Chapter 187 Hello sister-in-law!
The next day.
Zhou Shuyi drove to the entrance of the EDG base early in the morning.
The trunk and back seats were completely filled with the things Xu Mo bought. It really felt like moving.
Immediately, the two got in the car.
The navigation shows that it takes more than 8 hours to get to Xu Mo's hometown from here.
"When we're tired, let's take a rest in the service area. There's no rush." Xu Mo sat in the passenger seat and fastened his seat belt and said.
"Okay." Zhou Shuyi nodded.
Facing the early summer morning breeze, the car headed west.
"Qi Renguo, aren't you going to learn to drive?" Zhou Shuyi asked.
"I feel like I can think about it." Although he doesn't have much free time during his career, Xu Mo already knows how to drive, so it shouldn't be difficult to take the time to get a certificate.
"Okay, I will introduce you to a driving school later, and I can give you a 20% discount on the fee." The sun gradually rose, Zhou Shuyi put on her sunglasses, and when waiting for the traffic light, she turned around and said: "This driving school is very famous, and every batch has almost no Damn it, 66 and they are also learning to drive there.”
"66?" Xu Mo said happily.
Is that the top student who has been lingering in subject two for several years?
Suddenly Xu Mo felt that this driving school might not be as good as Sister Zhou said.
No matter how strong you are, can you make the female stream 66 pass subject two?
"What are you laughing at?" Looking at Xu Mo who was giggling in the passenger seat, Zhou Shuyi felt confused.
Xu Mo waved his hand: "It's nothing. When I get back, I will sign up to learn how to drive. This driving school you mentioned offers a 20% discount on the fee, right?"
Zhou Shuyi nodded, then pursed her lips, her face full of suspicion.
Why is Qi Renguo so easy to talk to?
Could it be that he wanted to go to the driving school to tease them?
Thinking of this, Sister Zhou suddenly felt on pins and needles.
But he was relieved quickly.
As far as she knew, 66 had already made an appointment for subject two and would take the exam in two days. By the time Qi Renguo went to learn how to drive, Ren 66 would have already gone to drive on the road.
It's okay, I missed it.
If the top scorer in the college entrance examination learns to drive a car, isn’t that just holding the reins?
Suddenly, Zhou Shuyi relaxed.
Following the sound in the car, a low voice began to sing.
Xu Mo took out his mobile phone and saw a WeChat message from iBoy.
"Brother Mozi, have a nice journey."
"Then if there are any other female anchors that you recommend, let me take a look."
Xu Mo rolled his eyes and thought to himself that iBoy is just like the factory director. He replied: "Do you want to know about Fu Tuan?"
iBoy responded with an OK gesture.
After the car left the magical city, iBoy quickly replied to WeChat:
"Average."
"It's boring, it's really boring."
After savoring the taste of the sage's time, Xu Mo shook his head and chuckled.
Damn it, this young man.
Hu Xianzhao Jiang Zikuai?
……
7pm.
In an unknown small county in the central province, Xu Mo arrived home.
The community is an old relocation building with no elevator, but it is warm and cozy.
Xu Mo stood downstairs in the unit, looking up.
This was also his first time here, and the feelings in his heart at this moment were mixed.
I don’t know what to do or say when I see my parents or my sister.
Xu Mo felt a little embarrassed for a moment.
Zhou Shuyi stood aside and looked in the small mirror, put on makeup for herself, and then secretly looked at Xu Mo.
Then he said: "Have you not been back for a long time? I understand this feeling. It's okay. Take a deep breath and slow down."
Xu Mo took a deep breath and then exhaled slowly.
Sure enough, much better.
After unloading all the things in the car, Xu Mo said: "Shuyi, my parents are both honest and kind people, but my sister is born with a sharp tongue. You have to take care of her."
"Don't worry, I don't care." Zhou Shuyi smiled.
It's good to be sharp-tongued. After being smart-tongued, you won't be bullied when you enter society.
What can a little girl say?
Just come.
As soon as this mental journey was completed, a crisp cheer came from Zhou Shuyi's ears.
"Brother, you are back!"
Following the sound, a girl with a ponytail and a school uniform ran out of the unit building. She was quite youthful and lively.
In terms of appearance, he is very similar to Xu Mo, especially his eyes, which are almost carved from the same mold.
This is Xu Mo's biological sister, Xu Xiaoling.
"Brother, you seem to have grown taller." Xu Xiaoling stood beside Xu Mo, weighing his feet and making gestures.
"Well, it's a little longer." The moment he saw his sister running downstairs, Xu Mo knew that all his previous worries were meaningless. Just one look at a real family member would make your heart warm.
"Shuyi, let me introduce to you, this is my sister, Xu Xiaoling."
Zhou Shuyi smiled and nodded in greeting: "Hello, sister Xiaoling."
Xu Mo looked at his sister and said: "Your name is Sister Shuyi, this is my friend..."
Before the word "friend" was uttered, Xu Xiaoling took a step back to make room, and said in a clear and resounding voice: "Hello, sister-in-law!"
"..." Sister Zhou suddenly turned to stone.
In her frightened eyes, Xu Xiaoling rushed to the entrance of the corridor and shouted: "Mom and dad, come quickly, my brother has brought someone home! Your daughter-in-law is here!"
"..." Xu Mo was also petrified.
Zhou Shuyi beside him had become the dead Galio, smashed into rubble on the ground.
Don't say it, really don't say it.
This little girl is a killer when she opens her mouth!
Xu Mo's house was on the first floor. After hearing his sister's words, there was a clear sound of ping-ping-pong-pong-pong-pong-pong in the house, followed by the rustle of changing clothes, and then the mother's whisper of blame to her father.
Finally finally.
The parents appeared!
The two of them were very solemn. They both put on new clothes and new shoes. They were very excited and nervous as they stood in front of Xu Mo.
"Mom and Dad, I'm back."
Xu Mo no longer had any distracting thoughts in his mind, he opened his arms and faced the two elders.
This is the purest emotion of this body!
No brewing required at all.
But...
No one hugged Xu Mo.
Mom made a wonderful move and twisted away Xu Mo's hug skill.
The father was even more rude and pushed his son's arm away.
In Xu Mo's surprise, the two elders went straight to Zhou Shuyi.
"Thank you for your hard work!"
"Hurry up and have a drink of water and rest!"
As her mother said this, she pulled Zhou Shuyi into the house, then glared at her father who was following her, and said, "Old Xu, if you don't help me move things, you are tiring my daughter-in-law. I want you to look good!"
Dad nodded, took the suitcase from Zhou Shuyi's hand, put it on his shoulder with one force, and ran home with large and small bags in his other hand.
Soon, there was a somewhat excited sound of closing the door.
7 o'clock in the small county town is very clean and there is no news.
Xu Mo was speechless.
Sitting on the steps holding his chin.
Xu Xiaoling held her belly and smiled happily.
"You're laughing your ass off."
Xu Mo said angrily: "She is my friend. What if you scare others by doing this?"
Xu Xiaoling put his hands behind his back and glanced at the window at home, and then said in an old-fashioned way: "I don't think my sister-in-law refused, brother, you don't believe that there is a pure friendship between men and women, wake up, it's unrealistic. ”
"You're preaching to me." Xu Mo glared at his sister and stood up to move things.
At this time, the door opened.
The parents seemed to finally realize that their son, whom they had not seen for a long time, was still outside the door.
The mother walked out again, stood in front of Xu Mo, looked at her son carefully, and then said with a smile: "You brat, you are handsome again."
……
"I'm sorry, Shuyi, they are just like that, they are very enthusiastic."
After a warm family dinner, Xu Mo took Zhou Shuyi to walk on the road in the county town.
"It's okay, I'm actually fine." Zhou Shuyi lifted her covered hair.
At first, I was indeed a little scared.
Zhou Shuyi was caught off guard by calling her "daughter-in-law" one after another.
They explained immediately, but Xu Mo's parents were still very enthusiastic, which made Sister Zhou feel happy.
"My sister has gone to school. You can sleep in her room tonight and have a good rest. I will take you to play with the big ones tomorrow." Xu Mo said.
"Big one? How big is it?" Zhou Shuyi looked forward to it.
The next day.
Shark live broadcast platform.
The title of Zhou Shuyi's live broadcast room is "Broadcast Outside".
Friends who have been paying attention know that in the past few days, Sister Zhou sent her companion back to her hometown, and then broadcast the latter's hometown outdoors.
Therefore, once Zhou Shuyi started broadcasting, her popularity in the live broadcast room increased slowly.
But...
No one thought.
As soon as I entered the live broadcast room, I saw a pile of cow dung.
Then bang.
The cow dung fell apart and countless residues flew everywhere.
The audience was shocked.
"???????"
"Damn it, what is this!"
"Are you playing so big?"
"Take Sister Zhou back to your hometown to fry cow dung. I can only say that you are worthy of being my companion!"
"Hahaha, live broadcast genius!"
"Damn, it feels so good!"
……
As for the fried cow dung matter, when she first heard about it, Zhou Shuyi refused.
As a commentator and anchor, I can be considered a celebrity, so I don’t want to have the baggage of being an idol?
But when she saw Xu Mo successfully detonating a pile of cow dung and then flying shit all over the sky, Sister Zhou felt a little moved.
She had been living in the Magic City and had never seen this scene before. For a moment, she felt so fresh and sour.
After hesitating for a long time, I finally decided to do it myself.
"There is something special about blowing up this thing." Xu Mo explained in the countryside: "First we have to find a perfect cow dung. What does perfection mean? It has to be big, hard, and large-scale!"
The barrage was fun.
"Brother, you'd better be talking about cow dung."
"Introduce yourself, right?"
"I am blind, what are the two people on the screen doing?"
"It's over. Sister Zhou really wants to give it a try!"
"It's bad, the anchor was led bad by his companion!"
Xu Mo continued to explain in practice: "After finding the cow dung, stuff the cannon directly into it, and then light it..."
Stab!
After Xu Mo lit the cannon with a match in a cool manner, he smiled and asked Zhou Shuyi next to him: "Then do you know what you want to do?"
Sister Zhou was dumbfounded and shook her head.
The next second, her palm was grabbed by a warm hand, and then her whole body was pulled up.
"Run!"
Xu Mo's words reached Zhou Shuyi's ears along with an earth-shattering sound behind him.
Bang!
Cow dung explodes!
The gun that Xu Mo chose was the famous local "Black Tiger", which was quite powerful.
There were even a few indescribable pieces that fell in front of them.
Xu Mo stopped, looked at Sister Zhou, and said with a smile: "Do you want to try it?"
Zhou Shuyi nodded.
Amid the frantic dissuasion from the barrage, Sister Zhou eagerly said: "This is fun, I want to play it!"
"Okay." Xu Mo gave a few pieces of the black tiger to Sister Zhou.
Xu Mo got tired of frying cow dung, so he sat on the ridge of the field and opened a bottle of happy water.
Just after taking a sip, before swallowing, there was a loud noise from Sister Zhou.
Then a large amount of black cow dung was thrown into the sky, making various parabolic movements.
It's like shooting stars scattering over the ground, so beautiful.
"Good!"
Xu Mo nodded, as expected of Sister Zhou, the first explosion was successful!
Snap!
A piece of cow dung fell on Xu Mo's shoulder. He stretched out his hand to wipe it away, but at this contact, Xu Mo was frightened by the terrifying touch.
He rubbed his fingers together, and immediately felt a wet and sticky feeling.
"Fuck!"
Xu Mo threw away the happy water and ran in the direction of Zhou Shuyi's test explosion, shouting as he ran:
"Silly girl, what you just pulled can't explode!"
now.
Zhou Shuyi’s live broadcast room has been flooded with barrages.
“Awesome!!!”
"Hahahaha!"
"Sister Zhou is talented!"
"You are really cruel, you dare to explode undried cow dung!"
"Her program has always been effective!"
"Can the anchor cut off the camera? I want to see what you look like..."
"+1"
"+10086!"
No one knows what Zhou Shuyi became like that day.
Anyway, Xu Mo was almost beaten to death by his mother when he returned home.
My mother took the rolling pin and said angrily: "If you dare to let Shuyi go to your second uncle's house to pick up excrement again, I will beat you to death!"
……
Xu Mo stayed in his hometown for a week.
Because Zhou Shuyi had something to do, she only stayed for two days before going back.
Seven days later, Xu Mo also dragged his suitcase and prepared to return.
This time, he took care of all the family affairs.
The results of my mother's physical re-examination are also available, and there are no more problems.
After leaving 50,000 yuan for his family, Xu Mo boarded the high-speed train back to Shanghai.
I originally wanted to send Xu Xiaoling to the college entrance examination, but the LPL summer season started on June 8, and the major teams had already finished their holidays and started preparing for the game.
That night.
Xu Mo started the live broadcast.
This is his first domestic live broadcast after signing with the Sharks.
The double announcement by the platform and the team, using the words "Mo returns to China for premiere", attracted countless viewers in an instant. Even before the broadcast time, the live broadcast room was crowded with people, constantly saying "Open the door" barrage.
"Hey, hey, can you hear me?" Xu Mo tried the headset.
After seeing the feedback from Barrage 1, he nodded.
The barrage became lively.
"Damn it, Mo!"
"I saw the final makeup photos for the summer games, and my companion is still handsome!"
"Come on in the summer season, we are waiting for you in the Bird's Nest!"
"What are you going to play today? Let's play Akali!"
"One minute after the broadcast, 2 million views. Is this the value of FVMP in the mid-season?"
“Let’s walk on the top of the canyon!”
After glancing at the barrage, Xu Mo said: "Don't worry, I've just officially started broadcasting on Shark, so I can't say goodbye to the mountain."
Hearing this, Abu, who was drinking water behind Xu Mo, nodded.
There’s nothing wrong with that!
Xu Mo's human nature and sophistication are quite good in all aspects!
Then under Abu's gaze, Xu Mo clicked on the dance area page of the Shark Platform.
Slide the mouse wheel and start browsing.
Then I found one with a cool cover and clicked on it.
After watching for three or two minutes, Xu Mo shook his head: "I can't let go, it's boring."
Exit the live broadcast room and continue browsing in the dance area.
I found another one and watched it for two minutes. Xu Mo typed in the live broadcast room: "It is recommended to go to station B for development. You will starve to death in Sharks."
"Poof..."
Abu Bengbu, who was watching from the side, was stunned.
High emotional intelligence: Go to station B to develop
Low emotional intelligence: bad dancing
The barrage in Xu Mo's live broadcast room was also stupid.
"It's okay to starve to death..."
"Tomorrow's headlines: Shocked! MSI champion criticizes female anchors!"
"You call this worshiping the mountain?"
"You just want to watch the female anchor dance!"
"Brother Mo Zi really thinks about our brothers."
"It is recommended to check Su En."
No one expected that the champion contestant's live broadcast debut would be the female anchor doing ward rounds.
I even watched it for an hour.
An hour later, Xu Mocai left the dance area with satisfaction, turned around and shouted in the training room: "Mingkai, are you okay? I've been waiting for you for an hour!"
"Do you want to listen to what you are saying?" came the factory director's speechless voice.
Wait for me for an hour?
Brother, let me wait for you for an hour!
In order to strengthen EDG's intimacy in the jungle, Abramovich issued a death order, asking Xu Mo and the factory director to play in double row.
The content of Xu Mo's live broadcast today is to compete in the Korean server in double row with the factory director.
S7, the second spring of the factory director’s career.
Especially after winning the MSI, they have reached a higher level.
He is now as good as water on the Korean server, and his queen size has reached over 900 points.
The trumpet is also at a master level.
At this moment, I'm double queuing with Xu Mo.
The first one locked Zac directly and confidently.
After the redesign, Zach has become increasingly popular, and the factory director has been practicing a lot recently.
Xu Mo, on the other hand, chose top laner Akali at the invitation of the audience.
When they reached the loading interface, the sharp-eyed audience immediately shouted.
“Holy shit, there’s Brother Holy Spear and a sexy fan on the opposite side!”
"Guigui, this one looks great!"
“The battle for the strongest top laner in China has begun!”
"If you don't understand, just ask, what kind of champion is Brother Holy Spear?"
“Top of the Canyon is so bad, it feels like the players are all playing in the Korean server again!”
A few days later, the first game of EDG's summer split was against the Snakes team where Brother Holy Spear belonged.
Unexpectedly, tonight's first game will be an early stage confrontation between the two teams.
Xu Mo also cheered up.
But...
The result is embarrassing.
Xu Mo's side voted to surrender on time with five votes in 20 minutes.
The opponent's top laner was double-queuing, and they were able to catch unlimited numbers. Xu Mo's unorthodox top laner Akali simply couldn't withstand the tossing.
Being caught is boring!
Even with full proficiency level, one against two is completely unstoppable.
This game had an ugly record of 0-6-0.
At this time, the barrage became lively again.
“That’s it???”
"Top laner Akali is nothing more than that!"
"Brother Holy Spear can do it, the suppression is full!"
“It turns out that my companion is not really invincible, there is still Brother Holy Spear in this world!”
"If the factory director doesn't catch Ueno in double platoon, then what's the point of your double platoon?"
"This is interesting. I feel like EDG will be crushed by the Snakes in their first summer split!"
Magic City, Lingshi Road, Snake Team Base.
Looking at his perfect 8-0 super record, Brother Holy Spear was filled with satisfaction.
"Before the fight, I was really a little scared. I was afraid that Akali would teach me how to behave. I thought Mo was like a mountain. Unexpectedly, this time he was as brittle as a piece of paper!"
The teammate fan beside him took a sip of water and said confidently: "But that's it, no matter how good or powerful the top laner is, he is still afraid of gank! I have already studied Mo to understand it. You see how I deal with him in the summer split!"
Brother Holy Spear nodded.
He is full of confidence in the upcoming "Spiritual Stone Derby" with EDG.
If you can defeat Mo once, there will be a second and third time.
snort!
Who is not a genius boy? (End of chapter)