Chapter 135 135: Irresponsible after-sales [please vote]
“Let me show you something!”
Shen Tang almost blurted out these words.
Qishan took a step back and asked warily: "What are you looking at?"
Shen Tang stopped pulling on the belt, and tied the bow of the belt back in Qishan's confused eyes. . He actually saw a bit of embarrassment on the face of the always "shameless" Shen Xiaolangjun, and his earlobes were so red that they were bleeding.
"Yuanliang, don't talk yet. Stop. Stand there and don't move. I'm fine. You just think I was kicked in the brain by a motorcycle." After realizing what he said, Shen Tang covered his forehead with a headache. He raised his hand to stop Qi Shan from coming forward, but he didn't forget to shake his mouth. Pot, "It's all thanks to you guys. You shout 'Little Man' and 'Little Man' all day long, which makes me really think that I have such a spare part."
Qi Shan raised his eyebrows. : "What exactly do you want to do?"
Shen Tang: "I wanted to take off my shirt at first."
Qishan's eyes twitched, and he said patiently: "You are more exposed, why are you taking off your clothes for no reason? Are you not afraid of catching the cold?"
Shen Tang patted his thigh and agreed. Said: "So I changed my mind in a flash and didn't plan to take it off! Who told me that my body is so perfect? It's not developed yet. Even if I take off my shirt, Li Li's upper body is probably more like a woman than mine. ! ”
To be honest, the poisonous spider's body is not unreasonable. Those muscles, that figure, and the undulations of the muscles have a unique sense of beauty.
On the other hand, Shen Tang——
There really weren’t any ups and downs.
You won’t attract onlookers even if you go out shirtless.
Maybe some people will say - "I have no chest muscles and abdominal muscles, my ribs are visible, and I have a ribbed figure, but I have the nerve to show it."
"So I had to stop paying attention and take off my pants."
"If Mr. Shen Xiaolang wants to go out, he should choose a place by himself." The more Qi Shan listened, the darker his face became, and he turned around to leave. Experience told him, Mr. Shen started talking nonsense again - this young man is good at everything, but he has a big mouth.
"Yuanliang, don't leave yet. I really intend to be honest with you... Bah, if I confess everything, if I miss this village, I won't have this shop." Shen Tang stretched out his hand to stop him from turning around without mercy. Qi Shan, in the end it was her inspirational words that succeeded Making this person stop, she said, "I didn't even tell Wuhui, it's a secret that even he doesn't know. Don't you want to know?"
Reading "A secret that even Chu Wuhui doesn't know" For his own sake, Qi Shan was willing to take the time to listen patiently to Shen Tang's nonsense.
He said: "Say!"
Shen Tang said: "Then let me continue - I was just about to take off my pants, and when you asked me, I suddenly remembered a very terrible thing - we are different between men and women. Although I am still young, But there is a saying in the Book of Rites that "seven years old do not sit on the same table". I am already eleven or twelve years old. If I really want to do this, will I be considered a gangster? Fortunately, I stopped in time and the crime was stopped."
After praying for good listening. He smiled coldly.
"What does Mr. Shen Xiaolang want to express?"
"Express my gender!"
Qi Shan sneered: "Is this what you want to say?"
"Uh...yeah."
Qi Shan rolled his eyes impatiently: "It's more revealing, Mr. Shen, please go back to sleep early and stop dreaming."
Shen Tang's head was buzzing at his reaction and his expression was blank - no, she was so honest, why didn't she still refuse to believe it? Qishan took a step forward, and Shen Tang trotted to keep up, shouting unconvinced: "What does 'dreaming' mean?"
If you have to wait a few years, this body will show signs of menstruation or secondary sexual characteristics. Only when her growth is obvious can he believe that she is a woman?
“Is it so difficult to believe that I am a woman???”
Qi Shan speaks his mind.
“It’s harder than climbing to the sky.”
Ask yourself, Zhai Le looks like a boudoir daughter compared to Shen Xiaolangjun. If Shen Xiaolangjun could torment the black-faced man in the pig pen less, maybe This hilarious nonsense has some credibility.
Shen Tang: "..."
She has never suffered such a great injustice in her life!
Sleeping on the couch, Shen Tang tossed and turned like Zhang Jianbing, unable to fall asleep. He couldn't help but sit up and knocked on Chu Yao's door. Chu Yao was a light sleeper and woke up soon to open the door. He originally thought it was Lin Feng, but he thought the time was wrong.
At first glance, it turned out to be Goro.
"Wu Lang, come in, but you have a nightmare?"
Seeing the fine sweat on Shen Tang's forehead, he thought he was frightened by the nightmare because he was young, so he stood up and poured Shen Tang a glass of water. . Shen Tang gulped down the tea, and her anger subsided slightly. She believed that there were still normal people in this world: "Wuhui, I'm telling you something, don't be afraid!"
Qishan, who was still asleep next door, heard the noise and snorted coldly.
Chu Yao said with a smile: "Yao won't be afraid."
He became more and more convinced that Shen Tang had a nightmare. If it weren't for the lack of sugar, he would have given two to Wu Lang to try. The town children cry at night.
Shen Tang asked seriously: "Do you believe that I am a woman?"
Chu Yao was stunned for a moment, seemed to understand something, and comforted him gently: "Wu Lang, those are all nightmares. Fake, not real.”
He guessed that the content of the nightmare must be related to silkworm breeding and castration. As the saying goes, "Think about it every day and dream about it at night." Wulang kept thinking about castrating the piglets the next day, and thought about it, it was possible that he dreamed about himself. . So he comforted her again.
“…” Shen Tang.
“Puch—” the neighbor next door couldn’t help laughing, praying for kindness.
Shen Tang: "..."
She wants to strangle Qi Bushan next door right now!
"Wu Hui, you don't believe it?"
Seeing Shen Tang's expression changed from his usual expression, his eyebrows were serious and his attitude was solemn, Chu Yao felt that something in his head was touched, and he had a vague premonition, and he couldn't help but become serious. point.
"Wu Lang, you were having a nightmare."
It's not that Chu Yao has any gender discrimination - in fact, in this world, because of the bravery and courage, strength and weakness are the first The standard of classification, literary, moral, and courageous is always "t0", which discriminates against all monsters and monsters, followed by men and women, region, and race.
As a veteran who has been in the market and is accustomed to seeing all kinds of life, Chu Yao has become very "down-to-earth" after more than ten years of ups and downs. However, "grounding" is not "grounding". There really is no girl like Wulang in the world...
List the things Wulang has done...
Haha, who believes it? ? ?
Seeing that Shen Tang was not in a good mood, he suggested tactfully: "If Wu Lang is a good girl, can I ask the woman who is good at red clothes to cut two pieces tomorrow?"
You can also buy powder.
This is nothing!
Shen Tang covered his face with his hands, feeling that even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he would not be able to escape: "Since you and Yuan Liang don't believe it, I won't force it. But I'm going to say something ugly first. If you two find out that I am a woman in the future, don't do it. Cry to me... I am not responsible for after-sales service! "The gender issue cannot be changed with current technology." After all, he sent away Wu Lang, who was suspected of being a "nightmare" and was messing around with him. When he thought about it, Chu Yao always felt that there was something wrong. Something is wrong.
He knocked on the door next door.
said: "Do you believe it?"
The room asked: "Do you believe it?"
The two people inside and outside the house fell into a strange silence.
The answer from the two of them was naturally disbelief.
Can——
Chu Yao: "If it's true, what can we do?"
"What are you going to do?"
Thinking of the scribe's way that had supported me for so many years and was launched for the only time, I just felt that it was difficult to get off the tiger, and I sighed softly.
“This is destiny and cannot be changed.”
Qishan sneered: “If you can’t change, then I can?”
|ω｀o)“
< br> Xiaofang was sleeping deeply and did not come out to disturb her.
Ladder list: Strong and weak list, T0 is the strongest, this article will just be regarded as the top of the contempt chain pyramid.
(End of this chapter)