Chapter 683 Fatty, two
On a deserted street, a strong wind suddenly blew by, and the strong wind appeared from the wind and fell on the street. He looked back behind him and said to himself: "The guards of this Prince's Mansion are really not simple. They discovered me before I even got close. They are even more strict than some palaces."
He saw No one was chasing after me, so I breathed a sigh of relief, walked slowly on the street, lowered my head and muttered: "The mission given by the Demon Moon asked me to try to find out the news about Prince Zarberg, and the death of the Holy Garden Sage Master Ravel. The truth is not related to the Holy Regarding Bikea, neither of these two tasks is easy to handle. I originally thought that if the sage from the Holy Garden came to preside over the peace talks, I would have nothing to do, but I didn’t expect that some people from the Holy Garden would actually dare to kill. After getting the information about the demise of the City of Wind, I have to obey the Demon Moon..."
"What are you obeying the Demon Moon? Hehehehe" Suddenly a voice came out and two figures appeared in the wind. beside.
Haifeng was suddenly startled. With his perception, he didn't notice when the two people were approaching. He looked up and discovered that these two tall and chubby guys were actually twins.
Fat is not fat. Although the images expressed are similar, the meanings are still different. Fat means not only having a lot of fat, but also the fat on the body is sagging. The whole body is loose and loose, just a pile of fat with little elasticity. Being fat is different. Fat means that although there is a lot of fat on his body, he can still maintain a normal appearance, and his skin can be stretched tightly without losing its shape.
The two people in front of me are two fat people, white and fat. They look like two 2.9-meter-tall fat-faced people. Of course, these two people are not two women, but their skin is whiter than that of ordinary women, so white that it is eerie and terrifying.
Hay Feng rarely sees such a fat and fair person, and they are two identical fat people. Not only are their bodies fat, their hands fat, but their faces are also fat. Their faces are like two identical big white loaves, and a pair of originally big eyes are squeezed in the middle of the 'loaves', making them look very small. Their noses are small, their nose bridges are not high, they are a bit flat or upturned, their mouths are big, and all the white teeth in their mouths are exposed when they smile, and they also have two big dimples on their faces. If they were reduced in size by more than ten sizes, they would look like two white, fat, and cute twin babies. But now in Hayate's eyes, these two people are not only unlovable, but also two very scary people.
The two fat men stood on either side of Gale, sandwiching him in the middle. The fat man on the left was holding a huge fast food fork, and the fat man on the right was holding an equally huge meat cleaver. . The two of them kept laughing and giggling, but the feeling when they laughed was scary. It felt like they had regarded the blast as lunch meat under the knife.
The fat man on the left holding the fork said: "Second brother, why did he suddenly come out of the wind?"
The fat man holding the knife on the right said: "Maybe he is too light and was blown by the wind."
The fat man holding the fork on the left said: "He is not a leaf or cotton, how could he be blown by the wind?" Blow away?"
The fat man on the right with the knife said: "Cotton is white, he It's not white, it's definitely not cotton."
Hayfeng felt an unknown fire in his heart when he saw the two idiots making fun of him: "Hey, you two..." He just said this. When he opened his mouth, the fat man holding a fork suddenly attacked him. He quickly dodged and turned into wind to narrowly avoid it.
The originally kind face of Fatty Nacha suddenly showed a ferocious look: "I didn't agree with you to speak, how can you speak! How dare you interrupt me and my second brother when talking, you want to turn into roasted lamb chops ”
The fat man touched his chin with the knife and said thoughtfully: "How do you know he will turn into grilled lamb chops? He is not a sheep. Maybe he will turn into grilled pork chops or grilled steak?"
Take Fatty Cha shook his head: "No, no, you are wrong. He is neither a sheep nor a pig. It's not a cow. If you say it can't be turned into a roasted lamb chop, how can it be turned into a roasted pork chop or a roasted steak? "
The fat man holding the knife laughed and said, "You don't know that he is not a pig now. If you are not a cow, it does not mean that you will not be a pig or a cow in the future. Brother said that people will change. Of course he will change, and of course he will become a pig and a cow."
The fat man holding the fork said angrily: "How do you know what the elder brother said is right? What the elder brother said is never right, what he said is like farts. , Like shit." He laughed again: "You listen to what the elder brother said, so you. All you heard was farts and shit. You listened to what he said and then said what he said, so all you said were farts and shit. "
The fat man with the knife said angrily: "How do you know, brother? Are you talking about farts and shit? Did you hear it?”
The fat man holding the fork said hurriedly: "I didn't hear or smell it. Farts and shit are so smelly, I don't want to hear or smell them."
The fat man holding the knife chuckled and said: "You didn't hear it either. I didn’t smell it, so you don’t know whether the elder brother’s words are farts and feces or flowers and honey, so the elder brother’s words are correct.”
The fat man holding the fork said: “Although I didn’t hear or smell it, but The eldest sister said Yes, she said what the elder brother said was bullshit and shit. Do you dare to say that what the elder sister said was wrong?"
"I...I..." The fat man holding the knife was speechless and took a long time to speak. : "Since the eldest sister said it, it is true. What the eldest brother said is farts and shit. It really stinks!" As he said this, he fanned his nose with his hand and showed a disgusted expression on his face, as if it really stinked. of.
Although it was funny what these two big fat guys were arguing about, Hayate didn't want to listen to them anymore and turned to leave. But suddenly the figure flashed, and two bulky figures stood in front of him again.
Gale was secretly frightened: "These two idiot fat guys look fat and heavy, but they are extremely fast. They seem to be in trouble for me."
The fat guy holding the knife was just told by his younger brother Speechless, my heart Li Zheng was angry and yelled at Hayate: "You little bastard, we didn't let you go, how could you leave?"
Hayate curled his lips and said: "Can't I leave if you don't let me go? Can you stop me? "
The fat man holding the fork said to the fat man holding the knife: "Second brother, he seems to be challenging us?" "Great, great," the fat man holding the knife said excitedly: "Sindmore. It is indeed a big city. Someone challenged us just after we got here. Our brothers are never afraid of any challenge." He said to Hayate: "You come and let us chase you. If we catch you, we will win."
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The fat man holding the fork said: "If we win, let him smell our farts and eat our shit."
The fat man holding the knife said with a smile: "Okay, that's a good idea. If we let you escape, we will If we lose, we will smell your farts and eat your shit.”< br>
The fat man holding the fork waved his hand and said: "No, no, the farts are too smelly and the shit is even more smelly. This is a bad idea."
The fat man holding the knife said: "Since it's not good, what should we do? ?”
Both fat men looked at Gale.
Gale's face showed an angry look: "These two guys, I don't care about you two idiots!" He suddenly broke away and ran forward.
The two fat men hurried to stop him.
But Gale took two steps and immediately stopped, turning around and flying backwards.
"Second brother, he lied to us."
The fat man holding the knife said: "We can't let him run, we can't lose." The two big fat men spread out their bodies and stepped on the air pedal. Chase quickly.
The strong wind flew dozens of meters and suddenly disappeared into the air.
The fat man holding a fork said: "Second brother, he has turned into the wind again."
"Huh, it's not that easy to get rid of us." The two fat men quickened their pace and suddenly flew in the air. Running left and right, they seemed to be able to feel the direction of the strong wind's escape.
“These two idiots are really fast.” The wind turned around in the air, but the two fat men were always behind him: “Since you won’t let me go, don’t blame me for being rude. "He suddenly stopped and turned to form a ball of wind and hit one of the fat men.
The two fat men were running too fast and had no time to dodge. The fat man holding the fork was hit by a stroke, and was immediately cut with blood by the powerful wind knife.
"Third brother!" The fat man holding the knife exclaimed, and he suddenly became really angry, and slashed towards the wind with the huge meat-cleaver in his hand.
Haifeng half-hidden and half-appeared, revealing his shadow, and started fighting with these two fat men on this street.
The third fat man holding the fork said: "Second brother, he is so powerful. It looks like he is a wind demon."
"What about the wind demon? Let me kill him Chop it into pieces!”
After a few rounds of fighting, Hayate had already felt the influence of these two fat men. Extraordinary strength: "The injured third fat man not only healed all the wounds on his body instantly, but his movement speed is no worse than that of the second fat man. It seems that these two guys may have the strength of the seal knight. With one against two, I We have to fight quickly." His body suddenly changed and he became wind again.
The face of the second fat man holding the knife changed slightly and he shouted: "He is going to use his ultimate move!"
The third fat man said: "Let's unblock this guy too and kill this guy!"
The unsealing formation appeared on the bodies of the two fat men, and their bodies began to change rapidly at the same time.
At this moment, a voice suddenly came: "Stop!"
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(End of this chapter)