Chapter 216 The Evil Pipi Shrimp will teach you how to be a good person on the spot
[Laughing to death, if this can be considered self-defense, then I am also self-defense today. I just passed by the kitchen and three fried chickens attacked me. I had no choice but to eat them to stop this behavior! 】
【Pippi Shrimp: What a big pot. 】
[Pippi Xia didn’t even expect that he would be scolded for living without shrimps, hahahaha! 】
The audience did not think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, but Wei Yanbo became even more angry after hearing these remarks, "You are talking nonsense, making excuses for your own bad behavior!"
Jiang Nanxi sniffed and choked up and said, "If it doesn't work, call the police. Let the police come and educate you on whether legitimate defense is possible."
Wei Yanbo:?
Jiang Nanxi looked at Liu Qingyan beside him, "Teacher Liu, you saw it just now. Their attacks are so ferocious. If we don't put them in take-out boxes, we won't survive at all!"
The corner of Liu Qingyan's mouth twitched, "Indeed, the situation just now was too thrilling."
Wei Yanbo:?
Jiang Nanxi hugged Liu Qingyan beside him and started crying again, "Teacher Liu, wuwuwuwu, what kind of world is this? Why am I wrong to protect myself! Am I the only one who can be bullied?!"
Wei Yanbo:?
Wei Yanbo saw Jiang Nanxi crying louder and louder. He couldn't help but take a deep breath and said, "Okay, Pipi Xia will beat you, right? If you have the ability, let Pipi Xia beat you and see!" Pipi shrimp can really hit people, let’s forget about it!”
Jiang Nanxi cried.
She suddenly saw an uneaten Pipi shrimp falling on the ground next to the coffee table.
Jiang Nanxi thought for a moment and said, "Teacher Wei, is it true? If you saw Pippi Xia beating someone, would you believe what I say?"
Wei Yanbo sneered, "Yes, You ask Pipi Xia to hit me and see. If Pipi Xia can't hit anyone, then you are making trouble unreasonably. You should publicly apologize to everyone!
Also! In addition, you need to pay for tonight’s meal, and you and Liu Qingyan’s group will also have to accept certain punishments.”
“What punishment?”
Hearing Jiang Nanxi’s question, the director replied. , "You have violated the rules and cannot participate in the three-round game. These three-round games are related to tonight's supper, tomorrow's lunch, and dinner.
If none of you can participate, that means you won’t be able to eat all day tomorrow! "
Jiang Nanxi looked at them with condemnation, "Such a serious punishment? You are so cruel! "
The director then said, "Okay, please tell me how exactly Pipi Shrimp hit you. If you can't tell us, and you can't let us see Pipixia beat someone, just accept the punishment! "
Jiang Nanxi went to pick up the Pippi shrimp that fell on the ground next to the coffee table, and put it on a plate.
"This evil Pippi shrimp escaped, and I finally managed to escape. Caught back. ”
Jiang Nanxi handed the plate to the director, "Director, take it, it will attack you later, you must be careful not to get hurt!"
The director took Pippi speechlessly Xia, "This thing is dead, how can it attack people? I really didn't expect you to say such outrageous things just for a bite to eat!"
Jiang Nanxi blinked at him.
The director was stunned for a moment, with a bad feeling in his heart, and then the next second,
he saw the Pippi shrimp lying on the plate suddenly jump up, and then snap A slap in the face with his tail!
director:? ? ?
Before the director could react, Pipi Shrimp was waving its tail crazily in front of him, just like a fish washed up on the beach by the sea water and slapping its tail crazily. The director's face.
Pah, pah, pah!
Not long after, there were red marks on the director’s cheeks, which hurt so much that his cheeks were swollen.
“Ah!”
The director screamed and waved his hands vigorously in an attempt to open Pipi Shrimp, but Pipi Shrimp dodged it several times.
"Help, Pipi Xia hit someone!" "Director!"
When Wei Yanbo saw this scene, everyone was dumbfounded. It took a long time Only then did he react.
He stretched out his hand to help the director fight off the Pipi shrimp that was clinging to him, but Pipi shrimp slapped him in the face.
Bang bang bang bang bang!
When Pipi Xia saw Wei Yanbo coming, he stopped pestering the director and swung his tail wildly at Wei Yanbo's face, giving him several red marks on his face.
"Help, help! Jiang Nanxi, what have you done? Stop Pipi Shrimp!"
"Stop it, Jiang Nanxi, are you the one who caused it? Stop it! !”
The two of them ran around the room with their heads in their hands, and Pippi Shrimp chased them.
"Don't be afraid, I'm here to save you! Evil Pipi Shrimp, let my belly punish you!"
Jiang Nanxi rushed over with a slide shovel, caught the evil Pipi Shrimp, and put him After peeling the shrimps and dipping them in vinegar and eating them, the room became quiet.
Liu Qingyan: "..."
Audience: "..."
The director and Wei Yanbo calmed down and saw Jiang Nanxi happily eating Pipi shrimps. His face turned green.
The director couldn't help but say, "What did you do to Pipi Shrimp? You must have done some trick to make this thing attack us like a ghost!"
Wei Yanbo also said, "That's it. , the Pipi shrimp is cooked, how can it attack others! Besides, this thing is a seafood, there is no way it can fly up and slap someone!"
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Jiang Nanxi threw away the remains of the Pipi Shrimp and said solemnly, "Actually, these seafood were salvaged from the sea areas polluted by nuclear wastewater. They have been mutated. If people eat them, big trouble will happen. "
The director looked surprised, "Really? We ordered another one today, and everyone ate a lot of it!"
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Jiang Nanxi: "It's not good for your health anyway."
Director: "But most of the dishes in the hotels and restaurants on this island are seafood. Are we going to stop eating for the next few days?"
Jiang Nanxi: "Yes, you'd better not eat any more. If you order something, you can bring it to me. I'm willing to sacrifice my health for everyone's safety."
Director :? ? ?
The director then realized that he had been tricked by this bitch Jiang Nanxi again, and his eyes were burning with anger, "Jiang Nanxi, can you be normal?!"
Jiang Nanxi coughed lightly and said, "I'm normal. You want to see Pipi Xia beat someone, so I'll show it to you. Now you can prove that what I said is correct, right?
The evil Pipi Xia just now is You brought a large group of seafood to beat me like this. For the sake of your safety, I packed up these evil seafood and took them away."
The director and Wei Yanbo did not speak, with a faint expression on their faces. I don’t know how to refute the feeling of death.
Wei Yanbo regretted giving her ten points. He might as well give her a high score and let her eat normally!
This way, they don’t have to be disgusted when eating, and now they don’t have to be forced to accept her ridiculous remarks about Pipi shrimp hitting people!
The director and Wei Yanbo left in despair.
Jiang Nanxi went back to his room to rest with satisfaction, and made an agreement with Liu Qingyan not to participate in the supper game at night.
Because the two of them really can't eat anymore, they don't need this game.
Jiang Nanxi finished washing and rested for a while, then turned off the lights and got ready to go to bed.
As soon as he turned off the lights, Jiang Nanxi heard a slight movement from the direction of the balcony.
She turned around and saw a bloody eye staring straight at her through the gap in the curtain!