Chapter 834 Phoenix Claw
The Taiyin Emperor, as the only god among the four great immortals in heaven and earth, is always accompanied by the underworld of death. Unlike the other three immortals, he is worshiped both in the human world and in the higher realms. There are countless temples and thousands of believers.
People always yearn for the beautiful and holy things. Even though Taiyin Emperor is also a respected immortal, he is in the abyss, and the world always treats him with fear and respect.
In the human world, the name of Taiyin Emperor is like that of Zhong Kui, the judge of the underworld. He is often used to scare children at night and stop them from crying.
In the past, Taiyin, as arrogant as he was, had always been dismissive of the world's comments about him.
Unexpectedly, after experiencing it myself today, I realized that "when the twelfth lunar month comes, children with yellow mouth dare not cry at night" is not an exaggeration at all.
The little guy holding a feather duster in his arms trembled after he drank it calmly, his round and bright eyes dyed with a layer of fog, and his dark eyes were dyed with fog. It was very deep, and the eyelashes stained with water drops trembled, but no sound was made again.
As soon as the Taiyin Emperor stopped him from crying, he actually stopped crying. He just stared at him with a pair of steamy black eyes open without blinking.
"..." Taiyin Emperor was silent and his eyes subconsciously glanced at the Cerberus behind him.
I can’t help but think, is he really that scary?
This nine-headed hell dog is the most vicious and resentful evil spirit wandering in the Nine Netherworld. Just looking at it makes his liver and gallbladder burst and his soul fly away. This little thing is not afraid of the hell dog, but he is afraid of him...
Is it possible that he, a great emperor, is even more disgusting than that ugly thing?
Thinking of this, Taiyin felt faintly unhappy, but it was difficult to attack a child.
He could only frown and said, "Who brought you into the Nine Netherworld? Is it your mother?"
Bailian shook his head and did not answer.
Emperor Taiyin narrowed his eyes slightly. That girl hadn't returned to Jiuyou for many years. She was extremely courageous. Back then, for that bastard from the Tianxi Sword Sect, he was furious and refused. In anger, he once said that if she If she chooses that vulgar and arrogant human man, she will not have to return to the Nine Netherworld in the future. She has been married for many years and will never come back again.
How could I come back for no reason?
Thinking about it this way, it seems that this little thing broke through the opportunity and fell into the Nine Netherworld by accident.
Just such a little thing, for no reason, brought back the unhappy past of Emperor Taiyin. Looking at the baby's eyebrows and eyes, he still resembled his father, which made Taiyin's face become more indifferent and cold. , a sense of disgust arose in my heart for no reason.
The little guy stopped making any noise, and he was too lazy to pay any more attention to him, so he turned around, pretending that there was no such uninvited guest in the hall, and returned to the throne room to start reviewing official documents.
It was a big event for Emperor Taiyin to return to the palace and enter the palace. Soon, ghost attendants entered the palace respectfully and ate tea, cloth, sweets and delicacies.
As the venerable master of the Netherworld, Emperor Taiyin is not like a carefree immortal who transcends the world of mortals. He values luxury, splendor, and secludedness. He already gathers the strongest desires of all things in the human world. land.
So in the Nether Palace Department, the Taiyin Emperor most disliked the aloof demeanor of the gods who ate the wind and drank the dew of the upper realm.
Leaving the Netherworld, he played a few games of chess in the Shangqing Realm. At this moment, the official documents on the desk had piled up like a mountain, so that he did not touch the dazzling array of food on the desk.
The palace is quiet, with fine dust slowly floating in the light and shadow. It is cold and desolate. In this world, everything seems to be dead, and the Nether Palace is solemn and lonely.
Emperor Taiyin, who was hurriedly writing and reviewing official documents, suddenly stopped moving. He slowly opened his body and looked down at the little thing that ran to him and hid it under the table at some point.
The feather duster in his arms disappeared, and his two hands were very attentively placed between his calves, kneading them with moderate force, actually massaging them to please him.
The Taiyin Emperor raised his eyebrows. He didn’t like the physical contact of others the most, but he didn’t kick him away immediately. He moved his legs, with a hint of nonchalance in his tone: " What to do? "
To approach him so brazenly... So isn't this little guy afraid of him?
Bailian raised his little head and said honestly: "I'm hungry."
Emperor Taiyin instantly understood that he was attracted by the food on the case.
The little thing knows that there are no free gifts in this world. Whatever you ask for, you must pay first.
He taught Ying Ji this truth, and this little thing learned it well.
The Taiyin Emperor felt a little happier. He put down the wolf-hair gold pen in his hand and said slowly: "It's a good grip. Come up."
The emperor looked arrogant, with a cold and majestic expression. The huge seat slowly moved half way out, gesturing for him to climb up.
The king's seat, which symbolized supreme power, was given half to him easily and casually.
Bailian tilted his head, thinking that he was so satisfied before he even squeezed his legs and rubbed his legs. He was such an easily satisfied person.
Bailian, who was completely unaware of the meaning of the seat with Emperor Taiyin’s lower buttocks, climbed up with great difficulty, and sat with Emperor Taiyin’s arms next to each other. He was still crying just now. With rain, now he was very bold and bold enough to reach for the red chicken feet on the table.
There were a lot of desserts and snacks on the table. The Tianxi Sword Sect was located in the east. Most of the people in the Qin Kingdom in the east were from aristocratic backgrounds and liked exquisite sweets. However, he did not pick up those pastries and sweets. The first one he touched was the one from Bashu. The famous spicy food, red oil chicken feet.
This preference is up to his mother, even the Taiyin Emperor himself.
Taiyin's brows are about to sprout and his temples are about to grow. The emperor, who has always dealt with official affairs with a clear eye and decisiveness, has an inexplicable childish and persistent preference in some small things.
Bailian's small move, but he didn't know it was hooked into his heart.
Tai Yin does not like Baili Yu, and the entire Eastern Immortal Sect and the customs and eating habits of the Qin State are not happy at all.
His love and hate are extreme, but also simple and clear.
Bailian likes spicy food but dislikes sweet food. This habit is very good and is in line with the eating habits of Zhongyou people.
Looking at the facial features of this little guy, although there are a third of them that resemble his father, which makes people dislike him, looking at it from another angle, he actually has a seventy percent resemblance to his mother-in-law.
Seven points to three points, four more points.
Sure enough, Zhongyou’s bloodline is stronger than the mediocre bloodline of mortals. Such obvious suppression of bloodline makes people proud and satisfied.
In a few short moments, Taiyin Emperor fell into a perfect self-defense strategy. He frowned, glanced at the food on the table, and looked at his favorite chicken feet in oil. The little thing nodded and asked, "Do you like this claw?"
Claw.
The majestic Taiyin Emperor, when did you ever use such pretentious overlapping words?
Even he himself did not notice the coaxing meaning hidden in his pretended to be cold and arrogant words. Balian was concentrating on dealing with the third finger of Phoenix Claw. Hearing these words, he nodded.
Taiyin hooked her lips, picked him up, placed him on her lap, and sat down. She pushed the plate of oily chicken feet over and condescended to him. He removed the bones from the chicken feet with his own hands, and then placed them neatly, silently indicating that these were all his.
Bailian bent his eyes happily, his legs dangling happily back and forth, biting his elastic boneless claws, and said with a smile: "Auntie doesn't know I'm here, I’m afraid I won’t be able to find you, and I thought I’d be hungry on my birthday today.”
Taiyin Emperor's body stiffened, and he lowered his eyes to look at the whirlpool in the hair on the little guy's head. After falling into deep thought for a long time, he quietly asked: "Is your birthday today?"
I didn't hear what he said. Balian, who was in a strange mood, nodded in agreement.
The Taiyin Emperor turned his eyes to look at the food on the table and slowly stopped picking the bones in his hand.
He frowned, took the chicken feet from Bai Lian's hand, and said seriously: "I won't eat it."
The son of the dignified Empress You, the grandson of Emperor Taiyin Son, how can you celebrate your birthday by eating such shabby and low-grade food?
The Taiyin Emperor, who had always valued luxury and respect, felt at this moment that this little thing had been greatly wronged.
The painted sword eyebrows frowned tightly: "Here comes someone!"
Soon, the ghost attendant who was called back into the palace stared blankly at the child sitting on the emperor's lap. , looking dull and shocked.
The Taiyin Emperor's brows were filled with irritability and impatience: "There is nothing that can be seen! Why don't you hurry up and get rid of these rotten food that even the pigs won't eat!"
According to the old recipes. The ghost waiter who served the food was dumbfounded and did not dare to say anything. He could only bury his head and quietly withdraw to eat.
Balian raised his head and asked: "I think the chicken feet are very delicious, why do you want to withdraw them?"
The Taiyin Emperor snorted coldly, looked at him with a look that looked down on the Riba people, and said: "This is delicious, I can give you something better."
What a domineering statement.
Facts have proved that Emperor Taiyin does have domineering capital.
He issued an order, and the ghost general Fengye Sijun traveled thousands of miles and escaped to the Biluotian. The Pluto's sword struck directly at the master of the "Biluotian", Dao Zun Tianjun's mount, the mythical beast Phoenix, and traveled through the ages. The tragic fate of the mythical beast became a soul killed by the sword.
How arrogant and unreasonable to leave the ancient phoenix corpse without two claws to Tao Zun Tianjun, who was in tears, squatting and sobbing and cursing.
From this astonishing feat to the moment when two huge fresh chicken feet splashed with oil came out of the pot, it only took two cups of tea to scream back and forth.
However, at this point, Taiyin Emperor felt very impatient to wait.
Seeing that the table could no longer be placed, the two huge chicken feet that had been placed in a rude manner had been steamed with underworld fire, and the crystal-clear and tender claws had been deboned. It was poured with a layer of tempting spicy oil, and the cold Nether Lord Palace was filled with an alluring and pungent fragrance for a while.
Bailian's eyes widened for a moment, his face full of shock and surprise.
The Taiyin Emperor was very proud of Bai Lian's performance, but he had a look of contempt and arrogance on his face. His tone was far-fetched: "How can the things presented to my Netherworld Palace be in vain? Since they are Phoenix Claw, of course it must be based on a real phoenix. Well... the phoenix in the blue sky is just so-so, barely qualified to be a feast for me."
As he said that, he stood up. Come, pull out He took out the Underworld Sword, held Bailian firmly with one hand, walked to the stone platform, made a gesture on the paw with the ancient sword of the emperor who conquered the six realms, and raised his chin with a proud look on his face. , said: "Which piece do you want to eat?" I'll cut the meat for you."
Even if I die with my eyes closed, I can't imagine that it will be lucky enough to test the sharpness of the Hades Sword, and it will be at the dinner table of the grandfather and grandson. Come on.
Although what Taiyin Emperor did was a bit exaggerated and weird, in this weird atmosphere, Balian felt that he was being treated with great care.
He stared blankly at Taiyin's face, with the candlelight falling. His brows were extremely deep, and he was so handsome that he couldn't help but give people a very strong sense of security. His expression was indescribably noble.
Although Bailian is young, his mind has always been much more delicate and sensitive than those of his peers, and he could vaguely sense that Emperor Taiyin was planning to buy him a birthday gift.
He really had to catch a phoenix and roast it for eating just for the chicken feet. Only a ruthless person like Emperor Taiyin could do such a treacherous act as casually as commonplace.
At that time, Balian didn't know that the phoenix in the blue sky was a majestic creature of that level. Just looking at the overly huge phoenix claws, he was somewhat moved and happy in his heart.
He smiled, showing a row of small baby teeth: "Thank you, brother, I want to eat the thick claw meat in the palm of my hand."
The face of Taiyin Emperor, who looked too young, suddenly turned dark. Coming down: "Brother, you have to call me grandpa."
This little guy calls him brother, so what should Ying Ji call him?
Isn’t this generation in chaos?
Bailian knew that his grandpa always called him grandpa, and stubbornly shook his head and refused to change his words: "How can there be such a handsome and young grandpa in this world."
Handsome? young?
The last person who dared to say that about him was seventy thousand years ago...
Emperor Taiyin has lived for such a long time, but now he is being teased by his grandson.
At a young age, you learn to judge people by their appearance!
After that, it took Emperor Taiyin a long time to sort out the relationship between the two of them with Balian, and he was satisfied after Balian called him Grandpa awkwardly.
This year, Balian’s birthday has been extremely long.
The Taiyin Emperor seems to be eager to make up for all the birthdays he missed in previous years in one day.
He was in charge of the changes in the stars, sun and moon in one realm. He also ordered people to detain the two gods Wangshu and Xihe from the upper realm. Twelve hours a day passed, but for a long time, there was no rising in the east or setting in the west.
He used an extremely shameless way to prolong this day indefinitely.
It wasn’t until Ying Ji came to look for him in person and scolded him for being such a nonsense that Emperor Taiyin had to return the chubby little thing to his mother.
After learning that the reason why the little thing was able to return to the Central Plains on his birthday was because Bailiyu, the leader of the Tianxi Sect, had an important responsibility and had to leave the sect to support the common people.
Every year when Balian's birthday is approaching, he will secretly send his ghost soldiers to cause chaos in the human world, so that Balian can have time to return to Zhongyou to celebrate his birthday.
At times like this, Emperor Taiyin would not review official documents. Instead, he would get up early in the morning and cook a bowl of longevity noodles, add two poached eggs, and look forward to it in the palace.
(End of this chapter)