Chapter 8129: Women seek to please themselves
Xiang Shengnan no longer paid attention to the female general, but the female general could no longer calm down.
She touched her face and ran to the bronze mirror, looking around.
Any changes?
No change!
Could it be that I can't see it myself?
Hey, if you look at it so carefully, it seems that you really look better. He even looked at me and praised me for being feminine!
The female general sat in front of the bronze mirror, her eyes pink and foamy. Although Xiang Shengnan just glanced at her and made a casual comment, she had already thought of what their child would be called. Okay...
Soon, the female general found Lao Zhang again and asked Lao Zhang: "Do you still have the Polygonum multiflorum you gave me earlier?"
Lao Zhang looked embarrassed: "Only half is left."
The female general stretched out her hand: "Give it to me, give it all to me!"
Lao Zhang took it out from a box, and sure enough, only half of it was left.
The female general squeezed it tightly in her hand, her eyes gleaming.
“What is the most nutritious way to eat this thing?” she asked.
Lao Zhang: "General, what do you mean?"
The female general grabbed Lao Zhang by the collar and carried him forward and said hurriedly: "What I mean is, is there any faster and more effective beauty treatment in your hometown?" < br>
Lao Zhang blinked, and then he suddenly realized.
"Yes, there is, but..."
"But what? Say it quickly!"
A gentleman is a confidant, and a woman is a person who pleases herself. As long as she can Just become beautiful quickly and make him like it.
Lao Zhang was put back on the ground. He told the female general with an embarrassed look on his face: "In our hometown, there is a saying that the most beautiful things are the most poisonous. Similarly, the most poisonous things are also the holy products of beauty."
“I wonder if the general still remembers my mother-in-law?” Lao Zhang asked again.
The female general narrowed her eyes and thought about it, "I have the impression that your mother-in-law is the most beautiful woman in our Nanshan Village after my sister."
Old Zhang nodded and continued: "In In my mother-in-law's family, there is no ugly woman. Why? It's because their ancestors have a secret recipe. It has been passed down from generation to generation that the women in their family have been village belles in the village for generations, and there are countless men lining up in every village to ask for marriage.”
The female general looked fascinated when she heard this. But she quickly grasped the point again, "Stop talking nonsense, where is the secret recipe? Do you have it?"
Lao Zhang frowned, "Of course I have it, because my mother-in-law gave me the secret recipe and asked me to pass it on to my daughter in the future."
"What are you doing for your daughter? Give it to me, quickly. Hurry!”
The female general clenched her fist as if to hit him, her eyes as wide as a bell.
That's right, she is such a person. She never thinks of equal exchange when asking for things from her subordinates, let alone being grateful. She has become accustomed to this taking it for granted.
Old Zhang was kneeling on the ground, still looking embarrassed, "General, I have already told you the secret recipe. Just find the most poisonous thing to eat."
"Do you think I am a fool? If you eat the most poisonous thing, won't you burp?"
"I haven't finished speaking yet. Of course, the poison must be eliminated before eating, so I have to use a special cooking technique, and that technique , I can!”
“I used to help my mother-in-law cook in order to maintain her appearance. When she was twenty-three or four years old, people thought she was only fifteen or sixteen!”
The female general became excited again.
“Okay, then I’ll get the things over here, and you can burn them for me!”
After saying these words, the female general left like a gust of wind.
Lao Zhang got up from the ground, patted the dust on his body, looked at the door and sneered.
The outsider woman was still very powerful. She figured out the female general’s thoughts right away. Go ahead and get the most poisonous thing. The most poisonous thing in this village is the precious golden toad raised by the wizard.
You eat your sister’s golden toad and see if she will get angry with you!
If you just look at the appearance of the female general, others may think that she is a reckless woman with well-developed limbs and a simple mind. Her only specialty is her natural power.
If you really think that way, you are totally wrong.
There is no lack of wisdom that a female general should have. She just lost herself temporarily in front of Xiang Shengnan.
No way, when a woman falls in love with a man, no matter what style that woman is, her IQ will temporarily drop a lot.
But the descending part is also when facing the man. When she turns a corner, she will regain her senses.
No, she wandered around the wizard's attic for a while, then decisively turned around and went elsewhere.
After a while, she sent a female soldier to the wizard's attic. He hid in the dark and peeped.
After a while, the wizard followed the female soldier downstairs and went to the female general's attic. He diverted the wizard away, and then the female general appeared and quickly ran up to the wizard's attic.
As soon as we arrived at the stairs on the second floor, the parrot was chewing its own feathers. When he saw the female general, he immediately shouted in a high voice: "The female general is here!"
"Shut up!"
The female general rushed into the wizard's house and went straight to the inner room where the golden toad was kept.
The parrot jumped in the bird cage and shouted: "The female general has come in, come in!"
Then the female general came out holding the jar with the golden toad in her arms. .
This time, the parrot was even more excited. It jumped up and down in the cage, flapped its wings and shouted in a high voice: "It's incredible, it's incredible, the female general stole the golden toad..."
"Talk too much. ! ”
The female general waved her palm and struck out with a sharp palm wind.
The parrot rolled its eyes and fell off the wooden bar, lying on its back at the bottom of the cage.
"There are so many nonsense words from birds and beasts, but because you are a bird raised by my sister, you have already roasted it and drank it!"
The female general spat, and was about to leave from the stairs, suddenly Footsteps were heard from the front of the attic.
Why are you back so soon? Alas, the female general jumped directly from the back of the second floor with the jar in her arms and landed among the flowers and plants.
It is a flower that looks like a blue morning glory. The petals are gently rolled together in the sun, like a shy girl.
The moment the female general jumped down, the blue petals suddenly shook, and then the petals opened up layer by layer. Hidden deep in the stamens were rows of fine teeth.
With a sharp bite, he bit the boots on the female general's feet.
“Hey, this weird thing wants to eat people!”
The female general pulled out the dagger inserted by her leg and cut it off, and the flower fell to the ground, from the broken stem. Red liquid flowed out of it, with a faint fishy smell.
The female general held back her nausea, covered her mouth, jumped out of the flower garden, and disappeared in a flash.
When the wizard returned upstairs, he saw at a glance that the parrot he had raised as an ear retributor had been knocked unconscious.
The wizard's first reaction was not to check the parrot's injury, but to rush into the house.
Looking around, there was nothing missing in the room, except that the golden toad that she had fed for five years was missing!
“Who is it? Who is it!”
She rushed out of the house, went to the birdcage, grabbed the parrot, stuffed a pill into its mouth, and shook it a few times.
The parrot opened its eyes, shook its wings and started jumping up and down again.
"Who has been here before?" the wizard asked.
(End of this chapter)