Chapter 929: Going crazy with a glass of wine
Under Ying Ji’s interesting eyes watching the show, Balian’s scalp felt numb.
Yin Baishuang knew about the affair between Li Jiujiu and him as early as in Xianling City. Back in Jiufen Valley, she kept saying that she was frank and sincere.
She is also happy and doesn't care.
This woman really says one thing but thinks another in her heart.
In recent days, after meeting Yun Rong first and then Jiujiu, the madness of Palace Master Yin Shao has subsided.
But the whole person is like a little hedgehog with soft thorns on its body, and it wants to provoke him from time to time.
Sure enough, jealousy is a woman’s nature.
Everyone here is also confused.
From the time they entered Yundu Villa to the present, the young master of the Lihe Sect and this girl have never said a word to each other.
Why did he take the initiative to chat so casually?
The topic is still like this...the embarrassment of Tiger Balm.
Girl, you are boasting with such a wonderful face.
That Jiujiu girl from Lihe Sect can at best be called Xiaojiabiyu in front of you.
Thank you for being able to say these words with sincerity and sincerity.
Under normal circumstances, everyone would inevitably think that this girl was here tonight to deliberately make things difficult and ridicule Li Jiujiu.
The strange phenomenon is that there is no yin and yang tone in her words.
I can’t even see the slightest hint of tit-for-tat with the wine girl.
On the contrary, the oppressive feeling all over his body slowly suppressed the man beside him.
Li Jiujiu was also dumbfounded. Looking at the young man fidgeting with the wine glass, he shouted in his heart what the hell was going on.
We don't know each other at all, why are we so guilty?
For those of you who don’t know, you would have thought that after my aunt finished having an affair with you, your little lady came to catch the treacherous man and woman to settle the scores!
But it’s okay, in this case.
Any smarter man would not follow the girl's question and praise her.
You only need to retort appropriately to show your disdain for her, and this embarrassment can be resolved.
"Well... what you said is very reasonable. Jiujiu girl is old-fashioned, warm-hearted, kind-hearted, and has a chivalrous style without losing her innocence and innocence. It is really rare in the world."
He even praised it by inferences. .
Li Jiujiu almost slipped under the table.
Everyone was amazed. This man dared to praise others in front of the young lady. I really admire his courage.
Yin Baishuang smiled, but her eyes already had the meaning of autumn frost cutting snow.
Balian leaned over, replaced the cold wine on her table, filled her with warm wine, and whispered in a low voice: "But you are my ideal in the world."
Only then did Yin Baishuang nod. The ice and snow in his eyes melted into the spring breeze, and he became happy at a speed visible to the naked eye.
Everyone sighed inwardly: It’s so damn easy to coax!
Bailian wiped his sweat secretly, thinking that the matter was over, but unexpectedly, Li Jiujiu on the other end was angered by the praise.
She stood up suddenly, glared at each other and said: "You bastard, stop doing this! You are so shameless, you already have a wife and you still don't know how to behave!
I hate people like you the most. Let me tell you, I am an aunt with a family, and my husband is a hundred times, a thousand times more handsome than you! "
Everyone was stunned again for a while, thinking, isn't it just that they were praised a word or two? There is no need to be so excited.
Just when they were confused, Li Jiujiu hit him He let out a wine burp, and then his body began to sway.
Everyone looked at her carefully and finally noticed several empty wine bottles lying on her table. She was obviously drunk.
Bailian just felt his heart sinking in his stomach. It suddenly came to my throat again
He clearly remembered Li Jiujiu's drunken behavior when he was in Ghost Mountain.
She simply didn’t recognize her relatives, and didn’t distinguish between humans and animals. Even Su Jing recognized her as Jingmei!
"And you are a waste of money, well... are you finished? Do you really think that my aunt is just a fledgling chick who doesn't know anything?
Both! Same! You! Say it! Say it! If you have a husband, you still have to pester me along the way!
You don’t pee and take pictures of yourself, and you smile with a broken fan all day long. Is it because you look so flirtatious? Chic?
Ah, if you stand in front of the mirror and take a closer look, you will know how lewd you look when you smile.
Looking at your hanging eyes, you can tell that you are a good person and a bad person! "
After drinking two glasses of wine, Bai Zhanji, who felt a little hot, was about to spread his fan and shake it, but suddenly stopped.
Bai Zhanji...are you talking about him?
< br>Ji Yinyin opened her mouth wide and was a little dumbfounded
It turned out that she was not holding Li Jiujiu in front of Senior Brother Bai, but she really didn't like him.
It’s really interesting. There are still women in this world who don’t like Senior Brother Fang’s smile.
“And you!” Ji Yinyin, who was snickering secretly, was suddenly pointed at by Li Jiujiu.
“Me?” She looked up in confusion and pointed at herself, confused.
“You big-breasted and brainless woman!” Li Jiujiu suddenly began to attack indiscriminately.
The beauty was drunk and her face was rosy. She pointed at Ji Yinyin and cursed:
"You said you are such a beautiful woman, how come you like this young man with a kidney deficiency on his face?" It’s just that I like it, and it instigates me to like this bad thing too!
Do you think it’s good for a man to be gentle and considerate to you, but for me to be cold and sarcastic to you is to overestimate your capabilities and be arrogant?”
Ji Yinyin didn’t expect something? Li Jiujiu, who was silent on the road, could actually read her thoughts so clearly.
I was stunned for a moment, and asked blankly: "It's difficult...isn't it?"
"That's bullshit! Some things are just on the surface, and what you can see is not really good!
I have only known this guy for a few days, and I am not a fairy.
He is like this I can’t even believe that a love-struck romantic can fall in love with me at first sight.”
As he spoke, Li Jiujiu walked out of the dining table with three steps, raised his sleeves, and the golden sleeve arrows in his sleeves swayed loudly. .
Wherever she went, Bai Zhanji's eyes followed the sleeve arrow.
Li Jiujiu chuckled and said: "Do you really think I'm stupid? Why does this white chicken fall in love with me? It's obviously because of this thing?
Hmm... Are you still thinking about it, you little rooster? , besides this treasure, do I have other good things hidden in me?
Hehehe...you too? Don't think about it blindly, yes, I have many better treasures than this? Those are all given to me by my lover."
Bai Zhanji's eyes flickered, he didn't expect such an unexpected surprise tonight. , Li Jiujiu, a stupid woman, had already told her all about herself before she even tried to test her.
In this way, this woman really can’t let go of anything.
It doesn't matter if he knows his intentions, as long as he lets go and acts, there is no woman in this world that he can't win over.
Bai Zhanji smiled warmly, and there was a natural nobility in his movements when closing the fan:
"It turns out that the wine girl doesn't like to hold the fan in front of me, but she was abrupt on the way down."
He stepped forward slowly, ready to help the drunk Li Jiujiu.
Unexpectedly, Li Jiujiu was in two completely different states after drinking. If he was too good at being a tiger, he could wave his gauze sleeves and shoot out an arrow.
Bai Zhanji immediately stopped, and a spring-like smile suddenly froze on his face. I just felt a gust of cold wind passing through my crotch, the coolness hit me, and there was an indescribable tearing and stinging pain.
It must have been a little scratched on the oily skin by the sharp arrow blowing and breaking off the hair.
But despite this, it was still so painful that Bai Zhanji could no longer maintain his gentlemanly demeanor, and his expression was slightly distorted.
However, Li Jiujiu over there was like a drunken mad woman, waving her sleeve arrows, dancing and furious.
She was as angry as a tigress whose territory had been invaded. She was carrying a wine bottle and her expression was particularly ferocious:
"You are so evil, letter bird! You can also call Miss Jiujiu? That's my little An." That’s why you called me that.
You are such a bastard! You still want to take advantage of me, Xiao An! Believe it or not, I call you a bastard!"
As the host of the banquet, Chi Wenyan is a gentleman, and I have never seen him so cool. Such a fierce woman, the chopsticks in his hand dropped in shock.
Ying Ji looked at Li Jiujiu with interest: "This little guy is quite an interesting person."
This sound really attracted Li Jiujiu. She held the wine bottle and walked to Ying Ji step by step.
He fell under her with a thud, and the wine jar rolled away far away.
She held one of Ying Ji's feet in her arms as a wine jar and muttered:
"You are right, little old girl, I am more than just interesting." , She is a beautiful woman with both talent and intelligence.
Any man who asks me to be his wife will have his mother’s grave covered in smoke.”
Yin Baishuang's eyes widened, truly shocked by Li Jiujiu's earth-shattering behavior.
She frowned and looked at Balian: "Is this girl always so virtuous after drinking?"
Balian raised her forehead and said: "She becomes chaotic when she drinks. It's not like you haven't seen her before, Su Jing has suffered a lot."
Ying Ji fell into serious thought about Li Jiujiu's drunken nonsense.
After a long time, she said quietly: "Sorry, I don't have an ancestral grave."
She is the daughter of the Taiyin Emperor. As one of the five Taihuang deities, the Taiyin Emperor holds up the land under the Nine Nethers.
The ancestral stone of the Six Realms and Eight Wastelands was born with no father or mother. Naturally, there is no ancestral grave as Li Jiujiu mentioned.
Hearing these words, Li Jiujiu's delicate body trembled, and a trace of desolate compassion filled his heart.
What a pitiful person, he doesn’t even have an ancestral grave.
That must be a young parent, a miserable person who can only struggle in the world of mortals.
She looked up, her eyes filled with tears, and the snot mixed with tears smeared the hem of Ying Ji's skirt.
The Jiujiu girl looked at her with a mature and steady look that was completely inconsistent with her embarrassed appearance:
"It's okay, you have no relatives, my sister will be your relative, and you will be mine from now on. Little old girl. "
Ying Ji: "Huh? ?"
Xu Ying Ji's eyes were very thoughtful at this moment, and Li Jiujiu was afraid that the poor person in front of him would be confused for a moment. He refused to recognize his relatives and regretted them for the rest of his life.
She said with a passionate expression as if she were raising an orphaned child: "It's okay. If you don't want to recognize me as your sister, I can be your mother!"
A blue vein appeared on Ying Ji's forehead.
As the master, Chi Wenyan couldn't bear the drunken girl to continue to lose her temper like this. He shook his hands and said: "Quick...quick, quick, quick, take Miss Li Xianren down to sober up."< br>
Several female disciples couldn't stand it, and walked over to grab Li Jiujiu, preparing to take her down to rest.
Li Jiujiu was hugging Ying Ji's leg when suddenly his arm tightened and someone pulled him up forcefully.
It didn't matter if she didn't move. With this pull, Li Jiujiu felt his stomach churn like a giant dragon churning.
A burst of 'prehistoric power' burst out of the throat and spurted out.
“Ugh, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit, vomit!
The female disciples who came to help and pull Li Jiujiu were so shocked that their faces turned pale and they hurriedly backed away for more than three meters as if their feet were burning.
They crossed their hands in front of their chests, looking as if they were facing a powerful enemy.
They had free hands and feet, and they were well prepared, so they could attack or defend, and they fled the 'disaster' scene as soon as possible.
But Ying Ji’s life is not so good.
As the first direct victim, her legs were tightly held in the arms of a good and talented woman.
A splash of water flooded the foot of Jinshan Temple, and her legs seemed to be soaked in a warm, sticky and thick mire.
Lifting her legs slightly, she still pulled her hair...
Ying Ji couldn't describe her mood at the moment, she just looked at the drunk girl who was vomiting without any image with her deep and dark eyes.
My wife... can I still return the goods?
However, Ying Ji’s nightmare did not end here.
I saw the Jiujiu girl laughing silly, wiping her mouth carelessly, and continued to boast about how good she was.
"Don't worry about looking young. In fact, being my daughter will bring you a lot of benefits.
Let me tell you, little girl, you still have a father, his name is Xiao An, hehehehe, She’s so good-looking, she’s really itchy, she can really quench the hearts of girls...”
Why do you feel that the topic is gradually becoming perverted?
The corners of Ying Ji's mouth twitched and her face turned completely dark.
What is this?
Li Jiujiu raised his little head and laughed like a maniac: "Hehehehe, you are a little girl, don't you know, when you are in love with a young man like Xiaoan, you are even more beautiful.
His face is so handsome... His waist is so thin, it feels like a thin steel knife, tight and powerful, in bed When she was on it, she was even more sexy.
Humph, with a guy like Xiao An, it’s a shame that a guy like Bai Zhanji can catch my eye.”
It’s a shame. The Jiujiu girl can describe the affairs of the other person's son in such detail and vividly in front of other people's mothers.
So much so that some sinful images appeared in Ying Ji’s mind.
The Empress, who was just watching a show, was hit by Li Jiujiu's precise and powerful attacks.
She was shaking all over, whether from anger or embarrassment, and her eyes were red.
“You are so shameless and obscene, little guy!”
Originally, asking for a daughter-in-law was something worth being very happy about, but now Ying Ji looked at Li Jiujiu’s crazy look. The salty and wet look...
How heartbroken!
What a sin!
I just felt that the little cabbage that I had finally managed to feed and grow was swallowed up by the pig with the soil in the pot.
It’s over, her son is not clean anymore.
The more Ying Ji thought about it, the more aggrieved she became. Whenever she felt aggrieved, she would rush to dig through the small package she carried with her.
Pick out the sleeping greenheaded fish.
In public, she couldn't tell the truth openly, so she could only press hard on the fish scales that had not yet been turned up, making Lu Tou squeak.
It’s been a long time since I wrote about a passerby’s girlfriend, a drinking girl. I thought it would be easy to write about a heroine with a low sense of presence, and I couldn’t find the sense of character. But as I write, the feeling that has been in my mind for a long time The word "Crazy Man" slowly emerged in my memory, and the image and character of Jiujiu immediately came to life, and there was a picture.
(End of this chapter)