Chapter 23 Let me go, this is not a bus to kindergarten!
After some tinkering, Xu Mo finally added Dai Xiaomei’s chicken ID.
The two immediately started teaming up to eat chicken.
While waiting in line, Dai Xiaomei asked:
"Brother, are you good at eating chicken?"
"It's pretty awesome." Xu Mo answered without thinking.
"Then I'm waiting for you to take me to eat chicken!"
"Okay, I will definitely let you eat chicken 100%."
Xu Mo's confident words made Dai Xiaomei not believe it: "What if I can't eat it?"
"Even if the game can't eat it, I can give it to you when the time comes."
"?"
The little girl immediately realized something was wrong.
But she is also an experienced driver, and she smiled and said: "Oh, it's a pity that I don't like to eat chickens that are too small."
As soon as these words came out, the live broadcast room of Dai Xiaomei was instantly filled with barrages.
"???"
"???"
"I seemed to see a wheel running over my face..."
"The best thing you can say is chicken!"
"Put me down, this is not a bus to kindergarten!"
"..."
When Dai Xiaomei saw these barrages, she was also very satisfied.
The cooperation between myself and my companion is really good!
If this continues, I will definitely attract a wave of fans.
However, Xu Mo's voice soon sounded again.
"What kind of chicken is too small?" Xu Mo sounded extremely confused, "Are all KFC's fried chickens very small?"
"Ahem," the little girl was a little embarrassed, "This is what you are talking about..."
"Otherwise, what do you think I said?"
"Nothing, nothing..."
The little girl was completely speechless.
She thought the other party was going to drive with her, who knew...
Damn my companion, he must have done it on purpose!
Deliberately embarrassing yourself in front of the audience!
But the other party's tone was serious, and he really couldn't fight back.
No wonder Zhou Shuyi was so angry.
However, after seeing the crazy increase in popularity in the live broadcast room, she once again chose to forgive Xu Mo.
As long as there is traffic, it doesn't matter if you get angry!
Soon, an idea came into her mind——
Since my companion is so popular right now, why don't I take the opportunity to get closer to him?
There is no need to limit it to the relationship between the boss and the companion!
The little girl thinks she is a genius.
So she immediately said: "Brother, I think you are a very charming man. Can we treat each other as brothers in the future?"
The title "brother" can mean a close relationship, a stranger, or even a half-familiar relationship.
If you want to get closer to others, you must not be eager for quick success, otherwise you will easily fail.
The most correct approach is to take it step by step and slowly use actions to let others accept you.
Her little girl has been working on the live broadcast platform for several years, and she can still handle interpersonal relationships well.
What she will do is to slowly turn her "brother" into her "friend" and provide her with a steady stream of traffic!
However, while she was still intoxicated by her wit...
Xu Mo's answer ruthlessly brought her back to reality:
"You can't be brothers."
"Why?" The little girl couldn't accept it, "Am I not worthy?"
"Yes."
"?"
[Get negative emotion value +10 from the little girl]
The stupid girl couldn't help but roll her eyes.
She never expected that the other party would reject her so simply.
It’s a bit disrespectful...
Not only did Dai Xiaomei think so, but even the viewers in her live broadcast room also expressed their opinions on the barrage.
"My companion is a bit of a pretender."
"The old woman is also a big anchor after all. It's too much to not give me this little face."
“You’re so arrogant when you’ve just become famous?”
"..."
Seeing that the barrage was speaking for her, Dai Xiaomei felt a little comforted.
But she was still puzzled and asked:
"Brother, can you tell me why I am not worthy of being your brother?"
As the barrage said, I can be considered a big anchor after all. Why is my companion so unfeeling to me?
Dai Xiaomei really wanted to know Xu Mo's answer.
"Because, I have a brother, but you have no breasts."
Xu Mo's answer silenced the little girl.
She silently lowered her head and looked...
Then...
Autistic.
She thought about thousands of possibilities, but she never expected that Xu Mo's answer was so weird, but also so heartbreaking.
What's the difference between this and rubbing salt into someone's wounds!
She finally understood that the other party was not denying her face, he just simply wanted to make her angry to death! !
At this moment, the number of barrages in Dai Xiaomei's live broadcast room is also growing crazily.
"Hahaha..."
"Hahahaha..."
"I'm laughing so hard. I never thought about playing with you in such a harmful way."
"Damn it, is this the legendary playmate!"
"I'm sorry, playmate, I shouldn't have scolded you just now..."
"As expected of a man who can drive Sister Zhou crazy, the old woman has already shut herself up in just a few minutes."
“Damn, I really didn’t hold back this time, I almost died laughing.”
"..."
[Get negative emotion value +10 from the little girl]
[Get positive emotion value +1 from the audience]
Xu Mo received his reward again.
…………
at the same time.
In a suite in a Tangcheng Yipin community in Shanghai.
"Every week, every week..."
Jiujiu held her cell phone and called impatiently to Zhou Shuyi who was lying on the sofa playing with her cell phone.
"What's going on? The sky is falling?"
Zhou Shuyi turned over with a questioning look on her face.
"Your man has been snatched away!!"
"?"
Jiujiu's words left Zhou Shuyi speechless, "What is my man?"
“Let’s play with my brother!”
"Get lost!" Zhou Shuyi immediately glared at Jiujiu, "I don't even want him to carry my shoes."
"But now he has been snatched away by the stupid girl, and he has no chance to carry your shoes..."
Jiujiu pointed to his mobile phone and said.
"What do you mean?"
Zhou Shuyi said and quickly climbed up from the sofa.
Jiujiu handed the phone to Zhou Shuyi: "See for yourself."
Zhou Shuyi took it over and took a look and found that a live broadcast was playing on the screen of Jiujiu's mobile phone.
To be precise, it is the live broadcast of the little girl.
At this moment, the stupid girl is saying something inexplicable:
"Brother, you'd better apologize to me quickly, or I will humanely condemn you!"
The next moment, a familiar voice sounded:
"It's not impossible, but I have to give you a brain teaser test. How about I apologize to you if you answer it correctly?"
Angry fruit.
The one who spoke... was the damn Chirenguo.
It was impossible for Zhou Shuyi to admit her mistake.
"Okay, you come up with the question!"
The silly little girl's voice soon sounded again.
Xu Mo started to write the question:
"Stupid girl, if I have ten throwing knives and two of them hit you, how many more do I have in my hand? Please answer within two seconds."
"Eight!" Dai Xiaomei responded immediately, not even taking a second.
"Hey!"
"Hey, what? It's eight!"
"Hey, good daughter!"
Poof...
After reacting, Zhou Shuyi laughed out loud instantly: "Hahahaha, this guy is still so annoying..."
But after laughing, she suddenly felt empty in her heart.
It's like... something important is missing.
Pooh!
How is it possible? Even if Qi Renguo dies, it has nothing to do with him!
Damn annoying fruit!
…………
[Get negative emotion value +10 from Zhou Shuyi]
Xu Mo was startled by a reminder that suddenly appeared in his mind.
what happened?
Xu Mo fell into deep thought.
I just didn't get to think about it for too long.
Because, the little girl broke out...
"Ah, playmate, go to hell!!"
she shouted at the top of her lungs.
The little girl felt like she was going crazy.
"Playing Brother" is definitely the meanest and most irritating guy she has ever seen in her life! !
Brothers, remember to read it!
(End of chapter)