Chapter 735 Li Chengqian becomes a disciple of Sun Wukong! 【Ask for monthly ticket】
Wukong pretended to take out a medicine box from the bag on his waist, which surprised Li Ji:
"The Great Sage is actually proficient in medical skills?"
He was busy fighting every day and had only watched a few episodes of "Journey to the West". He felt that Wukong was a warrior who was fearless and had a rebellious spirit. He didn't expect that he also knew how to practice medicine. This was really surprising.
Wukong said with a smile:
"When I was studying medicine, my master taught us about hundreds of schools of medicine. Medical doctors are among the hundreds of schools of medicine, so they naturally understand something. Unfortunately, the time I studied was too short and I was not proficient enough."
This is actually Wukong's modesty. In the original work, he was even proficient in the relatively high-end medical art of Xuansi pulse diagnosis, and diagnosed the illness of the king of Zhuzi Kingdom.
Pulse diagnosis with silk thread is a method of diagnosis and treatment. During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, ethics had been deeply rooted in people's hearts, and it became a social trend for men and women not to be intimate with each other. When doctors treat a high-status woman, they often tie a silk thread around the wrist of the other person and then tighten it. The doctor pulled the other end and judged the pulse through the vibration of the silk thread.
Although it sounds a bit fantasy, this is basically how doctors, especially imperial physicians, operated during the Ming and Qing dynasties.
Therefore, pulse diagnosis with silk thread is also called a high-end medical skill, and ordinary doctors cannot do it at all.
Although Wukong only studied in Xie Yue Sanxing Cave for seven years, he is a mental ape who knows everything. He may have learned a craft just by chatting with his brothers for a whole day. .
The strongest talent in the book is no joke.
Wukong opened his medicine box and dug around for a long time before taking out a flashlight.
Li Ji:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
What am I expecting?
Li Chengqian was also a little surprised, raised his hands and asked:
"Great Sage, don't you want to cure my leg problem? Why did you take out a flashlight?"
Wukong chuckled:
"His Royal Highness the Son gave me some encyclopedias and various documentaries a while ago. I saw that there is something called X-ray in the real world that is very useful, so I modified the flashlight to add the function of checking the body."
What he said was mysterious, but both Li Ji and Li Chengqian felt that it was a bit out of tune... There is a huge gap between flashlights and X-rays, and even if X-rays are used, shouldn't they be printed on film? How can you see clearly with the naked eye?
Wukong checked the power of the flashlight and charged it directly. Then he took out two pairs of sunglasses from the medicine box and handed them to Li Ji and Li Chengqian:
"The light of this flashlight is a bit strong. You are mortals. It is best to wear sunglasses to avoid hurting your eyes. I will have to find a way to save you by then."
After both of them put on their sunglasses, Wukong took a flashlight and shined it at Li Chengqian.
When he clicked the button, the flashlight suddenly emitted a pure white light, which was brighter than the sun. Li Chengqian's body was completely illuminated, and all the bones in his body were clearly visible.
Li Ji stared at this scene blankly, suddenly feeling like he was sitting in a well and looking at the sky.
When Wukong took out the flashlight just now, he thought it was ridiculous, but now it seems that he is the one who is ridiculous.
The Great Sage is the Taiyi Golden Immortal. Can the flashlight he took out be the same as an ordinary flashlight?
Wukong didn't care about what the Minister of War of the Tang Dynasty thought. Instead, he carefully looked at Li Chengqian's whole body and found that there were obvious scars on his left ankle. He had suffered a bone fracture and then managed to heal it. However, because the fixation measures were not in place, the bone was broken. After healing well, a lot of bone spurs developed, which was the reason for the constant pain.
In addition to this spot, Li Chengqian's thighs and lumbar vertebrae also had slight scars, but these are not important. They should just be due to improper posture and fatigue.
In addition, he has been lame all year round, which has caused some distortion of the bones throughout his body.
Li Ji also saw the injury on his ankle and exclaimed:
"It's really eye-opening for me that the bones are like this... Great Sage, can His Royal Highness's injuries be cured?"
Wukong smiled and pointed the flashlight at Li Ji:
"It can definitely be cured. It's not a big problem for me, Sun... Li Shangshu, you have some minor problems with your cervical spine and shoulders, and you also have rheumatism in your legs. I'll bring it to you to take care of it later."
After all, he is the Minister of War of the Tang Dynasty. He will need to work intensively in the next few years, and he will not be able to do without a good body.
Wukong turned off the flashlight, carefully put it in the medicine box, and asked for the two matching pairs of sunglasses. Then he took out a piece of paper and flicked it at Li Chengqian. The historical image illuminated by the flashlight half a minute ago suddenly appeared on Li Chengqian's body. .
Wukong placed the white paper on Li Chengqian's ankle, and with a flick, the historical image of the ankle was automatically printed on the paper, becoming a standard bone diagnosis and treatment chart.
Treating a doctor with an immortal is so relaxing and enjoyable.
After printing the pictures, Wukong picked up the pen and paper again and began to write down the diagnosis and treatment results.
Li Chengqian's disease is not difficult to cure. On the contrary, Wukong feels that it is too simple. It is so simple that you cannot be careless when preparing the prescription. One mistake may extend Li Chengqian's life by three to five hundred years - the power of herbs stolen from the fairy world is just like this. big.
Of course, it's not that Wukong is stingy in not extending Li Chengqian's life. The main reason is that the task this time is to treat his legs. If the life is extended, new causes and effects will occur, which is unnecessary.
Moreover, Li Chengqian will be the emperor in the future. His life extension is related to all aspects of the Three Realms, and it cannot be decided just by patting his head.
Li Shimin's great contribution, coupled with Li Yu's background, only extended his life by twenty years, which is not an exaggeration.
If Li Chengqian was given a life span of three to five hundred years without saying a word, the old mother would probably give Wukong some brain damage.
Wukong took out a pile of herbs and directly refined them into concoction. Then he removed the ingredients related to longevity, leaving only the parts that strengthened the body. Then he took out two teacups and poured a full cup for Li Chengqian and half a cup for Li Ji:
"Okay, you can drink."
Li Chengqian held the tea cup with both hands, his expression a little excited:
"Great Sage, will my body heal after drinking it?"
"Yes, but your illness is never physical, but the inner distortion and lack of confidence caused by the limp. This time you come to the camp to experience, I hope you can change your mentality, try to consider the problem from an overall perspective, and set your sights higher. Some... In the words of His Royal Highness the Son, one must have the mentality of a superior."
Li Chengqian even forgot to drink the medicinal solution:
"I dare to ask the great sage, what is the mentality of a superior?"
"Haha, I, the old grandson, don't know this either. I am just a thug beside His Royal Highness the Holy Son. I don't understand these messy things... Take the medicine quickly and don't spill it."
Li Chengqian thanked him again and drank the teacup in excitement.
When Li Ji saw the prince drinking, he quickly drank his own cup.
Normally, he should drink it first and make sure it was okay before letting the prince drink it, but in front of Wukong, he really didn't dare to do that.
As soon as the liquid entered his stomach, Li Chengqian screamed in pain, then threw away the teacup in his hand, lay on the ground and started rolling.
He felt as if all the bones in his body were coming to life, struggling continuously, as if trying to break free from his body. This pain and itching sensation all over his body made him moan uncontrollably.
Li Ji was shocked:
"Great Sage, what's wrong with the prince?"
"How can he be reborn without experiencing some pain? Moreover, his mind is a little twisted, and it is a good thing to feel the pain."
Li Ji was afraid that he would roll on the ground. After waiting for a while, he felt some numbness in his waist, shoulders and neck, but there was no pain or discomfort.
"Great Sage, why don't I feel pain?"
"You are in your right mind and don't need to feel pain. I added some painkillers to this cup for you... By the way, there are almost two kilograms of medicine left here. You can reward it to the generals or the injured in the army who are good at fighting. , a person can be cured by taking one sip. Don’t drink too much. People who are short-lived and unlucky cannot bear this medicine.”
When Li Ji heard this, he quickly thanked the Great Sage for his old brothers on the Eastern Front.
After years of fighting, everyone has more or less suffered from occupational diseases. Now that we have the medicine rewarded by the Great Sage, we can concentrate on fighting.
Li Chengqian rolled on the ground for twenty minutes before he felt the pain all over his body gradually subsided.
He got up from the ground and when he stood, he suddenly found that he seemed to be a little taller and his posture was more upright. The habit of unconsciously stooping in the past was gone.
Wukong touched a pear from the altar table, rubbed it on his clothes casually, took a bite, looked at Li Chengqian and said:
"Remember this feeling. If you have anything you can't figure out in the future, just recall today's experience. I will implant the pain you just experienced in your memory... If you can even bear the pain of being reborn, then treat a What can be difficult for the country to keep you? ”
Li Chengqian was stunned for a moment, then lifted up his clothes, solemnly knelt down to Wukong, and knelt three times and kowtowed nine times:
"Thank you teacher for the tip!"
Although Wukong came to treat his legs, he didn't just treat his legs. Instead, he talked about governing the country, the pattern and other topics, which benefited Li Chengqian a lot. He unconsciously bowed and kowtowed three times and performed the apprenticeship ceremony.
Wukong did not refuse, but asked:
"What are you going to do next?"
Li Chengqian said seriously:
"I'm going to take some photos, print them out with a military printer, and write a letter to talk about my experiences at the border. I'm going to look for some local specialties, and send them to my fourth brother, and tell him to study hard; the first few days One day, a general from Goguryeo sent a pair of thousand-year-old ginseng. I plan to give it to my father and mother as a token of filial piety.”
Wukong burst into laughter upon hearing this:
"Yes, I'm not in vain for reminding you so much. Work hard in the army and write letters to your family when you're not busy. Once you join the army and destroy Goguryeo, there won't be any noise in the court."
After saying that, he put the medicine box back into the cloth bag on his waist. Just as he was about to leave, Li Chengqian saluted again and asked: "Teacher, Liaodong is full of swamps and the army is blocked one after another. Do you have any good ideas?"
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When Wukong heard this, he immediately took out the golden hoop. Just as he was about to do something meaningful, he suddenly stopped and said:
"I can help you with these things, but I suggest you seek help from a god who is more suitable for this matter. Use your brain and think about it carefully. Once you burn the right incense, it will be good for your life."
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After saying that, Wukong disappeared in a flash, leaving Li Chengqian and Li Ji looking at each other.
In the Wa Palace, the empress looked at this scene and said with a smile:
"This Sun Monkey is really impeccable in his behavior."
Zhang Daoling asked:
"His flashlight can be used for medical practice. Can I promote it in other worlds?"
The empress shook her head and refused:
"Don't do it for the time being, lest everyone rely on fairy magic. My son hopes that the human race will become stronger, but he does not want them to become giant babies cared for by gods. They can just develop slowly according to the current path. There is no need to make too many changes."
In the real world, after lunch, Li Yu drove Mu Guiying and Zhou Ruotong to the high-speed rail station.
Mu Guiying brought a bag full of food for fear of starving on the road.
When entering the station, she quietly gestured to Li Yu with the number four, smiled evilly, and then followed Zhou Ruotong into the high-speed rail station.
"Why are you always pushing me and Yunxiao's relationship to progress?"
Li Yu drove away from the high-speed rail station, bought a few cups of milk tea and other snacks, and then drove back to the B&B.
As soon as she got off the car, she saw Yun Xiao walking out of the warehouse with a small book... Zhou Ruotong was not here, so she took the initiative to take charge of counting the supplies.
Li Yu handed the milk tea into her hand:
"I can do these tasks. You are a high-ranking quasi-sage. You are overqualified and underqualified to do this."
Yunxiao inserted a straw and took a sip of milk tea:
"I am idle, so I might as well help my husband share some things... Did my sister and Guiying take the high-speed rail?"
"Probably not yet. They are on the high-speed train at 2:40. They should be rushing to the platform at 2:30 now... Yinzhou is a small station, and the high-speed train only stops for two or three minutes at a time."
Arriving at the study room, Yun Xiao began to register material data on the accounting software on the computer, while Li Yu put on disposable gloves and ate the newly bought sweet and spicy chicken nuggets slowly while thinking about what to eat for dinner. .
Suddenly there is only one elderly female fairy left in the family who is full of fairy spirit. You have to take the other person's preferences into consideration and cannot just enjoy it for yourself.
Yunxiao said:
"I just came from the book world, and Li Chengqian seems to have become Wukong's disciple."
Li Yu was happy when he heard it:
"This kid is also a ghost. He knew that Wukong would definitely accept a prince as his apprentice on his way to learn the scriptures, so he took the lead in becoming his disciple. Now the prince of Yuhua Mansion will not be able to learn from him."
Yunxiao asked:
"Husband, don't you think this is too utilitarian?"
Li Yu pinched a piece of chicken nugget with more sweet and spicy sauce and fed it to Yun Baobao, and said with a smile:
"How can the successor of the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty not be utilitarian? Anyway, Li Shimin over there has at least twenty years to abdicate. Don't worry about this. If Li Chengqian doesn't do well, someone will discipline him."
Compared to the prince of Yuhua Mansion, Wukong would definitely be more willing to teach the prince of Tang Dynasty, so as to have a greater sense of accomplishment.
You must know that Wukong studied hundreds of schools of thought in the Sanxing Cave of Xianyue, and the Confucianists and Legalists among the hundreds of schools were all dedicated to governing the country. If they educate a good successor to the emperor, Wukong will have a bright face.
In the future, he might even add the title of Imperial Master and become the slash youth of the Wa Palace.
Yunxiao chewed the chicken nuggets and praised:
"This sweet and spicy taste is so special and quite appetizing."
When Li Yu heard this, he fed Baby Yun another piece.
As long as you want to eat, we won't have any trouble feeding you all day long.
Yunxiao was eating when he suddenly said:
"Husband, would you like to go to that casserole noodle restaurant tonight?"
Li Yu: "..."
I had already thought about it, going to have a candlelight dinner tonight, a petty bourgeois romance like steak and red wine, but you actually wanted to eat a bowl of casserole noodles for 12 yuan!
Who said it’s hard to take care of older leftover women? Wouldn’t this save money for the family?
Li Yu said:
"Okay, let's set off in the evening. After dinner, we can go for a walk together and enjoy the beautiful night view of Yinzhou... If you want to go somewhere, I can take you there."
Yun Xiao thought for a while and said tentatively:
"I want to go to...the haunted house."
Li Yu was stunned for a moment:
"You didn't see the joke, did you?"
"No, I'm just curious. What is there that makes my husband so scared? If there is a sneak attack by a ghost, I can protect you."
Whoever said that an older leftover girl is easy to take care of, I will be the first to blow his head off... Li Yu made a smile that was uglier than crying, and patiently explained:
"I'm not afraid of haunted houses. I was just scared by watching ghost movies when I was a kid. The reason why I keep saying I'm afraid of haunted houses now is because horror movies are not so scary anymore. On the contrary, haunted houses are so immersive, and there are real ghosts dressed as ghosts. , relatively speaking, I am more afraid of this.”
I went to a haunted house once when I was in junior high school. If Zhang Guoan, the protector of the law, had not been there, Li Yu would have been frightened.
However, Zhang Guoan was also very sincere, and he beat the guy to tears, causing Sun Facai to apologize profusely and buy some peripherals, and then he finally got over it.
Yunxiao tilted her head and listened to Li Yu's story with a smile:
"I think you just have psychological factors, and I want to help you correct it."
Li Yu quickly waved his hand and said:
"This is the difference between gods and mortals. If gods have any shortcomings, they will correct and repair them as soon as possible and blindly pursue all kinds of perfection. But mortals are different. Mortals are a combination of various shortcomings. If you make up for this hole, you will be able to There will be other holes, and we have to fill them all up... Hey, people will ascend on the spot and escape the realm of mortals."
Yunxiao put on gloves and fed Li Yu instead:
"What do you mean, husband, the shortcomings do not need to be changed?"
"That's not true. We still need to correct shortcomings, but some innocuous problems should be classified as part of personality and cannot be said to be shortcomings. For example, some people like to eat chopped green onions and coriander, while others don't. Do you think eating coriander is a shortcoming? , or is it a disadvantage not to eat coriander? ”
This question stopped Beauty Yun.
After thinking for a moment, she gained a better understanding of mortals. Of course, her husband's sophistry seemed to be getting more advanced.
On the road to becoming a saint, I cultivated a bad guy... Yunxiao shook his head, threw this playful idea behind him, and said with emotion:
"When I first met you, I thought you were omnipotent and the aloof Holy Son of Emperor Wa. Later I found out that you were a little mortal, and I thought you were cute in your pretense... Now I find that you are really suitable to be a teacher, at least you The words gave me a lot of inspiration.”
Li Yu smiled:
"I'm just a talker. If you look for a keyboard warrior in modern times, they can talk better than me."
While the young couple was chatting in the study, at the Eastern Front Camp of Journey to the West, Li Chengqian and Li Ji looked at the names of gods on the table and fell into deep thought.
There are still many gods on our side, but who should we turn to for help?
Li Chengqian had no clue, so he simply came outside the camp and saw many soldiers coming down from the front line covered in mud... The swamp had delayed the army's advance, and now they could only move stones from afar to pave the way.
But this efficiency is very low. The Goguryeo people even took this opportunity to shoot arrows and actively sneak attacks.
Looking at the wounded and tired soldiers, Li Chengqian felt that not only his master, Sun Wukong, was going through eighty-one hardships, but his own journey eastward was also full of hardships.
Alas, it would be great if we could save the soldiers from suffering... Hey, wait, save the suffering?
Li Chengqian slapped his thigh and suddenly understood the master's prompt!
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