Chapter 916 Lu Tou's Pain
Seeing him stop, Ying Ji frowned slightly and lowered her head, only to realize that the feather duster she had hidden was accidentally exposed.
Not bothering to cover it up, looking like a broken jar, she raised her eyebrows and said, "I'm old and have presbyopia. If you stand so far away, I can't see clearly. It's better to get closer."
Bailian didn't move, his two entangled index fingers entangled behind him faster and faster.
Seeing that he refused to move, Ying Ji stopped talking and just looked at him quietly, her eyes as dark as the night sky silently resentful.
The atmosphere suddenly became subtly tense. Above the mountain city, numerous Zhongyou people did not dare to breathe.
After a long stalemate, Balian finally couldn't bear it anymore: "Well...it's getting late, so I..."
On the other side, Ying Ji silently knelt down and took off the The small package carried behind him was spread out, and what he took out turned out to be...
A chopping board.
A kitchen knife.
There is also a lively green fat-headed fish.
This fish has a fat body, and its head is fatter than its body. It looks weird.
The fish lips are two yellow sausage mouths, with round black eyes and huge flaring nostrils squeezed together below the eyes.
It was tumbling on the ground.
All the ministers in Zhongyou were dumbfounded. No wonder they saw His Majesty walking all the way, and the baggage behind him was still bouncing around. It turned out that it contained such a thing.
Qiao Yu recognized this fish. It was born in a strange place in Qionghai, and its name was Lu Tou. It liked to interact with people and was not aggressive.
According to rumors, this fish can treat autistic patients, can survive out of water, is resistant to injury, has a lifespan as long as a turtle, and has an ugly and funny appearance.
Your Majesty has such a curious hobby that he secretly kept such a... pet fish behind everyone's back.
But, at this time, what is the green fathead fish doing when you take out the kitchen knife and chopping board?
Could it be that His Majesty has a talent itch and wants to perform in public and cook a pot of fish soup?
Just when Qiao Yu felt that her idea was ridiculous, Her Majesty Ying Ji on the other side flicked the hem of her clothes, and her movements were like the jade of Kunshan Mountain, full of elegance.
She sat on the floor, looking lazy and graceful, but still a little wild and unruly.
In front of everyone, everyone thought she was going to do something amazing.
The Empress held the rusty kitchen knife with a piece missing.
At the same time, the eyes of the fat-headed fish that was jumping vigorously showed human sadness and anger.
But it still jumped onto the chopping board very sensibly, closed its eyes, and looked as if it was a matter of righteousness.
Then, its fat head was pressed by a cold and delicate hand!
With a bang, the kitchen knife fell!
The fat fish body stood upright as if frozen. This fish showed amazing elasticity and vitality under the palm of the empress.
The not-so-sharp kitchen knife seemed to be embedded in a lump of fat. The fish head swelled, and the eyes popped open, staring like bells!
The fish's mouth seemed to be greatly stimulated by pain, and stretched extremely long, forming a huge "O" shape.
At the same time, an extremely sharp and piercing scream broke out from his mouth, which was extremely sad and tragic, like a soul-stirring song in a ghostly night.
A shocking scene.
After chopping off the fish head, Empress Ying Ji sat on the ground and pondered for a moment. After finding a feeling, she lightly flexed her sleeves, raised her fingertips, and slowly turned red at the end of her eyes as she climbed onto a piece of pear blossoms with rain. fog.
Amidst the screams of the fat-headed fish, His Majesty was clearly doing aggressive things, but his soft and delicate appearance made people pity him for no reason.
Everyone was shocked!
I almost choked to death from the cold air in the mountains.
Yin Baishuang was also shocked and speechless, wondering whether Xiaoan's mother turned out to have such an interesting temperament?
Just when everyone was puzzled by Ying Ji’s behavior.
Bailian knew that his mother was going to resort to the naughty act of crying, making trouble, and hanging herself.
This is a little secret that no one knows but only him.
The world only knows that the Empress Zhongyou is an awe-inspiring and inviolable king.
But as a son of a human being, Balian knew the unknown side of his mother.
His mother liked spicy food. When no one knew about it, she loved to play mahjong and eat melon seeds with those women and old ladies in the outside world who had no knowledge of cultivation and had big shoulders and thick waists.
So much so that Her Majesty the Empress, who is so aloof, is not indifferent to the world, and even has a deep understanding of some folk customs.
She always finds some weird fun for herself when she is bored.
Bailian knew about that green fat-headed fish when he was six years old.
That year, the head of the Tiansheng Sect came to the mountain as a guest with his wife and eldest son.
That day, Young Master Sheng Mo Yue followed his mother's indulgent temperament. He was born with a superior status and everything he got was too simple and easy.
So much so that everything in this world should belong to him as a matter of course.
At that time, he raised the little white snake and showed it to the young master. The young master was round and strong, and three years older than Bai Lian. He didn't have the temperament of a young master from aristocratic family, but more like a boy from Japan. Sumo wrestler.
He was a glutton for food, especially those wild game in the mountains. Seeing the strange appearance and abundant spiritual power of the little white snake raised in Baili'an, he thought of making snake soup and tried to rob it by force.
Bailian was young and didn't know how to hide and protect himself. In anger, he released Xiao Shou and bit the fat man.
After two breaths of ghost energy, the fat man suffered for several days.
At that time, Bailian already knew how to protect himself in the Tianxi Sword Sect. Although he forced Xiao Gui Shou to fight back and hurt others, he also knew that there would be hidden dangers without leaving any traces for others to notice.
Therefore, no matter how naughty and naughty the young master Shengzong was that day, he could only suffer a secret loss.
Since the matter could not be heard by Bailiyu, the head of Tiansheng Sect saw that he was just a minor injury and did not want to offend Tianxi Sword Sect. He did not want to make the matter bigger, so naturally no one Be able to stand up for him.
But the difficulty of this matter is that in the heart of the wife of Tiansheng Sect’s patriarch, the young master is the sweetheart who regards her as more important than life.
How could the baby, who was in pain every time she bumped into someone, suffer this injustice on someone else's territory, how could she endure it.
It is unreasonable and has no bottom line for this woman to protect herself.
She didn't know where her connections came from, but she secretly invited the occult monks from the Xilu Kingdom to secretly perform famous disaster-abating techniques.
At that time, he had been seriously ill for several months, with evil winds entering his body all night long, and a high fever that wouldn't go away day after day. If Ying Ji hadn't found out in time, all the bones in Balian's body would have been broken.
Ying Ji exposed this matter, even though it was a famous trick to break the disaster, the monk was seriously injured and died, and he was caught red-handed.
The leader of the Tiansheng Sect knew about this and came to apologize overnight.
The crime of assassinating the young master of the Tianxi Sword Sect may be a big or small crime.
Tiansheng Sect and Tianxi Sword Sect have always been on good terms. In the battle between good and evil, the leader of Tiansheng Sect, Shu Yuan, has always contributed a lot, and he and Baili Yu have a close relationship. Bailiyu saw that there was no big trouble in Bailian, and Gongshuyuan sincerely came to apologize in person, so he just regarded it as a small quarrel between children and let the matter pass.
But this matter is not so easy to explain when it comes to Ying Ji.
Although she has been married to Tianxi for many years, she knows that her sensitive status is different from that of these righteous monks.
For the sake of her husband and children, in the Tianxi Sword Sect, she always behaves in a low-key and tolerant manner, and will never have any friction or dispute with the disciples in the sect.
Everyone in the world is afraid of Zhongyou's fierce reputation, but only the more senior inner disciples of Zhongyou know that Ying Ji was a very talkative person during those years in Baituo Mountain.
But there is only one prerequisite for being easy to talk to, and that is Balian.
In Bailiyu's heart, this matter is over.
But in her heart, this is not a child's petty trouble.
The one who caused the trouble first was clearly the young master of Tiansheng Sect. He bullied the small ones with the big one, and his skills were not as good as others. If you suffer the loss, don’t say it was just a small fight.
The dignified wife of the sect leader and the elder of the Immortal Sect is actually plotting insidiously and secretly with a child of several years old.
If she hadn't discovered it in time, Balian would have spent the rest of his life not to mention cultivating, but would have spent the rest of his life lingering on his sickbed and become a frail young man.
Ying Ji was annoyed by Bailiyu's self-reliant face, and his generosity was always directed towards outsiders.
If your own children raise ghosts to defend themselves, that is a crooked way that has no future.
The wife of another family secretly caused harm to her child, so he said it was just a small fight.
The monks from the Xilu Kingdom may appear to be occultists, but since they can understand the famous disaster-reducing techniques, they are probably evil cultivators.
Ying Ji broke the secret technique, causing the monk to bite back and die.
But Bailiyu was determined to maintain a peaceful relationship with the Tiansheng Sect, so he would not arrest the wife of Gongshu Yuan and tell the world about her for such a trivial matter.
Anyway, the culprit, the evil cultivator, is dead, and it is meaningless to further explore it.
But Bai Liyu didn't know that Ying Ji, who had always been considerate and considerate of the overall situation in the Tianxi Sword Sect, had completely formed an irresolvable conflict with the Tiansheng Sect in her heart.
Balian remembered that year, Ying Ji went back to the Zhongyou Dynasty and took out the spiritual pet she had kept for many years, which was this green fat-headed fish.
Then, holding a kitchen knife and a chopping board, he fiercely ‘killed’ towards Tianshengzong’s mountain gate.
Duan De had a tough, savage and unreasonable appearance. She did not take action, but just responded to the other person in the same way.
Da Ma Jin Dao sat at the door of the mountain of people, cursing without any empress style.
The curse words I learned from the old women whispering at the mahjong table for many years.
She could act like a rude shrew at the gate of Shengzong that day, yelling and scolding her for three days without repeating her lines.
No one can bear the posture of crying, making trouble and hanging himself.
What is particularly terrifying is that Empress Ying Ji is sitting on the top of the mountain. Every time she curses, the kitchen knife in her hand will hit the fish head hard, and there will be a burst of heart-rending screams. Ghosts cry and wolves howl, and the earth shakes.
‘Lü Tou’ is a strange fish from all over the world. Its screams can penetrate into the heart, causing nightmares one after another and causing nausea and vomiting. After a long time, the Taoist heart will collapse and the spiritual platform will collapse.
There is a rumor in the world that the voice of Lu Tou is more powerful than the cries of a million evil spirits. It can be said that the devil's sound fills the ears, and thousands of the sharpest and heart-breaking notes in the world burst out in an instant.
Even the Buddhist disciples, who are the most wise in the West and have pure hearts, avoid this place.
Empress Ying Ji is worthy of being the empress of Zhongyou. She strives hard to master the skill of 'shrew swearing in the street', and she has mastered the skill of 'shrew in the streets'. The screams of the green fat-headed fish complement each other and complement each other in the slightest. Do not fall behind.
Sheng Zong was born in Taoism, specializing in internal martial arts. What she pays attention to is cultivating the mind and nature, and staying away from worldly sounds as much as possible.
After Ying Ji’s perseverance, the sect master’s wife took the lead and became possessed, and rushed out of the mountain gate like a madman.
The eldest lady led nine vicious dogs that looked like wolves but were actually dogs. They were black and white, with three fires burning on their foreheads. Their eyes were like blue flames. They looked handsome in every possible way, and their eyes were born with contempt. They are all good at quarreling and scolding, and they quarreled with Ying Ji majestically, but they were no match for them.
The nine big dogs were all defeated by Ying Ji, who was able to defeat a thousand troops with one person and one fish, and they were defeated one after another.
The dogs were scolded and vomited.
It’s not that the wife of the Tiansheng Sect leader is not strong enough to win the scolding.
It can only be said that Lady Ying Ji is too well-equipped, leaving aside the green-headed fish.
What's even more annoying is that the two people's behavior is clearly that of shrews. They are both shrews, but their demeanor is completely different.
The wife of the Tiansheng Sect leader was sweating profusely and panting from the scolding, her voice was parched and hoarse. She tried her best and jumped up and down while leading the nine dogs, showing no manners at all.
Looking at the other end, although she was doing what a shrew did, pinching the kitchen knife and chopping on the chopping board.
However, every move and every move was different. His words were obviously scolding, but his demeanor and charm were like a talented and beautiful woman on the stage.
In the old forest in the high mountains, his appearance is as deceptive as a mountain ghost, and his bones are even more like a fairy.
Comparing the two comparisons, the wife of the Tiansheng Sect leader was naturally pulled a lot. It was because of this battle that her heart was burned with anger, her Taoist heart was damaged, and she had nightmares for many years. She ended up in a state that has never been seen since. That is the root cause of vomiting.
This scolding war lasted for three whole days and three nights, and was extremely noisy, but no one could connect this woman who scolded the streets like a village shrew with a kitchen knife and a chopping board, and the lady of the Emperor Tianxi Sect in the hall.
There is only a strange legend about a woman who looks mysterious, beautiful, behaves but speaks vulgarly, causing trouble in Tianshengzong, causing chickens and dogs to restless, and people to panic.
The unknown side of Ying Ji is something that even Bailiyu doesn’t know about.
But Balian really knows his mother-in-law. Despite her cold and dignified appearance, her charm and demeanor are everyone's style.
But when she really gets angry, what comes out of her bones is that she is stingy and serious.
So when Balian saw her taking out the chopping board and the ugly, fat fish, he felt something was wrong.
If he continues to disobey and obey his wishes, the majestic Tu Niangniang Zhongyou Empress, I am afraid that she will really be able to disregard her status and condescend to a rogue on the top of this mountain to cry in mourning.
He quickly walked over, squatted in front of Ying Ji, pressed her hand holding the kitchen knife, and stopped her terrible behavior.
Ying Ji was full of energy, but the moment Bailian pressed her hand down, her hand that was tightly holding the kitchen knife suddenly loosened its grip, and the rusty kitchen knife fell powerlessly.
While everyone looked extremely frightened, His Majesty grabbed His Royal Highness by the collar, who was squatting on the ground obediently. His Royal Highness the Prince turned over.
The movement is crisp and neat.
His Royal Highness the Crown Prince obviously hadn't reacted yet, with a stunned look on his face. He was forced to lie on her lap, before he could stand up.
Our Lord, His Majesty, with the power of thunder, picked up the feather duster and put it on His Highness the Crown Prince's buttocks.
(End of this chapter)