
"You were struck in your mind and you are speechless?" In the office, Lu Qinyao was still "interrogating" Xu Xiyu.
"Nervous, I did that to leave a good impression on others and facilitate future communication." Xu Xiyu was speechless.
"Tch, I don't believe it." Lu Qinyao pouted, "I'm warning you, you are my boyfriend on the show, don't cheat on me and cuckold me."
"Who do you think I am?"
"Who do you think you are? You still care about her hard work. I haven't seen you care about my hard work in so many days. Do you know how tired I am from hiding it from my mother?" Lu Qinyao rolled her eyes. turn.
"Is it hard for you?" Xu Xiyu laughed.
"Get lost!" Lu Qinyao said angrily.
"Okay." Xu Xiyu said and actually stood up.
"Eh? Where are you going? My colleagues are all setting up equipment. Didn't I promise to practice being on camera?" Lu Qinyao said angrily upon seeing this.
"Go to the bathroom."
As soon as these words came out, Lu Qinyao immediately turned from anger to joy and said with hanging eyes: "Yo yo yo, what a wonder, you also have a nervous day?"
"I drank too much water."
"Ah, yes, yes, drink too much water. Drink too much water."
"..." Xu Xiyu is indeed a little nervous. There are seven or eight people in Lu Qindao's studio, and it will be a bit stressful to watch him on camera later.
You know, in the past, like those seven or eight people, he was watching others.
The distance from watching to being watched may only be a few steps, but it gives people a completely different feeling.
Ten minutes later, he was sitting on a sofa in the northwest corner of the studio. Opposite him, soft lights, reflectors, cameras, video cameras and other things were all placed.
The seven or eight people onlookers were sitting or standing watching, which made him sit upright involuntarily.
"Xiyu, there are three most common working scenarios for recording this kind of variety show: preparation, two-person indoor and outdoor interaction, and multi-person chat. Let's practice preparation today.
Tomorrow you and Qin Yao will go out to shoot a Vlog to practice their interaction. Let’s have a dinner together in the studio the day after tomorrow and practice chatting with multiple people? "Gong Lingyun arranged.
"I'll follow the arrangement." Xu Xiyu didn't have any objections to this.
"Be natural, don't hold it; also, don't purse your lips all the time, keep your body still, and don't make so many small movements." Gong Lingyun said again.
As soon as these words came out, Lu Qinyao, who was looking at the camera screen, immediately turned her head. It was obvious that she was suppressing a smile.
She thought it was really funny to see Xu Xiyu through the screen, and he felt very uncomfortable.
It was at this moment that her assistant Ai Ai suddenly raised her hand and said: "Brother-in-law, I will ask you questions during the simulation. You will watch me later."
No one in the studio knew that Xu Xiyu and Lu Qinyao were fake lovers. Only they and Gong Lingyun knew about this. Some things were not suitable for too many people to know.
And they basically call Xu Xiyu brother-in-law. I don’t know what they think in their hearts. They are very polite on the surface. After all, he is the replica of the boss’s wife. The boss... um... the boss’s husband?
"Okay." Xu Xiyu controlled his expression and looked at Ai Ai.
"First question, what do your friends and family think of your relationship with Sister Qinyao?" Ai Ai asked, flipping through the documents in her hand.
The documents in her hand were left behind by Qiao Shuangshuang, and the questions she asked were prepared by the program team for the pilot film. The format of the pilot film is interviews and answers.
This time, I prepared the answers in advance.
Therefore, when Xu Xiyu heard this question, he first thought of his parents, and then thought of the text messages of greetings sent by his friends and family these days.
After thinking carefully, he said: "They are all confused and don't understand what Qin Yao likes about me."
"Tsk...hee hee hee hee..." Following Xu Xiyu's answer, a burst of suppressed laughter immediately sounded at the scene. The seven or eight people opposite had different expressions.
But the emotion revealed is very unified. This emotion is called "difficult clam".
Lu Qinyao also suppressed laughter and interrupted: "Please answer more seriously."
"I answered very seriously." Xu Xiyu's expression was very serious. After that, he said to Lu Qinyao, "I think the audience and the program team will like my answer."
As soon as these words came out, the smile on Lu Qinyao's face slowly faded away, replaced by a thoughtful look.
After careful identification, she found that what Xu Xiyu said was indeed correct. The program team and the audience would indeed "like" this answer, because based on everyone's positioning of his identity, this answer would be very effective.
Thinking of this, Lu Qinyao took the initiative to extend: "Then what do you like about me and why did you choose to be with me?" She felt that the program team would definitely continue to ask questions like this. Don't think that you will only ask whatever questions you have. What's the problem? This show appears to be very rigid.
A lot of the immediate reactions are the real attraction.
Hearing this question, Xu Xiyu quickly said: "I don't know."
"??" Lu Qinyao felt that she couldn't answer like this.
Just as he was about to speak, he heard Xu Xiyu continue: "I don't know what I like about you, and I don't want to know what I like about you.
Because I think people will inevitably change over time. Therefore, I don’t want to anchor my liking and love for you at a certain point.
A point is too fragile, and it may disappear at a certain moment one day. For me, the most important thing is that I will still love you in the future, not why I loved you in the first place. ”
When Xu Xiyu said this, his expression was particularly serious.
The reason why he was serious was because his mind was thinking about whether he could answer like this.
But for Lu Qinyao, she looked at Xu Xiyu's serious expression combined with her "affectionate confession" words just now.
She felt her heart rate rise suddenly, her eyes began to dodge unconsciously, her ears gradually felt hot, and a red cloud quietly climbed up her cheeks.
This damn scumbag.
Just talk, why are you teasing yourself?
At the same time, assistant Ai Ai, who was sitting opposite, had wide eyes. Her gaze kept switching back and forth between Xu Xiyu and Lu Qinyao.
Gradually, she smiled like an aunt.
Other female colleagues also covered their mouths with expressions of being hit.
As for the male colleagues, the look they looked at Xu Xiyu was even more complicated. Is this the fucking Aquaman who has dated eleven ex-girlfriends?
How dare you say such nonsense?
At this moment, Lu Qinyao, who was in a state of confusion, also thought about Xu Xiyu's eleven ex-girlfriends.
In an instant, shyness turned into embarrassment.
There was only one thought in her mind: The scumbag can speak so smoothly. He must have practiced it a lot before, right?
Definitely.
I don’t know how many ex-girlfriends I have said this to me just now.
Little Chi, if you can practice it on other women, will you use it to tease me today?
He was teasing the editor-in-chief just now!
This damn liar.
For a moment, a sense of sourness rushed straight into Lu Qindao's Tianling Gai, instantly covering up her throbbing just now. She raised her eyes and glared at Xu Xiyu. She had to endure it again and again before she could resist the urge to go over and blow his head off!
But she resisted the move and couldn't hold her mouth any longer. She gritted her teeth and said, "I know how to speak sweet words every day, and I don't know where I learned them."
As soon as these words came out, Gong Lingyun's expression suddenly brightened, and she always felt that she smelled a sour smell.
But Xu Xiyu asked sincerely at this time: "What do you think of my answer?"
"?" Lu Qinyao.
Xu Xiyu, is there something wrong with you? How could you ask someone how they felt after saying your love words?
You think you're just saying your lines here, how are you doing?
"If you think it's good, then I'll use this formula for you. When recording the show, people ask you what you like about me, and you just answer like this. This is much better than other answers. If you say something too specific, it's easy for people to find fault. .”
Xu Xiyu's tone was still serious.
But Lu Qinyao was already angry at him.
I bet he was really speaking his lines just now.
Not only that, he also planned to give the lines to himself.
I have been robbed of my lines for so many years, and this is the first time someone has added lines to me.
Damn, you are so considerate! !
(End of chapter)