"Thank you, Military Advisor, thank you, Mr. Shui."
The girl finally left.
Next one.
Ding~
“Hello, military advisor!”
It's a girl.
Lin Feng: "Hello, do you have any questions?"
Girl: "I am 26 and have been divorced for 3 years because he cheated.
I am alone now , I don’t know if I should find one, because I am afraid that I will get hurt.”
Lin Feng: “Don’t make assumptions, when you really meet, you will be together naturally.”
Girl: "Then how can I quickly judge whether a boy is sincere to me?
Lin Feng: "You have already been through a fucking marriage, and you still judge quickly, suffered a loss once, and haven't grown up yet. Brain? "
Uh...
Girl: "Okay, now I still have a deposit of 1 million in the bank, which is about more than 8,000 in income every month.
In addition, I cooperate with my friends, and then I get 10,000 yuan a month,
Moreover, I also bought a house in Pingfu, which cost more than one million yuan. "
Stop!
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard: "Sister, what on earth are you going to ask me? "
Girl: "Because my parents are farmers and they are very honest. They have saved money all their lives."
But my sister will use their money to subsidize her own family, because her husband is a very unmotivated person,
Lin Feng frowned: "Your parents are normally willing to give it, so it has nothing to do with you. Just take care of yourself."
Girl: "Then if my parents need money, I will ask my sister to give it. Still talking about myself. ."
Stop!
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard and interrupted: "I really can't listen anymore, sister.
Let me ask you a question,
If you can't get money from me today, will you be beaten in northern Myanmar? ”
Dududu~
Hang up the microphone,
The girl ran away!
At this time, there was confusion and question marks on the public screen. .
? ? ?
? ? ?
. . . . .
In the live broadcast room,
Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette and said: "Are you still confused, brothers?
I encountered a fishing scam!
Even the Mai account is not anonymous. When I first came up, I said that I still had more than 1 million left there,
and then 8,000 per month.
There is also a house worth more than 100 yuan.
Divorced and single, she longs for love, wants to get married quickly, and is still a rich woman.
Damn it,
you’ve finished all the character design.
There is also a younger sister who is not sensible.
Both parents are farmers, they are honest and have money saved all their lives.
I asked some mentally retarded questions again.
It makes you look stupid, easy to be deceived, and easy to give.
Rich woman, single, wants to get married quickly, she is also silly and sweet and easy to deceive.
Although every word you say is a trap.
But sister,
Who am I?
What do I do?
I have eight hundred fucking tricks in my body. You can deceive others, can you deceive me? "
...
On the barrage.
"Ah! ! Not to mention, I really didn’t think in the direction of a liar (horror). ”
"Really, I didn't even understand it. Why did I lie to you? After listening to it all, I feel that this anchor is so awesome."
"It's so awesome. I admire this anchor so much (strong)."< br>
“Oh my god, I’m getting goosebumps.”
"If you can't get money from me today, will you be beaten in northern Myanmar... Ahhhhh he is so handsome, I love him so much!!"
“But don’t you think this anchor is scarier than a female liar?”
"Because he has 800 tricks (dog heads) all over his body."
Hahahahahaha.
"Really, this is the first time in my life that I have heard myself praised so much, hahahaha."
. . . .
Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard and said: "But I still want to give my brothers a heads up,
In the context of the current Internet era,
most of what you see are scripts and characters. If you are doubting something,
or the authenticity of a video At that time,
90% probability it is fake.
Don’t be too self-righteous, thinking that you are very smart and can’t deceive you.
Let me tell you,
You haven’t been deceived yet, just because you lack a scam tailor-made for you.
For example, you are shopping in the mall, and suddenly a cute little girl stops you.
She looks at you pitifully, stretches out her hand to show you the little red flower she got in kindergarten,
You praised her a few times, but to your surprise, the little girl grabbed your clothes and said that the teacher had assigned homework, so she gave the little red flower to her mother and took a group photo.
But she doesn’t have a mother. You feel heartbroken when you see how well-behaved and sensible she is.
You quickly agreed and took an intimate photo with her.
After the little girl thanks you, you look at her back and feel that you have done a great thing.
You were walking on the road within two days when you were suddenly stopped by several people, saying that you were their daughter-in-law, who ran away from home and did not want a daughter, so they forced you to take you home.
When you came to your senses and shouted for help, telling passers-by that you didn’t know them, they took out a photo of you and the little girl the next second.
And the little girl suddenly appeared, hugging your legs, crying and calling your mother.
Seeing this, passers-by who originally wanted to seek justice left one after another.
Then you were stupid, you were taken away and disappeared from sight. . . "
...
On the barrage.
“When I was young, I was afraid of being abducted by human traffickers, and when I grew up, I was afraid of being abducted by children (grin).”
“Human traffickers have given birth to children (dog heads).”
“Shrimps and pig hearts, all human traffickers have given birth to babies. Kid, I’m still single (crying to death) “
Hahahaha.
No,
Don't you think it's scary?
It’s so scary.
"What a horror, the little girl met a human trafficker and the whole play ended (raised eyebrows)."
"Professional counterpart (sunglasses)."
"This moment formed Closed loop (so touching) ”
Poof~
Hahahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Now go back to the day you met the little girl.
In such a big shopping mall, a child can find you accurately, speak proficiently, and there is no adult around to look after you. ,
Don't you really have any doubts?
Brothers,
In this era of information explosion,
Internet fraud can be said to have fully grasped human nature.
Take me for example, I said I have 800 tricks in my body, that’s because ordinary scams really can’t fool me,
And just now you saw that I quickly saw through a scam that many of you were unaware of.
But let me tell you,
if I am ever targeted,
they can always come up with the 801st plan.
Really brothers,
No exaggeration at all.
Do you know how far the tricks of scammers have developed now?
Scammers will specially invite psychology experts to study deception, how to overcome the weaknesses of human nature,
how to deceive people, their professional speaking skills can be said to be meticulous to the point of punctuation,
For example, if I want to deceive a stranger, I would start by making friends. They will have the first stage of speaking skills.
The second is the art of speaking during the ambiguous stage,
The third is the art of speaking after a sweet relationship develops. "
...
On the barrage.
Little girl: I have no mother.
Me: I do (smile)
“Summary: As long as I’m mean and mean enough, I won’t be kidnapped.”
Hahahaha.
"Don't laugh. I was a plumber and electricity apprentice the year before last. An old woman entered the elevator. She asked me for directions. I told her, but I didn't know that what she was holding was a fainting pill. Although He didn’t cover my mouth, but I felt dizzy when I got off the elevator.”
Oh my god,
So scary!
"I met a little girl begging. I called the police. As soon as I called the police, a woman rushed out and took the child away."
Ah,
this. .
“Put it aside whether you want to lie or not, let’s talk about the third stage in detail, I want to hear it (sunglasses).”
"It seems that the real secret of love depends on the electronic fraud group (Wangchai)."
Fuck you,
Hahahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette, pointed at Gongping and said: "You guys, just laugh,
The day you don't have any pants left after being deceived, you won't be happy anymore.
Really don’t think that you are so smart that you can spot all lies.
Let me tell you,
The highest level of a liar is that he will not lie when he is deceiving others.
Do you know what a montage lie is?
That is, every sentence I say is true, but by reversing the order, changing the language expression, and combining the true fragments, it becomes a 'real' lie.
For example: She broke up with me and was with someone else, and I beat her.
The actual truth is: I beat her, so she broke up with me and was with someone else.
If you take it apart, every sentence is a fact, but if you think about the logic, you will find that it is terrifying if you think about it carefully.
They use facts to weave a false lie in a way that avoids important matters and minimizes important matters.
Don't talk about you guys,
I can't see through it many times.
It’s like these guys in the room, every one of them said they were wronged, cheated on, or cheated on.
Perhaps these things really happened, but did they avoid the important and ignore the trivial, or reverse the order?
Maybe they even believed what they said.
As an outsider, how can you tell the truth from the false? "
...
On the barrage.
"What the anchor said is really good. I have always felt that the highest level of a liar is to deceive oneself. ”
“Because only by deceiving yourself first can you be particularly sincere, special and convincing when you deceive others. ”
"A montage lie is to change one's position from a 'person in the game' to a 'spectator'."
"It's like: I saw the murder process, but I didn't see the murderer's face clearly.< br>
Fact: I am the murderer. ”
Goosebumps arose.
Holy shit, I was scared instantly!
"There is really no way to guard against liars of this level. Whoever they deceive will die. I can only admit that I am unlucky (grin)."
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "No matter what social class, male or female, old or young, or educational level, it doesn't matter,
Because humans have weaknesses.
Me too. So. Don't think you won't be deceived, it's just that the script that suits you hasn't appeared.
Never believe that pie will fall from the sky!
Don’t believe it!
Don’t be greedy!
Don’t be impulsive! ”
Okay,
Next one.
Ding~
"Hello, military advisor!"
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Come on, buddy, tell me your troubles."
Boy: "My trouble now is that I don't know what to do every day."
Lin Feng: "What's up, buddy, make money Enough, no desire Please?"
Boy: "That's not true, but I did make a lot of money doing side jobs in the past few years, but now I don't know what to do every day, and I can't do it properly."
< br>Lin Feng smiled.
"What's going on today, are there so many scammers?"
The boy hurriedly said: "No, I'm not a military advisor, I won't do it now."
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard and said, "Then this matter It’s easy to solve. Since you stopped doing it and you have nothing to do now,
Brother, if you do this,
come to Douyin to start a live broadcast.”
? ? ?
The boy was confused.
“No, what should I broadcast if I start a live broadcast?”
Lin Feng slapped the table: “Anti-fraud, buddy, anyway, you have a good reputation here, and you’ve got all the fucking peers. ”
Uh. . .
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
Military Advisor: Let’s start a live broadcast, buddy.
Man: What am I broadcasting?
Strategy: Anti-fraud!
“Hahahaha, you’re doing anti-fraud in a weird way. Oh my God, I’m laughing so hard.”
“I’ve hit all my fucking colleagues, hahaha (face covering).”
“ Colleague: Thank you (grin).”
“Hahahaha, I’m so full that I smashed the pots and bowls (laughing)”
I can think of all this.
"It has to be you, Principal Lin (Goutou), who has low moral character."
Hahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Really, buddy, I'm not kidding you,
For example,
I used to be a fraudster, but now that I’m back from Southeast Asia, I have nothing else to do,
Then I can start a live broadcast online and put an anti-fraud propaganda sign behind it,
< br>When you see someone coming in, you carry out anti-fraud propaganda.
Because I am familiar with the routines here.
What is the operation of capital disk?
I have a clear mind.
And anyway, you didn’t treat me well before.
Now that I’ve made money, I have nothing to do, so I’ll kill you all. ”
Uh...
...
On the barrage.
“I used to engage in fraud, but now I’m back from Southeast Asia, hahahahaha.”
“You guys were not funny to me before, hahahaha.”
“ Military Advisor: Have you ever heard of Zhou Chu getting rid of the three evils (dog head)?"
Hahahaha.
"I'm familiar with Southeast Asia (sunglasses)."
"In 1974, I won the championship in kickboxing for the first time in Southeast Asia. In 1980, I defeated the Japanese heavy gunner Thunder Dragon. Then for three consecutive years, I defeated all Japanese karate masters. , won the All-Japan Free Fighting Championship, nicknamed: Devil Muscular Man (Dog Head)"
"What a coincidence, I also did it in 1974. The first time I fought in kickboxing in Southeast Asia, I failed to win the championship and was beaten into a disabled person.
In 1980, I won two consecutive freeboxing competitions and was beaten in the ICU for three consecutive years. The highest occupancy record, nicknamed: Devil Disabled (Wangchai)"
"It has greatly promoted the economic development of the hospital."
You are invincible!
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "Then if I want to change my career now, what should I do?"
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard: "Didn't I tell you?
That's the normal routine.
You first identify your peers, so that you can completely separate them from the past.
Everyone has done wrong things, done evil things, and done things that are borderline and illegal.
Then I point you at this time. Don’t say that I don’t talk about the world. moral.
Because when you are in this business, you have to be clear that what you are doing is illegal, and it is inevitable that you will be criticized.
Since you have to order it sooner or later.
Now that I have made money, I have changed my mind, and I will tell the people the inside story of these industries.
Then I use a positive and glorious image, and I start bringing goods, or I start doing some formal business.
Although the profit is a little less, it doesn’t matter.
I just want to do things normally.
How do you say that?
I had no choice before, but now I want to be a good person. "
Uh...
Lin Feng: "The ancients said that a gentleman starts from a villain, and nothing matters before survival.
Zhang Zuolin also said that when he was a bandit, he would steal if he could and rob if he could. Later he would become a regular army. Are there still bandits in the three eastern provinces?
Listen to my buddy,
Don’t be afraid,
click on them! ”
Boys:...
...
On the barrage.
“I had no choice before, but now I want to be a good person (dog head).”
“Judge: Guess whether I will answer or not (smile).”
"After listening to what the elder brother said, I got involved hahaha.
"Really, I suspect that the anchor is deceiving them into surrendering (laughing). ”
"There is no doubt that the military strategist is to let them disintegrate internally first, and then break (sunglasses) one by one."
"It's the big brother's brain that works best."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "Forget it, I'd better ask a family question,
When I go home now, I always feel like I can't stay with my wife anymore, and I want to go out as soon as I get home. What should I do about this problem? "
Lin Feng: "Damn it, I've made money by doing side jobs, but now I don't like my old wife anymore, so what if I go out and let that fool go?" "
Uh...
Boy: "If I don't hang around, I just go out and be alone. I rent a house outside, and I often stay there alone. Go for what. ”
Stay alone?
Lin Feng smiled: "Are you so fucking extraordinary that you have no desires or desires? Just tell me if you have brought any other girls home?"
Boy: "No."
Lin Feng : "It's okay, okay, you swear, You said that if I cheat on my wife outside, I will be physically incompetent for the rest of my life.
Swear,
In my live broadcast room, hundreds of thousands of people are watching, and I will do it for you. Witness.
Come on,
swear. "
Boy: "Uh. . . I just said I didn't bring it inside the house, but I did go outside and play occasionally. "
Lin Feng was speechless: "Then what the hell are you pretending to do?
Why don't you just admit it directly? You still have to blow me up.
However, this aspect also illustrates one thing.
Sometimes, when the law cannot regulate a person, metaphysics still has to be relied upon.
Look, I wouldn’t dare if I asked you to swear. "
...
On the barrage.
"As soon as it exploded, there were still people outside, hahahaha."
"To put it bluntly, it won't work if you ask me to swear (dog head)."
"Strategic Advisor: This is the power of metaphysics (sunglasses) .”
Hahahaha.
"It's so funny. The military advisor has seen so clearly. Is there any girl going home? No, you swear, even if the lower body is not good, there is still someone who can go out. You are so good at it."
"Let the oath be over. It seems that he really cares about that (face covering).
"This is called effective communication. Telling someone who likes to cross their legs is extremely easy to cause scoliosis. If you don't listen, tell His surgery fee was 200,000, which he immediately put down. "
Absolute!
...
Lin Feng: "I've told you, I have 800 tricks in my body,
>
I think you are like a mirror,
Since you are here to connect with me, why do you have to pretend to be here?
You said you are not interested in seeing your wife and just like to be alone.
If you were really a womanizer and not greedy, why would you take the risk of having a gray child?
Being a gray product means having desires, and they are much bigger than the average person.
Let's be honest,
I don't even fear the law in order to make money. I just want to make money. How can a person like you be so cruel?
What kind of memorial arch are you and I setting up here?
In the final analysis, he just likes to mess around outside, and he pretends to be cool when he is rich. ”
...
On the barrage.
I knock!
"You have already had a gray child, how could you have no desire... Big brother is so sharp!!"
"It is even more impossible to quit pornography if you have money. Otherwise, what kind of fraud would he do?"
“I want to play tricks with my eldest brother, but I’m still young (laughing).”
“This anchor has such strong logical thinking ability.”
“It’s ridiculously strong, I feel like he can solve anything.”
“Really, many times I thought he was telling jokes. Only when I heard it did I realize the bloody truth (grin) "
Horror! (End of this chapter)