Chapter 8600 No!
“Ah!”
“Uncle, calm down, you are the most handsome boy in Changping Village.”
“It hurts! I don’t want to be the most handsome boy. ! ”
“No, uncle, you are the most handsome boy in my heart, provided you don’t yell”
"Niece, uncle, it's really hurting. I'm going to die from the pain!"
"Shhh..."
"Really, it hurts so much that I want to cry..."
< br>"Uncle, a man bleeds but doesn't shed tears."
"Then can I go pee?"
"Uncle, do you want to pee and escape?"
"Urine escape...is it possible?"
"No!"
"Oh my god, Qing'er, Come and save me, I'm really in pain!"
Yang Ruoqing came from the side and stuffed something into Yang Yongqing's mouth, immediately blocking his wails.
"Little cousin, there's only so much I can do to help you. Just bear with it and the pain will be over."
Not to mention, as soon as the thing was bitten into his mouth, Yang Yongqing immediately He felt a very sour and refreshing taste, which went straight from his mouth to his nostrils and then to Tianling Gai. It made him drunk, and he suddenly got sick. He even ignored the pain of the wound being burned by the strong alcohol for a brief moment. .
By the time he came back to his senses and realized what was stuffed in his mouth, it was already too late.
He spat out the contents of his mouth crazily, a big ball, like the piece of cloth that had not been washed for a hundred years on the washstand of the old barber's house in the village!
In the twelfth lunar month, the old barber would go around the village with his guy on his arm to shave people's heads, no matter if they were adults, children, or old people. It didn't matter whether they were shaving hair, beards, or Trimming nose hair requires the same blade and a rubbing cloth anyway.
The smell of that knife-wiping cloth can be imagined.
At this moment, Yang Yongqing felt that his mouth was full of that smell.
"You mother and daughter... are my nemesis!"
Yang Yongqing said, picking at his throat.
At this time, Luo Baobao had almost finished applying the medicine to him. Looking at the patches on Yang Yongqing's face, she was very satisfied with her work.
While washing his hands, he said to Yang Yongqing with a smile: "Uncle, don't howl, you have been through all the hardships."
Yang Yongqing panted, picked up the medicine bag stuffed by Luo Baobao, and heard Luo Baobao say again: "Don't touch wine or water for twelve hours, feel free to do as you please for twelve hours. "
"No problem!" Yang Yongqing responded habitually, and suddenly raised his head, "What? You can't drink alcohol for twelve hours?" Can’t drink?”
Luo Baobao raised his eyebrows, noncommittal.
Yang Yongqing's face suddenly twisted into a big bitter melon, "If you don't drink during the New Year, is it still called the Chinese New Year? That's called suffering, that's called going to jail! No, no, I can't hold it in."
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"Uncle, I've told you everything that needs to be told, but if you don't listen, if your wound becomes inflamed and infected, you will suffer ten times, a hundred times more than you do now!"
"Hey, it's not that serious, your uncle I'm a tough guy!"
"Young boy, you're not tough, you're thick-skinned." Yang Huaming had just applied the medicine and came over to try on Yang Yongqing with a smile. Just after Luo Baobao took over Yang Yongqing, the most seriously injured casualty, Yang Ruoqing was not idle, applying medicine to her fourth uncle, fifth uncle, and several other cousins one by one.
When men fight, especially in melees, no matter what happens, they can never get away without losing any glory.
However, compared to Yang Yongqing's injuries, the other injuries were minor flesh injuries, and there were no taboos on tobacco, alcohol or anything else.
But Yang Yongqing’s is more serious, so it needs to be tabooed.
No, when Yang Huaming teased Yang Yongqing about his thick skin, Yang Ruoqing smiled and said while packing the medical box: "Brother, it doesn't matter whether you are thick-skinned or thick-skinned. You'd better ask for it from Dr. Luo Baobao." listen or else You are the one who suffers, don’t blame me for not reminding you, some of your wounds are very serious and may fester.”
Yang Yongqing shrank his neck, like an eggplant beaten by frost, and suddenly. His energy was drained away.
Yang Huaming put his arm around Yang Yongzhi's shoulders and said, "Boy Zhi, tomorrow night is New Year's Eve. I'll ask your fourth aunt to cook two more dishes. Then you come over and have a few more drinks with your fourth uncle."
Because other people have moved out of the old house one after another, the only ones living in the old house now are the fourth room, Yang Yongzhi, Yang Yongqing, and the Tan family.
Every New Year's Eve, the three uncles and nephews live in the front and back yards of each other and are close to each other, so they would run around each other a few times on New Year's Eve, grab the ends of the New Year's Eve dinner and drink a few cups together.
Yang Yongzhi nodded readily.
Yang Huaming glanced at Yang Yongqing deliberately again and said, "Forget it, young boy. I won't call him this year. He can't drink anyway."
Yang Yongzhi knew that Yang Huaming was He deliberately teased Yang Yongqing, so he just laughed.
Yang Yongqing would not be fooled by Yang Huaming this time. He smiled and said: "Fourth uncle, you miscalculated. We brothers have agreed that from this year onwards, our three families will all have New Year's Eve dinner together, and my mother will , each room rotates for one year. "
"Fuck, it will be even worse for you. You can only watch your two brothers drinking at the banquet table." Yang Huaming said.
Yang Yongqing disagreed, he wanted to drink anyway.
Besides, Yang Huazhou agreed very much with the fact that the three brothers celebrated the New Year together: "Yes, yes, this arrangement is very good. The brothers should have celebrated the New Year together. The purpose of the New Year is to have fun."< br>
Brothers Yang Yongjin and Yang Yongzhi nodded repeatedly.
At this time, Yang Huazhong walked over, his face a little gloomy.
Behind him, there were also Sun and Liu.
"Third brother, why are you looking like this? Didn't you feel satisfied with the lesson we taught the old Wang family's grandsons earlier?" Yang Huaming came over, thinking that the two brothers would put their arms around Yang Huazhong's shoulders, As a result, Yang Huazhong glanced over with a serious look. Yang Huaming smiled and used his outstretched hand to scratch his scalp.
And Yang Huazhou and the others also noticed Yang Huazhong's expression of concern, and the brothers gathered around him. Even Old Yang, who was smoking a dry cigarette and enjoying the fruits of victory, couldn't help but cast a surprised glance at Yang Huazhong.
The old man even said: "Why are you so unhappy, third brother? What? Could it be that you made a miscalculation and gave the old Wang family more rice?"
Yang Huazhong glanced at the crowd and was about to speak when Mrs. Liu rushed to the front from behind him and said excitedly: "I know, I know, I must tell this matter. It's about the old Wang family, no, no, no, Not a manure picker That old Wang family is the old Wang family that Meier married to, and the problem happened because of Xiao Hei..."
Mrs. Liu said with a crackle, and everyone now understood why Yang Huazhong couldn't laugh. .
Because neither Yang Huaming nor Yang Huazhou could laugh.
"This bastard just doesn't make people worry. I'll have to give him a break when I get him back!" Yang Huaming said through gritted teeth.
Yang Huazhou also looked worried, "Fourth brother, the top priority is to find someone."
(End of this chapter)