Chapter 9488 I'm serious
Beside the bed in the West Room, the curtains had already been rolled up on both sides. Xu Qiaohong was sitting on the edge of the bed, holding a child in her arms.
The child must have just woken up and was still rubbing his eyes. Underneath, Xu Qiaohong was holding two fat legs and was peeing out!
In front of the child, Xiao Hei squatted there, holding a spittoon in his hand and catching urine.
Cao Bamei thought she had seen it wrong, so she rubbed her eyes hard again. When she looked again, the picture was still the same.
Real and clear.
A gentle and patient smile hung on Xu Qiaohong’s face. She lowered her head and pressed her face against the strong head in her arms. Although she knew that the child could not hear the sound, Xu Qiaohong still coaxed him gently: " Good boy, Zhuang, let's pee first when we get up..."
Xiao Hei squatted in front of Zhuang Zhuang, holding a spittoon in his hand, ready to catch the urine at any time, while still joking: "Why don't you pee quickly, this brat? How good is this treatment? It's better than me. I've never enjoyed this kind of treatment!"
Xu Qiaohong gave Xiao Hei an angry look, "In front of the child. "What are you talking about! You don't look like an uncle!"
Xiao Hei chuckled and quickly changed his words: "Okay, okay, I won't say anything, I'll be more serious."
"You brat, you should pee quickly. Your uncle and I have sore hands."
Finally, Xiao Hei also whistled. If this whistle is placed in the ears of a normal boy or man, then But it's a music that induces urination.
Unfortunately, Zhuangzhuang couldn’t hear it.
However, Zhuang Zhuang seemed to be affected by this atmosphere and actually peed smoothly.
“I peed.” Xu Qiaohong’s voice seemed to reveal joy.
When it was done, two drops splashed onto the back of her hand.
The back of her hands is white and tender, her nails are painted with kodan, and she wears bright bracelets on her wrists, which are very delicate and beautiful.
When Yang Huamei saw the urine splashing on the back of Xu Qiaohong's hand, the first reaction that flashed through her mind was whether Xu Qiaohong would scream in disgust.
Then throw Zhuangzhuang to the ground?
So when Yang Huamei was about to rush over to rescue Zhuangzhuang, she heard Xiao Hei’s exaggerated cry:
"Oh my god, this brat actually peed on your hand. It's so dirty. He's asking for a beating!"
And when Xiao Hei said this, he even stretched out his hand, It looked like he was trying to snatch Zhuang Zhuang away from Xu Qiaohong's arms. This rude move would definitely scare Zhuang Zhuang.
Yang Huamei felt anxious and was about to shout loudly when Xu Qiaohong also happened to shout.
"Xiao Hei, what are you doing? Don't scare the children!"
Xu Qiaohong not only scolded Xiao Hei, but also protected Zhuang Zhuang in her arms, as if she was afraid that Zhuang Zhuang would be attacked by Xiao Hei. The ferocious look frightened me.
Xiaohei seemed a little jealous, pointed at Zhuangzhuang, and said with dissatisfaction: "Sister Qiaohong, this is not your baby, why are you protecting him like this?"
Xu Qiaohong glared at Xiaohe again He glanced darkly: "I just like children. Even if Zhuangzhuang was not born by me, he is still my nephew. I am his aunt, so I must love and protect him." What's wrong with him?"
Xiao Hei scratched his head and muttered: "I don't like anything fun for children..."
"If you don't like it, that's it. Because you are confused, you only think about eating and playing, and you are not sensible at all!"
A scolding sound came from the door.
Xu Qiaohong and Xiao Hei beside the bed seemed to be startled by the sound. They looked at the door together and saw Yang Huamei coming this way, holding a ball-shaped apron in her hand. They followed her into the room. There was a faint smell of oil smoke in the room. Obviously, this brought the smell from the kitchen.
"Mother-in-law, I'm so sorry. I got up late and couldn't go to the kitchen to help you cook breakfast..."
Xu Qiaohong quickly hugged Zhuang Zhuang and stood up. , looking at Yang Huamei who was approaching, he explained carefully, with a bit of respect, fear and restraint in his eyes.
"Xiao Hei, look at Qiao Hong, how sensible he is. Look at you again. Do you know that you have to learn from others?"
Yang Huamei pointed at Xiao Hei's forehead and scolded her all over.
Xiao Hei lost his temper after being scolded.
After Xu Qiaohong said that sentence before, she hugged Zhuang Zhuang and stood aside without uttering a word.
Yang Huamei turned around again at this time and looked at Xu Qiaohong with a smiling and loving face. It was completely different from the face she had complained about when she faced Hongmei in the kitchen.
At this time, Yang Huamei was a loving and friendly mother-in-law, and looking at Xu Qiaohong, she was even more satisfied.
From hair to toes, I am satisfied!
"Qiaohong, don't be upset just because you didn't make breakfast in time. Our old Wang family doesn't have so many rules."
"You married into our family, you are our family. As long as you and Xiaohei are in love and love Zhuangzhuang, this is better than anything else.”
Hearing Yang Huamei’s words, Xu Qiaohong breathed a sigh of relief.
What Xiao Hei said is true, the mother-in-law's weakness lies entirely in this mute little bastard.
As long as you are nice to this mute little brat, you can hold your mother-in-law's nose and make her follow you obediently.
Look, just by soaking this mute little brat in urine, the crisis in the kitchen was resolved immediately, wasn’t it?
Not only did I resolve the crisis, I also gained a wave of goodwill. Hahaha, I am so clever.
Yang Huamei took Zhuang Zhuang from Xu Qiaohong's hand and told Xiao Hei: "Dinner is about to be served. You go and get ready. By the way, Qiaohong, you also go and wash your hands. I saw Zhuang Zhuang before I got piss on your hands.”
Xu Qiaohong glanced at her hands and shook her head indifferently: "Mom, it's nothing. When I was at my mother's house, I helped my two brothers and sister-in-law take care of the children. Not to mention the urine, there was no poop. Don’t mess with it! ”
"Ah? Don't you dislike it? That thing is so dirty..." Yang Huamei asked tentatively.
Xu Qiaohong still shook her head calmly, "How could it be? Those are my nieces and nephews. Besides, the urine of children is not dirty. I heard that the urine of children as big as Zhuangzhuang is dirty. It’s a child’s urine that can be used to induce medicine. People are looking for it!”
Yang Huamei has never heard anyone praise her precious grandson so much.
Not even Zhuangzhuang’s own mother, Hongmei, has ever praised her like this.
And one time, Zhuang Zhuang peed on Hongmei’s legs. At that time, Hongmei picked up Zhuang Zhuang and slapped her on the butt twice.
The child was frightened by the beating immediately, and he cried for a while before he stopped.
For several days after that, the child peed intermittently, as if he had not yet come to his senses, which made Yang Huamei feel distressed!
Now, seeing that Xu Qiaohong is so considerate, especially caring for children and patient with Zhuangzhuang, Yang Huamei feels very happy and feels that this little daughter-in-law has really married the right person!
"Qiaohong, you are such a good girl. Marrying you is a blessing to my family, Xiao Hei, and also a blessing to our Lao Wang family!"
(End of this chapter)