Chapter 739: Adding billions of explosion effects... an empty city plan! [Asking for monthly tickets]
Tai Shici has not yet come into contact with the original work of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms". When he heard the word "empty city", he instinctively felt that it was unreliable:
"Can this work? We can You can go astray, but if you go too far, you won't be able to pull it back. "
Song Xian held a cigarette in his mouth, took out his tablet, and said while fiddling with it:
"I don't dare to guarantee whether it will succeed or not, but this is a matter of luck. , we generally won’t lose..."
Taishi Ci was a little confused:
“Why?”
Song Xian pulled the good luck cat pendant out of his collar and showed it:
“Because he came from Gao The God of Luck in the dimension world, the noble Lord of Meow Meow Cult, and the best friend of Master Tian Dao, Good Luck Cat, is on our side!"
Tai Shi Ci smiled and said:
"Your attributive is long enough."
Song Xian chuckled:
"Isn't it strange that there are many people giving gifts? Wear a few more tall hats. When the good luck cat is happy, he can Let Zhang Liang, the number one in Bingzhou, become famous in one battle!"
When he said the word Zhang Liang, his eyes were blurred by the smoke, and he couldn't help but raise his hands to wipe his tears, and his words were a little slurred.
After wiping away his tears, he complained that it was difficult to talk while holding a cigarette in his mouth. He held his tablet and began to look at the aerial view of Yangle City to find a suitable location for setting up an ambush.
In the original work, Zhuge Liang used the empty city strategy to repel the enemy. Song Xian felt that it was inappropriate not to entertain people who came all the way. Besides, it was such a good opportunity to frighten the foreigners. If you missed it, you would regret it for the rest of your life.
In the real world, Dundun was squatting in front of the small dining table, enjoying the delicious grilled cod. Sensing Song Xian's prayer, he walked to his laptop with some doubts, raised his paw and typed on it. A few words:
[Bing, Zhou, Di, Yi, Xiao, Cockroach? dragonfly? 】
Don’t humans hate cockroaches? Why would anyone want to be a cockroach?
The gap between people is indeed greater than the gap between people and dogs. Just now when my aunt came to eat, she talked about the dangers of cockroaches, so cockroach lovers appeared.
Alas, since you have begged me, let you be a little cockroach.
But I’m not sure if I’m not number one in Bingzhou, because I really don’t know if there are any other cockroach enthusiasts in Bingzhou... The netizens are right, people with niche hobby are angels with broken wings. , fell from a high altitude and broke his brain.
When the little fat cat was shaking his head and sighing, Shen Jiayue, who was making milk powder in the kitchen, shouted to it:
"Dundun, hurry up and eat. You have to go play after eating. What do you want?" Don’t want to go shopping in a stroller?”
After hearing this, Dundun quickly closed the laptop with his big head, jumped to his small dining table, and continued to enjoy the delicious grilled cod fish dinner.
In the world of the Three Kingdoms, Song Xian placed a set of outdoor speakers on the city wall, facing the direction of Changli.
In the open space not far from the city gate, many soldiers were digging pits and filling them with mines made of black powder.
Taishici held the detonator transformed from the remote control handle of a toy car and looked at it for a long time, and asked unconvincingly:
"Is this thing really going to explode when you press it?"
Song Xian nodded, picked up a landmine and showed it to Taishi Ci:
"There is an electronic lighter inside. Through radio control, the lighter can ignite the gunpowder fuse, and then a violent explosion will occur."
Tai Shici didn't understand the principle here and sighed. :
"Is this made by gods for us?"
"No, these are accessories that can be bought casually in the real world. When combined together, they become a very common remote-controlled explosive device It was first researched by the Third Master's Muke Village. Now the technology has been promoted and can be made in several worlds in the book. The best quality mines are the ones in Qilin Village. The gunpowder is more powerful, but Muke has the most tricks. In the Zhai arsenal, they would add iron nails, metal scraps, or flammable substances such as white phosphorus into the explosives, which was full of surprises.”
Tai Shici came into contact with this knowledge for the first time:
"What will happen if you add these things?"
"Let me tell you this, if you can be killed by this thing on the spot, it will be like smoke coming from the ancestral grave. It is the merit accumulated by many generations of good deeds in the family. That's it. The guy who was afraid of being bombed but didn't die would definitely be in unprecedented pain, especially Xia Xia. Oh my god, the small but deep wounds all over my body are inflamed, oozing pus and infested with maggots, but they are still alive... I usually try my best to beg for relief, because it is too uncomfortable to wait for death. "< br>
Tai Shici: "..."
Are you devils?
But thinking that he was also a member of the Han Dynasty, his mentality suddenly changed. He felt that the Han Dynasty was really powerful. People or nations who tried to divide the Han Dynasty or insult the Han Dynasty had to go through this kind of pain.
He placed the black powder mine the size of a washbasin as a treasure and asked Song Xian:
"Isn't this the most painful way to die for someone who goes against a big man?"
Song Xian shook his head:
"It's much worse. Although this kind of visible wound is painful, it is not torture. The most painful thing is They are some torture methods studied by the Secrecy Bureau, which are simply beyond human imagination."
During the attack on Yecheng, Song Xian was in the same military camp as Yuwen Chengdu and others. He once chatted with Sima Lang. When they arrived at the Security Bureau, Sima Lang said that Guo Jia had nothing to do and browsed the bound volumes of old newspapers and accidentally saw a report about asbestos.
Asbestos is a relatively good building material, but it has a very big disadvantage, that is, it causes irreversible damage to the skin. If it is inhaled into the lungs, you will suffer inhuman pain throughout your life.
When ordinary people see this kind of report, they will subconsciously feel scared and then quickly turn over it.
But Guo Jia was different. When he saw that asbestos was so good, he asked Liu Xie to go to the real world to get some. Unfortunately, this thing had been discontinued long ago, and Li Yu could only dismantle it from the shacks in the old village of Shitou Village. A few asbestos tiles.
When moving, everyone put on protective clothing and disinfectant masks, and their whole bodies were wrapped tightly. Those who didn’t know thought there was some acute infectious disease.
After the asbestos tiles were transported to the Secrecy Bureau, Guo Jia captured a few cannibals and asked them to take off their clothes and hold small hammers. They sat downwind and pounded an asbestos tile into powder. .
Guo Jia expressed his magnanimity and released them without charge after the beating.
But before they were even halfway through the beating, these fearless guys couldn't stand the stinging pain all over their bodies and took the initiative to end their lives.
Tai Shici couldn't imagine how miserable that scene was. He just felt that if his body was covered with spikes that were thinner than hair, he would probably commit suicide.
For the first time, he had a clear understanding of the Bureau of Secrecy and decided to hide it for the rest of his life.
Seeing that he had gone too far, Song Xian quickly made amends:
"Actually, Fengxiao is a very interesting person. He is loyal and has no airs. He can become good friends with us big-headed soldiers... But as good as he is to his own people, he is also cruel to my big enemy. After a while, he will represent us, the aborigines of the world in the book, to attend Wu Erlang’s wedding in the real world.”
Tai Shici: “…”
You can say more. It sounds good, but it cannot shake my determination to avoid Guo Fengxiao in the future.
When the mines were almost buried, the tens of thousands of troops coming from Changli were not far away.
Song Xian sighed:
"It's a pity that Cao Xing and his artillery regiment are not here. Otherwise, why should we bother so much? We can just fire a basic number of artillery shells and call it a day... All the newly recruited Orions in the army will follow you. I only need fifty Just one person will do."
Song Xian's strategy was very simple. He buried all the mines and explosives he brought on the flat ground outside the city gate. Taishi Ci led most of the cavalry to hide in a nearby forest. Be prepared to explode.
After the explosion, Taishi Ci led the cavalry to charge into the formation and disperse the opponent's formation. Then these tens of thousands of troops were waiting to be harvested for military merit.
As for Song Xian, he sang with a large loudspeaker on the tower to attract the attention of the Wuhuan people.
The city gate will be opened at that time, and a few old soldiers will be arranged to sweep the floor near the city gate.
If the Wuhuan people really wanted to rush to the city gate, the fifty cavalry hidden inside the city would use the remaining fireworks and firecrackers to spray out, delaying their pace.
It seems to be an empty city tactic, but it is actually a tactic to invite you into the urn.
As long as they come, they will either be bombed or collapsed, and the formation will always be disrupted, and then they will be attacked by the army led by Taishi Ci, the most daring in Donglai.
Song Xian said:
"When the Changli people came, many people in Yangle were ready to take action. The more than 20,000 prisoners who built the road probably also dreamed of turning into farmers and singing songs... We This battle is to use explosives to blow away their illusions.”
Fortunately, Lu Bu developed a habit of prohibiting the misuse of explosives in the army, so that in the battle to destroy Tadun, Song Xian and others only used some gasoline, and explosives and landmines were useless.
Now, it’s the turn of these explosives to carry out a dimensionality reduction attack on the Wuhuan people.
Tai Shici was a little worried:
"Can you stay in the city? If these Wuhuan people rush in swarm, I may not be able to save you."
Song Xian waved his hand:
"Brother Zi Yi, don't worry. If the Wuhuan people were so brave, they wouldn't be the vassals of the Xianbei people. If they can break through our good strategy, it will most likely be the work of the alien gods, and the gods will do it. Our Chinese gods are not vegetarians... In short, no matter what, I will be safe and sound." After that, he confessed:
"Not my sworn brother. I know the music. When they come, I will sing on the city gate tower. Brother Ziyi remembers to match the rhythm and press the detonator to give them some color."
Tai Shici checked the power of the detonator, told Song Xian to put on his armor, and then led a light cavalry consisting of 600 armored cavalry and 600 hunters to ambush in the nearby woods.
Song Xian returned to the city, arranged the layout of the city gate, and used a drone to hang a loudspeaker, ordering the people to hide at home and wait to watch the show.
When everything was ready, he Shi Shiran came to the city gate upstairs, put up a microphone stand, adjusted the sound, chose a good song accompaniment, sat on the city wall, and quietly waited for the guests to take their seats.
Not long after, the scout's voice came from the walkie-talkie:
"We came closer to investigate, grabbed a few more tongues, and found out the details."
Song Xian took a lozenge and said:
“Who is the leader of this team?”
"Su Puyan, the king of Wuhuanqiao, after selling Liu Yu's envoy, took his people to the Liaodong vassal country and persuaded the local Wuhuan people. They formed a large army and prepared to seize the territory of the Wuhuan people in Liaoxi County and return it to them in the future. He plans to establish the Wuhuan Kingdom to compete with the Han Dynasty. "
Oh, the ideal is very full.
Among the five Wuhuan leaders, King Qiao is the weakest and has little territory. After Tadun was killed by Zhang Liao, he did not even have an independent pasture and needed to rely on Lou Ban to survive.
Unfortunately, he escorted Lou Ban to Liaodong County, and Gongsun Du of Liaodong was worried that Cao Cao would take the opportunity to attack, so he quickly gave their heads to Cao Cao, who had just finished writing Guan Canghai.
Tadun, Lou Ban and Su Buyan, who carried the hopes of Wuhuan Zhongxing, fell away in a short period of time.
Now that Tadun and Lou Ban had been boldly eliminated by Taishi, Song Xian didn't expect Su Puyan to show up again, so he didn't bother the two masters and let Taishi Ci kill them.
Report it to the court later, and your Majesty may award Taishi Ci the title of [Wuhuan Nemesis].
The Wuhuan people marched without any rules, and there was no distinction between front and rear armies. When their figures appeared in the telescope, Song Xian immediately informed Taishi Ci on the walkie-talkie, then took off his armor and put on White shirt, black suit and tie.
The soldier next to him twitched his mouth when he saw it:
"General, aren't you going to sing? Why are you dressed up? I don't know, I thought you were going to be the groom's official."< br>
Song Xian said while busy:
"You have to wear what kind of clothes to sing. Today I want to sing Jianlin's happy song, so naturally I have to do my best to cosplay with Mr. Wang... As the saying goes, sunglasses Once I wear them, no one likes them. Where are my sunglasses?”
After searching for a long time, this guy finally found his sunglasses and took two selfies with his phone. Then he shook his head and said:
"It's a pity that I'm too handsome and don't have the temperament of Mr. Wang, but I don't mind if I follow the authority in urgent matters."
This guy kept talking non-stop, wait. When Su Buyan led the army and was only a few miles away from the city, he turned the sound of the stereo to the maximum and waved his hand in the distance like a boss:
"Hello, Su Puyan!"
When several soldiers behind him who knew the real world heard this greeting, they immediately looked at each other:
"Isn't this the tone in which Wang Xiaobo greeted his wife? ? "What does the general want to do?"
Satisfied Su Puyan also had the same question, but he had not used this name for a long time and replaced it with King Qiao.
Today, he will lead an army to occupy Yangle City and let the tribes running around have a piece of their own territory.
Song Xian continued:
“I am Song Xian, the captain of the Han Dynasty Sheng Sheng. I heard that King Wuhuanqiao came all the way from Changli. I have nothing to repay, so I can only offer a song to express my feelings for Qiao. The king's respect!"
When Su Puyan heard this, he said proudly to his men:
"Look, now The big men are all these weaklings. The glory of our Wuhuan is about to come. But they say that you don’t hit the smiling man. Let’s listen to his song... Pass the order and assemble in the open space in front of the city to display in all directions. The style of our Wuhuan people.”
After that, he added:
"From now on, they will be the people of our Wuhuan people, and they must have the spirit of a great nation."
These people quickly gathered at the place where the mines were buried. Song Xian felt happy and quickly connected his mobile phone to the stereo , pressed the play button, and the prelude of "The Fake Monk" soon came out from the speakers.
Are most of the Wuhuan people just grassland kids who don’t have enough to eat? They can’t even understand Han Fu, let alone modern rock music.
They asked Su Buyan in a low voice:
"Your Majesty, what kind of music is this?"
Su Buyan didn't understand this either. In order not to lose face in front of his men, he had to bite the bullet and said:
"This is Han court music, which is more cheerful and expresses the joy of welcoming Master Wang...etc. Shangpin Jiale is most taboo about talking, so listen carefully."
"Yes!"
The Wuhuan people quickly quieted down and watched Song Xian, who was wearing a suit, singing quietly.
“I want to walk from south to north, and I want to walk from white to black. I want people to see me, but not know who I am!”
"If you see that I am a little tired, please pour me a bowl of water. If you have fallen in love with me, please kiss my mouth!"
Hearing this, Su Buyan grinned. Ear base.
Who said the Han people are reserved? Isn't this very passionate and unrestrained? This Song Xian will be the Honglu Temple of my Dawuhuan court from now on.
Such a good eloquence can definitely quickly improve the cultural quality of the Wuhuan court.
When people are excited, their thoughts will always become active unconsciously, so some people have already thought about which university their children will apply for before they say a word when they see the person they like.
Su Puyan was thinking about the future, and Song Xian was also deeply aware of Mr. Wang's happiness.
Facing a group of Wuhuan blind people who don’t know music notation, he already has a sense of accomplishment and is excited to sing. If it were to be replaced by a large company’s annual meeting, facing a group of high-quality employees, what he would get It’s all positive feedback and definitely more satisfying.
No wonder the news said that Mr. Wang sang four songs in one breath. This is not singing at all, it is just taking the spiritual Five Stone Powder.
Halfway through the song, Song Xian found that there was no response from Tai Shici, so he quickly informed him with the lyrics:
"I have these feet, I have these legs, I have these thousands of mountains. He Wanshui, Taishi Ci, why don’t you start? Send them back to the west quickly!”
"Su Buyan is a big idiot. I like your mother and your aunt. They come up on poles and eat dog shit. All Wuhuan people will die!"
Tai Shici was not fascinated by modern rock music for the first time. , Gong Shangjiao Zhengyu, who was just studying this piece of music, forgot the agreed signal.
Hearing the lyrics informing him, he quickly turned on the detonator switch and pressed the detonation button.
When Song Xian finished singing and the interlude sounded, the buried mines exploded one after another. The Wuhuan people who were originally confused by the song were suddenly blown to pieces, and their mounts were almost They were all under stress and ran out regardless... Before Taishi Ci started to charge, they themselves were in chaos, like a group of bereaved dogs.
On the city wall, Song Xian quickly turned his back to the direction of the explosion and asked a few soldiers to take a short video:
"A real man never looks back at the explosion. I am Song Xian, and I speak for myself!"
Above the sky, Jie Jiaoxian, who came to watch the excitement, burst into laughter. They never thought of fighting in the mortal world. To be able to add so many tasks is a new trend in defensive warfare.
In front of the statue of the gods in the real world, Li Yu looked at this scene and felt a little dumbfounded.
Water Margin said that Du Xing of Yue Shijie had just squeezed into the field of swearing, and Song Xian upgraded his competitiveness and started singing rock music.
At this rate, this guy might be able to become a marquis by scolding and grooming.
Well, when the time comes, I will call him... the Great Han Lezihou!
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