Chapter 5902 Various Speculations
"Third Brother, what about you? Does your heart hurt?" In order to lighten the atmosphere, he even made an inappropriate joke.
Yang Huazhong had been sullen. Hearing this, he shook his head, "My heart doesn't hurt, my feet hurt."
Yang Huaming: "Ah? Why is this? It's because I have traveled too much. The reason?"
Yang Huazhong: "No, I kicked the stool twice on his side."
Yang Huaming: "Mighty and domineering, you are worthy of being my third brother!"
Yang Huazhong: "..."
Yang Huazhou suddenly leaned over and asked Yang Huazhong: "Third brother, did you go to the old man's place earlier?" Didn't find anything? "
Something?
Yang Huazhong turned to look at Yang Huazhou and thought for a moment: "I didn't see Yu Xingkui."
"It's not just this." Yang Huazhou said, raising his hand and making a gesture: "Think about it again."
Yang Huazhong said again: "The bowl of stew is still placed at the door of the house, and it has not even been cleaned up. Clean up, but the little white cat doesn’t seem to be I like to eat stew..."
Yang Huazhou shook his head again, a little anxiously: "Third brother, think about it again, think about it carefully, that happened to the old man himself."
Yang Huazhong thought hard again.
Yang Huaming and Yang Yongjin, who were next to them, also cast curious glances. Yang Yongqing saw Yang Huazhong looking like he was thinking hard and became anxious, "Fifth Uncle, stop being so secretive and hurry up. Tell me, I’m so anxious that I’m tearing my hair out!”
"I know, beard, our dad is taking care of his beard today!"
Yang Yongqing's "hair pulling" sentence suddenly gave Yang Huazhong inspiration, he said loudly.
Yang Huazhou also breathed a sigh of relief: "I finally remembered, yes, our dad has trimmed his beard today. He not only trimmed his beard, but also shaved all the stray hairs on his face. I feel more energetic, and even the momentum of sitting there arguing with us has changed."
Yang Huazhong also nodded, "He and I. I almost talked to him face to face, and then I noticed that something was missing on his face. Now I suddenly remembered that what he was missing was nose hairs. "
"His nose hairs were a little long before, and they all came from the nostrils. When I came out and talked to him face to face, my nose hairs were shrunk inside. It seemed that I had really taken care of myself.”
Everyone at the table was surprised by their discovery, and found it interesting.
Yang Huaming's perspective on the problem is slightly different from theirs, perhaps because of his past experience.
“The old man has never paid much attention to appearance all his life, especially after sitting in a wheelchair these years, he can go out without washing his face. Why does he suddenly pay attention to appearance now?”
He pinched He sat there with his chin in his mouth, mumbling and thinking.
Yang Yongjin: "Maybe he thought we were going to invite him over for a banquet, so he took care of himself."
Yang Yongqing: "Hey, let me tell you, the nose hairs were too long and stuck to the skin of the upper lip. My father plucked out the nose hairs in a rage. He moved his hands anyway, so he also trimmed his beard and sideburns. "Down."
Yang Huaming slowly shook his head: "What you guessed is impossible. Let me see. A man will die for his confidant, and a woman will please herself. The old man suddenly pays attention to his appearance, and it is probably for one person, and the other person may be a man or a woman!”
Taking my own experience as a young man, there were dark and windy nights every month! , before he went to touch the door of the pretty widow's house in the neighboring village, he had to take a bath at home, change his clothes, and even clean his toes before going out.
This old man...probably has a bottomless lust hidden in his bones, which can be seen from the incident of stealing the old lady's money to supplement Xiangzi's mother...
"Fourth brother, you are going too far. That is impossible." Yang Huazhong glanced at Yang Huaming, his expression a little unnatural. Yang Huaming became more and more certain: "Third brother, this is entirely possible, our father... he has a criminal record."
Yang Huazhong glanced at the Yang Yongjin brothers present again, feeling a little embarrassed.
Yang Yongqing chuckled, "Third uncle, don't feel embarrassed, we are all men, men...right, you all understand, this fussing has nothing to do with age."
"Young boy, don't talk nonsense, before was before, now He has no nose or eyes, so let’s try not to think about your father in that way. If your mother hears it later, it will be a big trouble.” In other words, it was a trump card, and everyone was a little afraid of the huge influence caused by throwing it out.
Especially now that Mr. Tan is no longer making trouble, and instead is still thinking on everyone's side, everyone's fear of Mr. Tan has gradually changed. There is more respect and care in their fear, and they are worried that the old man's ridiculous behavior will have a negative impact on everyone. Old ladies have a bad influence.
So, Yang Yongqing remained silent, and it was Yang Huazhou who spoke up.
He lowered his voice and looked around like a thief, making sure that all the women were cooking in the kitchen, Mrs. Tan was not there, and the children who could eavesdrop and spread messages were not playing around here. , he just lowered his voice and asked the people at the table: "If, I mean if, let's prepare for the worst, if our father is serious and right Who is thinking too much, what should we do?"
Yang Huaming said without hesitation: "Kick him out and cut off the relationship between father and son!"
Yang Huazhong tapped the table lightly: "Already! After being kicked out, apart from giving me food and drink, all other relationships were almost broken.”
Yang Yongjin "beat the mandarin ducks, lock up my father and prevent him from getting out."
"What will happen when he seeks death and a job? We will still have to accuse him of forcing the old man to death." Yang Huazhong vetoed it again.
Yang Huazhou suggested: "I will take him to Qing'an County. Maybe in a different place, his horizons will be broadened and his mind will be broadened a little bit?"
Yang Huaming grinned: "The outside world is so exciting. When the time comes, Hua Hua will have more to think about. You can't keep an eye on him all the time, right? What if you turn your back on him and go to a brothel to drink wine?"
Yang Huazhou also encountered difficulties.
"I have a good idea, it will definitely work!"
Yang Yongqing smiled mysteriously, and this confident look successfully attracted everyone's attention to him.
“Say it quickly.”
Yang Yongqing took out a dagger from behind and slapped it on the table: “Kill my master, once and for all, everyone is clean!”
As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Huaming slapped him on the head.
Yang Huaming laughed and scolded: "Has your brain been caught in the door? What kind of bad idea is this?"
Brothers Yang Huazhong and Yang Huazhou had a strange expression.
Yang Yongjin pushed the dagger directly in front of Yang Yongqing: "Then I will send you to execute it, are you sure?"
Yang Yongqing smiled awkwardly, "I, I don't dare... "
"It's over then!" Yang Yongjin glared at Yang Yongqing.
Then, he turned to Yang Huazhong and said: "Third uncle, I don't think we should just let the wind come and rain. Maybe my master just took care of his appearance on a whim. Let's not think too much. There is something wrong. I'm suspicious. Before it happens, we only want to see what happens. As for what happens in the future, we will talk about it later.”
(End of this chapter)