Chapter 371 The plaque of ‘First Class Meritor’ is finally here
A trace of nostalgia appeared on Jiang Chen's face.
Of course.
He didn’t miss the ‘fried pork with bamboo shoots’ that day.
He's not shaking his head.
Why do you miss getting beaten?
What he misses is that when he was a child, the stupid Qinghe did things with no regard for his head.
Not like now.
He is tied up in everything he does.
etc!
Aren’t I just a fucking kid now?
It's still more than half a year before you turn eighteen and you're an adult.
Why not when you were a child?
Think of this.
Jiang Chen instantly felt that his breasts were smooth and his whole body felt comfortable.
I saw him walking next to a little kid with steps that he didn't recognize.
Before the kid could react, he had already picked up the other person by his collar and lifted him up.
Then he reached out and took it out.
He grabbed all the gunpowder in the little kid's pocket.
The little kid sniffed.
He looked at Jiang Chen with a confused expression.
This is me.
Being robbed?
His mouth opened and he was about to howl loudly.
Jiang Chen has quick eyes and quick hands.
A ten-dollar bill had already been stuffed into his mouth.
The little kid's 'casting' was instantly interrupted.
Blinked.
Still looking at Jiang Chen with a puzzled look on his face.
It took several seconds before he took the ten-dollar bill out of his mouth.
When he saw clearly the denomination of the banknote, his sadness suddenly turned into joy.
Not being robbed.
But I met a rich man.
He spent two yuan today to buy four boxes of rub cannons and has been playing with them for a while.
Now there are at most three boxes left of the four boxes.
Three boxes of crackers for ten dollars?
Although the kid is not very good at math, he also knows that this business is profitable.
Just when the little kid was having fun with ten dollars.
Jiang Chen was already unconscious and quietly stuffed a lit firecracker into his pocket.
This kind of kid's game of rubbing cannons has no power.
The sound is quite loud.
It can only scare people.
As a child.
In order to show their courage, Jiang Chen and his friends even performed a show of holding lit firecrackers in their hands.
If the cannon explodes in your hand, the best it can do is numb your hand without even a drop of blood.
One can imagine.
How weak is the power of this kind of gun-wiping?
Bang!
A muffled sound exploded in the little kid's pocket.
Then a puff of green smoke suddenly came out of his clothes.
The little kid was immediately frightened, and even snot came out of his nose.
Several seconds passed.
He just reacted.
Pointing at Jiang Chen and crying, he said, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, Uncle Jiang Yao, you are bullying me again. I'm going to find Third Grandma to deal with you."
Jiang Chen saw that he was so frightened that he burst into tears and burst into laughter.
But after a few minutes.
Jiang Chen couldn't laugh anymore.
Because Jiang Ma took a broom and stormed from the house to the small square.
When Jiang Chen saw this, he was immediately frightened and ran away.
This time.
The person who was laughing was not him, but other people in the square.
really.
The smile doesn’t disappear, it just shifts.
noon.
When Jiang Chen returned home, the house was already full of guests.
Seeing the room full of guests, Jiang Chen breathed a sigh of relief.
Phew~~~
There are so many people at home.
I probably won't get beaten again.
Jiang Chen just entered the room and immediately became the focus of everyone's attention. "Third sister-in-law, this is your youngest son. He looks really talented. No wonder he can be a pilot and fly a plane."
"Xiao Chengzi, do you still know me? I am Sister Xiaoyun from your xx family."
"This is the third mother's family who flies a plane."
"I haven't even flown on a plane, but everyone has already flown on a plane."
"I heard that you don't have to pay tuition fees to go to college, but you also get a salary."
"Auntie, you know how to teach the children, and make them all live up to their expectations."
"Auntie, you are so lucky."
"Sister-in-law, you are a bitch".
Hearing these compliments, Jiang's mother was already so happy that she couldn't find her north.
She said with a 'false' politeness, "You are lucky to be a child. Even though you are so big, you are as ignorant as a baby. Someone just came to complain."
While pulling Jiang Chen over.
Display him as a commodity.
Jiang Chen had a smile on his face, happily listening to Jiang Ma introduce the guests, and then call them sweetly.
This scene has been played out countless times in the past few days.
He was a little nervous at the beginning.
But practice makes perfect.
He's long since desensitized by now.
After displaying the ‘goods’, I received another wave of flattery.
Jiang's mother was content to 'let go' Jiang Chen and let him get away as far as she wanted.
Jiang Chen was helpless.
He had no choice but to carry a small stool to the yard and sit next to Jiang Mei, petting the dog and eating melon seeds.
The sun in early spring is great.
It feels warm in the sun.
Jiang Chen absorbed the essence of the sun and moon for more than ten minutes and felt a little sleepy. He was about to get up and go back to the bedroom to take a nap.
This time.
Jiang Mei suddenly sat up from the recliner.
When Jiang Chen saw this, a hint of joy suddenly appeared on his face, "Sister, are you leaving? Just let me lie down for a while."
Jiang Mei glanced at him and said, "You probably don't have time to lie down."
"What?" A question mark appeared on Jiang Chen's forehead.
"Because your wife just sent me a WeChat message saying that she and her classmates want to come to Huachangpo to join in the fun. She asked if I have time. If so, I can go shopping with them." Jiang Mei explained.
Jiang Chen blinked.
My wife.
Who?
"Xie Shiying? She's not at home during the Chinese New Year, why are you here to join in the fun?" Jiang Chen said dissatisfied.
Then he looked up at Jiang Mei and continued to ask, "Also, why would she send you a WeChat message when she comes to our house? Your relationship has become so good?"
"Because she knows you are unreliable, and the effect of texting you is almost zero." Jiang Mei patted her butt and stood up.
Then he shouted towards the living room, "Mom, your future daughter-in-law is coming to our house today."
More than ten seconds later.
Jiang's mother had already rushed out of the living room happily, looked at Jiang Mei and asked, "Yingying is coming today. When will she arrive? Oh, my family has not prepared anything."
"What else are you preparing? There are vegetables, meat, and leftover chicken and fish from the past two days." Jiang Chen looked indifferent.
Jiang Ma rolled her eyes at him.
He said, "Where's your dad? Let him ride to the street to buy some good food and come back."
"Where should my dad play mahjong?" Jiang Mei said, "Anyway, no one answered the phone I just called him."
"Tian Tian knows how to play mahjong, so let him live with mahjong." Jiang Ma cursed, and then turned her attention to Jiang Chen, "Then why don't you go for a ride?"
Jiang Chen was a little helpless, "The army has regulations. I can't ride a motorcycle during my vacation. Not only can't I ride, I can't even sit on it."
What he said was not a lie.
Because the Air Force and Naval Aviation Forces do have relevant regulations, that is, pilots are not allowed to ride motorcycles during vacation.
Behind every outrageous rule, there is an even more outrageous fact.
Therefore, similar painful lessons must have happened, so the army issued similar regulations.
When Jiang Ma heard what he said, she didn't insist.
He just gave him a 'what do I need you for' look.
"You two are looking at home first. I'll go find your dad and come back." Jiang's mother thought for a while and then said, "Jiang Chen, don't be idle. Ask Yingying and the others how many people are here so I can prepare food at home."
"Do you want to mobilize the troops like this?" Jiang Chen protested, "I haven't seen you so excited when I went home a few days ago."
"Can you compare with Yingying?" Jiang Ma rolled her eyes at him.
Jiang Chen?
This home.
I really can't stay any longer.
But not yet waiting for Jiang Ma to go out.
A car had already parked in front of his house.
As soon as the car stopped, a middle-aged man got out of the car.
Jiang Chen knew this person.
He is the village director of their Walnut Village.
Before Jiang Ma and Jiang Chen could say hello to the village director, the other party had already spoken first, "Is Lao Jiang here? Call him home quickly. I just received a notification from above that your little Chengzi has made great contributions. Today, with gongs and drums, I will personally deliver the plaque of 'First Class Meritor' to your home."
(End of chapter)