Chapter 41 The emperor’s favorite thing is...
This is really rough to say.
Obviously it was a performance, but when I heard it like this, it turned into an ambiguous affair.
Ji Qingwu instantly understood why Princess Huachang, such a fairy-like figure, was so angry that she repeatedly failed.
Yu Chi Lianping seemed not to be aware of Ji Qingwu's embarrassment, and continued: "The emperor's Xuanyuan Bow, the soldiers of the three armies dream of pulling it, but the emperor has never let anyone else touch it. , I love you even more than my own daughter-in-law.”
He raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "But I touched it by you. Do you know what this means?"
What does it mean.
The words are rough but not rough.
The eldest princess Huachang did not interrupt the warrior.
She was thinking deeply. She didn't go to the palace banquet a few days ago. She was not a person who liked to join in the fun, so she didn't see the scene of the emperor holding the girl in his arms and shooting arrows.
You must know that Emperor Wu Su's problem of not being close to others was even worse than hers. Even his biological little prince had not been seen hugged by him a few times.
The eldest princess Huachang’s eyes darkened. She didn’t expect Miss Ji Wu to be so special.
On the day of the archery banquet at the palace, Ji Qingwu didn't realize anything was wrong.
But when he heard what the consort said, his cheeks suddenly turned red and he didn't dare to answer.
Yuchi Lianping continued meaningfully: "This means that the bow is not the one that the emperor loves most most."
Ji Qingwu's heart skipped a beat.
The eldest princess Huachang also wondered when this rough man could be so thoughtful.
Several people in the room heard the voice of the rough prince-in-law again.
Yu Chi Lianping clapped his thigh excitedly and said: "The emperor must have found a sword that he likes more! Men are always fond of the new and dislike the old."
This is the reckless man. A reckless man.
Princess Huachang didn't roll her eyes to the sky because of her good education.
That was the case, and it made sense. Ji Qingwu's heart was still floating, and she subconsciously accepted this explanation.
She whispered: "Please don't be excited, Prince Consort, and be calm when diagnosing the pulse."
When Yuchi Lianping calmed down, she quickly came to a conclusion and withdrew the wrist-stretching hand. finger.
"How about this? Is this general strong?"
Ji Qingwu nodded: "The prince is in good health and has strong kidney essence, so there is no problem."
Yuchi Lianping said in confusion: "What kidney essence?" He suddenly realized and asked the delicate woman in front of him, " What kind of doctor do you see? ”
Ji Qingwu replied: "Infertility."
He stood up angrily, stared at Hua Chang and shouted: "Princess, do you think I can't give birth?!"
The eldest princess of Huachang said lightly: "Isn't it?"
This made Yuchi Lianping jump with anger, his face was livid, and his fists were clenched tightly, as if he was about to go crazy at any time.
Just listen to the soft voice of the woman, like a clear spring, soothing people's hair.
"Consort, you and the princess are both in good health."
Yuchi Lianping then sat down and looked at the princess sitting opposite him through his nostrils.
Seeing that the atmosphere was not so tense, Ji Qingwu said cautiously: "I think it must be for other reasons. Can you two answer some of my more personal questions?"
Because the emperor valued Ji Qingwu, Princess Huachang was more cooperative.
He said calmly: "You can ask."
"When was the last time you had sex?"
It was such an unspeakable question that the eldest princess of Huachang frowned. frown.
Yuchi Lianping thought about it and said: "Last night."
Ji Qingwu raised his eyebrows in surprise. The two of them looked at the couple's bad relationship. They didn't expect them to be so close. She continued to ask.
"About how many times in a month?" Princess Huachang was about to answer when someone interrupted her.
Yuchi Lianping's dissatisfaction was beyond words, and he stretched out a thick finger.
“How many times? Just once a month.”
Princess Shang married an unusual wife. They were husband and wife and a monarch and subject. The eldest princess set many rules for him.
In the beginning, we were allowed to have sex four times a month. As for why we only have one now, it’s all because Yuchi Lianping is too rough.
The eldest princess Huachang couldn't stand him not being clean enough, so she lay on her gorgeous and fragrant bedding.
A smelly man who wipes his whole body with a torn rag is not qualified to share the bed with her.
Nowadays, I am still willing to do this kind of thing just for the sake of the name of husband and wife.
So except for this time every month, they would share a bed, and the rest of the time they would live separately in the Princess's Mansion and the General's Mansion.
Just do this once in a month as a couple.
Ji Qingwu counted the days and found that he had just avoided the eldest princess's fertile period last night.
She asked: "But this day is fixed every month?"
The eldest princess Huachang nodded slightly.
No wonder, this is no different from deliberate contraception. This is where the problem lies.
Ji Qingwu took a pen and paper and sketched on the rice paper, "If the eldest princess wants to get pregnant as soon as possible, she must avoid those days during intercourse, and these days are the best days for pregnancy. "It's a good time."
Yu Chi Lianping peeked at the side, crossed his arms and said: "It doesn't matter what day, do it every day."
The eldest princess Huachang just took it and threw it away. The sweat towel on the side was stuffed into his mouth.
This smells really strong.
Yuchi Lianping almost vomited.
He rarely reflected in his heart that it was not unreasonable for the pure and pure Princess to dislike him so much.
Ji Qingwu said softly: "Eldest Princess, Prince Consort, it should be okay to change the time of sexual intercourse every month."
Yu Chi Lianping wiped out the sweat in his mouth He took out the scarf and threw it away, questioning: "Is this okay?" He touched his cheek again. Zi asked: "Does it increase the chance of doing it every day?"
Ji Qingwu's eyes couldn't help but fall on the consort's strong arms. They were probably thicker than the eldest princess's thighs. Days like this, let alone pregnancy, the beauty will fade away and die.
She said euphemistically: "Too much is too much, these few days are just the right time."
The eldest princess Huachang breathed a sigh of relief, she was really afraid that this rough man would go crazy.
Ji Qingwu and the eldest princess made an appointment for the next time they would come to get a pulse, and then left the mansion.
Seeing that Yuchi Lianping was still sitting in the side hall, the eldest princess Huachang squinted and said, "Why don't you go back to the general's mansion?"
"I'm not listening to the doctor's words. Stay a few more days." , help you.”
Looking at the princess who looked like a fairy in a fairyland, Yuchi Lianping's eyes were glued to her.
The eldest princess Huachang said coldly: "You don't need your help."
"You don't need my help to give birth to a child. You really can't do it yourself."
What? They had been married for six years, and she knew when the man's eyes changed that he was thinking about something nasty.
"Can you have other things in your mind and stop pestering me?"
Zhao Tianhua was a princess, and Yuchi Lianping was aggrieved as a concubine and could not take concubines, and he had to exercise restraint in sexual intercourse.
He sneered: "Don't all men in the world think about this, especially those of us who are generals in the army? There is already a huge demand in this area."
Listen. The rascal's words made Princess Huachang's forehead jump a few times.
"You are just making excuses for your lust. A gentleman should be as upright as jade. The emperor was once a general in the north, and he was not like you."
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