Chapter 109: Mandarin ducks playing in the water (1 update)
"Just eat, why are you always staring at me?" In the restaurant, Xu Xiyu stopped eating and asked Lu Qinyao next to him with a puzzled expression.
From the moment he came in with the food, Lu Qinyao had been looking at him suspiciously.
It looked like he was feeling uncomfortable all over.
"Maybe she thinks you're pretty and she's full after seeing you." After hearing this, Ke Xinying, who was sitting opposite, said leisurely.
"In our place, 'seeing that you are full' is not a good word." Xu Xiyu twitched the corner of his mouth when he heard this. In their hometown, this sentence has the same meaning as "I feel sick to my stomach when I see you."
Hearing this, Ke Xinying nodded with an "Oh" sound, then put her hand on the table to support her chin, leaned forward slightly and looked at Xu Xiyu and said: "Then what are the compliments you guys have over there? I'll learn from it, and I'll do more in the future." Praise you.”
Should it be said or not, Ke Xinying's actions revealed a hint of charm in her laziness, and her eyes were curious and asking for advice, not to mention how attractive she was.
Therefore, before Xu Xiyu could reply, Lu Qinyao planned to interrupt him.
But Ke Xinying's movements were faster than Lu Qinyao's. She glanced at Lu Qinyao and said, "You won't be angry when you see me praising him in the future, right?"
"???" These words made Lu Qinyao's eyes widen instantly.
"Speaking of which, some people go too far. They stare at their boyfriends like interrogators as soon as they enter the door. They should feel sorry for their boyfriends and praise them more. Why are they doing this? To prevent thieves? ”
As soon as these words came out, Lu Qinyao's eyes widened even more.
Damn it, Ke Xinying, I really didn’t realize that you are still a green tea person!
As for Xu Xiyu, when he heard this, he choked on a mouthful of rice and almost spit it out of his nose.
What followed was an unbearable smile rising from the depths of the lungs: "Cough...cough cough cough cough...hee hee hee hee hee..."
God won't be angry, right?
God doesn't look like anyone.
Good guy, if you just say "You're not like me, you only feel sorry for giegie", then you'll be fine.
Ke Xinying didn't know that Xu Xiyu began to recall famous jokes about the earth in her mind. She thought Xu Xiyu was making fun of her.
Seeing that Xu Xiyu could hardly hold back her laughter, Ke Xinying's face slowly began to turn red. Finally, she became angry and said, "That's enough. Is it that funny?"
To be honest, she doesn't know how to "talk over tea" at all. Essentially, she is a straight woman.
I just tried to learn from the online status.
I never expected that this bitch would make fun of me! ! !
What about the man who said he loves green tea?
Damn it, you really can’t trust the stuff on the Internet.
Seeing that she was getting embarrassed, Xu Xiyu suppressed a smile and waved her hands to explain: "No, no, I suddenly thought of a happy thing. I'm really not laughing at you. You believe me."
"Pfft... Hahahaha..." Lu Qinyao next to her was inexplicably amused when she heard this. She felt that Xu Xiyu was telling lies with her eyes open.
At this time, in the restaurant, Lu Qinyao and Xu Xiyu, who couldn't stop laughing, were sitting on one side, while Ke Xinying, whose face was getting redder and redder, was sitting opposite them. The scene looked like "The Mermaid".
"I'm full, I won't eat anymore." Ke Xinying's face turned as red as a monkey's butt when the two people laughed at her. She threw her chopsticks, turned her head and walked out.
"Hey, don't get me wrong, I really thought of a joke." Xu Xiyu explained again.
But Ke Xinying ignored him and walked out faster.
Seeing Ke Xinying's back disappearing around the corner, Lu Qinyao's laughter stopped, and then continued to look at Xu Xiyu with suspicious eyes: "Are you hiding something from me?"
"I hide a lot of things from you, which one are you referring to?"
"???" Lu Qinyao was stunned by these words. No, you piece of shit, why don't you play your cards according to the routine? Shouldn't a normal man quibble at this time?
What does it mean to hide too many things?
Just when he was about to say something, he heard Xu Xiyu continue to speak: "Do I have to tell you about the fact that I wet the bed when I was three years old? It's not normal to hide something from you. By the way, did you wet the bed when you were a child?"
"Uh..." Lu Qinyao, who was already stunned, was even more stunned by Xu Xiyu's words.
"Don't tell me you don't pee, you're still wetting the bed now."
"When should I pee now..." Lu Qinyao started to retort instinctively after hearing this, but her face turned red the next second, "Xu Xiyu, you... oops..."
While talking, Lu Qinyao couldn't help but want to hit Xu Xiyu, otherwise there would be no place to vent her shy energy.
Xu Xiyu also took the opportunity to escape from Lu Qinyao's beating with laughter and laughter, running away while shouting: "Domestic violence, domestic violence, slip away, slip away, slip away."
Lu Qinyao, who was extremely ashamed, was too embarrassed to follow her, so she could only sit on the chair and continue to kiss her softly.
After forcing her like this for a long time, she suddenly realized something was wrong.
no.
What did you originally plan to do?
By the way, I planned to ask him what "Xu Buduo" means.
What did Ke Xinying mean when she said, "I thought you guys would be honest about everything, but it turns out he's hiding something from you too."
Why did the topic turn to whether or not we wet the bed?
Thinking of this, she stood up and planned to ask again, but her phone rang. It was Gong Lingyun calling her.
At the same time, Ke Xinying on the other side was sitting on a chair by the swimming pool in a daze.
The more she thought about what had just happened, the sadder she became, and the more she thought about it, the more aggrieved she became.
It's already enough for me to come here to "compete for favor" like a lunatic.
As a result, my behavior of "competing for favor" just now was made fun of by the protagonist of "competing for favor".
It's normal for Lu Qinyao to make fun of that.
Why do you, named Xu, laugh?
Every word I say is to make you happy, but you still laugh at me? ! ! !
After thinking about it, Ke Xinying is really sad. From childhood to adulthood, she has been praised with all kinds of nice words. Now she is really...
When I was feeling extremely wronged, I suddenly heard a voice coming from beside me: "I'm really not laughing at you."
As soon as these words came out, she instinctively wanted to turn her head, but she held back.
He didn't reply to Xu Xiyu, but snorted coldly and moved his body. He originally sat facing Xu Xiyu from his side to his back. Seeing this, Xu Xiyu walked two steps around to Ke Xinying and said, "I'm not that kind of person. Why do you think I'm making fun of you?"
"Hmph~~" Ke Xinying moved her body again and continued to face Xu Xiyu with her back.
"Why are you acting like a child?" Xu Xiyu was amused by her.
"I want you to take care of it? Go away!!" Ke Xinying also felt like a retard, but she couldn't control it.
"Okay, don't worry about it. I'm leaving. You can sit for a while by yourself."
As these words fell, Ke Xinying felt that there was gradually no movement behind her, and only the sound of lighter and lighter footsteps slowly disappeared in her ears.
At this moment, she felt like she was about to explode.
Okay, that bitch named Xu is really gone?
A bitch can only coax a few words to coax people?
To be honest, Ke Xinying actually didn't understand why she was like this.
After all, her relationship with Xu Xiyu is not the kind of relationship that requires coaxing.
Xu Xiyu has no obligation to coax her, and she doesn't need Xu Xiyu to coax her. Because fundamentally speaking, there was no need for her to be angry with Xu Xiyu, especially this kind of inexplicable anger.
But if you don’t understand, you don’t understand.
Anger is a reality.
And extremely angry.
Don't feel wronged anymore! !
Pack up your things and leave as you please.
I, Ke, can't stay here any longer, and if I stay any longer, I'll be humiliating myself.
Thinking of this, Ke Xinying stood up suddenly, turned around again, and then her eyes suddenly opened wide. Because she discovered that Xu Xiyu didn't leave at all.
Instead, he stood one meter behind him and looked at himself curiously.
Not only that, when he saw himself getting up, this bastard asked himself innocently: "Are you not angry anymore?"
Hearing this, Ke Xinying no longer wanted to answer with words.
She stepped forward and kicked Xu Xiyu's calf. She still didn't know why she did this, but again, she just couldn't help it.
All she wanted now was to kick this angry bastard to death.
Unfortunately, Xu Xiyu was very flexible and she missed the kick.
Forget it if he didn't get kicked, Xu Xiyu said again: "Hey, this girl, violence can't solve the problem."
As soon as these words came out, Ke Xinying couldn't hold herself any longer and hurriedly stepped forward to kick him again.
Unfortunately, it still didn't kick.
It doesn't matter if you can't kick it, then get started.
"Hey, hey, hey, why do you always do something when you are having a good chat?" Xu Xiyu continued while hiding.
"You let me take a bite! Take one bite and I won't make trouble." Ke Xinying chased and made conditions.
"I'm not very capable." Xu Xiyu refused without hesitation.
Ke Xinying stopped talking when she heard this and continued to chase.
She chased.
He ran, and while running, he comforted: "Stop chasing, you will fall into the water later..."
Before she could finish her words, Ke Xinying slipped and fell into the swimming pool next to her with a "plop".
Xu Xiyu stopped when he saw this, looked at Ke Xinying who was already standing in the swimming pool, and said with an innocent face: "Look, I told you that you would fall into the water."
Ke Xinying stood in the swimming pool. After calming down her emotions, she looked up at Xu Xiyu who was standing by the pool and gritted her teeth and said, "You have the skills to make sarcastic remarks, so you can't pull me in?"
Hearing this, Xu Xiyu quickly bent down and stretched out his hand, but suddenly pulled it back halfway and said: "You won't take the opportunity to pull me down, will you?"
"Am I that kind of person? You bastard, hurry up, I'm here, I have no strength, I can't get up!" Ke Xinying stretched out her hand and waved it impatiently.
Hearing this, Xu Xiyu hurriedly stretched out his hand. He really couldn't soak in the water when his aunt came.
However, the moment the two people clasped their hands, he saw Ke Xinying in the pool, and the corner of her mouth curled up, showing a successful smile.
Then, a strong force came and pushed him towards the swimming pool.
“Plop~~”
"Hahahaha, you've been fooled!!" Ke Xinying started laughing, and while laughing, she splashed water on Xu Xiyu next to her.
At this time, Xu Xiyu had just stood firm and couldn't open his eyes because of Ke Xinying's splash. He could only block it with his hands while moving back.
But how could Ke Xinying let him go? She would chase after him when he retreated.
"I still... bah... use your hands... don't splash... bah... you're not here to be my aunt, hurry up... bah bah... get up there."
"I'm not here!! I lied to you! Hahahahaha." Ke Xinying was very happy. She had not been so happy in half a year.
But Lu Qinyao was not happy.
She had just been talking to Gong Lingyun in the house on the phone when she heard the noise and came out curiously to take a look.
Well, mandarin ducks are playing in the water, right?
You might as well not watch it yourself! ! !
Thanks to [Zyxmars] [Book Friends 2348] for the reward
(End of chapter)