Chapter 8516 Mysophobia
No, Yang Huazhou directly found a hoe and stuffed it into Yang Huamao's hand, "Here, it's your turn!"
Yang Huamao took the hoe that Yang Huazhou handed over. , and then glanced at the pool of urine and soil in the corner... His brows were wrinkled like hot twists just out of the pot, and his face was squeezed into a bitter melon face.
He hesitated and asked Yang Huazhou and the others: "Are you really going to dig that land?"
Yang Huazhou was a straightforward and somewhat impatient person, so he said loudly: "Yes, yes, hurry up. Dig more!”
Yang Huamao hesitated, switching the hoe from his left hand to his right hand, and then from his right hand to his left hand, as if it was not a hoe but a hot potato.
When they saw Yang Huazhou, brothers Yang Huazhong became anxious.
Yang Huazhong moved and walked towards Yang Huamao. Yang Ruoqing on the side noticed Yang Huazhong's body language and was worried that his honest, loyal and warm-hearted father wanted to dig for Yang Huamao, right?
Yang Ruoqing rushed to Yang Huamao ahead of Yang Huazhong, and blocked Yang Huazhong with her hands behind her.
At the same time, she was still asking Yang Huamao: "Uncle Huamao, why don't you hoe? What are you waiting for?"
Yang Huamao smiled awkwardly at Yang Ruoqing, "That land is too busy. Uncle, uncle, uncle, can you dig on another piece of land?"
Change the land?
Yang Ruoqing couldn't hold it back and laughed on the spot.
Ms. Liu followed over and burst out laughing when she heard Yang Huamao's words.
“Brother Huamao, Brother Huamao, are you stupid or are you kidding me? You dislike that piece of land and refuse to dig with a hoe, but your family’s money is buried under that piece of land. Yeah, you can dig in another clean place, but you will be exhausted and your hair and beard will turn gray and you won’t even be able to dig a big fart!”
Mr. Liu said while laughing, and the loud chatter of calls made Yang Huamao blush and feel embarrassed.
Brothers Yang Huazhong and Yang Huazhou looked at each other. Both of them were a little unhappy with Yang Huamao's behavior. Why should a big man be afraid of being eliminated? When you're done, why don't you just wash your hands a few more times?
"Uncle Huamao, this is your family's money. We can only help you so much. If you want the money, then do it yourself. It's useless to count on others. . Unless you are willing to share the money you dug out. Half the others, then I guess there are a lot of people inside and outside the yard rushing to help you dig, haha!"
Yang Ruoqing was worried that Yang Huamao would be shameless and asked Yang Huazhong and Yang Huazhou for help, so she rushed to cut off Yang Huamao's escape route.
“I’ll dig it for you!”
Sure enough, when Yang Ruoqing said this, many people in the crowd responded loudly.
“You don’t want half, just give me a tael of silver, and I’ll dig it all!”
“Don’t rob me from anyone, it’s not a matter of money or not, I’m just so warm-hearted, come on Come on, Huamao, pick up the hoe Give me your head..."
Seeing the swarm of half-truths and half-deceptions from the people around him, and some people even really wanted to come and snatch the hoe in his hand, Yang Huamao felt a thump in his heart and subconsciously clenched his hand. hoe inside.
Ms. Huang, who was hugging Mrs. Huasheng intimately on the ground, also heard what was going on here. While the two sides were wringing their hands, she took the time to yell at Yang Huamao: "Are you a dead person or are you a dead person?" What's going on? If you don't come to help me fight, are you still a man if you dig a field?"
As her opponent, Mrs. Huasheng grinned with a sinister smile and sarcastically said to Mr. Huang: "Even if my Huasheng is in jail, he is still a good man who cares about his family. He never lets me get tired. Your Huamao is a coward." Waste snack, you are so pathetic !”
“You are so pitiful, I will tear your mouth apart now, see who is so pitiful!” Mrs. Huang was completely furious, and she hugged Mrs. Huasheng and scratched her. They were all revealed, and the big moves kept coming.
Yang Huamao was scolded by Mr. Huang, and then saw Mr. Huang fighting Madam Huasheng like crazy. He stood there stamping his feet and was really confused. Ms. Liu leaned close to Yang Ruoqing and lowered her voice, saying mysteriously: "I can't blame your Uncle Huamao for being too lazy. Let me tell you a secret, he has mysophobia!"
" Huh?" Yang Ruoqing looked at Liu in surprise.
Mrs. Liu nodded with a profound expression, "Your fourth uncle also has a bit of mysophobia, but it's not very severe. Your uncle Huamao is much more serious than your fourth uncle. Look at him. There are so many gentlemen in this room, and he is the one who wears the most." It's neat. Even if he works in the fields, he has to go to the ditch several times to wash his shoes when they are soiled!"
Fourth uncle Yang Huaming has a slight mysophobia, and Yang Ruoqing knows this well.
If you don’t look at anything else, you can see that Fourth Uncle’s hair is combed smoothly all year round, and his stubble is shaved almost every day. Even if it is a cold day, he will not wash his hair more than five days at most. Your head will never be oily or have dandruff.
Even so, it’s just a slight mysophobia.
You can imagine the shadow area in Yang Huamao's heart at this moment, which is more serious than his fourth uncle's mysophobia. It is estimated that even the most profound equations are difficult to calculate.
But even so, Yang Ruoqing couldn't possibly agree to let Yang Huazhong and Yang Huazhou help, unless there were other villagers on site willing to help dig for money, then she had no objection.
"Uncle Huamao, have you thought about it yet? Do you want us to help you dig?" Another villager who was ready to make a move was asking.
Yang Huamei had a tangled face, although he scolded the noisy villagers: "Go, don't make trouble."
However, his eyes were obviously shaken.
Huang, who was on the ground, took advantage of the rolling situation and saw that Yang Huamao was still there holding a hoe in his hand, and rolled his eyes in anger.
"You useless piece of trash, I'm here working hard to help you pester Huasheng's family so that you can dig out the money. Are you going to die or what?"
Yes, Huasheng's family was here earlier. The mother-in-law laughed at Yang Huamao's words, but now Huang was able to imitate them, and she also used them on her own men.
Of course Yang Huamao was full of embarrassment and embarrassment at Huang's urging and cursing in public.
He knew that these villagers watching the fun were all ghosts. After Huang's public insult today, they would use these things to tease him for a long time in the future and let him mention them in front of others. Don't start.
Yang Huamao wanted to yell at Mr. Huang to save himself some dignity as a man, but Mr. Huang jumped in and yelled at him again.
"I'm counting to three. If you don't dig, I won't fight this fight. I won't give up the money and my life will be over! One, two..."
"Bang!"
Accompanying As Huang said "three", the hoe in Yang Huamao's hand dug hard into the land. Suddenly, the wet soil filled with urine splashed, and no one stood near Yang Huamao. survived.
The guys were laughing and cursing and jumping around. Yang Ruoqing, of course, had quick eyesight and had already jumped aside.
(End of this chapter)