Chapter 7565: Smelly fart
"Mom, don't we know who the fourth sister is? She always says what she says without meaning it, so don't be the same as her."
Liu clan He hurriedly followed up and said: "Yes, yes, mother, just treat me as a fart and forget about the stink, okay?"
The word "short" is a taboo of the Tan family, which is a taboo in the old Yang family. Everyone knows this.
A long, long time ago, it was said that Mrs. Tan had said that she was in a relationship before marrying Lao Yangtou. However, the other party broke off the engagement again because she was short and worried that she would also be short in the future.
As the saying goes, a father is short and a mother is short.
Later, Yue Lao tied Lao Yangtou and Mr. Tan together with steel wire. The tall Mr. Yangtou married Mr. Tan, who was no bigger than his own armpit, and the sons he gave birth to were one taller than the other. .
Just say it’s weird or not?
Tan finally felt proud and proud.
But no matter how tall her children are, they can't hide the fact that the old lady is short, so Mrs. Tan still doesn't like others saying she is short.
With Mrs. Sun's efforts to smooth things over, Mrs. Liu lowered her stance in the mud, and Mrs. Tan's anger calmed down a little.
But the tone of her words was definitely unpleasant: "Since you know you are farting, tighten your buttocks tighter and don't catch someone just farting!"
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Tan said again: "All clay Bodhisattvas are angry. You are the one who started this matter first. Don't blame my eighth sister."
Liu nodded again, " How can I? Am I that small-minded? Besides, I can’t be more serious than a junior!”
Tan was quite satisfied with this answer.
"As for Li Wei, don't comment too much. Good or bad is other people's business."
"When the old Yang family came to their place, they slapped them one floor away , Just take care of your own one-third of an acre of land."
Ms. Liu nodded again.
Ms. Tan picked up the tea bowl at hand and took a sip of tea, as if he wanted to continue preaching.
Mrs. Liu originally wanted to stay with Mrs. Sun for a while, but now she didn't dare to stay any longer.
The excuse of boiling water in the pot at home cannot be used. Cao Bamei used it first, but Mrs. Liu is not afraid, she has many tricks.
So, she turned her eyes and immediately held her stomach and used the 'Shit Escape' from Liu's 365 strategies.
“Oh, just talking about my stinky fart, I really have to go to the toilet right now, mother, third sister-in-law, you guys chat first, I’m going to poop!”
Put this down! As soon as he said that, Mr. Liu ran away.
Mrs. Tan looked at Mrs. Liu's running back and spat.
“I was scared to death.”
Sun almost couldn’t hold back her laughter.
"Mom, would you like some more tea?"
This inquiry was actually a polite question from Mrs. Sun.
According to Tan's habit, he should have said at this time: I won't drink anymore, it's time for me to go back.
However, Mrs. Tan nodded, "Then I'll have another bowl, and I'll have a few words with you."
Mrs. Sun's heart skipped a beat, what are you going to say to me?
Sun quickly stood up and refilled Tan's tea and added snacks to the plate.
The previous snacks were all eaten while Liu was talking...
Therefore, Mrs. Sun suspected that Mrs. Liu might not have been frightened to death, but had really eaten too much and had a stomachache. "Stop working so hard. Sit down and I'll tell you something." Mrs. Tan lowered her voice as she watched Mr. Sun busy.
“Hey.”
Mr. Sun sat down meekly, put her hands on her thighs, looked at Ms. Tan respectfully, waiting for the old lady’s next instructions. .
Ms. Tan didn’t mince words, she went straight to the point and said to Mrs. Sun: “There is something that is on my mind. I originally planned to ask the fourth family to take care of it, but after thinking about it, I’m afraid she can’t do it. , but it’s even worse.”
"The temperament of your fifth brother and sister is probably not good, and they are of the younger generation underground. It is not convenient to handle this matter. After thinking about it, you are the only one left."
Tan This serious foreshadowing made Sun really feel uneasy.
The shoulders began to feel heavy inexplicably, as if the old lady was going to entrust her with an important task of saving the world.
If she had a choice, Sun really hoped that she would not be the lucky one.
"Mom, just tell me what you want to tell me to do. I will try my best to do whatever I can do."
"I really can't do it well, so please forgive me." Ms. Sun said.
Tan looked at Sun kindly, "Don't worry, with your identity, the prestige of the third child in the village, and the power of Qing'er and Da'an, you must have done a good job in this matter. ”
Sun smiled bitterly when she heard this.
But I was thinking in my heart, no matter what happens, I can't use the power of the children and the identity of the third son to do it forcefully, otherwise I will lose the support of the people.
Even if you risk offending the old lady, you can’t do it.
But Mrs. Sun didn't say anything, she just looked at Ms. Tan intently and listened to her next instructions.
Just listen to Tan continue to say: "I went to Lao Wang's house a few days ago, and Meier was very angry again."
"I lay down for two days when I came back. After thinking about it for a long time, Mei'er became like this because the embolus was gone. She didn't have anyone to discuss things with her, so she focused all her energy on her two sons. slimy Tu’s old mother.”
“It’s definitely not possible to continue like this. Children and grandchildren will have their own children and grandchildren. Mei’er is only thirty-three years old, and there are still many days ahead. I must find someone to accompany her. ”
Hearing this, Mrs. Sun suddenly remembered what Mr. Liu had mentioned to her before, that Mr. Tan had taken a liking to Zhang Youfu and wanted to set a red line between Zhang Youfu and Meier.
"I have fallen in love with Zhang Youfu from our village. No matter his age or anything else, he is worthy of our Mei'er."
"Although Zhang Youfu's family has a paralyzed mother, she can't help with anything. We have to take medicine all year round, but we Mei'er also has two sons, each of whom has his own problems, so it's considered even."
"Go and talk to Mei'er in the next two days. Convince her and let her get ready as soon as possible before she goes to another house."
When Sun heard this, she couldn't help but said: "Mom, we have mentioned before that Mei'er can go to another house while she is young, even if she is young. If you don't want to leave, you can find someone to live with, but Mei'er won't agree to it!"
"It was before, now it is now," said Tan.
"Before, Wang Shuanzi had not passed a hundred days, and his bones were not yet cold. Now half a year has passed, can it be the same?"
"But..."
"There is no but, you just have to persuade. Mel get ready.”
Ms. Sun couldn't laugh or cry, "But Mom, if I can't clap with one hand, even if I convince Mei'er, where's Zhang Youfu?"
When asked about this, Mt. Tan actually said proudly He raised his eyebrows and smiled confidently.
"Don't worry about this. I'll tell you. I'll tell you in person!"
Sun could not hide her horror.
Tan glanced at Sun, a little unhappy, "What? Are you looking down on me? Are you afraid that I will tell lies?"
(End of this chapter)
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