Chapter 1 The earthy queen Zhou Shuyi!
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"High heels, tight pants, my name is Sister Zhou, remember!"
"Let's play, let's make trouble, don't make fun of you, Sister Zhou!"
On the Shark Live Broadcasting Platform, a voice with a strong earthy flavor echoed in a live broadcast room.
It was hard to imagine that this voice came from a girl with a sweet appearance and outstanding temperament.
She is none other than Zhou Shuyi, a notorious female anchor in the live broadcast industry.
Shark Live is the only live broadcast platform in China that can compete with Dogya Live.
Zhou Shuyi is one of the card anchors on the Shark Platform.
She has a large number of fans and popularity like big anchors such as PDD, Dai Xiaomei, and Riribaobao.
In addition to being a host,
Zhou Shuyi also serves as the official commentator of the LPL, and was even rated as "one of the four most beautiful commentators in the LPL" by netizens.
It is enough to prove that its good looks are more resistant to beating.
But her most popular thing is not her outstanding appearance, but...
A bold and bold personality!
She is not as gentle and elegant as ordinary women.
On the contrary, her voice is rough and bold, and her behavior is rude and unpretentious.
He is carefree and often spits out fragrance during the live broadcast.
More manly than men.
A completely realistic version of Beast Beauty.
This contrast has earned her many titles from netizens——
Mute Bride
Resistance to Chong
Backlash Fighter and more.
The scene in the live broadcast room just now was Zhou Shuyi's first program since it started broadcasting today - a video imitating Katate's local flavor.
An earthy video imitation ends,
Zhou Shuyi turned her head and looked at the barrage, which was filled with question marks.
She was not surprised by this, and even proudly flipped her hair on her forehead and said:
"Brothers, is my rap okay?"
As a result, there were more question marks on the barrage.
"???"
"Afraid!"
"Please, Sister Zhou, can you please stop talking!"
"..."
After seeing the content of the barrage and the live broadcast room's popularity of 1.51 million, Zhou Shuyi's lips raised slightly.
Apparently, she was quite satisfied with the results of her show.
However, she did not continue the topic, but changed the topic and said:
"Okay brothers, let's not watch the local videos today and start the next program."
She was even a little excited as she said, "It's time to find a companion to torture!"
Game accompaniment is a profession that has recently emerged in the gaming industry. It is popular among major anchors to find a companion to play with.
Looking for a companion to play LOL together and teasing the companion along the way is Zhou Shuyi's favorite program recently.
Playing tricks to accompany you can gain program effects, increase the popularity of the live broadcast room, and finally give the companion several times the companionship fee...
In the end, the audience is happy, they are having fun, and the company is also happy.
It can be said that everyone is happy.
Sure enough, as soon as he talked about finding a companion, the audience in the live broadcast room immediately became energetic, and the barrage flew wildly:
"Please invite the next victim!"
"Yesterday, the brother who was playing with me was almost depressed by Sister Zhou. I don't know which unlucky guy was picked by Sister Zhou today."
"Sister Zhou gkd, can't wait!"
"I like Sister Zhou who randomly finds companions to complete her life. Other anchors find companions based on scripts, which is boring."
"..."
With the expectations of herself and the audience, Zhou Shuyi used her mobile phone to open the most popular companion app recently - Pen Refill.
Then start browsing the playlist.
When she looked through the list of companions, the corners of her mouth twitched.
It seems that he has already thought of the scene where his companion was pranked by him and made him doubt his life.
Soon, her eyes rested on a companion with the ID name "豼豊荗guo".
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Your Pistachio: Accompanying Sessions 0
Self-introduction: He is as handsome as Yanzu, gentle and considerate, skilled in games such as LOL, chicken, and CF. Note: Performing arts does not sell oneself.
"Looks like a simple newcomer," Zhou Shuyi muttered, her smile getting even brighter, "Pistachio, right... It's you!!"
After saying this, she looked at the live broadcast camera and said excitedly, "Brothers, I found a new person to play with. We have something to play with today!"
What she likes the most is this new person who has just become a companion.
Because most of the newcomers are shy and naive.
When the time comes, all it takes is a little teasing, such as talking about some pornographic topics, and the other party will become extremely nervous and nervous. The effect of the show will be amazing!
"What good luck." Zhou Shuyi felt as happy as a forty-year-old prostitute meeting a young boy.
However, she didn't know how desperate her decision would make her next.
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at the same time.
Magic City, RNG team base.
As the top team in the LPL and the only all-Chinese team in the LPL, RNG is deeply loved by lol players.
Therefore, the RNG players have also attracted much attention.
Including top laner Letme, mid laner Xiaohu, jungler Mala Xiangguo, ADC-Uzi and assistant Xiaoming.
Except for a certain substitute player who had just arrived - Xu Mo.
In the RNG training room, Xu Mo sat on the edge near the water fountain.
After registering the companion information of Bixin APP on his mobile phone, he took a look at the date.
April 16, 2017.
Today is his second day in this parallel world.
After a day of adapting, he reluctantly accepted the fact of time travel.
But...
He still couldn't accept the fact that he traveled through time and became Uzi's substitute.
Yes, he time-traveled into this guy with the same name, and his predecessor's identity is RNG's current substitute ADC.
The unfortunate predecessor was originally the AD of the second team of RNG. Because of his good performance, he was demoted to the substitute AD of the first team half a month ago...
Uzi in the S7 era knew everything.
No matter what Uzi's character is, there is no doubt about his strength during this period.
Xu Mo knows very well that becoming Uzi's substitute is no different from going to jail.
And the poor predecessor naively thought that through hard work he could win the opportunity to play and become famous.
No, after fifteen or six hours of high-intensity training every day, before the chance to play came, I suddenly burped and farted.
"Alas,"
When Xu Mo thought of his predecessor, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart, "With a monthly salary of three thousand yuan, why are you working so hard?"
Especially in my memory, my predecessor’s salary has not been paid for three months...
Think about it again, the contract between my predecessor and RNG will expire in nearly seven months...
Xu Mo felt more and more that his future was dark.
The only way out now is to find a way to get out of the contract with God.
As long as he can escape from RNG, Xu Mo feels that relying on his experience before time travel, he may not be able to find a place.
Even if you can't stand out, it's better to join Fu Mou Kang to play a role than to be a substitute for Uzi.
Just waiting for the contract to expire naturally... is obviously the last resort.
Letting RNG take the initiative to fire itself is the best policy.
But what should be done to get RNG fired?
The best way Xu Mo can think of right now is to mess it up!
As long as it can become a waste, RNG will not be able to use itself.
It's worthless, and with RNG's urinary properties, it's unlikely to be left to eat.
"Xiao Ming gave me a shield, but you gave me a shield! Damn, if you had given me a shield earlier, I wouldn't have died."
Suddenly, a complaint sounded in the training room.
The little fat guy who is complaining is none other than RNG’s popular player, the crazy puppy Uzi!
Xu Mo suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
Uzi is RNG's treasure player. If he can anger Uzi and make Uzi take the initiative to fight with him...
Then couldn't he get out at the speed of light?
Uzi at this period was upright but irritable, arrogant and had a strong self-esteem. It didn't seem difficult to anger him...
"Ding dong..."
The sudden beep of the cell phone interrupted Xu Mo's thoughts.
He picked up the Redmi note 4 on the table and took a look at it, and found that it was a reminder from the companion app——
"You have a new companion order, please reply in time and confirm the order."
Xu Mo was a little surprised. He had only registered as a companion for a few minutes, but the boss actually ordered him?
You know, the price he casually set for companionship is 66 yuan per hour, which is considered a relatively high price for companionship.
"I don't know which one is the big grievance..."
After Xu Mo said something sarcastic, he decisively confirmed the order.
Show off, start by being a companion!
As for finding ways to anger Uzi...it's not as important as making money as a companion!
After all, the bank card left by his predecessor only had a balance of 0.5 yuan, and he still owed Mala Xiangguo a hundred yuan.
Even if you leave RNG to drive screws, you still have to collect enough travel expenses, right?
As for letting RNG pay wages when he leaves... Xu Mo doesn't have much hope anyway.
The only player he has ever seen who could leave RNG intact and earn a huge sum of 50 yuan is one...
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(End of chapter)