Chapter 275 A Million Ways to Die in Hell
In the vast desert, the golden sand dunes shine in the sun, like an endless golden ocean, extending to the sky. Occasionally, a few tenacious cacti or sparse shrubs are dotted here, adding some signs of life to this desolate place.
On the skyline, rolling heat waves seem to distort the air, creating a lonely and fiery atmosphere in this world.
Not far away, a small town made of wood and mud stood in front of everyone. On the dusty streets, horse-drawn carriages shuttled, and buildings such as taverns, grocery stores, and blacksmith shops were scattered in an orderly manner.
This is actually...the ninth level of hell where countless great demons live? !
"Brother——"
After Lango looked around, he thoroughly confirmed the scene in front of him. He couldn't help but put his arm on Lucifer's shoulder, and asked with a confused look: "Are you sure this is The ninth level of hell, instead of us traveling through time and space to the 19th century American West?"
"Hmm~"
Lucifer snorted, the corner of his mouth curled up. Putting on a playful smile: "There was a time when I was particularly obsessed with western movies, such as "The Good and the Bad," "Dances with Wolves," and "Battle of Yuma"... So, when I occasionally went back to hell to hang out, I decided to transform this place into a western one. I think the other demons liked it, and no one raised any objections.”
“.”
Everyone was speechless after hearing this. You, the King of Hell, have spoken. How can others dare to object?
However, after looking at the surrounding environment, Lucifer couldn't help but wrinkled his nose, his expression looked a little strange.
Now that Satan has returned, he thought that the ninth floor would return to the world of flames and magma as before, but he did not expect that the guy did not change the environment of this floor, and still maintained the same atmosphere as he once had. appearance.
Looking at the tumbleweeds blowing in the wind in the desert, Lango tilted his head towards everyone, pointed at the western town not far away, and then took the lead in getting out of the slime's belly. Come out and walk towards the town.
Whatever comes, take care of it. Whether it is the magma hell or the Western World, Lange firmly believes that with his own strength, there is nothing to worry about before Satan appears.
The rest of the people didn't hesitate too much when they saw this. After arranging their weapons one by one, they followed Lango.
In this desolate western desert, thick clouds are like fire. Looking from above, hundreds of people are walking towards the town calmly.
Above the sky, a pair of eyes slowly opened, revealing the two emotionless vertical pupils inside, watching all this coldly.
Soon after, Lange and others walked into the town safely.
【Hell Town】
Glancing at the sign outside the town, the moment everyone stepped into the town, a contemporary and humanistic atmosphere hit their faces.
"Fake. It smells so bad!" Teddy immediately covered his nose and shouted with disgust.
I saw piles of various animal feces on both sides of the road in this town. After high-temperature fermentation, it has become covered with maggots and blowflies. The stench is so strong that just looking at it makes me feel sick. .
When Lango was about to avoid the dung, he found that the wolf cubs except Winnie were eagerly staring at the cow dung on both sides, their eyes full of curiosity and desire. Seeing this, He couldn't help but kick them in the butt.
It’s a wolf, not a dog, so I don’t know why he’s so interested in feces.
Lucifer couldn't help but smile awkwardly when he saw this: "It was quite clean when I was here before. It must have been done by that bastard Beelzebub. That guy likes this kind of stinking environment best."
As he spoke, he led the way and introduced as he walked: "The demons who can stay in this town are of very high level. They usually don't stay outside. They should be drinking and having fun in the tavern."
“Now Satan is back, in hell We don’t know the tendencies of other great demons yet. As I said before, many great demons are actually very indifferent to Satan, so we don’t need to regard them all as enemies.”
“Follow me. Let's go in and find out the news first."
After hearing what he said, Lange followed this guy without hesitation. If there were a few more powerful demons as allies, they would undoubtedly be greatly increased. odds of winning.
Teddy, who was following closely at Lango's feet, felt a strange feeling in his heart at this moment.
Looking back on his experiences along the way, he felt as if he and his partners were just like the protagonists in a movie, constantly looking for powerful partners on the road to conquering the villain BOSS.
If their world were a movie, it would seem that Satan could be successfully defeated as long as a few popular partners were killed in this battle.
Thinking of this, Teddy raised his head and looked at Rango beside him, well, nothing can happen to this guy.
Then he automatically excluded Yumi, Toothless and others, and then Quagma and Old Joe.
Although these two are sometimes unreliable, they have always been good to themselves and are not suitable to die.
Finally, Teddy's eyes were fixed on the death wolf Dais. He was wearing a cloak, his entire face was hidden in the shadows, and he exuded the aura of death.
Well, the original candidate is here.
While Teddy was thinking, Lucifer had already led them to the door of a tavern.
Hearing the laughter and laughter coming from inside, Lucifer first looked at Rango and said with some emotion, "I have been away from hell for so many years, but I don't know if these guys still recognize me. ”
"So?" Rango asked curiously.
A stern smile appeared on Lucifer's face: "So, we must give them a blow from the beginning!"
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly raised his right foot, Kick hard at the door of the tavern!
The attitude is very bad!
Bang——!
The next second, under the shocked eyes of everyone, a big hole was kicked out of the wooden door by this guy, and his leg was directly stuck inside!
"This"
Lango and Teddy looked at each other blankly. Maybe it was because of the different local customs. At least in the human world, they didn't have to put their legs in the door when they were showing off.
"Don't be stunned, help me pull it out quickly!" Lucifer was independent and hurriedly patted Lango on the shoulder.
At this time, many demons who were drinking and enjoying themselves in the tavern noticed the scene outside the door, put down their glasses one after another, and stared at them with different eyes. Some were shocked, some were horrified, and some had playful smiles.
"Fake."
Lango lowered his head in embarrassment and glared at Lucifer, "You'd better tell me in advance what you are going to do in the future. How can you deter the enemy like this?"
"Mistake."
Lango wordlessly pulled Lucifer's waist and pulled his legs out of the doorway. Then the expression on his face returned to a stern look, and his eyes were not at all Look directly at these guys in the tavern without fear.
It is worth mentioning that almost all of these big demons in Lucifer's mouth are dressed like Western cowboys. They wore cowboy hats, carried revolvers, and a few even wore spiked boots. At first glance, they look no different from ordinary western cowboys, but they all exude a heart-stopping and dangerous atmosphere.
“Well~Well~Well~”
A long joke came from the depths of the tavern. Looking up, I saw a middle-aged man with disheveled hair and a cloth on his leather jacket. Covered with the filthy traces of time, he was clapping his hands and staring at Lucifer with a half-smile.
"Look, isn't this our King of Hell? You can take time out of your busy schedule to come to Hell to visit us old friends. We are really honored." His tone There's a bit of joking in it.
"Comeon (please), Beelzebub, I basically come down once every ten years, what's so surprising about it."
Lucifer smiled nonchalantly and strode toward the tavern, as if he didn't hear the sarcasm in the other person's words.
Seeing the strange scene in this meeting, Rango couldn't help but tell Teddy, Yumi and the others to stay outside the tavern with the wolf cubs first, and keep an eye on them so they don't run away to eat shit.
Then he led Quagma and others with the same swagger, following Lucifer without fear.
Walking to Beelzebub’s table, Lucifer wanted to give his old friend a high-five hug, but when he saw the flies wrapped around Beelzebub’s body and the unpleasant smell, he He couldn't help but take a few steps back, and just nodded and smiled politely.
“Why are you alone?” Lucifer and Lango sat down at a nearby wine table and asked casually, “Where are Douma, Mostema and Abaddon?”
Beelzebub did not answer, but carefully looked at Lucifer in front of him. After a long time, he slowly spoke: "Although I have always been disapproving of your character, you really impressed me this time. Satan is in a corner on the ninth floor, so you are not afraid of him coming out and attacking you directly Liquidate you?"
"Pfft, haha "Ha" Lucifer couldn't help but sneer, "It's just a long worm that has been sealed in the ground for tens of thousands of years. If he really has the strength to deal with me, why doesn't he show up now?"
said Then, Lucifer suddenly stood up and walked quickly Going to the window, facing the sky that seemed to be burning with raging flames, he opened his voice and shouted loudly: "Satan! Do you see it? I am Lucifer, the fallen angel who stole your power in hell! Come here! Come on, you damn smelly snake, I'll wait for you right here ! You're the one who messed with Fake..."
"You'd better shut up!"
Beelzebub, who was sitting leisurely on the chair, suddenly changed his face, and he hurriedly said He reached out and grabbed Lucifer's arm and pulled him back forcefully.
He lowered his voice and cursed: "Don't be so impatient if you want to die. That bastard is hiding in some corner, waiting for an opportunity."
"What can he do? This guy has been out of hell for a few years. After ten thousand years, apart from some minions, who else would recognize him?"
“But he has been the king of hell for countless thousands of years.”
Beelzebub glanced out the window, his expression became extremely serious, “Since he came back, hell has ceased to exist. It's the same hell as before."
"What do you mean?" Lucifer frowned.
"Accidents! All kinds of unexpected accidents happen here all the time!"
Beelzebub explained with lingering fear, his words full of fear of the changes in hell after Satan returns, "You are walking on the road , the ground might suddenly open and a crack would swallow you up. No; at any intersection, a group of running monsters will rush out and knock you away; fireballs may suddenly appear in the air; and even black rain may suddenly fall from the sky, melting you into paste..."
This guy listed one after another of the changes in hell after Satan returned.
In short, the ninth level of hell, which was originally divided into separate kingdoms, is now full of all kinds of inexplicable accidents.
Whether it is an ordinary red-horned demon or a hell lord of their level, almost no one can escape the troubles of these unexpected events.
Although these weird ways of death sound a bit scary, when you think about it carefully, they are a bit funny.
Lango asked curiously at this time: "These accidents may kill ordinary undead or demons, but what impact will they have on you? Can you still be killed by monsters?"
< br>Hearing this, Beelzebub replied unhappily: "Fake, although you can't die, but you were beaten up for no reason while walking on the road, would you be happy if it were you?"
"Okay. "Lango raised his eyebrows and nodded.
Here, Beelzebub continued to complain: "It would be fine if that bastard Satan wanted to go to war with us directly, but he just hides in a place where no one knows, playing such childish tricks. . What kind of devil is this? Damn it, I don’t want to go out anymore and stay indoors drinking all day long.”
After listening to his words, Lucifer held his chin with one hand and frowned tightly.
He seemed to hear other meanings from Beelzebub's words and fell into deep thinking.
On the other side, Quagma, who can be called an encyclopedia, is still introducing to Rango the origins of Beelzebub and the names Lucifer just mentioned.
Both Beelzebub, Douma, Mastema and Abaddon were all Seraphs who fell into hell with Lucifer at that time.
Speaking of which, Azazel, the Great Demon of Original Sin, should be among them. That guy was a die-hard loyalist to Lucifer. In order to find Lucifer, he was willing to give up 90% of his strength and go to the human world.
Then Lange led a bunch of gangsters and killed him like crazy
While they were chatting, Lucifer suddenly slapped his forehead, and his expression became extremely serious. .
He looked at Lango and said seriously: "We can't wait any longer, we must find that bastard as soon as possible."
"Who?"
"Of course it is. Satan! ”
Lucifer looked at everyone and said in a deep voice: "You all heard what Beelzebub just said. Hell is experiencing unprecedented changes. These are the precursors of changes in latitude and space."
Lango With a confused look on his face: "Wait a minute, man, just say Please click something we can understand, okay?”
Lucifer sighed helplessly and explained: “Satan, as the former lord of hell, after his return, his power is gradually penetrating the entire hell. It’s like It's the plague that's spreading, but the one he's infected isn't Living things, but the spatial structure of the entire hell. "
"Because of this, various bizarre events will occur in hell. We must stop him before he completely controls hell, otherwise, he will be like this. Like tens of thousands of years ago, integrated with hell "Back then."
Lucifer shrugged, "Back then, God led many powerful Seraphs and joined forces with other gods to defeat Satan. I don't think the strength of our group can match it. God that old man.”
".Fake."
Everyone looked at each other, their hearts sinking, realizing the seriousness of the situation.
"Follow me, I have a way to find him." Lucifer said, and stood up to lead the way.
However, at this moment, several figures walked in angrily from outside the tavern. After seeing their group, they were just slightly stunned, and then quickened their pace. One of them even shouted angrily. Go to Lango.
(End of this chapter)