Chapter 265 Chapter 265: I have [asking for monthly votes]
Kang Shi didn’t know how to respond for a while.
He asked in confusion: "What is the sack...for?"
Or asked Qi Shan what color sack he liked?
Three big question marks seemed to pop up in his head.
Shen Tang choked up when asked.
I don’t know how to explain that this is a joke?
Seeing Kang Shi's serious look on his face asking for advice, Shen Tang suddenly felt a little more serious and started talking nonsense with his eyes open.
"This proverb originated from my hometown. It means that when you see someone or something, you think he/it is very cute and want to take it home, so you ask the other person what color sack he likes. Use the sack that the other person likes. Take it home to express your love."
When Kang Shi heard this, his expression showed some disapproval.
"Taking it without asking is considered stealing!"
Shen Tang: "..."
Kang Shi continued: "Dead objects taken with sacks are considered stolen; those tied with sacks Human beings are sold for a living, human beings are sold for a living, and they are illegally imprisoned. How can such abhorrent villainous behavior be said to be an expression of love? "
The question is! The key is also that the person being asked is Qishan.
He said he couldn't understand and was shocked.
Facing Kang Shi's heartbroken look, Shen Tang changed his words nonchalantly: "Ah, this...actually has another meaning..."
Kang Shi asked with his eyes what the second meaning was.
Shen Tang’s head turned urgently and he blurted out.
“The second meaning is - I don’t like this person, so I want to find a deserted corner and put a sack on that person and beat him up. The person who was beaten didn’t know who he was being beaten by, so he suffered the disadvantage of being dumb. . Use the color of the sack that the other party likes, no matter how much. It's a bit of a joke... What I mean is..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw two rookies fighting from the corner of his eye - Qi Zhan Wu Zha Shan and Gu Zhan Wu Zha Chi didn't know when to stop and looked at himself with complicated eyes. The former's eyes were dark and somewhat dangerous, while the latter's eyes were smiling and the corners of his mouth were raised.
As soon as Shen Tang saw Gu Chi smiling like this, he knew that this guy was probably holding something bad in his heart, and he secretly thought, "What the hell!"
As expected——
Gu Chi deliberately raised his voice.
He said with a smile: "Shen Lang is asking for Gu?"
Although he called me Lord before and his position was clear, Gu Chi still habitually calls Shen Lang in front of others. . He deliberately emphasized the pronunciation of the word "Shen Lang". After his words fell, Shen Tang saw Qi Shan's eyes becoming more and more subtle...
The desire to survive instantly came online: "No, no, no, although I am asking for Wangchao, my question is of primary importance!"
I am an innocent fish in the pond, and these two set fire to the city gate. , why is she involved? In his mind, he thought that with the temperaments of Gu Chi and Qishan, it would only be a matter of time before they were sacked by each other.
Unexpectedly, Kangshi made up for it with a stab.
He looked at the unsheathed sword in Gu Chi’s hand with confusion, and then looked at Qi Shan’s disgusted expression, and said with a half-smile: “Oh, that’s it. I was worried about Yuan Liang and Wang before. The tide is turning against each other, and I am trying to make peace with it, but it seems that I am overthinking it."
Qi Shan: "..."
Gu Chi: "..."
Shen Tang watched the show with great interest.
Qishan had said more than once before that the sword in his hand was not a decoration. Shen Tang only thought of him as bragging. His body was not very thick at all. How many people could he kill with the sword? As a result, he drew his sword out of its sheath. Good guy, the sword's edge was sharp, and he was still able to use swordsmanship on horseback. He was flexible and able to do anything with ease. Gu Chi, who looked like he was suffering from tuberculosis, even more amazed Shen Tang. Drawing the sword to fight was actually not a waste of time!
Shen Tang watched the excitement and ate melon.
I don’t know what I remembered.
Suddenly he laughed.
Chu Yao, the only one who didn't follow the nonsense, looked back to watch the battle - Qishan and Gu Chi's swordsmanship was obviously between the two, and they couldn't hurt each other for a while - he felt better after seeing Shen Tang show off his appearance. Three points: "Did Wulang think of something funny?"
Shen Tang tried to suppress it Xiao Hu: "I just suddenly remembered a witticism from my hometown. It has some taste and is indecent."
Chu Yao: "..."
Having seen Shen Tang's messy witticisms, he Wisely kept silent, which can be called "indecent speech", most of which are like shit and shit. However, there was an uninformed newcomer Kang Shi, who actually followed the question and asked what the witticism was.
Shen Tang put his fist to his lips and coughed twice.
"It's nothing, just praising people for their literary and military abilities."
Kang Shi looked puzzled.
A witticism is a comment, usually divided into two sentences. Shen Tang’s answer is obviously the second half, but what about the first half?
Shen Tang said: "Xu Gong came out from under the quilt."
Chu Yao looked like "it's true".
Chu Xu Gong? ? ?
These words are indeed a bit indecent and tasteful, but Kang Shi is still puzzled: "What does this have to do with being able to be civilized and martial?"
Chu Yao: "..."< br>
Shen Tang: “…”
Before Kang Shi could turn the corner, Qishan and Gu Chi had already stopped their hands. It was rare that the two of them had the same stance and the same spirit - go back and break up with Shen Xiaolangjun/Shen Lang! Among them, the emotion of praying for good is the most urgent.
Why is it urgent?
Qishan is really worried that one day her witty words will come true even if she puts them in Shen Tang’s mouth! Good guy, think about that ridiculous and terrifying scene. Shen Xiaolangjun wanted to boost the morale of his soldiers and enhance their strength, so in front of the formation of the two armies, he opened his mouth and said, "Xu Gong comes out from under the quilt - can hear (text) can cover ( Wu)"!
He didn't know whether the enemy would laugh, but he knew that he was so embarrassed and angry that he wanted to crawl into the cracks of the ground! This is absolutely not allowed to happen!
Gu Chi, who heard the entire heartfelt voice: "..."
Qi Yuanliang’s hypothesis is really scary! ! !
What is even more frightening is that it seems, maybe, maybe... it is slightly possible to happen to Shen Tang! ! !
Zhao Feng looked at the noisy people and fell into a strange silence of self-doubt - the Qi Shan in front of him and the Qi Shan he knew were completely different. . I can't understand why Mr. (Qin Li) is so afraid of this person.
Zhao Feng was once an elite carefully trained by a certain lord of Qi Shan. He also knew that the death of his previous lord was closely related to Qi Shan, and he also knew that the latter had a reputation for "evil conspiracy". But he didn't have much friendship with Qi Shan. At most, he had met and exchanged a few words with each other.
Not a close friend.
I learned more about it from Qin Li.
Looking at Qi Shan now, he is a very cheerful young man... Is it too much for my husband (Qin Li) to be so afraid of him?
With doubts, Zhao Feng immersed himself in his own affairs.
As night fell, the slowly advancing team stopped again, burying pots and making rice on the spot, and the soldiers fetched water in the direction scouted by the scouts. Zhao Feng and Gong Shuwu arranged patrols and guards together to guard against possible sneak attacks.
Speaking of Gong Shuwu——
Zhao Feng admired this person very much.
He could see that the troops under Gong Shuwu's account were all miscellaneous, and he estimated that they had not been conquered for a long time, but under Gong Shuwu's training, they were already presentable and their discipline was acceptable. Although it has not reached the level of prohibition, it can still be used.
You need to know that every brave warrior forms a private tribe. Every soldier is carefully selected and trained through years of hard work. Those two hundred or so miscellaneous names can't be compared with my own private club, but their performance isn't too bad.
This is not easy.
This shows that Gong Shuwu did have a good way of training soldiers, so Zhao Feng went to exchange ideas with him and learned from him, and they became familiar with him after two visits.
Soon, Zhao Feng noticed that there was a very eye-catching person among this group of miscellaneous people. His height and physique stood out among the other people.
After arranging the trivial matters, Zhao Feng sat down and took a sip of water, but his eyes fell firmly on Li Li. His fiery eyes almost penetrated the latter's clothes, touching every inch of the texture and the condition of the bones. clear. He has a sharp eye, how come he can't see Li Li's talent?
He said: "This is a good seedling."
He felt itchy and wanted to poach people.
If you can dig Li Li over and train him well, he will be your most useful right-hand man. He may also be able to take over your position in the future and serve the Lord - even though Zhao Feng is not old yet, But he was already thinking about his own aftermath.
Gong Shuwu saw that he wanted to poach people.
He said lightly: "It's just a pity."
Zhao Feng was puzzled: "What's a pity?"
Gong Shuwu shook his head and explained: "It's a pity that Li Li He is not a brave warrior. Although he is talented and has top-notch skills, he was poor when he was young and had no way to pursue martial arts... It was a waste.
Look at Li Li and Gong Shuwu.
The words "Are you lying to me" were written in his eyes. Gong Shuwu was amused: "Don't believe it? If you don't believe it, you can invite him to come over and have a look."
Disappointed Zhao Feng, Li Li Zhen is not a brave warrior.
Just as he was about to sigh, he suddenly let out a sigh while holding Li Li's wrist, attracting Gong Shuwu's attention. Under Li Li's puzzled gaze, Zhao Feng pinched his wrist and moved it towards Gong Shuwu.
"Brother Banbu, look at his meridians..."
Lili's heart skipped a beat.
How are his meridians?
Although Gong Shuwu was puzzled, he still put his hand up and carefully felt the meridian that Zhao Feng mentioned - feeling the pulse, his face suddenly changed, and his eyes stared in shock. Yuan, Lili looked at him without knowing anything.
Li Li was in a panic.
Good or bad, just give him a shout.
Could it be that he has some incurable disease?
At that moment, Li Li even thought about where to bury himself. His grave must be in the direction of his wife...
The result——
He understood What is "great sorrow and great joy"?
Gong Shuwu said with surprise and joy: "It's martial energy..."
These three simple words fell in Li Li's ears like thunder on the ground, making his ears buzz.
Dong dong dong——
The heartbeat is strong and powerful.
At this moment, his world fell into silence, and he could not hear any sound except the strong beating of the heart in his chest.
Is it... martial energy?
Does he have martial energy in his meridians?
When?
Li Li squeezed Gong Shuwu back hard, feeling nervous, excited and timid...all kinds of emotions surged into his heart, and his eyes widened to the point where they almost burst open. It took him a while to find himself again, and asked in disbelief: "You mean - there is martial energy in my meridians?"
Gong Shuwu frowned, and Li Li's heart twitched. stand up.
Zhao Fengdao: "It's very weak, but it does exist."
Gong Shuwu nodded slowly and affirmatively.
Li Li breathed rapidly and stared at his palms.
Just when the two of them thought he was frightened, Lili, who was half-kneeling, suddenly jumped up on the spot and jumped up and down. He grabbed someone and shouted: "I have it. I have it - I really have it!" He didn't even notice who the person being arrested was.
Bai Su: "...???"
Li Li, who was so ecstatic that he was "crazy", changed his target.
He grabbed another soldier on patrol, grabbed his shoulders with both hands and shouted: "Hahahaha, I have it!"
The captured soldier looked confused.
Shrinking in fear.
Fortunately, Li Li did not catch him for too long, but moved the target to the next one, shouting and laughing at everyone he met, saying that he had it. If someone asked him what he had, Lili would pat his strong abdominal muscles twice: "I have it here!"
"Hahahaha - I really have it! I have it. ”
As for whether the people he caught sharing the joy - such as Bai Su - would be stunned in place, that had nothing to do with him.
Bai Su turned her head in confusion and looked at the woman taking care of her. For a long time, she looked down at her abdomen, raised her hand to caress it, and murmured in disbelief: "It turns out that men can be pregnant. This, this is really unheard of."
The woman was also frightened. .
Hearing Bai Su murmur, she was also in a trance: "But, look at his flat belly and shallow pulse. Patting his belly so hard..."
Seeing Li Li was overjoyed. In his "crazy" state, considering how young he is, it would be quite difficult to have a child... No matter how happy he is, he cannot treat his unborn child so roughly.
If I accidentally dropped it, I couldn’t even cry.
The woman shook her head with emotion. Then she thought about it, maybe it was because she was a "first time parent", and it was possible that she was so happy that she forgot about her sense of propriety.
The temporary camp is not big either.
Shen Tang also heard about Li Li’s fuss.
I misunderstood it at first, but after thinking about it I understood why.
Just as he was about to call Li Li over to understand the situation, Lin Feng ran over and said that Mrs. Bai Su had something to do with her, so Shen Tang could only postpone Li Li's matter for the time being. Seeing Bai Su again, her expression was completely gone as she had been on guard before: "Is Madam Bai's injury much better?"
Bai Su stepped forward and offered a blessing.
Shen Tang quickly grabbed her with quick eyes and hands.
"Surprised" he said: "Ms. Bai Su, what are you doing? If you wanted to express your gratitude, wouldn't you have said it before? Why are you so polite?"
Bai Su ignored Shen Tang's obstruction.
His expression was stubborn and resolute: "This is not a thank you."
Shen Tang did not mean to be embarrassed.
Bai Su continued: "It's to apologize."
Shen Tang was "confused": "Where does the apology come from?"
"The Nu family didn't know about Shen Lang before. I am a righteous person, but I judge the heart of a gentleman with a villain's heart. I am ashamed, so I apologize."
Shen Tang heard this.
His expression is always gentle and tolerant, without any hint of displeasure.
She said: "I still thought it was a big deal. It is normal to be wary when facing strangers. How can it be considered the white lady's fault? A temporary misunderstanding is nothing, and there is no need to apologize."
Shen Tang said so, but Bai Su didn't think so.
She doesn’t want any good person to be “wronged”.
For the past two days, she had watched everything with cold eyes.
Find out the basics of the people who follow Shen Tang.
Everyone is grateful to Shen Tang from the bottom of their hearts.
Bai Su knows very well that these cannot be done by acting.
Even if you can act——
Put on a show for her, what are you trying to do?
Bai Su has a clear conscience, but from a worldly perspective, she is indeed a little thief - is it worth giving Shen Tang so much food to the old, weak, women and children every day, just to win his trust and favor?
Bai Su is not stupid.
She said: "The slave Bai Su is at the mercy of Master Shen."
_(:3 ∠)_
About Zhang Shuo always running -
Generally there are two reasons.
First, Shiitake revised sentences, typos, and problems that didn’t make sense...
Second, it was purely because of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Shiitake mushrooms often use size 17 fonts. Each paragraph is neat and tidy, which is very comfortable. Hehe, when coding, he will also consciously control the words in each line. If he occasionally misses, he will modify it
(End of this chapter)