Chapter 418: My mind is full of application scenarios
Meng Liangren lay naked in the duty room and dealt with him all night.
He prepared a set of toiletries in the department, washed them when he got up, and started a new day feeling refreshed.
Meng Liangren recalled what happened last night as if he was dreaming.
Tried again and again, failed again and again.
To the doctor, feces and the like are nothing, and they are not disgusting. There are many jokes about feces and farts, even when eating, it does not affect anything.
But Professor Luo's determination this time moved Meng Liangren.
But every time he couldn't find it, he decided to start the next one. Meng Liangren knew how difficult it was.
Most people will fall into a vicious cycle of self-doubt after 2-3 times and be unable to extricate themselves. After a few more times, they will doubt themselves more and more, so that insisting on 3 or 4 times is considered too much, but Professor Luo insisted on slicing 12 times!
Professor Luo is really a god. Regardless of his technical level or mentality, Meng Liangren's admiration for Luo Hao has reached a higher level.
But that's not important. Professor Luo was also terrifyingly strong.
The important thing is - Luo Hao took 12 slices yesterday and finally found paragonimicus eggs in the feces. In Meng Liangren's opinion, this matter can only be described in two words - loyalty!
Walking to the doctor's office, Meng Liangren saw a tomboy, Ye Qingqing.
"Ye..." Meng Liangren was stunned for a moment, he didn't know how to say hello.
"Lao Meng, just call me Qingqing." Ye Qingqing greeted him straightforwardly, "Where is my senior brother?"
Having said this, Meng Liangren is no longer sleepy.
He almost used storytelling to describe how Luo Hao was sectioned 12 times yesterday and finally found paragonimiasis eggs.
Meng Liangren's description was very detailed, especially after the failure, the simulated Luo Hao's psychological activities were even more vivid.
Ye Qingqing listened politely and then burst into laughter, "Lao Meng, are you going too far? My senior brother is awesome, but he is definitely not as awesome as you said."
"How could it be!" Meng Liangren said seriously.
But the story had already been told, and Meng Liangren still asked again, "Qingqing, why did you come to see Professor Luo?"
"Forget it, I'm depressed. Let's talk to senior brother for a few words." Ye Qingqing sighed.
"???"
"There is a sister in the electromagnetic interference laboratory next door who has a good relationship with me. Their experiments are purely military projects and do not make any money. We discussed that we could make a set of equipment for the traffic police."
"???"
"If someone breaks the card, electromagnetic interference will occur directly and the car will stall. How convenient."
"Wait a minute, doesn't electromagnetic interference interfere with signals? Like cell phone signals, it can also interfere with driving and turn off the engine directly?" Meng Liangren asked without understanding.
He was very aware of the relationship between Professor Luo and Ye Qingqing. The person in front of him was Professor Luo's half-sister, so he should be praised.
"Interfering with the engine ECU, causing a first-level failure and forced stop of the vehicle.
Cars after 2000 basically have this equipment, so it is theoretically feasible, similar to the principle of using electromagnetic pulse guns to shoot drones today.
Because the emission is also transient, the energy consumption is not that exaggerated, and it should be possible to carry it on a police car. ”
"Oh oh oh, that's it." Although Meng Liangren didn't understand a word, a smile appeared on his square face.
The smile was generous, but it didn't look like this to Ye Qingqing.
"Old Meng, if you have anything to say, just say it. Just like my senior brother, I have a straight temper." Ye Qingqing didn't hesitate.
"If I were to use it, I would definitely not choose the one you mentioned."
Meng Liangren looked at Ye Qingqing with a smile. She looked like a tomboy, but no matter how she looked, these young people had one characteristic - they were energetic.
"Why?" Ye Qingqing was a little confused.
"First of all, the country is full of surveillance. No one can cause trouble for themselves, right? The application scenarios are small, which is a big problem. Just like Professor Luo always said that domestic AI equipment must be better than foreign countries, because the domestic application scenarios Much.”
"If you want to use it, it must be used abroad. If you sell it to the United States, the American-style stop will disappear. Use a gun or something to shoot it, and the car will stop."
"It's not available in China?" Ye Qingqing frowned.
"This is the second point. If I were to use it, I would rather choose the automatic traffic jam. Qingqing, think about it, the leader will definitely pay attention to the fugitive or suspect who is driving wildly, and there is a high probability that he will go to the front line to command the operation."
"I was holding a BIU in my hand. There was no sound, no photoelectricity, and no effect when it was fired. God knows if I did something."
"???" Ye Qingqing was stunned.
"As for the automatic traffic-blocking nails, I came on stage carrying a few big boxes, and busily set up roadblocks, laid the automatic traffic-blocking nails, and then used a hammer to hammer the nails a few times. The nails reflected the sunlight. The leaders saw it in their eyes and remembered it in their hearts. ”
"..." Ye Qingqing gritted her teeth, and she realized what the problem was.
Although Meng Liangren's words don't sound good, they are indeed true.
"Besides, automatic car-blocking nails are cheap, so yours must be very expensive."
"It's not very expensive, hundreds of thousands."
"How strict is the review and approval process now? The source and use of every money must be explained. One hundred thousand is a lot, which is a lot. If you buy a high-tech product, there will be many people who don't agree with it." Meng Liangren did not continue. He looked deeply at Ye Qingqing.
Seeing Ye Qingqing's frustrated look, Meng Liangren advised, "Qingqing, the application scenario is wrong. You can try another way."
"What way?"
Meng Liangren waved, but then he was stunned.
Erhei was not there.
"Where's Erhei?"
"Where's my Erhei?"
Meng Liangren ignored talking to Ye Qingqing and strode out to find the nurse on duty.
"Professor Luo just left with Erhei, Lao Meng."
"Professor Luo?!"
"Yes, I saw it and said hello."
Meng Liangren was stunned. Why didn't Professor Luo go home to sleep? Instead, he took Erhei away. What was he doing?
Back in the office, Ye Qingqing asked, "How to use it?"
"Er Hei is the robot panda. It looks like a shell now, but it is actually a four-legged robot dog. Based on my understanding of Professor Luo, he should be more accustomed to having more legs, has good balance, and can save various resources."
"The electromagnetic pulse gun you mentioned can be installed on a robot dog or a future robot spider and used by soldiers in border patrols."
"Harmful." Ye Qingqing shook his head, "I thought it was a good idea. The military's orders are already being produced, but there are few. It can only ensure that the laboratory survives. If you want to make a lot of money, you still have to convert the military into civilians."< br>
"Not confidential?" Meng Liangren was surprised.
"Of course it's not classified. If it were, I could sit here and talk nonsense to you. The military has few orders, so it can only ensure that we don't starve to death. If we want to make a fortune, we have to sell it to the front line. But the superiors won't let it, and the control is very strict. It's distressing." Ye Qingqing smiled.
This time Meng Liangren didn't know what to do. He spread his hands and looked at Ye Qingqing.
"I was thinking of blocking my senior brother early in the morning, but he was busy all night, really." Ye Qingqing was a little frustrated.
"Wait a little longer and I won't be late."
Just as Meng Liangren predicted, Luo Hao came up with Erhei and Shen Zi a few minutes later.
"In the courtyard of the government building?!" Shen Zizai was surprised.
"Well, Dahei has been loaned out, and he also has an accomplice. They are waiting for him to resign in the next province, and the two of them will run away."
"This time Dahei wants third-class merit again."
"Probably not. He just caught a gang member who is cheating on electricity." Luo Hao smiled.
Although he said this, it was visible to the naked eye that Luo Hao's face was filled with happiness and pride.
"Brother!"
"Eh? Why is Qingqing here?"
Ye Qingqing simply said what he wanted to say.
"Oh, offensive things have very few domestic uses, and it is not easy to export them." Luo Hao pondered, "But in the future, there will be more and more drones, and there must be some violations. We will not be like Big Hair and Er Mao." , pointing a spray gun at the drone is not.”
"It can be designed to look like a pistol."
"How about directly integrating it into a mobile phone? Or installing it on a drone. You can do it for me and I'll try it later." Luo Hao asked.
"Emmmm." Ye Qingqing fell into deep thought.
"You go back and work, I understand." Luo Hao said with a smile, "How is the project?"
"Improving and making steady progress."
When it comes to projects, both Luo Hao and Ye Qingqing are vague and seem to be guessing at riddles.
Meng Liangren knew that this thing was confidential, so he didn't listen carefully and turned around to write medical records.
After chatting with Ye Qingqing for a few words, Luo Hao sent Ye Qingqing away.
"Professor Luo, why are you thinking about turning the army into civilians?"
"Making money...no, this is to meet the people's growing material and cultural needs." Luo Hao changed his words and suddenly became much taller.
"Hahaha." Meng Liangren laughed.
"It's true. Well, Erhei has been modified several times, and the latest version has sold a lot." Luo Hao raised his hand and crossed Erhei's head.
This is true.
There are many people who are willing to try new things. In addition, the appearance of bamboo may be a bit clumsy, but who can refuse to have a walking robot panda in their home that can play dishes at any time and only needs to be charged? Woolen cloth.
"Professor Luo, that thing Qingqing mentioned is not very useful. It sounds too expensive to me."
"It's quite big. It's expensive because it doesn't have a scene and can't be mass-produced. But it will be available soon."
"Use?"
"Robotic spiders, small ones, can scatter tens of thousands of them directly in front of you. You don't need to move, just hide them. The drone will fly over and shoot them down with electromagnetic pulse. When people come looking for it, they will explode directly.
What does it mean to kill gods if they stand in the way of gods, and kill Buddhas if they stand in the way of Buddhas? ”
"Uh~"
"Imagine a scene. For example, our district is large enough. Tens of thousands of similar drones fly over and land on the ground quietly. When someone passes by, they will make a boom, and then ten more will come up later. ”
Meng Liangren shuddered.
"The opponent's drone was shot down directly. As for the personnel, they can shoot down as many as they can, right. Soon, this side will become a no-man's land. The metaphor I just used is inappropriate. Anyway, similar scenarios can probably be used."
"No matter how much supplies are stored, robot spiders with electromagnetic pulse hibernation do not need to be replenished at all. If they are equipped with solar panels, they will last three years."
"..."
"If you don't have any psychological burden yet, just forget about this land for the time being, and just wait a few years to clean up the battlefield."
"..."
"But, it has nothing to do with our doctors. That thing is not used in the medical field for the time being." Luo Hao patted Erhei's head and let it charge on its own.
Seeing Erhei lie down in the doghouse, Luo Hao breathed a sigh of relief.
The two stupid thieves had a whim and connected the GoIP device to the fixed telephone line in the courtyard of the hospital.
This routine had never happened before, so naturally no one suspected it, so it happened once or twice.
But this thing is too fixed and will definitely be exposed, so it has no application scenarios.
Now Luo Hao's mind is filled with application scenarios, even including the electromagnetic pulse device that Ye Qingqing mentioned.
"Ronaldo." Shen Zizai walked in and went straight to the "c" position.
Standing under the photo of Bamboo and Luo Hao's babbling brocade flag, Shen Zizai asked, "When will Bamboo come back?"
"The day after tomorrow." Luo Hao gave an affirmative answer, "On the weekend, go to Funiu Mountain and take bamboos for camping." "!!!" Shen Zizai's eyes were shining.
Luo Hao was really on his way. As soon as he mentioned bamboo, he had already arranged it.
Shen Zizai looked at Luo Hao with satisfaction.
But Luo Hao was a little sad.
"Ronald, what's your expression?" Shen Zizai was confused.
"Oh, it's the end of the year, it's so sad." Luo Hao sighed.
"New Year's Eve?"
Shen Zizai couldn't understand even more.
He knew it was a metaphor, but he couldn't sense what Luo Hao was metaphorizing.
"At the end of the year, many domestic disciplines will hold annual conferences. The bamboo is still there, and several elderly people have contacted me and said that the annual conference will be held in the provincial capital."
"!!!" Shen Zizai stared, and then thought of something, "Dean Xu said that he will attend this year's annual intervention meeting. Does it have something to do with Bamboo?"
"Yes." Luo Hao nodded with a heavy heart.
If you guys want to pet cats, you must accompany them.
Otherwise, with Zhuzi's behavior, if something goes wrong, a certain domestic medical field will be wiped out directly, and it will take decades to develop.
But when he thought of socializing, Luo Hao felt a lot of pain in his heart.
The clinic is so good, you can see a doctor, perform an operation, and now there are so many big shots to receive...
Moreover, the management has been strict in recent years, and we cannot leave this kind of matter directly to pharmaceutical companies and consumables manufacturers.
Luo Hao was worried about the strands of hair.
"Ronald, this is a good thing." Shen Zizai said.
"Oh." Luo Hao sighed and nodded.
"Harm, look at you, why don't you leave this kind of thing to others?" Shen Zizi waved his hand indifferently, "I saw that Xiaozhuang wanted to take on the reception last time. I don't care about other departments, so I can intervene. At the annual meeting, I took Xiaozhuang for a lap.”
"!!!" Luo Hao was surprised.
Seeing that Shen Zizi was not joking, Luo Hao immediately became happy.
Shen Zizai felt happy when he saw Luo Hao's interesting expression. The annual meeting is held in the provincial capital, which means a lot. Although the big guys are here for bamboo, they have a huge impact on related branches in the provincial capital.
This is Luo Hao. The key is that he has a cat. He can take photos up close and pet the cat. Who wouldn’t want to come to the provincial capital for an annual meeting?
Even if there was no supervision in the past few years, if manufacturers set the venue of their annual meeting in places like Paris, it would not be able to catch up with a single hair of bamboo.
"It's all a trivial matter. I'll take Xiaozhuang for a walk. She will understand how to do it and how to issue an invoice, so she won't have to worry about it in the future. And you don't want to issue fake invoices, it will be even simpler."
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"Thank you, director." Luo Hao thanked him sincerely.
This child is so easy to get rid of, and Shen Zi is very happy in his heart.
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Urology.
Pei Yingjie stood in front of a patient with his hands behind his back, his eyes full of helplessness.
"Your parents are out, tell me the truth." Pei Yingjie said in a deep voice.
"Uncle, I...I...I just want to measure the length of my penis." The patient said with a sad face.
The patient is 16 years old. He inserted the USB cable into his urethra five days ago. As a result, the metal connector 1cm in front and back became stuck, making it impossible for him to remove it on his own.
Because he was embarrassed to say it, he kept it secret until early this morning when he urinated a lot of blood.
Seeing the red hematuria, the patient who had never seen this scene almost fainted in the bathroom.
Then his parents sent him to the First Hospital of Medical University.
His parents had some connection with Pei Yingjie, so Pei Yingjie did not let the third-tier professor take action and directly treated him himself.
But after watching the movie, Pei Yingjie was a little confused. There was a 1cm diameter metal connector on the front of this thing. Pei Yingjie really didn't know how he put the USB cable in.
After all, he is an old doctor, director and expert in the Department of Urology. Pei Yingjie has rich experience and is not too surprised.
The young patient told the whole process again, and Pei Yingjie could only sigh that he was a real "tiger".
And today's children really want to compare everything, and they need to be accurate to the millimeter level.
The thing was simple, but Pei Yingjie fell into deep thought.
"Director, please come on stage." asked the resident manager.
"Well, there's no rush." Pei Yingjie clasped his hands behind his back, still deep in thought.
"???" The hospital manager was puzzled, but he didn't dare to ask his director.
A few minutes later, Pei Yingjie took out his cell phone.
This patient's condition is relatively simple, and what he wants is to remove the data cable without damage.
I had no idea, so I just had an excuse to ask Professor Ronaldinho for consultation.
"Ronald, how will the surgery be today?" Pei Yingjie asked directly after Luo Hao answered the phone.
"Today is not my surgery day. I have classes at the Medical University in the afternoon. What's wrong, Director Pei?"
"I have a child here who has a data cable stuck in his urethra. Come and take a look at it to see if there is a minimally invasive way to remove it."
"Okay, here you go." Luo Hao happily agreed.
Soon, Luo Hao came over with Chen Yong and Zhuang Yan, accompanied by Er Hei.
Pei Yingjie was stunned.
It was just an ordinary consultation, but Ronaldinho had to bring so many people, and there was also a...robot panda.
This big battle!
Pei Yingjie once thought that Luo Hao had no idea what he was going to say to him.
"Ronaldo, what are you doing?"
"Director Pei, write a paper." Luo Hao said with a smile.
"???"
After being surprised, Pei Yingjie immediately realized what Luo Hao was talking about.
The USB data cable is sent to the urethra. In Luo Hao's opinion, it belongs to the category of +1 for the paper.
Luo Hao didn't care at all about this minor illness.
The medical team took their seats, and Luo Hao began to inquire about medical history, watch films, and discuss with Pei Yingjie how to perform the operation.
Non-invasive surgery can't be done, even if Luo Hao's interventional surgery level is extremely high, he can't do it.
Make a small 1cm incision in the perineum between the testicles and the anus, cut the data cable after entering, take out the head of the data cable through the incision, and pull the remaining cable out along the urethra.
Even small patients do not need to be admitted to the hospital. It is a minor surgery at the outpatient level.
Because today was not Luo Hao's surgery day, Pei Yingjie immediately arranged for an outpatient emergency.
When they arrived at the operating room, Zhuang Yan did not follow. Chen Yong and Luo Hao came on stage together to serve as Pei Yingjie's assistants.
Cut open and peel off the layers.
"Ronaldino, where will your interventional annual meeting be held this year?" Pei Yingjie asked while performing surgery.
"Opening in the provincial capital." Luo Hao replied, "Both President Xu and Academician Teng are here. The two big guys are coming to play with the cat."
"!!!" Pei Yingjie couldn't say the rest of his words.
"Director Pei, Boss Zhang told me that it seems that the annual meeting of the Department of Urology is also held in the provincial capital."
Pei Yingjie's hand paused.
"Operation first, operation first." Seeing that Pei Yingjie was distracted, Luo Hao said immediately.
"Yeah." Pei Yingjie calmed down, with a bitter taste in his mouth.
Boss Zhang, director of the 912 Department of Urology Medicine, academician of the Academy of Sciences, and the top boss of domestic urology surgery.
Emmm, it turns out that as a director of urology, the information I got was all second-hand.
All the big bosses are here for bamboo.
Furthermore, Boss Zhang is also here to support Luo Hao. After all, Luo Hao is now nominally a 912 doctor.
After blunt separation layer by layer, you can see the metal end of the USB, which is stuck at the urethral opening.
Pei Yingjie cut off the metal end, passed it out through the small incision, and showed it to the little patient.
"Well, this thing is the culprit. How did you stuff it in?" Pei Yingjie asked.
The young patient is a little shy and silent.
"Curious, I met a patient who believed that the leather bag frenulum affected his development since he was a child. During the summer vacation when he was 12 years old, he had nothing to do one day and cut off the bag frenulum with scissors at home."
"Damn, this guy is really tough." Pei Yingjie exclaimed.
"It's just pure curiosity, it's nothing." Luo Hao comforted, "But if anything happens, seek medical advice as soon as possible. I have also seen a patient keep a foreign body in his urethra for three years, and the surgeon almost fainted when he was finally peeled off. ”
"!!!"
"Haha, it's okay, just take it out and it'll be fine." Chen Yong put on sterile gloves, took out the USB cable, measured the length, and told the value to the young patient.
Pei Yingjie was speechless.
Luo Hao and Chen Yong's behavior can be said to be like family at best, but how much extra work does this require?
But Luo Hao didn't seem to find it troublesome, and told various examples while sewing.
God will forgive young people when they make mistakes, and Luo Hao doesn't think it's a big deal. He has given so many examples that young patients have become accustomed to it.
"Don't say goodbye anymore. The consequences of this kind of thing are very serious. Fortunately, the bleeding has attracted your attention." Luo Hao warned.
"Yeah, yeah."
After sewing the last stitch, Luo Hao turned around and stepped off the stage with a smile.
"Director Pei, if anyone here wants to publish a paper, please give me the list." Chen Yong also stepped down and left a message for Pei Yingjie.
"What kind of journal can I publish? Is it one with Chinese prefix?"
"To me, the Urology Case Report is not suitable at all. They don't recognize it." Chen Yong's mask moved, as if he was spurning the reviewers of the Urology Case Report.
"What can I do?" Pei Yingjie didn't really care.
The impact factor of a publication like "Urology Case Reports" is very low, so there is no need to care about it.
"New England."
"Gah!"
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Note: The cases come from "UrologyCaseReports".
(End of chapter)