Chapter 3 Sister Zhou who urinates too much? !

It's not like Zhou Shuyi has never seen a gold-level companion.

But she has never seen a prime-level male companion.

The rank of the female escort is not important, because most of the bosses are men, and the female escort only needs to be able to talk and coax the boss.

But male escorts are different. Male escorts can only rely on skills and are responsible for leading the boss to win.

Zhou Shuyi thought for a moment, but found that playing with her was quite interesting, and asked:

"Brother, if you are in the golden rank, you dare to come and play with me!"

"Actually, I didn't dare to do it at first, but when I thought about it, if an evil boss wanted me, then I would have made a profit."

Xu Mo's answer made Zhou Shuyi roll her eyes.

How dare a companion to talk to the boss like this, even though he knew his identity.

This surprised her, and she wondered if this guy was nervous after knowing his identity and made a slip of the tongue?

So she deliberately raised her tone and pretended to be serious: "Who are you to blame me!"

"Sister Zhou, you are so smart, you actually guessed that I was talking about you."

"????"

[Get negative emotion value +5 from Zhou Shuyi]

Zhou Shuyi said bitterly: "Aren't you afraid that I will file a complaint against you?"

"Oh..." Xu Mo said softly, "I'm scared, I'm really scared."

This is what Zhou Shuyi wanted to hear.

However, these words combined with that plain tone of voice, why are they so irritating!

Then think of the other party's ID - your pistachio.

Why do you call these pistachios?

Just call it an annoying fruit!

She gritted her teeth, took two deep breaths, and wanted to refute, but she couldn't find any way.

Zhou Shuyi, a little aggrieved, had no choice but to look at the barrage.

This sight made her even more angry.

Because, the screen is full of...

"Hahaha..."

"Hahahaha..."

"I'm laughing so hard. This companion is really good at talking."

"It's confirmed, my companion's profession is Onmyoji!"

"Sister Zhou used to play tricks on me, but this is the first time I saw Sister Zhou being tricked, haha..."

"Looking at Sister Zhou's little expression, she is almost autistic, haha."

"The man who can shut up Sister Zhou for the first time, this companion brother is really good at dealing with him!"

"..."

These barrage of gloating made Zhou Shuyi roll her eyes wildly.

She was just trying to vent her anger on the audience, but she accidentally caught a glimpse of the live broadcast room's popularity - 1.8 million hits.

This surprised her greatly.

If I remember correctly, three minutes ago, the popularity of my live broadcast room was only about 1.5 million.

In just two or three minutes, the price surged by 300,000.

This rate of increase is somewhat exaggerated.

She wasn't sure if it was because she was bullied by this stinky companion...

However, the rising popularity also made her feel relieved and said with a smile:

"Forget it, I won't argue with you."

"I know that Sister Zhou has a lot of talent, and she is worthy of being a real man in everyone's eyes."

"?"

"Pistachio, do you dare to report your address!" Zhou Shuyi gritted her teeth.

"Sorry, Sister Zhou, I already have a girlfriend." Xu Mo opened his mouth.

"Fuck!!" Zhou Shuyi looked collapsed, "Pistachio, what the hell is going on in your head!"

At this moment, she really wanted to take this companion's head open and study it.

So mean!

It’s so irritating!

How did such a companion survive until now? !

Zhou Shuyi's face was broken, but the audience was extremely happy, and everyone gloated about his misfortune.

The barrage was filled with the words "Hahaha".

Of course, not only Zhou Shuyi's audience was happy, but Xu Mo was also happy.

[Get negative emotion value +10 from Zhou Shuyi]

[Get positive emotion value +1 from netizens]

The constant reminders made him smile almost crookedly.

It's just that the emotion value provided by netizens is only 1 every time, which makes Xu Mo a little puzzled.

He could only ask this question in his mind.

[Back to the host, the greater the reputation of the subject that provides emotional values, the greater the number of emotional values]

"That's it."

After understanding the problem, Xu Mo became more determined.

It seems that I can only stare at Zhou Shuyi alone!

She provides ten points every time, and one person can stand up to countless ordinary viewers. It doesn't matter who she is!

"Zhou..."

Just when Xu Mo wanted to speak, Zhou Shuyi's voice was the first to speak: "What, it's really Poison Coin and Yu Shuang on the other side? You didn't lie to me, did you?"

Xu Mo frowned.

This was obviously not said to himself, but to the audience.

Just these words...

Poison coins and extra pairs on the opposite side?

As an old LOL player, Xu Mo naturally knows these two people in the LOL circle.

The so-called poison coin must be LPL player Doinb.

If I remember correctly, Doinb during this period should be in the QG team.

Not to mention Yu Shuang, like Zhou Shuyi, she is one of the four beautiful commentators in LPL. Because of her generous and gentle manner, she is nicknamed "Auntie" by the audience, and her popularity is not lower than that of Zhou Shuyi.

"What a fool, the mid laner on the opposite side is really a poisonous coin."

At this time, Zhou Shuyi spoke again, with despair in her tone, "I'm broken. I'm facing him in the middle. How can I beat him..."

Xu Mo thought it was a coincidence.

I didn’t expect that in a golden game, I would meet a professional player with a girl...

But he didn't panic at all and comforted: "Sister Zhou, don't panic, I'm here."

"You?" Zhou Shuyi's eyes lit up, "You were lying to me just now. In fact, you are the thousand-point king, right?"

The more she thought about it, the more she felt it was so.

After all, how can there be a real golden man to play with!

If this "Pistachio" is really a thousand-point king, then even if he loses this game, it won't be too embarrassing.

But...

"No, I'm saying that I'm here. If you are killed by the opponent alone later, I can help you collect the body."

Zhou Shuyi: "???"

A simple sentence made all the hope in her heart disappear.

It even made her collapse even more.

"Pistachio, you'd better be fine!" She cursed indifferently, "Do you know how to speak or how to understand girls?"

"Of course, I know girls very well. I can tell their social habits from what they like to drink."

"Oh?" Zhou Shuyi didn't expect the other party to answer so seriously. She suddenly became interested, "Then tell me."

"For example, women who like to drink milk tea have more close friends."

"What else?"

"There are many stories about women who like to drink liquor."

"What else?"

"Women who like to drink red wine have many lovers."

Zhou Shuyi thought for a moment and said with a look of approval: "It seems that this is really the case. What about a woman like me who likes to drink boiled water?"

After asking, she picked up the pink water glass next to the keyboard and took a sip of cold water.

At this moment, the resentment in her heart slowly dissipated.

She even began to look forward to this cheap companion's answer.

She didn't notice that there were fewer comments in her live broadcast room at this moment, because the audience was also waiting for Xu Mo's answer.

Living up to expectations, Xu Mo pondered for a moment and then gave the answer——

"Profuse urination."

"???"

With these two short words, Zhou Shuyi's almost dissipated resentment instantly returned, even stronger than before.

"Pistachio, I'll fuck you!"

Her pretty face was slightly red, and she cursed regardless of her appearance, "If you have the guts to report your address, I will challenge you to a duel!!"

[Negative emotion value +10 from Zhou Shuyi] (End of this chapter)