Chapter 214 is mainly a kind of shit smell and light shit smell, which goes straight to the roof of the mouth...
Wei Yanbo was drinking cornstarch. When he heard this, he almost spat out a mouthful of cornstarch.
He looked at the hairy crabs full of crab roe and crab paste on the plate, and the words "prepared shit" filled his mind.
Wei Yanbo looked at Jiang Nanxi displeased and said, "Can you please stop talking about this kind of topic while we are eating? It's really uncivilized and disgusting!"
Jiang Nanxi: "What's going on? Aren't you going to poop?"
Cheng George was also angry when he heard this, "Jiang Nanxi, are you finished? We are eating, and you say such things! Are you deliberately disgusting!"
Jiang Nanxi: "What's the matter? You don't poop either?"
Cheng George: "..."
Wei Yanbo: "..."
Can you please not mention shit? !
Eating!
Jiang Nanxi saw that the faces of the two people looked like they were constipated, and she said shyly, "Teacher Liu, do you know what the main smell is on people?"
Liu Qingyan said "Oh~" very cooperatively, and then asked, "What does it smell like?"
Jiang Nanxi glanced at the others and said, "Well...it's mainly a smell of shit and a light smell of shit. I really recommend some girls to store some good shit in their stomachs, so that when they eat, this scent It will go straight to the roof of the mouth, and may even reach the Tianling Cap.”
Liu Qingyan looked at the others and asked, "Did you stock up before eating? Is there any taste that reaches the roof of your mouth?"
Director: "..."
Others: "..."
Cheng George chewed half of the king crab legs in his hand, lost his appetite and put it down with a bang.
He said to the director with an ugly face, "Director, can you tell them to get out? They are disturbing their appetite here! Besides, they are not qualified to eat, and they should not be in the box in the first place!"
The director's face was ugly and he had lost his appetite. But when he was about to speak, Jiang Nanxi suddenly held his stomach and screamed.
"Oops, my stomach hurts so much. I really want to poop. I have to go to the bathroom!"
The director saw Jiang Nanxi holding his stomach and running towards the door. He couldn't help but said, "If you want to go to the bathroom, just go. Can you not say it so bluntly? Everyone is still eating, and you have made them lose their appetite." ! ”
Jiang Nanxi looked at them apologetically and said sincerely, "Okay, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said it so bluntly. I'll go to the toilet first and make a chocolate milkshake. You guys can eat it slowly."
Jiang Nanxi ran out of the box in a swish, and then a waiter came in with a drink.
The waiter said to them, "Six chocolate milkshakes are ready. Which six guests are they for?"
Director:_
Others:_
Did she do it on purpose?
Did she do it on purpose? !
No one answered the waiter's words, so the waiter put the six chocolate milkshakes on the table and left, leaving them to distribute among themselves.
There were photographers in the box broadcasting the live broadcast, and the audience also watched the scene.
[Help hahahahahaha, what the hell is prefabricated shit! Why don't you let Jiang Nanxi eat? It's okay now. No one can even think about having a good meal! 】
[Chocolate milkshake hahahaha, director, why don’t you drink it? Is it because I don’t like chocolate? 】
The director, observers and guests all had pale faces and lost their appetites, and the audience was enjoying the fun.
After a long time, Jiang Nanxi still hadn't come back. When everyone finally calmed down and forgot about lying down, Jiang Nanxi's voice suddenly came from the door again.
"Director!"
Jiang Nanxi shouted in panic, "Director! I shit my pants, what should I do! Think of a way!"
"Huh?" The director looked at the door with a horrified look on his face, and then saw Jiang Nanxi kicking the door open and coming in.
Jiang Nanxi rushed in and shouted, "Director, director, help me, not only did I pull my pants on, I accidentally got them on my jacket! What should I do? I'm so embarrassed!"
When the director saw the brown viscous liquid on her clothes, he was so frightened that he roared crazily, "Jiang Nanxi, don't come over!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Oh, it's so embarrassing, so embarrassing. It's all on my clothes. I have no shame as a human being!"
Director: "Don't come over!!!"
Jiang Nanxi: "Ahhh!"
Director: "Ah ah ah, what's that sticky thing on your hands? Get out of here! Stay away from me!"
Jiang Nanxi: "After I finished pulling, I felt something was stuck on my clothes, so I touched it. Director, please help me take a look."
Director: "Ahhhhhh!"
Jiang Nanxi shouted and rushed towards the director, forcing the director to jump up from his seat and run towards the door.
Seeing the director running away, Jiang Nanxi looked at the other people at the table and continued shouting.
"Ah ah ah, what should I do!"
She suddenly smeared Wei Yanbo's face, then took off his coat stained with brown viscous liquid, and threw it directly on Cheng George not far away.
"Jiang Nanxi, what are you doing? Do you dare to throw shit at me?! Are you crazy about riding a horse?"
"Ah——! So disgusting!"
"Where is the bathroom? I'm going to vomit!"
Everyone at the scene saw Jiang Nanxi groping around on the table with his dirty hands. They were so frightened that they all jumped up and fled out of the box one by one as if they were running for their lives.
Everyone ran away, only Li Chu and Liu Qingyan were still in their seats. Liu Qingyan handed Jiang Nanxi a pack of wet wipes.
"Hurry and wipe the chocolate sauce on your hands and pack your things. Wait until they react and they will be back soon."
Li Chu suddenly realized when he heard this, "So you asked me for chocolate to make this, and I said why it tastes different and smells different. Those people are so stupid!"
In fact, the main reason was that Jiang Nanxi didn't wipe his dirty hands on her body. Others were so disgusted that they lost their judgment when they saw Jiang Nanxi wiping his dirty hands on her body.
However, when those people ran to the bathroom to clean up their belongings, they realized it was chocolate sauce.
But Jiang Nanxi put a lot of smear on their clothes, and it would take some time to clean them up.
When everyone came back after cleaning up, they found that all the dishes in the box were gone and had been packed away!
George Cheng’s face was distorted with anger.
"Jiang Nanxi, this crazy woman, it seems that she deliberately went crazy to lure us away, and then took the opportunity to pack food!"
The director was also speechless for a while, and in the end he could only order another table of food for these guests.
On the other side of Jiangnan River.
She came out of the restaurant with several packages of packaged vegetables in her hands, and then she saw a luxury car parked at the door.
Song Wanwan was not in the restaurant just now, but was sitting in this luxury car. There was a young and handsome man sitting in the driver's seat of the luxury car.
The two of them were talking about love to each other in the car, and hugged each other intimately.
Jiang Nanxi blinked, and a stream of spiritual power popped out of his hand and landed on the young man's face.
In the car, Song Wanwan was getting ready to kiss her handsome golden puppy.
As a result, as soon as he got close to the other party, he suddenly saw his facial features falling off his face!
"Ah!!!"
Screams of terror echoed through the night.
Some babies asked when the update will be released. The update will have to wait for the results of the essay competition, which will be released on the 25th.
If I win, I will post an update on the 26th. Now I pray every day to win, otherwise I won’t have the motivation to post an update to annoy QAQ