Chapter 965 The old Taoist is an honest man
The old Taoist laughed dryly: "Hahaha, the lady is really good at joking."
Who would blatantly show off that he had tried to kill his man? of.
Old Taoist priest Huang Renjia came to this small village a few days ago and opened the altar and practiced the practice for several days.
He watched with his own eyes this charming lady carrying a young man into the village.
Fake Taoist priests like them who only know some crooked ways have no real talent or knowledge.
In the prosperous area of the capital, ordinary people can see his level at a glance.
Therefore, we can only stay away from the wealthy capital and live in this remote mountain village in the backcountry by defrauding uneducated women out of money.
You can deceive them by doing some little tricks and showing off some metaphysical words that others have never heard before.
Contribute your money willingly.
If it was just a matter of cheating money, this Huang Renjia happened to be a restless thief.
If you look at any farm girl who is born with a more attractive personality.
Mostly it is to use the pretext of slaying demons and filth to trick people into going to bed.
It is said that blessing one's body with divine light brings profound blessings.
Coupled with a sharp tongue, it can always make some ignorant women with little education willing to do so.
A few days ago, when he saw Shuci, the old Taoist priest couldn't rest at ease.
Be a good girl!
I usually eat wild vegetables and grass. Who knew that in such a place where birds don’t poop, I can meet such a beautiful and fair-skinned beauty?
The best wife in his life, Huang Renjia knows how to read faces.
It’s not like Aunt Wu who naively thinks that she and Balian have a mother-son relationship.
There was clearly no resemblance between the two.
At that time, he guessed that the two of them had probably eloped and escaped from marriage.
The young master who was raised in such a wealthy family looks like a sick man at first glance. He must be useless in every aspect.
Today I overheard this charming lady complaining that her husband was not helpful. Didn’t this opportunity come?
Looking at this beauty's naturally charming and enchanting eyes, staring at him intently as if sizing up, Huang Renjia felt as if half of the bones in his body were going soft.
A pair of eyes wanted to stick to the pair of gifts on Shu Ci's chest.
He rubbed his thumb unconsciously on his wrist, suppressing the restlessness in his heart, trying his best to maintain his superior demeanor, and said with a smile:
"Look at the gap between the eldest lady's eyebrows. The meaning of strong dry fire is that the sun and moon are rising. Although it is a noble aspect, it is There are traces of delusion.
I guess it’s because the young man in your house is deficient in qi.
Even if the lady wants to be friends with him, I’m afraid of him. It’s hard to be mentally satisfied, right?”
What Shu Ci heard was mysterious and mysterious, and he couldn't understand it.
Seeing her dull eyes, the old Taoist priest felt happy again, thinking to himself that this beauty Moyo also came from a poor background and had never seen much of the world.
In this way, it is better to cheat.
He flicked the fly whisk in his arm, smiled faintly, and said: "Listen to what the eldest lady just said, I want to eat your little husband alive.
Follow the old saying From what I saw, his breath was weak and weak. Even if the lady wanted to force his mouth, she would just feel like being hung up."
Shu Ci understood this and said it into his heart at once.
"That's it. His health is a little weak. He just took one bite last time and he couldn't do it anymore, but he is very worried."
After hearing this, the old Taoist priest felt sorry for himself. Balian scoffed even more.
But I saw that this lady had no regard for women's reserve, and she had no regard for talking about men and women with a seasoned man like him.
I guess she is also a seasoned prostitute in the flower world, and she is a tormenting fairy with unsatisfied desires.
The old Taoist couldn't help but be secretly ecstatic. He couldn't help but take a step forward, ready to hold her hand. He laughed and said:
"Although the home food is good, it is difficult to fill the stomach. Madam, you might as well consider changing the taste, maybe in a foreign country. Game food has its own flavor? For forty-five years, I have been cultivating the Qi of Zhengyang in Spring, and today I feel like old friends at the first sight.
I would like to recommend myself to do what the lady likes, to have a full stomach, and to practice the way of yin and yang, so as to understand the lady's heart. Frustration."
Shu Ci raised his eyebrows and looked at the old Taoist priest in surprise.
He has only been practicing Taoism for forty-five years, which is not enough in Shu Ci's eyes.
But with this consciousness of self-sacrifice and dedication, Shu Ci really wanted Bailian to come and have a look.
If that boy could be half as good as the old Taoist priest, she would probably be able to laugh out of her dreams.
As the old Taoist priest spoke, he looked at Shu Ci’s graceful figure.
When I think about being able to compete with such a top-notch Yun Yu, I can’t help but feel a little carried away.
When Shu Ci saw a smile on his face, two rows of big yellow teeth covered with thick gums suddenly appeared from under his withered lips.
What came face to face was the fishy smell, and the fox nose was the most sensitive.
At such a close distance, Shu Ci felt that two green onions dipped in soybean paste and rotten for three days were inserted into his nostrils, and he suddenly choked and burst into tears.
She quickly took a few steps back, avoiding the old Taoist priest's skinny hand.
Hiding his mouth and nose with his sleeves, he couldn't help but retched twice.
"It's not possible, it's not possible. Although that kid needs a lot of patience to eat and always makes me suffer and wait in a hurry, he is a rare good thing in the world.
Although I have been hungry for a long time, I am not so hungry that I have no choice but to eat.< br>
You are all shriveled up It’s described like this, the flesh is old and the teeth are stuffed, I really can’t say it, should I just wait for him to recover?”
The old Taoist priest’s face suddenly froze. He has been cheating for many years. Which ignorant woman was not fooled into thinking by him?
Having been treated so disrespectfully before, a layer of cold anger suddenly appeared on his face.
Shu Ci had sharp eyes and thought that he had probably broken the old Taoist priest's heart.
After all, he offered himself as food out of kindness, but she was still picky and dissatisfied, and felt a little embarrassed to call him a fox.
She smiled again and said: "You can squeeze this body, you can barely make one dish, so why waste your energy and be generous with your life.
You are a good person and you should live a long life. I won’t eat you.”
Shu Ci smiled, and the old Taoist priest who was obsessed with sex suddenly lost his way again. He laughed:
"How could the eldest lady be born with such a silly temperament? Don't have such naive thoughts. If your husband-in-law could take good care of himself, how could he linger on the sickbed for such a long time.
I Look, he is not going to die soon, why would you hang yourself on a tree with a crooked neck?
I know what I look like? It's a little bit worse, but as a cultivator, he is loyal to his heart and treats women with all his heart and soul without any reservations.
You must know that the more beautiful a man is in this world, the more he will show off.
Unlike me, I am loyal and devoted to the welfare of the common people.
But now, the blessing of the eldest lady is the blessing of me, the old lady. I will never let the eldest lady suffer any loss in the future, let alone let you suffer such injustice today. ”
As he spoke, the old Taoist priest looked at Shu Ci’s face that looked like a vixen.
He knew that most women like this would not let go of the rabbit before they see the eagle.
If you want to achieve something today, you will not be able to rely solely on deceit and abduction. You must also spend some money. .
Although the old Taoist priest has been cheating all his life and has little savings, he has never been willing to spend a penny more on women. But looking at Shu Ci's charming and outstanding appearance, the old Taoist priest couldn't help but feel embarrassed. My heart was itching, and I thought it wouldn't be a bad thing if it happened
He simply gritted his teeth and took out a vulgar stick from his arms.
But at first glance, it looks like a very expensive golden hairpin that perfectly matches the temperament of the beautiful young woman from Shu Ci.
“For those who practice Taoism, money is always something external to the body. This hairpin is the most precious thing in Old Taoist’s body. I thank you, Madam, for not despising it. Please accept it as a token of Old Taoist’s feelings. ”
Shu Ci lives in the demon world and is used to squandering spiritual stones and rare treasures.
In the demon world, gold is rarely used as the most valuable currency, and it is rare to see such a tacky, shiny thing.
But when she was in Anlefang, she had seen those flower girls wearing these things on their heads and bodies, and the jingling ones were quite interesting and beautiful.
After all, she is a female fox who has never seen the world, but she does have a bit of a woman's love for beauty.
She has no idea that members of the opposite sex should avoid suspicion and gain. After all, when she was a demon river, she also accepted a lot of offerings from demons, and she has long been accustomed to it.
“Is this thing for me?”
Seeing that Shu Ci had no intention of refusing, the old Taoist priest was so elated that he wished he could put it on her with his own hands.
But because Shu Ci took a few steps back just now, the old Taoist priest insisted that he was too impatient to eat hot tofu. After all, it was easy to do things after dark.
Lest he might offend the beauty, he pretended to be a gentleman and bent down to put the golden hairpin into the wooden basin where he was washing clothes.
The look in his eyes wanted to get into Shu Ci's heart.
“The old Taoist is an honest man and can only do honest things. Naturally, he will not be like that little husband...
Alas, if an old Taoist came to take care of the eldest lady, he would naturally not send you away with such a poor and humble Jing Chai. ”
After watching the old Taoist priest leave, Shu Ci picked up the gold hairpin in the basin and seemed to be thinking about it.
Why do humans talk so much nonsense when they offer tributes?
But the thing is still pretty good.
Shu Ci accepted it happily, put it on his head, and walked to the village with the clean clothes in his arms. br>
On the way home, Shu Ci also bought a bag of fried peanuts and melon seeds from the corner shop.
Because Shu Ci followed the local customs and stayed with the neighbor's aunt for a long time, he also became gossipy and nosy.
Before he even walked around a street, he saw Blind Sun in the north of the village being pulled by his ears and being taught a lesson by his wife.
Shu Ci was chewing melon seeds and listened to all sorts of things. It was blind man Sun and Widow Zhao from Sun Nan who had been together for a few days before being caught by his daughter-in-law.
The old face was scratched and stained with blood. It looked extremely miserable, but he still didn't forget to smile.
I saw blind man Sun trembling and escaping from his arms with a cloth handkerchief.
There is actually a pair of jade earrings wrapped inside, which look exquisite.
He said hurriedly: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, others don't know who I have in my heart. You are my pillow, don't you still know?
I was just playing around with her, and everyone knew that Widow Zhao was a libertine.
She was the one who seduced me first! I just made the same mistake that all men in the world make. br>
You see, if I didn't love you, how could I have found these good things for you Ba Xin Ba Gan? Many of my best friends don't have these. You must know that you are my real wife.
Whatever you love in the future, I will work hard to find it for you.
Ouch, don’t cry, don’t cry, it makes my heart hurt. Don’t cry to hurt such a pretty little face. ”
Although the man surnamed Sun is blind, he has a clever mouth that can coax people.
His rough wife was indeed coaxed to burst into laughter and stopped. That pair of earrings
She allowed herself to be held in her husband's arms and his face was caressed lovingly.
The onlookers were suddenly shocked and dispersed as they saw that it was no fun to watch.
This was the first time for Shu Ci to experience such a new thing. He just thought it was very interesting to sit with these aunts on small benches in the corner of the village, eating melon seeds and watching the fun.
Even though those aunts left indifferently, she still felt unfulfilled, and her mood was even vaguely sublimated in this worldly world.
Shaking off the melon seed shells on her skirt, Shu Ci hugged the wooden basin again and walked away from Pingting with three steps.
Balian was sitting in the courtyard when he received a reply from his mother. Seeing that everything was fine there, he felt relieved.
He raised his eyes and glanced at the sky. In the dark dusk, the long sound of the evening bell rang from the distant mountains.
The afterglow of the clouds gradually faded, and the sunset at the end of the horizon fell like a red maple leaf into the old mountain village covered with yellow dust.
Unconsciously, it was already so late.
He remembered that the big-breasted fox had gone out to wash clothes at noon, so why hadn't he come back yet?
On the wooden table outside the house, the shredded egg drop porridge cooked on the Balian stone stove was already cold.
He coughed twice, adjusted his breathing, and was about to go back to the house to pick some sticks and firewood to warm the porridge.
At this time, there was a creak and the wooden door in the yard was pushed open by a hand.
"Is Mr. Baili here?"
Bailian turned around again and looked at the visitor: "Aunt Wu, is there anything important at this hour? ?”
Aunt Wu looked at Balian hesitantly, then looked left and right, and whispered: "My sweet girl hasn't come back yet?"
Bailian was heartbroken when she saw her like this. Appearance...
Did something happen to that big-breasted stupid fox?
He frowned secretly and said: "She hasn't come back from washing yet, but what happened?"
When Aunt Wu heard this, her expression became more and more embarrassed and even a little embarrassed.
At noon, she was washing her clothes by the stream. From a distance, she saw that the old Taoist priest who was regarded as a god in the village was actually there with the eldest lady of the Baili family.
Others looked at the old Taoist priest as an old god, but Aunt Wu had an extra point of view. Although she had never read a book, she probably understood some truth.
She certainly knew that the old Taoist priest had always liked to get close to some of the better-looking women in the village, and often took advantage of some women by means of exorcising evil spirits and warding off evil spirits.
Those women often dare not speak out, for fear of offending the gods. In addition, they are convinced of the old Taoist priest's ability, so they often leave it alone.
But Aunt Wu knew that there were still some women in the village who had taken possession of the bodies of the old Taoist priest.
She finally felt that this was not a good thing, but she did not dare to spread it wantonly.
Today I saw that sweet girl was also seduced.
My heart is pitiful for the sickly young man Bailian who still spends the day on the bed with medicine jars. If there is a lady on the other side, she will be seduced by someone.
Not only did he abandon his fame and fortune for love, but it would be too desolate if he was abandoned by his own woman and left with no one to care about him, thus losing his life.
Therefore, Mrs. Wu inevitably chewed the back of her tongue a little more, and here is a kind reminder.
He told Balian everything he saw and some vague conversations he heard.
I hope he can be more considerate and treat his wife better.
In the end, my young wife ran away with an old guy.
That’s really not worth the gain.
(End of this chapter)