Chapter 240 Poor Sister Zhou who was deleted from WeChat
Although the game between EDG and OMG ended 2-0, it was still acceptable to the majority of the audience.
Facing the powerful EDG, OMG was worthy of its status as the top four in the spring split. It played neither humble nor overbearing, and even caused trouble for EDG for a time.
For EDG, the most important point of this game was to wake up iBoy.
Abu's original words were: "Think about it, if you and the old thief Sima exchanged identities, would you be able to reach this level?"
"You can win these two games just because your teammates are better than his."
The young iBoy was struck by lightning.
All of a sudden it's jade.
He made a vow on the spot to practice hundreds of incense burner monster ADCs.
Xu Mo immediately liked it.
The next day.
The factory director invited the frustrated old thief Sima to live in a bungalow.
Xu Mo was honored to eat.
"Jin, are you okay?" After showing off for a while, the factory director put down his chopsticks and said still worried.
"It's okay."
The old thief Sima shook his head and whispered.
Xu Mo took a sip of corn juice, then tilted his head and looked at Old Thief Sima.
He did not interfere with the original bond between the factory director and the old thief Sima.
Just concentrate on cooking today.
But from the beginning of the meal, the old thief Sima was holding a book while eating and reading, and Xu Mo suddenly became interested.
"What are you looking at, Brother Marco."
The old thief Sima showed the cover of the book to Xu Mo.
The factory director also raised his head and took a look.
Suddenly his eyes rounded up: "Ouch! "Three-Body Problem"!"
He quickly came to persuade: "Jin, no, the club is disgusting, you can't risk the fate of all of us to get revenge on them!"
"Mo and I are innocent."
In the opinion of the factory director, the old thief Sima is studying "Three-Body Problem" at this moment, obviously because he wants to expose the coordinates of the Blue Star and call for the Trisolaran people to come and "end" this boring world.
"Are you sick?" Old Thief Sima looked at the factory director speechlessly.
The factory director asked me, feeling a little embarrassed.
Then he continued to comfort him: "It's okay. If the worst happens, just leave. Your contract is coming soon anyway. If it doesn't work next year, just leave. Are you still afraid that you can't find a job?"
Xu Mo also nodded.
With the strength of the Sima Lao Thief player in this period, he really doesn't have to worry about being out of work.
"Now the ADCs of all major teams are saturated, and there are no more teams." Old Thief Sima said.
The factory director thought for a while, WE has Brother-in-law, RNG has Uzi and A monster, IG has Ah Shui, and the top team seems to have no shortage of ADCs.
It is unrealistic to ask the old thief Sima to go to some of the end teams.
Xu Mo said: "LPL will definitely expand its army next year, and there will definitely be a Galaxy Battleship. Then you will have more choices. The Doinb on JD.com next door needs a teammate like you."
When Doinb was mentioned, the factory director and the old thief Sima were both startled.
Doinb is miserable.
A while ago, his team JD.com just won its first win in the summer split.
Player Doinb also cried with joy and shed tears in the contestant seats.
But Doinb is also strong.
The first three hands in LPL!
Moreover, despite the poor performance of the team on JD.com, he was still able to steadily serve as the dean, and even won this year's spring regular season MVP.
The strength is really nothing to say.
"Yeah." Old Thief Sima nodded.
If it is true as Xu Mo said, there is indeed a way out.
"Okay, okay." The factory director waved his hand, "There must be a way for the car to reach the mountain. If it really doesn't work, then let's expose the coordinates and destroy them together."
The old thief Sima pursed his lips and smiled.
There was a rare expression on his face.
After the three of them had a feast, the director took out two movie tickets and said, "I'll go back soon to have something to do. Mo, why don't you go watch a movie with Brother Ma to relax. I've bought all the tickets."
"Okay." Xu Mo nodded.
After the three of them came out of the store, Old Thief Sima glanced at the movie tickets, and then said: ""Die Xian"? A domestic horror movie?"
Immediately, although there was no expression on his face, the words in his mouth were already very disgusting: "Go and see, I'm going back to the base to sleep."
Old thief Sima kept his word, and just two minutes later, Xu Mo was left alone on the side of the road with two movie tickets in his hands.
"This guy..."
Xu Mo shook his head helplessly.
He realized that old thief Sima had a very strong "gratitude" mood, and was planning to use it to dig some mines. Unexpectedly, Brother Ma disliked horror movies so much.
Shivering!
When will domestic horror films stand up?
……
In front of the shopping mall, Mr. Sima was wearing a mask and taking a taxi.
"Is it my Brother Ma?"
A somewhat clear voice asking for confirmation came.
The old thief Sima turned around and saw that the woman in front of him was familiar to him. She was a commentator from LPL, her name was Zhou Shuyi.
The old thief Sima nodded slightly but said nothing.
The scene turned cold instantly.
Zhou Shuyi was a little speechless. During the previous LPL event, she and Brother Ma had eaten together and even added WeChat. Unexpectedly, this guy really treated her as a stranger.
"That..."
Zhou Shuyi just raised her hand.
The old thief Sima over there said: "Go inside, Xu Mo wants to treat you to a movie. The tickets have been bought."
"???"
Sister Zhou was confused.
The angry fruit is here too?
Invite me to watch a movie?
What's going on?
Is this kid so enlightened now?
Just as he was about to ask the old thief Sima for more details, he turned around and saw that Brother Ma had already gotten into the taxi and pressed the passenger window with an indifferent expression.
"..."
Zhou Shuyi was even more speechless. She quickly found the old thief Sima's WeChat account on her phone and asked, "Brother Ma, what do you mean? What about movie tickets?"
After a long time, the old thief Sima didn't reply to him.
Sister Zhou added another question mark.
But unexpectedly, Brother Ma added a red exclamation point to her.
The old thief Sima deleted Zhou Shuyi’s WeChat account.
"This person is too exaggerated." Sister Zhou was speechless and angry, stamping her feet on the spot, "Is Han Jin allergic to beautiful women?"
Squatting on the ground, Zhou Shuyi held her chin and fell into a tangle.
Is the angry person really inside?
But since you want to treat yourself to a movie, why don't you send me a message?
Or did he already know from other channels that I was coming here today, and then deliberately arranged an unexpected encounter?
The more Zhou Shuyi thought about it, the more she felt, this is it, this is it.
If nothing else goes wrong, Annoying Guo will come over soon, and then they will pretend to meet by chance and pretend to be surprised.
"Yeah? Shuyi, why are you here?"
Just as she thought of this, a familiar voice sounded from behind Sister Zhou.
Zhou Shuyi had a slight smile on her face, with an expression that said, "It's just as I expected."
He stood up gracefully and even took out his makeup mirror to see if he needed to touch up his makeup. Then he said, "Wow! What a coincidence."
At the same time, Zhou Shuyi's heart was like a bright mirror.
The next step should be to say something like "I accidentally bought two more movie tickets" and "Do you want to go and see it?"
"Ahem!"
Xu Mo cleared his throat: "I have two movie tickets here. I accidentally bought more. Do you want to go and see them?"
The words he spoke word for word made Sister Zhou extremely excited.
Oh ho!
You've been in love for a long time, right?
Qi Renguo's feelings for me have changed!
But there was no fluctuation on Zhou Shuyi's face. She tried her best to imitate the expression of the old thief Sima just now, and then said indifferently: "But, I still have..."
As a girl, you naturally have to remain reserved. How can you give others a casual feeling?
"You have something to do... then forget it."
Under Sister Zhou's horrified gaze, Xu Mo walked to the trash can, then took out two movie tickets and prepared to deal with them physically.
"What do you want to do?"
Zhou Shuyi immediately trotted forward, opened her arms, and blocked the trash can.
"No one looked at it, so I threw it away." Xu Mo said in surprise.
What the hell is "Die Xian", dogs don't even watch it!
Zhou Shuyi was so gnashing her teeth.
You infuriating fruit, you are trying to play tricks on me, right?
But...
But...
I really can't refuse.
Grabbing two tickets, Zhou Shuyi said: "I'm fine now. Let's go and see it."
After she took several steps in high heels, she thought at first that she was a little embarrassed and was having a mental struggle. Unexpectedly, when she turned around, she saw Xu Mo standing on the side of the road without moving a step.
Sister Zhou ran back angrily: "What do you mean by annoying people?"
"What do you mean?" Xu Mo was really confused now.
You asked me to give you the ticket.
This is all going to start soon. If you don’t go and watch, why are you coming back?
"Oh..."
Seeing Xu Mo's expression, Zhou Shuyi immediately understood. She stuck her fingers in her hair, scratched it, and then said angrily: "Come on, you want me to see it alone, right? What does this mean? You Sell me the ticket?”
"It's not impossible. I'll pay you 10 yuan, and I can buy a big bottle of Coke to drink." Xu Mo said seriously.
[The emotional value of collapse from Zhou Shuyi is +10! 】
As if she had adjusted her mentality, Sister Zhou smiled and asked: "Then I got you two tickets, should I give you 20?"
"Then you are quite a nice person."
Xu Mo glanced at Zhou Shuyi appreciatively.
Zhou Shuyi was so angry that she almost jumped. She bit her silver teeth and grabbed Xu Mo's arm.
"Elbow, come into the house with me!"
……
The existence value of domestic horror films is to increase the national fertility rate.
The huge cinema hall was full of people, and at first glance, they were all young lovers wearing colorful flowers and green willows.
Everyone had mountains of popcorn on hand.
There was a lot of chattering.
Xu Mo was speechless, scanned the power bank, and lowered his head to play with his mobile phone.
He would rather watch the live broadcast of the unique skill brother than watch this kind of sensational so-called horror movie in the theater.
Zhou Shuyi never tired of it.
This was her first time watching a horror movie in the cinema.
Very novel and very nervous.
Seeing the girl in the front row holding the arm of her boyfriend next to her, Zhou Shuyi immediately imitated it.
Xu Moru was struck by lightning and quickly pulled out his arm, frowning and saying: "Why did you touch my hand?"
Zhou Shuyi rolled her eyes without any clue.
Pack!
You keep pretending!
If you bring a girl over to watch a horror movie, you're not really here to enjoy the plot, are you?
I'm embarrassed to point it out to you.
It really didn’t make any difference. Sister Zhou said: “It’s like this when watching horror movies. It’s normal to have some actions. When we girls are frightened, we must grab something.”
"Is there such a thing?" Xu Mo was doubtful.
But soon, as the movie progressed, Xu Mo saw it.
Every time a scary scene appears on the big screen, the entire cinema screams in unison, and then every girl is well-trained and grabs the arm of the male partner next to her, squeezing against the other person's body.
"Ah, so scary!"
At this moment, Zhou Shuyi held Xu Mo's arm tightly.
Another terrifying and ferocious face appeared on the big screen. The hair-raising background music paired with the theater's surround sound equipment brought the terrifying atmosphere to the critical point in an instant.
"Have you seen the flash of face..."
Zhou Shuyi's voice was trembling.
"Ah~"
It's another horrific scene, presented by the director with exaggerated editing.
The whole cinema is called a group.
Zhou Shuyi turned sideways and buried her head in Xu Mo's arms, like a frightened little white rabbit.
"Calm down." Xu Mo remained motionless, as steady as a giant Buddha, holding up his mobile phone to watch the live broadcast.
"Domestic horror movies are all fake after you see them. Just watch, 80% of them are imagined by the heroine."
“But it’s still scary!”
Zhou Shuyi crawled into Xu Mo's arms again.
"Oh, timid woman, I just laughed."
Xu Mo continued to play with his mobile phone.
Finally the climax came, and the BGM and graphics were among the best in the show. Sister Zhou was so excited that she threw herself directly on Xu Mo.
Then there was a burst of scratching.
"Wow, Shuyi, you are so heavy."
Xu Mo leaned up, then raised the phone to Sister Zhou's head, and continued to watch the live broadcast amid the fragrance of Sister Zhou's hair.
Sudden.
Xu Mo's expression changed: "Shuyi, where are you going to catch me?"
Zhou Shuyi stood up and sat up straight like a robot, with a blush on her face.
Immediately, he traced a length with both hands without leaving any trace, with a shocked look on his face: "Oh my god..."
……
soon.
The hour-and-a-half-long movie ends.
Xu Mo stretched and led Zhou Shuyi out of the screening room with the crowd.
As if to ease the embarrassment of "Big Dragon" being filmed, Xu Mo said: "You see, I have already said it. This kind of movie is all fantasy in the end. I can guess the plot without watching it."
"So, you are brave enough to watch horror movies?" Sister Zhou asked with a smile.
"That's not true." Xu Mo got excited: "I am nicknamed the God of Horror Movies! The kind that can make Sadako frightened, Kayako shed tears, and Chu Renmei feel inferior."
I was about to leave the theater when I saw the poster on the wall.
Narrowing his eyes: "Alien Contract is already in theaters."
"Huh?" Zhou Shuyi tilted her head and glanced at Xu Mo.
At this moment, in this man's eyes, he saw yearning and burning.
Then he saw the latter and turned towards the front desk.
Soon he came over with two movie tickets.
He handed one to Zhou Shuyi: "Brother, let me show you the world of aliens and let you see what real horror is!"
"And my amazing ability to withstand terror!"
…………
"Ah, so scary!"
In the cinema, Xu Mo held Zhou Shuyi's arm tightly.
The dark tones of the alien planet, the crew members of the spaceship seeking death, and the aliens starting to prey.
Even though the cyborg David has an expressionless face, he still releases a thrilling atmosphere all the time.
"Have you seen the flash of face..."
Xu Mo's voice was trembling.
"Ah~"
When the camera follows the characters in the play and enters David's laboratory, the terrifying and horrifying scene tears at the audience's retinas in a devastating way.
The whole cinema is called a group.
Xu Mo turned sideways and buried his head in Zhou Shuyi's arms, like a frightened little white rabbit.
"Calm down."
Zhou Shuyi remained motionless, as steady as a Buddha, looking at her phone speechlessly.
"Foreigners always like to exaggerate. Maybe they are all fake and will be cleared up in the next film."
"But it's still scary."
Xu Mo snuck into Zhou Shuyi's arms.
"Oh, timid man, I just laughed."
Zhou Shuyi continued to play with her mobile phone.
What an alien, what a cyborg David.
In her eyes, it was like watching a child play house with toys.
Childish, not good-looking, not scary!
It doesn’t smell like a domestic horror movie at all!
And...
He glanced at Xu Mo, whose face turned pale with fright.
Zhou Shuyi was angry and funny.
Irritating fruit, is this what you call the god of horror movies? ? ? (End of chapter)