Chapter 9807 Another quarrel
"You bitch, you just talk when you talk, why do you curse when you open your mouth?" Yang Huaming was originally in a leaning position, his eyes slightly squinted, and he was closing his eyes to rest so that his body could recover. energy.
As a result, Liu's words immediately made him unhappy, and there was no way he could regain his respect without retorting.
Ms. Liu rolled her eyes at Yang Huaming, her face full of contempt.
“I’m not scolding you, I’m telling the truth, okay!”
"On the way back, you've been vomiting since you got on the boat. You vomited everything you ate." Two sets for replacement Your clothes are all stained by your vomit. Look at your body, the corners of your mouth, and your chin. Are they disgusting? "
Ms. Liu pointed at Yang Huaming and yelled, "Let's go." Look, everyone.
Everyone looked in the direction of Liu's fingers and found that there were indeed many stains on Yang Huaming's clothes...
Yang Ruoqing also understood. She had seen her fourth uncle's chin before. The first reaction to the things stuck to their bodies was that the remains of the snacks they had eaten on the road had not been cleaned up and were stuck to their bodies.
Unexpectedly, it turned out to be vomit.
"My fourth uncle is seasick, seasick, and motion sickness. These are all normal. They are no different from the quality of his body. Fourth aunt, please don't say that!" Yang Ruoqing told Mrs. Liu.
Ms. Liu pouted, "Then why don't I get seasick? I'm so fine!"
"You are you and he is him, just like my fourth uncle likes to eat pine flowers. Preserved eggs, but Fourth Aunt, you feel like vomiting when you smell that smell, and you like to eat pork liver, so even if my Fourth Uncle pinches his nose and swallows the liver. The same thing has different reactions to different people. You can’t force it.”
Yang Huaming sat on the stool and heard Yang Ruoqing speaking for him. , every word said to his heart, which made him very grateful and nodded vigorously.
"Yes, yes, Qing'er, you are right. I don't get dizzy when riding in a carriage, no matter how far the journey is. But I don't know why. Sitting on a boat is like putting a person upside down on a swaying boat." It feels so uncomfortable!”
Now that Yang Huaming has calmed down, he can finally hold the tea bowl and recall his feelings at that time.
“It’s so uncomfortable to take a boat. I really don’t want to take a boat anymore. If I had known this, I should never have agreed to accompany you to Cangle County to see the third girl. I really put myself at risk. What a mess!”
“This is what you said, go ahead. If you go again later, I won’t slap you on that big face with the sole of my shoe!”
“Hey, that’s my daughter, why can’t I go? I can go if I want to, or if I don’t want to go. No, why are you, mother-in-law, getting more and more excited?”
"Ha, you changed your mind immediately? How shameless! I don't even think about how many good things you have eaten at San Yatou's house and how much good wine you drank from your son-in-law in the past few days!"
Mr. Liu's farewell Pointing his fingers, he was counting one by one the money the three girls and Liu Xueyun spent on Yang Huaming and the things they bought!
Unmatched by Liu's rich words and sharp lines, Yang Huaming repeated one sentence over and over again: "When I give birth to a daughter, I will eat a mouthful of food from her family and drink a mouthful of wine from my son-in-law. It is only natural and natural."
But Liu continued to criticize Yang Huaming.
Yang Ruoqing couldn't listen anymore and interrupted Mrs. Liu again: "Fourth Aunt, Fourth Aunt, can you stop being so impatient? You just talk and fuck until the end, and you don't give people any way to live at all. What? "
Mrs. Liu hummed, her voice a little softer, but she still pointed at Yang Huaming unconvinced: "What annoys me the most is that he never goes out with me all his life. He rarely goes out with me, and he is picky about things. , It doesn’t give people a happy mood.”
Yang Ruoqing turned her head and looked at Yang Huaming, “Fourth uncle, this is your fault. When you go out to play, you should be kind. "How can you express your negative emotions?" Yang Huaming smiled and said, "That's just my catchphrase. I feel very happy when I say it casually."
"Be happy when you are happy. Why do you have to say something sarcastic? It's time for you, Fourth, to change this problem." Yang Huazhong, who had not spoken out for a long time, also warned Yang Huaming.
Yang Huaming could only smile and nod, "Okay, okay, I'll change it, I'll try my best to change it!"
After getting Yang Huaming's guarantee, Yang Huazhong went to Mrs. Liu again: "If the fourth brother says he has changed, you can stop being rude and unforgiving. That's almost it."
Ms. Liu glared at Yang Huaming and turned around again. He turned to look at Yang Huazhong and said in a different tone: "Third brother, I have spared him."
"However, there is one thing I I just don’t understand why he was fine when I went there and didn’t get seasick.”
“I was so seasick when I came back that I vomited all the way back. I wanted him to accompany me on the deck to see the water birds. , I didn’t see anything, so I just waited on him, eh..."
Mrs. Liu sighed, with regret in her tone.
"Why, you didn't see any waterfowl when you passed by?" Yang Huazhong asked.
Ms. Liu shook his head, his tone getting lower and lower, and he even lowered his head, picking at the fur ball on his clothes with both hands.
“I didn’t see any waterfowl when I went there because I got up too early. We sat next to each other and dozed off after getting on the boat...”
Everyone else was exchanging words with each other. With his eyes, he understood the real reason why Liu was so angry when he came back this time.
Originally, I wanted to be romantic with Yang Huaming, but I didn’t have the chance to be romantic. Instead, I got seasick and vomited, which ruined the beautiful mood of the trip.
"Fourth uncle, it's up to you to speak." Yang Ruoqing winked at Yang Huaming and reminded in a low voice.
What Fourth Uncle said is more effective than what they said.
Yang Huaming was a little embarrassed by Yang Ruoqing's urging.
But he still put down his tea bowl and explained to Mrs. Liu very seriously and sincerely: "The reason why I didn't get seasick when I went there is that I got up early and dozed off as soon as I got on the boat. "
"Then you woke up later, and you didn't feel seasick!" Ms. Liu said.
Yang Huaming smiled good-naturedly, and then explained: "People feel good when happy events happen, because it's my first time to go to my daughter's house. I'm so happy and fresh. That feeling dilutes the feeling of seasickness."
“When I came back, I felt a little depressed. I missed my daughter and was a little reluctant to leave her. , after we got on the boat, there were so many people on the boat, and I didn’t know who it was in the cabin who farted a long string of farts. It smelled so bad, I couldn’t hold it back at that moment, my stomach was churning, and I would not feel well the rest of the way. ..."
"Huh? Did you say someone farted?" Mr. Liu's eyes rolled, a look of guilt on his face.
Yang Huaming did not notice her guilty conscience and continued to explain, "When Kang Xiaozi and Jin Chuan get married, we will build a new house. Then we will take a chance and hand over the house to them. I’ll take you to have a good time in Huguang County.”
(End of this chapter)