Chapter 744 Drinking Competition
Facing the eager and sincere gazes of the two people in front of him, Balian only felt that his IQ was being crushed without sincerity.
Do you really think that he is a little zombie demon who has just been born and doesn’t understand anything?
Who doesn’t know that two hundred years ago, your two daughters fought for a man, which was cruel and inhumane? It was called a bloody storm.
Returning to prosperity? Still prosperous?
Just that one handle to cut off the emotions and one handle to stop the cold is enough to make most men in the world drink a pot of it.
Bailian had a huge headache: "Seniors, please calm down. Are you kidding me?"
No father would rush to send his daughter out to follow her. People get married,.
What's more, they have only met twice, right?
Are all the leaders in this world so big-hearted?
Is it because I am worried that my daughter will not be able to get married, or because there are no men in the world? The eighth day of the lunar month next month has been set for a good day, and I have a clear intention to let the three of them work together to accomplish the good thing...
Baili An's words made the two elders calm down temporarily, and they seemed to feel that they had been too abrupt and impulsive just now.
I saw Su Guanhai and Yin Dufeng put away the fiery covetous light in their eyes. They turned around and discussed in a low voice.
"That's right, you have to calm down. If you accidentally make the same mistake as before, it will be really bad."
"That is, when that kid died, my family My daughter was so sad that she went crazy for two hundred years. , if this is not handled properly and this guy dies accidentally, my daughter may never be able to get out of this life. I don’t care about other conditions, as long as this guy can live and breathe to make my daughter happy. Okay.”
"Brother Dufeng, how come it's such a coincidence that two hundred years have passed and they both fall in love with the same person again. My heart can't bear their torture anymore."
"Isn't it true that those two girls probably had some bad fate in the past life? I understand it clearly, but I can't let the two girls fight to the death again.
The two of them are Tie Shu Although it is a good thing to have a rare heartbeat when it blooms, it is too costly for a man and no one can bear it.
I see you like this, so let’s just take a step back, Heiwazi one, three, five, my daughter, two, four, six. Everyone is busy with their own business, no one interferes with anyone else, everything is fine."
"This..." Su Guanhai's tone was hesitant, not because he was afraid of wronging his daughter, but because he was really worried that Bai Lian would be ravaged.
He slowly turned his eyes, glanced at Bai Lian silently, and then continued to turn back and said to Yin Dufeng with certainty: "It's not bad. I think this little brother is energetic and durable."
Yin Dufeng said in a rough voice: "Isn't it Nai Zao? After eating the evil corpse's evil spirit, he was hit again. The Xuanshui Formation is still alive and kicking, so he must not be a short-lived ghost! He is very tenacious!”
The short-lived ghost Bailian who just turned 16 and lay down peacefully: "..."
You two elders choose a son-in-law for your feelings. You don't care about anything else. It depends on his ability to live a long life, right?
It really doesn’t feel like choosing a son-in-law, but choosing a thousand-year-old bastard with flattering eyes and a harmonious heart.
Balian couldn't understand more and more what these two people wanted to do when they came to the door.
Seeing that the two elders over there were already discussing how much money they should share with each other on the day of marriage, Balian realized that the two of them were not joking at all.
He was horrified in his heart, and quickly interrupted: "How lucky I am to receive so much love from my two seniors, but I already have a wife at home, so I'm afraid I will live up to the kindness of my seniors."
< br>"What?!" Yin Dufeng's eyes widened, and he suddenly became angry: "You already have a wife, why did you come to provoke my daughter?"
Who provoked your daughter? .
"Um... I am just friends with Miss Yin, and I have nothing to do with him." Balian explained bravely.
Su Guanhai is virtuous, magnanimous and tolerant. He is truly a good gentleman in the Tao. He smiled and said:
"It doesn't matter, Brother Dufeng, after all, Jing'er and niece Bai Shuang are going to be together. We started together, No matter what, it is difficult to have two people for the rest of your life, so what difference does it make if you have one more person or two more people? "
Is it possible that your daughter has some grudge against you as her father? Pushing into the fire pit like this.
Bailian really doesn’t know where to complain.
What's even more frightening is that Palace Master Yin was obviously very pleased with what he said. He actually thought it was very reasonable and started not to care about whether Balian had a wife or not.
Bailian straightened his back immediately and said seriously: "To be honest, I not only married a wife, I also gave birth to children, and I also took concubines."
Su Guanhai finally Yaran opened her mouth wide, looked at Balian with a look that was full of hatred, and said: "You are so young and have such a talent, how come you got married so early and started a family so early?"
Bailian said seriously: "I just look young, otherwise do you two really think that at my age I can have the cultivation level to overcome the tribulation realm today?"
Two Everyone was stunned, and then they realized that although he looked young and his bone age was no more than twenty years old, his cultivation level was truly unmatched by anyone in the world.
Su Guanhai was proficient in the spiritual eye method and believed that he would never make mistakes when observing people's bone age. He asked suspiciously: "I don't know if my little brother is noble today?" He is nine hundred and eighty-seven years old this year. "
Nine hundred and eighty-seven...
My dear, after all, I am actually older than their father-in-law. Still getting old.
Yin Dufeng couldn't hold back his bad temper: "You are nine hundred and eighty-seven years old, and you still shout like a senior. It's really interesting! Why are you pretending to be young!"< br>
Su Guanhai was deep in thought. He looked at Bai Lian inscrutably, sighed pretentiously, and said: "In this world, any good man doesn't have three wives and four concubines, and it's not a problem to be older.
It is said that even the Immortal Lord When Zhu Zhan was 70,000 years old, he fell in love with a young princess from the Beitian Lixi clan who had just come of age. The two also got married and were adopted as the Heavenly Concubine, which was also envied and praised by everyone."
< br>This old guy has made up his mind to blackmail him, right?
Bailian was furious, but she still managed to maintain a smile and a polite expression on her face: "Marriage is such a big deal, how can it be trivial."
"Of course." Su Guanhai rolled his sleeves and smiled, the leader of the right path. His magnanimity was extraordinary: "If brother didn't have this intention, Mr. Su wouldn't be able to do that forced and rude thing."
He smiled apologetically at Balian, and his smile was quite sincere and painful: "As a father, I always want to have someone who can promise my son a lifelong love, protect her, and comfort her.
I Jing'er's heart has been cold and silent for more than two hundred years. At the Xianling City night banquet, I was very surprised to see her eating at the same table with others, so I said something inappropriate, and I hope you can forgive me."
"Su bastard... "Yin Dufeng couldn't help but become anxious when he saw him giving up suddenly.
Su Guanhai smiled back at him.
Looking at this old fox-like expression, Yin Dufeng instantly understood the true meaning hidden in it due to the tacit understanding that had been honed over hundreds of years.
He also pretended to sigh lowly and said: "It seems that we are destined to have a husband-in-law, that's all. Meeting by chance is always love. If you and I can't be attentive, then we can just be fair-weather friends for a while." Come on, come on, Su Gangqiu pours the wine, we won’t go home until we get drunk tonight!”
Su Guanhai quickly unpacked the three jars of wine, pushed one jar to Bailian, and then snapped his fingers and asked the waiter to order twenty more! The most powerful burning knife in Tan shop.
Bailian's lotus-like heart couldn't tell what these two were planning.
This is obviously a bad idea to get him drunk and trick him into writing some evidence, right? Under the push and coaxing of the two people, a jar of bamboo leaves and greens was poured into Bailian's stomach.
Bailian has always been a bad drinker, but this mere ordinary wine is not the Sanqing wine that is abundant in Kunlun.
The corpse demon's body does not accept grain.
In addition to the cold wine in his stomach tonight, which made his stomach feel bloated and uncomfortable, Balian was afraid that he really couldn't get drunk.
He simply complied with their wishes and pretended to join the game. It just so happened that he also had something to ask these two.
The table of pastries was not touched at all, and the three of them drank a jar of bamboo leaves and greens and burned five jars of knives.
Su Guanhai and Yin Dufeng both looked slightly tipsy, and Bai Lian deliberately pretended to be on the verge of collapse, waving his hands with a bitter look on his face to indicate that he could no longer drink.
Sure enough, under the leadership of that old fox Su Guanhai, the two of them tore their sleeves to get their pens, and with a swipe of skill, two marriage letters were freshly released.
Yin Dufeng had a shy old face, and shamelessly held up the wedding certificate and ink, and said with a smile: "I have been drinking for so long, and I still don't know your name?"
Balian shook his head and said word by word: "Si Chen."
Yin Dufeng pretended that he couldn't hear clearly, and turned his ears and said: "Oh, brother, you are so drunk that your tongue is big. I can't hear a word of what you are saying clearly. , why don’t you write it down for me to take a look at?”
Bailian didn't move, looking at Yin Dufeng with squinted eyes and a half-smile.
Yin Dufeng: "..." Well, this little fox still didn't drink enough.
The remaining fifteen jars of burning knives were once again divided among the three of them under Yin Dufeng’s shouts.
Three rounds of wine fighting passed, and more and more wine jars were piled under the table.
In the second half of the night, Su Guanhai finally couldn't hold it back any longer. He burped and spit out a mouthful of drunkenness. The flush on his face was like a steamed red crab.
As for Yin Dufeng, his shadow has long since disappeared from the table.
In the second round, he had already fallen to the table to see Duke Zhou.
The color in Bailian's eyes became clearer and clearer. He held his chin with one hand and continued to pour wine for Sect Master Su with a half-smiling look.
Finally, this historical hero of nearly a century could no longer hold the glass of wine.
With the drink splashing everywhere, his clothes and cuffs were completely soaked.
Because of the drunkenness, the human skin mask on his face began to swell and deform, and it no longer looked elegant and steady.
He slumped back to his seat, his arms hanging weakly under the armrests of the seat. He was completely drunk and had no idea where he was, and he was mumbling in detail.
At this moment, the inn has been closed, and there is no one around. Only the warm lamps and candles are shining, and the crackling sound of firewood can be heard from time to time under the Kang table in the four corners.
Bailian threw the wine glass in his hand, stood up and walked around the table, came to Su Guanhai, pushed him gently and said, "Senior?"
Su Guanhai does not count. He was completely drunk, his face was rosy, his eyes were filled with alcohol, and his expression looked carefree and weak.
Hearing Balian's call, he slowly turned his head and looked at him in confusion.
For some reason, Su Guanhai looked a little dazed at the moment.
He groaned lazily, raised a palm, and patted Bai Lian on the shoulder with great pleasure. His eyes seemed a little moist: "Jing'er will silently clear his heart, write it down It's very good, and your child is also very well taught."
Bailian was stunned silently.
Through the clothes, the palm falling on the shoulder was hot and felt inexplicably heavy.
I saw Su Guanhai tremblingly retracting his palms and reaching into his sleeves as if groping for something. His small actions made him look like the most ordinary old father in the world, with a hint of vicissitudes of life in his features. .
His wide cuffs trembled and rustled for a long time. He was very drunk. After touching for a long time, he finally took out a few taels of silver from his sleeves and put them in the palm of Balian's hand.
Su Guanhai's tone also became nagging: "The Green Lantern Festival is coming, you buy some rouge for Jing'er, she will be happy, come back early, Ban'er and I are waiting for you to come home for dinner. "
Who is he looking at in those drunken and hazy eyes?
A gust of night wind blew the smoke of wine and wine, and the half-curved moon obscured the remaining snow on the wooden windows.
Su Guanhai's vaguely sad instructions lingered in Balian's mind for a long time, and a strange emotion gradually took shape in his body.
Bailian suddenly felt a splitting headache, as if a long-rotted branch was about to burst out of the depths of his heart, with the memory of falling into the dust and dying cold.
But when he stretched out his hand to catch it, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his heart. It was like some kind of taboo of the corpse demon, and it was finally completely wiped out.
Clenching the broken silver in his palm tightly, Bai Lian's eyes darkened. He looked at Su Guanhai and whispered: "Do you know the owner who is sleeping in the purple gold coffin?"
Su Guanhai's body suddenly trembled, as if he was suddenly touched by an old wound. His eyes were filled with some complex emotions, and he closed his babbled mouth, unwilling to speak any more. .
Balian suppressed the emotions growing in his heart and tried to ask a few more questions, but as soon as he touched the purple gold coffin, no matter how drunk Su Guanhai was, he remained silent.
Bailian can't do anything to him, so he won't ask any more questions.
For a time, he gradually became worried and became drunk, so he pushed the empty wine jar on the table and fetched the full moon wine gourd.
After several months in the human world, the full-moon wine gourd on Balian’s waist has been filled with half a pot of moonlight sake.
He drank alone, under the moonlight, not cultivating the spiritual power in the wine, but focusing on the intoxication in the wine. After one sip, he finally became deeply drunk in this spiritual wine.
The next day, the morning light was bright, and Bai Lian woke up with the poisonous pain of the winter sun.
The hangover caused a dull pain in the head. Balian shook his head and stood up, only to find two thighs and an arm lying across his body.
The two lords were lying crookedly beside him. The three of them were extremely cold, because what they were sleeping under was neither a high bed nor soft pillows, nor was it a cold place in an inn.
But I don’t know when I slept on the roof.
The sky is bright, the sky is clear and the sun is white, there is a vision of lotus fire curling into black clouds for no reason, the sky is glowing with glow, and white clouds of billowing fire are billowing up and down in the sky.
Balian was so startled by the scene in front of him that he moved his feet, as if he had kicked something like an incense burner, and fell from the roof to the first floor with a loud clang.
Both Su and Yin were awakened by the sound. They rubbed their eyes and woke up. As soon as they opened their eyes and looked at the strange scenery in the sky, their bodies were shocked and their expressions were amazing. .
Alas, my eyes have been feeling uncomfortable during this period. I went to the traditional Chinese medicine hospital and found out, as expected, conjunctivitis. Now I really turn a blind eye
(End of this chapter)