Chapter 280: Fan Tang San’s big beep pocket! Love God Huo Yuhao is so excited!
Lift your skull?
Meng Yiran's expression changed slightly!
Although she looked down on Tang San's character, the Xuantian Treasure Record he held was indeed a treasure.
Then here comes the problem.
Can the Eight Spider Spears explode Tang San in one blow?
If possible, the things in Tang San's hands were just decorations.
If not
My head is about to explode!
Just hesitating.
First Hong opened his mouth and said——
"This is not a props competition, put away your spider legs and claws."
As soon as these words came out.
Meng Yiran and Tang San both secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
——If you really go ahead with this, one of you will be shot in the head today.
Even if the first Hong can be resurrected.
But what's the price?
No one wants to be the unlucky guy.
["Angel Qian Renxue": What's going on with the anchor? I still want to see Tang San get his head shot. 】
["Nine Colors Ning Rongrong": How boring is it to take one move in seconds? 】
["Fire God Ma Hongjun": Compared to Tang San who was resurrected by a headshot, I would rather see him stand up and get slapped in the face. That would definitely be exciting! 】
["Love God Huo Yuhao": I'm a little excited when I say that. I want to go to God King Tang San to try this game! 】
["Angel Qian Renxue": This is a good idea, but I suggest you try it again after a period of time. 】
["Sky God Zhu Zhuqing": Indeed, I want to see it! 】
["Supreme Bibi Dong": Take it easy, the supreme divine power is your trump card after all. If it triggers an encirclement and suppression by the five god kings, we will be beyond our reach. 】
["Destruction God King 002": No problem, come to me through the portal, just in time to help teach the little dragon god. 】
["God King of Destruction 001": Forget about teaching, life is enough. 】
["Life God King 002": The little guy is in the rebellious stage recently, and he will spray a few mouthfuls of dragon's breath when anyone comes, so you'd better not cause trouble. 】
["Ice God Wang Qiu'er": That's right. I was thinking that since I have some free time recently, I could go over and help take care of it. As an auspicious beast, I am very good at dealing with the emotions of soul beasts! 】
["Life God King 002": Although the little guy was born from an egg, he is in human form, and the spirit beast method will not work. 】
["Ice God Wang Qiu'er": That's a pity. 】
The topic ends here.
[God King of Destruction 002] realized that he had said something wrong and decisively chose to turn off the microphone.
Attention returned to First Hong.
The two people who put away all their "props" faced each other with serious expressions.
Just listen to Tang San solemnly say: "I'll count to zero, shall we go out together?"
"Hurry up, you are grinding like a bitch." Meng Yiran urged.
Tang San's expression remained unchanged, as if he was used to it.
But.
[Tang San: All living beings are troubled, and troubles are all suffering]
[Meng Yiran: Laughing to death! What is the difference between meditating on this now and saying that you have the way to die? 】
[Tang San: I was born out of nothing. The first time I was born, you’ve had enough! ! ! 】
Tang San couldn't stand it either, and glanced at the First Hong faintly.
Direct countdown: "3, 2, 1, 0!"
The two of them moved like thunder, waving their right hands quickly——
Tang:
Meng:●
"Very good, I win!" Meng Yiran moved his hands and said, "I'll try to slap you to death!"
Tang San took back his hand.
Silently recite the Pure Heart Mantra and use the Xuantian Kung Fu to gather the soul power on the face.
Meng Yiran was not in a hurry.
The soul power accumulated in his right palm turned green, making Tang San's face turn green too! "No! Can this be poisoned?"
"Why not?" Meng Yiran asked back: "This is not the poison of the Eight Spider Spears. I practiced with Yan'er and integrated the snake venom of my martial soul into my soul power. Don't worry, Yan'er's jade phosphorus snake venom will not be seen in the blood. Closing the throat just gives you a numbing effect, making it less painful.”
Tang San looked suspicious.
How can you be so kind?
[Meng Yiran: It means that the whole body is paralyzed, so even if you survive the first slap, it will be difficult for you to exert strength. 】
[Tang San: There is indeed a conspiracy! It is really difficult to raise only women and villains! 】
Meng Yiran sneered.
He grabbed Tang San's collar with his left hand, so that he could exert more force.
The glowing green right hand rounded out and slapped Tang San hard on the face.
"Pa——"
After a long explosion, Tang San sat on the ground with his head buzzing.
Too cruel!
Although Meng Yiran's soul power and body were both suppressed to the same level as Tang San.
But the quality of soul power cannot be diluted!
But soon the snake venom took effect, the pain on his face subsided, but the control of his body also became stiff.
Tang San quickly used his strength to try to force the snake venom out of his body.
"Brother Hong." Meng Yiran said with a smile, "Does this count as delaying time? If it takes three days and three nights, should we just wait here?"
"That's the truth." First Hong nodded and said: "Then limit the preparation to three minutes. If it is too late, you will give up."
"Okay!" Meng Yiran said happily: "Tang San, let me count down for you, 180, 179"
Although he knew clearly that Meng Yiran was creating a sense of oppression, Tang San was helpless.
He could only give up on forcing out the snake's venom and instead seal it nearby.
This step alone takes two and a half minutes.
But he soon discovered the benefit. His face was completely numb and he lost consciousness. He wouldn't be afraid of the pain again when he got a big bee bag later.
"Wow! It's so green!" Meng Yiran pretended to be exaggerated: "Are you an onion spirit? Or was your home robbed?"
The green-faced Tang San turned a deaf ear, raised his right hand high to condense the jade color, used the black jade hand to increase the hardness of the palm, and then used the technique of throwing hidden weapons to explode instantly!
"Boom--"
The sonic boom and the slap were almost the same sound, which showed how fast and cruel Tang San's slap was.
Meng Yiran's weight was worse than Tang San's, and his power-generating skills were far behind.
After being slapped, he spun around in circles several times and was forced to release the Eight Spider Spears. He only managed to stabilize his body with eight spider legs plus two legs.
The left side of her face was swollen, and her originally pretty appearance fell below the passing mark.
Very funny.
But no matter what, she finally resisted.
Meng Yiran bared his teeth dangerously and grabbed Tang San's collar with his left hand.
Tang San faced it calmly, being paralyzed by snake venom and unable to feel it at all.
Um?
Where is my snake venom?
How did you regain consciousness?
Dry!
This little bitch detoxified him
"Pa——"
Tang San was slapped to the ground again, his head buzzing even louder.
He was not prepared just now, and he felt like his brainstem was almost being slapped out!
And the snake venom is on his face again!
His movement slowed down for two and a half minutes again, and Tang San slapped Meng Yiran's other side until it became swollen all night long!
The two of them were fighting from left to right, neither of them willing to give in.
——It depends on whose life is tougher!
The first thing I saw was that I was happy!
No wonder there are "slapping contests" held in foreign countries, and they become more and more lively every time.
This pure aesthetic of violence is indeed very liberating.
Hmm.
The premise is that if you don't stand on top, then you will be entertained by others.
["Love God Huo Yuhao": I don't know when I will be able to slap the little guy so confidently and boldly. 】
(End of chapter)