Lin Feng: "I was 17 years old that year,
It rained heavily after school,
I gave my only umbrella to my most beloved girl.
I thought she would be very happy,
But no.
Until I saw the little yellow guy at the school gate riding a motorcycle and putting her on the back seat. . .
Her smile is something my umbrella cannot give her.
That was the brightest smile I have ever seen, containing love, adoration, and admiration. . .
Let’s just say it,
In that case, who can feel inferior to me? ”
The screen was full of laughter.
"Stop talking, brother, you have low self-esteem, you have the lowest self-esteem (dog head)."
Hahahahaha.
Lin Feng: "I couldn't figure it out at first. I thought to myself, how am I inferior to Huang Mao?
Later, I reflected and began to secretly observe Huang Mao.
Finally I found the answer.
I discovered that this yellow-haired guy doesn’t even use his left eye when walking, and his bangs cover half of his face.
Let me tell you, this is it, he is a killer.
You guys look very unconventional now. Those who could walk with one eye back then would have held it in their mouths! ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Huang Mao doesn't even use his left eye when he walks, hahahaha. Emma is not good anymore. She laughed so hard that she was shaken all night long."
"What do you mean to me? I just like to see people with one eye (sunglasses)."
"The main thing is that you suffer in a fight. If you flip your hair, there will be four or five more people on the opposite side."
Poof~
Ha ha ha ha.
"It's okay, I'm sniping and aiming at them (raised eyebrows)."
"Really, I am an old cousin. My right eye has more than 400 degrees of astigmatism, and my left eye has no myopia at all."
"Why?"
"Because my left eye has never been used (smiling)."
Absolutely amazing!
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Then there's nothing we can do. When we were in school, the teacher asked us to show our eyes.
That yellow hair can cover your eyes,
In the non-mainstream era, one eye was simply a killer.
What a cool style, a bit cold, and you can also put on eye shadow and dark black lipstick.
There is also a dog leash hanging around his neck.
Really,
Handsome is handsome,
At that time, I thought Huang Mao was handsome.
Moreover, he deceived my goddess’s yellow hair and started a family of his own,
It's just a bunch of motorcycle repairmen, and together they formed some sort of family.
He is the executive officer in that family group, and you need his permission to join the group,
It was awesome back then.
My goddess can't stand it at all. She was deceived by him with just a few words. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"We have no choice but to make our eyes pop out when we go to school, hahahaha."
"Put on eye shadow, put on dark lipstick, and hang a dog leash around your neck... God, the memories of the dead suddenly attack me hahaha."
"Military Advisor: He's so handsome, I even think he's handsome (dog head)."
"Hahaha, this anchor has too many funny points. Help... I can't breathe from laughing. Hahaha."
"I was cooking for my husband in the kitchen, and I almost fainted with laughter in this guy's live broadcast room."
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "When I discovered that Huang Mao was really extraordinary, I started to reflect.
At that time, I rode a bicycle to and from school every day,
Sometimes when it rains, I give my umbrella to the goddess. Even if I am soaked in the rain, I ride home with a bang.
But does it work?
It's no use.
Not only does Huang Mao walk with one eye, he also has a will-o'-the-wisp, right?
You give an umbrella to the goddess, but you can't take her home.
Because the bicycles at that time did not have a back seat, and there were fenders at the back.
You can't just send someone home,
It's impossible for me to ride a bicycle and let the goddess walk. I'll just watch from the side.
After I gave her the umbrella, I didn't even think about how the goddess would get home.
But Huang Mao is different. Huang Mao repairs motorcycles at the school gate for 600 yuan a month,
The motorcycles in the shop are being repaired there, and Huang Mao can take them out and ride them at will.
Press the accelerator, the whole school can hear it,
Then in front of my goddess, Huang Mao stopped the motorcycle, turned the brakes, and pressed the Didi horn,
Doraemon!
The goddess sat in the back, hugged his waist, and could chat with him for a while. I'll be home in 5 minutes at most.
My goddess has been deceived. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage,
"If you're not afraid of your hair turning yellow, you're afraid of yellow hair riding on a will-o'-the-wisp (dog head)."
"The yellow hair is the eternal thorn in my heart (hahaha)."
"It's so funny. If my scalp wasn't so sensitive, I would dye my hair yellow."
"The highest level of dog licking, painless +3500 (sunglasses)."
Hahahahaha.
Lin Feng: "Don't talk nonsense about these bullies in the room, Shenma Wu Pain +3500,
The 3,500 was not given to her by me, she had to pay it back.
She ran away as soon as she graduated, so I can't find anyone, you know.
Let’s tell the truth,
Now if it was a high school reunion, I would ask her to pay back the money whenever I could see her.
The key is that I had a bad character when I was in school. They didn’t even call me when they held class reunions, they just went on secretly behind my back.
Really,
Give me a chance to attend the class reunion, and I will get the 3,500 yuan back.
At that time, she also agreed to pay it back. She said she had a yellow haired penis and wanted to get rid of it. She said that Huangmao would not give him money.
Huang Mao was repairing a motorcycle at the school gate. He went to Huang Mao to get money, but Huang Mao beat her up.
She came over crying and said that there was no one to help her, and she was really desperate. She thought of me, the licking dog.
She asked me to think of a way to get some money for her, and I would go home and lie to my dad about buying study materials.
I took 3,000 yuan from the drawer.
Later, she said that she was afraid of pain, so she could get anesthesia for an extra 500.
So I asked my classmates to borrow 500 more, and then I got 3500 for her.
She thanked me very much and said she would return it to me after she finished it.
What’s the result?
Oh, thank you Brother Long for the Porsche.
I'll go on.
What’s the result?
Every time I ask her for money, she says she has a stomachache and feels uncomfortable, so I feel embarrassed to ask her for money.
Finally, she said that after her vacation, that is, after the college entrance examination, her father would give her a sum of money, and she would pay it back to me then.
I have already thought about it. When I get the money, I will buy the newly released mP5, and then I will also buy this CD and so on.
As a result, no one who graduated from school could see him anymore.
So it’s not that I didn’t let her return it, it’s that her mother ran away and can’t find anyone.
Don't fuck with it. The highest level of dog licking is painless +3500.
Stop talking nonsense! ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"My character is so bad that they didn't even call me hahahahaha during the class reunion."
"Hahahaha how did he say these things so seriously (laughing)."
"Just because he is Principal Lin (Goutou) with low moral character."
Ha ha ha ha.
"Girls: When you chase me, you look like a goddess, but when you pay me back, you make me grin."
"I really like the way my elder brother talks, like a child (covering face)."
"Thank you Brother Long for sending me the Porsche hahahahaha."
"This is called professionalism."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "That's a lot to say, sister. What do I mean? Everyone has an inferiority complex.
When others say something, when you think about it yourself, it seems that it really happened,
This way you label yourself.
The feeling of inferiority will continue to amplify, and gradually you will not be able to get out.
You remember,
Everyone has a different personality, that's what makes you special.
You don't have to be forced to do anything you don't want to do. If you want not to be defined, you must first accept yourself.
Let me give you a word: Your various annotations and interpretations of me do not constitute one ten thousandth of me, so there is no need to argue, I will find my place in a broader world. ”
Girl: "Educated!"
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"Your various annotations and interpretations of me do not constitute one ten thousandth of who I am, so there is no need to argue. I will find my place in the wider world..."
"Oh my god, I love this sentence (pen refill) so much."
"Why is he so eloquent? (Qiang)."
"The gap between people is too big, and I will be confused and hahahaha."
"I only know 666 (dog head)."
Ha ha ha ha.
"When everyone thought he would comfort girls not to feel inferior, he said that everyone has a different personality, and that is your characteristic. You should find your place in a broader world..."
"This thinking, this mind... What kind of fairy anchor is this (shocked)."
Became a die-hard fan!
+1(End of this chapter)