Chapter 337 Chapter 337: The dispute between cats and dogs [please vote]
Everyone in the countryside pays attention to a bad name so that they can make a living.
Of course, the real reason is that there is little culture, and the baby names given to the children can be as casual as they want. Some even don't even bother to choose baby names, and just call them in the order of the teeth. The men call them X Lang, and the women call them X Niangzi, X Ya, and X Niuer.
Bai Su is also one of them.
I didn’t think much of it in the past.
Since the death of her relative, no one called her by her nickname, and she gradually forgot about it. Shen Tang suddenly mentioned it, and Bai Suchu was stunned for a moment, then his face fell. As if it was difficult to say: "Su has something to ask for..."
Shen Tang understood immediately: "You want me to take it?"
"Yes, Su is in the world. There are no blood relatives or teachers, so the matter of choosing words..." As he said this, Bai Su looked a little sad.
In fact, Bai Su can also get one for herself, but she is not very confident in her cultural level.
As the lord, Shen Tang gives names to his subordinates, which makes sense both emotionally and rationally, and saves a lot of trouble.
Facing Bai Su's expectant eyes, Shen Tang scratched his head and responded: "Okay, I'll go back and think about it."
Choosing words is a major event in life.
Shen Tang treated it seriously and searched throughout the night.
The second day.
When Shen Tang picked up his pen, dragons and phoenixes danced.
"Look, what do you think of this word?"
Bai Su took it and looked at it carefully, muttering softly.
"Shaoxuan? Bai Shaoxuan?"
Actually, Shen Tang thinks the word "Su Zhen" will work.
_(:з)∠)_
However, it’s just a joke, and Shen Tang can’t really come up with a “Bai Suzhen”—it wouldn’t be fun if the “Holy Land of Mountains and Seas” revealed the myths and legends related to the Legend of the White Snake.
Bai Su put the words away carefully.
Thank you: "Thank you, Lord, for the word."
Seeing that Bai Su accepted it so quickly, Shen Tang wanted to persuade Bai Su to think again: "After all, this is a lifelong event, not now. You can change it to another one if you like..." She actually wanted to discuss it with Wu Hui, learn from it, and come up with a nice word.
Bai Su smiled and said: "It is destined to Su."
"Destined?"
Is there any chance and coincidence here?
Bai Su didn't hide anything, and her eyes showed a little warmth as she recalled the memories: "My lord, I don't know, 'Shaoxuan' is actually the name used by my mentor in her boudoir when she was a child. Her family has experienced great changes, and several times It was only after he was displaced that he changed it to 'Unnamed'."
She did not expect that Shen Tang would give her the word "Shaoxuan" by such a coincidence. The moment I saw these two words, a voice in my heart whispered, "That's it."
Shen Tang once heard Bai Su talk about her mentor, but she only briefly mentioned the past of the "unknown" heroine.
This is the first time I know her name.
"...No need to avoid it?"
Shen Tang felt inappropriate.
Bai Su shook his head and bent his eyes: "There is no need to avoid taboos, and my mentor has given up the name of 'Shaoxuan' for many years. I believe that my mentor Jiuquan will be happy if he inherits his teacher's aspirations... Furthermore, she has always been The one who spoils me the most...if I can make a name for myself in the future under the name of 'Shaoxuan' , isn’t it wonderful? She will understand.”
The biggest regret of my mentor’s life is that he was unable to reach the top. Just because he was born as a “female”, he was restricted in everything and was forever deprived of the qualification to reach the top. , this is a shame for her who has always been proud. Bai Su is luckier than her.
With the name "Shaoxuan", it can be regarded as the master and apprentice walking side by side in a sense, climbing to the top together!
Shen Tang was relieved: "That's good."
Bai Su acted very low-key, so low-key that Zhao Feng only remembered about this problem after being reminded by Gu Chi for many days.
She declined Zhao Feng’s kindness.
Said: "The Lord has given me the word."
Zhao Feng asked: "What word?"
If there is a serious word, it should be commensurate with the word.
Bai Su replied: "Shaoxuan."
Zhao Feng thought about it carefully, stroked his beard, and nodded in affirmation: "This word is your name."
Bai Su condenses martial courage, some are happy and some are worried.
This "worried" person is Lili.
It's not that he is jealous, but that Bai Su is a latecomer and puts a lot of pressure on him. When he thinks that his own courage has not yet moved, he is so worried that he can't sleep well for several days. But only with pressure can there be motivation to go further. Half a month later, after Li Li worked hard like crazy and worked hard, he also gathered his courage, and everything fell into place. Shen Tang heard the good news.
Proactively asked Li Li: "Do you want a name?"
The name Li Li can only be regarded as a nickname.
He is in a similar situation to Bai Su. They are both lonely. As a master, he must take the initiative to provide warmth to his subordinates.
Unexpectedly, Lili refused.
Who said he was a loner?
He has a wife!
My wife helped him choose a name many years ago.
When Li Li thought that the name given by his wife could be permanently engraved on his Wu Daring Tiger Talisman, the corners of his mouth could not help but grin.
Shen Tang: "..."
Speaking of which, she still doesn’t know what Lili’s name is.
Li Li only said to keep it secret.
On the day when he truly condenses the Martial Tiger Talisman, he will be truly qualified to introduce that name.
Shen Tang: “…”
She very much doubted that if Li Li's brain was split open with a sword, would it be filled with the word "Madam"?
If she had asked, Li Li would probably have patted his chest and told her that the word "Madam" was engraved on his heart.
Singles don’t understand the world of love brain.
Spring plowing is in full swing.
The weather is getting warmer day by day.
The buds of the peach trees planted for ornamental purposes bloom one after another.
Annoying dogs barking, cats chirping, and birds chirping gradually appeared in Fugu City. Shen Tang held his chin in one hand and handled official duties with a pen in the other. From time to time, he would secretly move his buttocks and change his focus. She didn't know when she would be able to get away from the heavy official duties. If she continued to sit like this, sooner or later he would develop hemorrhoids, and she didn't know if the current medical skills could cure it... thinking about it, she yawned.
"Sleepy... tired in spring and tired in summer, tired in autumn and hibernating, not enough sleep all year round... I miss me, the dignified Governor of Heyin, but I don't even have five insurances and one gold..." His eyelids were heavy, and Shen Tang simply put it down. Pen, prepare to lie down for a rest and rest your mind.
Before it was brewing, Lin Feng came running from outside.
Shouting: "Langjun, Langjun, something bad is going to happen!"
Shen Tang suddenly woke up: "What happened?"
Lin Feng, who was dressed in a simple spring dress, looked pretty, but at this time, his face was full of worry and nervousness: "The fight is about to start!"
< br>Shen Tang was confused: "A fight started?"
She stood up from the mat.
I almost fell down because my legs were paralyzed.
"Who started the fight? Or who called in?"
Lin Feng stamped his feet anxiously: "It's the teacher and Mr. Qi."
Shen Tang's sleepiness flew away - Chu Yao Why did you get into a fight with Qi Shan? She was so frightened that Lin Feng rushed to rescue the soldiers - she was so anxious that she held on to her numb legs and limped out, Feng Feng said angrily: "Ling De, lead the way!"
"Wei!"
The crime scene that Shen Tang thought was bloody. The actual crime scene: a few heads peeking out of the wall, watching the fun and eating.
Shen Tang pushed aside Gu Chi and others who had arrived at an unknown time.
Angrily: "What are you doing-"
Shen Tang: "???"
She was confused when she saw the scene clearly.
Just a few questions in my mind.
Who is she?
Where is she?
What is she doing?
Qishan and Chu Yao didn’t even fight, so why did Lin Feng act like they were fighting to the death? It made her think something big had happened_(:з)∠)_.
Lin Feng emphasized that he did not report a false alarm.
"Teacher, they really took action just now——"
Shen Tang: "..."
Why doesn't she believe it?
The two people Lin Feng said were fighting were about a foot away, looking at each other. There was a cat and a dog squatting not far from their feet.
Needless to say, the cat is the beautiful cat Su Shang who has gained a lot of weight recently. The dog is short and chubby.
Looks like he was only a month old.
The beautiful Sushang cat was arching her back, erecting her tail, and her fur was all over her body, and she was huffing wildly at the dog.
The brown dog huddled at Chu Yao's feet, ears drooped, and whimpering timidly, so pitiful.
She vaguely remembered that half a month ago, Chu Yao said that he went out and picked up an abandoned puppy on the roadside. Shen Tang didn't pay much attention to it. Does it have anything to do with her that her subordinates like to keep cats and dogs? Chu Yao doesn't like cats and prefers dogs, which has nothing to do with her.
As it turns out, it has nothing to do with her.
But it has something to do with praying for good, and it has something to do with praying for good cats!
Su Shang, who had been nurtured by Qishan, was held in the palm of his hand and pampered, and his temper grew stronger day by day. He was called the tyrant of Fugu City! Even when wild cats come to provoke them, they are repulsed by it. They can even fight with one enemy against many and fight ferociously, which is very different from its sweet and cute appearance.
The problem lies here.
Chu Yao’s stupid dog likes to pee everywhere.
It just marked Chu Yao in the courtyard, but it had the audacity to sneak into the next door and wander around in the courtyard where people prayed for good deeds. How could Su Shang tolerate his temper? Seeing that the little puppy was not very big, I scratched its paws several times and fought off the puppy without any suspense.
Chu Yao came back and found that his dog had been beaten.
But I don’t know who did it.
In this way, the milk dog was beaten twice more.
It happened that when he was beaten for the fourth time, the milk dog escaped back to his territory, but Su Shang became more courageous as he fought and fought back.
Only then did Chu Yao realize who had done the good deed. Seeing Su Shang's reluctance, he remembered the face of Qishan, so he helped his dog, interfering with Su Shang's attack, and the milk dog successfully counterattacked for the first time.
That day Qi Shan found out that his businessman had been beaten.
I was so angry.
He soon discovered who the "murderer" was.
So——
Shen Tang was dumbfounded when he heard this: "Then the two of them started fighting over their own cats and dogs???"
Lin Feng whispered: "Not entirely."
She added : "Su Shang is pregnant."
Shen Tangxian Somewhat speechless: "Looking at the age, Su Shang has reached the age where he can go into heat. Isn't it normal to be pregnant? Yuan Liang would never think that the kitten in Su Shang's belly is from the Wuhui family's milk dog, right? These two reproductive Isolation..."
Of course Qi Shan didn’t think so.
But he was not angry with Chu Wuhui for bullying a pregnant woman shamelessly.
Of course, he was shaking with anger before that - what shameless wild cat would enlarge Su Shang's belly? How great is Su Shang! I wish I could castrate all the male cats in Fugu City!
To put it simply, the dispute between cats and dogs has escalated to the owner. Chu Yao is worried that his dog will suffer a loss, so he will use Wen Qi to interfere with Su Shang's attack. But when it comes to Qi Shan, he uses Wen Qi to suppress his body shape, which is bigger than Su Shang's. milk dog to ensure the safety of pregnant women.
Before the cat and dog could decide the winner, they drew their swords first.
From the quarrel between cats and dogs - such as Su Shang barking day and night after the arrival of spring, and the milk dog peeing everywhere and destroying the flower seedlings planted by Qi Shan - it escalated to the past between two people. The bad debt even involved Shen Tang.
Qishan still did not give up the plan to cultivate a gentleman, and resented Chu Yao for indulging Shen Tang instead of correcting him in time. Chu Yao mocked him for his old-fashioned thinking. He wanted to cultivate a gentleman despite his "evil plot"? Young people's minds should not be constrained by rules and regulations.
In a word, in a word.
The two of them failed in a literary fight and got into a physical fight.
The sword shadow is confusing and the sword light is flashing.
Lin Feng was so frightened that he hurriedly called to the savior who could stop the two of them - Lang Jun Shen Tang!
Shen Tang: "..."
Her fist is almost hard!
Everyone is too busy!
They actually have the time to help cats and dogs fight and sneeze at each other, but she, the lord, is so tired that she worries about getting hemorrhoids!
“Qi Yuanliang and Chu Wuhui!”
As the lord, Shen Tang punished Su Shang and the milk dog to write a thousand-word self-reflection letter on the charges that they destroyed the harmony of the team, peed indiscriminately, and fought indiscriminately. Anyone who cannot finish the work within the deadline will be locked up in a small dark room! When do you admit your mistake and when do you let it go?
What?
Cats and dogs can’t write?
Haha, their owners will always be there!
Xu Jie came to do business and heard this story, so he sent it back with a little polish. Wu Xian was cooking rice porridge when he heard the story. He almost spat out a mouthful of rice porridge and laughed so hard that he slapped his thigh: "This, haha, is this actually true?"
Xu Jie said: "It's absolutely true."
A self-examination book for cats and dogs was also posted.
Wu Xian turned around and informed Qin Li of the matter. He wanted to laugh after hearing this joke several times, and said: "Qin Qing, are you sure you know this person? Poof - you know him. Evil plot? "
No son in his family who is over five years old can do such a childish thing! Not to mention writing self-reflection books for cats and dogs.
Qin Li was also speechless for a long time.
It's really embarrassing for a literary scholar to do this with his literary spirit...
But he still took the weight and made up his mind and sighed: "No matter what absurd and unruly behavior Qi Yuanliang does, my lord cannot take it lightly. Who knows that this is not a trick to confuse the enemy?"
< br>Wu Xian promised that he would pay attention, but he was muttering in his heart - what method is used to confuse the enemy and is not effective? For such a naive move, the sacrifice would be too great.
After talking about light things, Xu Jie talked about serious matters with Wu Xian, which was still very heavy. Coincidentally, Shen Tang was also having a meeting to talk about the same thing - refugees.
"Last year, King She's rebels failed to attack Sibao County, so they retreated to the defense line and started a tug-of-war with Zheng Qiao..."
Shen Tang received news that more than a thousand refugees had poured into Heyin, stealing and looting. It has had a great impact on the public security of Heyin. If we don't find a way to settle these people, bigger troubles are yet to come.
As spring plowing ends, the war will expand from local conflicts, and she is worried that Heyin and other places will also be involved.
"... there are more than 1,300 refugees counted."
Shen Tang asked: "Where are they from?"
Gu Chi was already prepared.
The refugees were originally from all over the Xin Kingdom, and a small number even came from the Geng Kingdom... They also revealed a piece of information that worried Gu Chi. The overall strength of the Swine King was inferior to that of Zheng Qiao. He had connections with Shiwu and Beimo and wanted to borrow troops.
Shen Tang couldn't help but laugh when he heard this.
“These two brothers are interesting. They really don’t belong to the same family. Fighting is just a brain circuit! If you can’t do it, you will seek skin from the tiger... Are you planning to condone the two places to send troops to enter the country? Bei Desert Jackal, Shiwuhu Leopard, I remember Zheng Qiao To capture the Xin State is to cooperate with Shiwu, so that Shiwu can contain the Xin State's border troops and cannot return to defense? >
(End of this chapter)