Chapter 789 Chapter 789: The hair and skin of the body are received by the parents [asking for monthly votes]
“Lord!”
“Lord!”
“Mama!”
Shen Tang vaguely heard someone calling her, and couldn't help but follow the sound, and subconsciously patted her ears - with her physical fitness and five senses, everyone's voices should be very clear. It sounds blurry now, so there must be something wrong with my ears.
It's okay if I don't shoot, but it will squeal again when I shoot.
The pinna of the ear hurts and at the same time there is dust and sand shaking off.
Shen Tang couldn't help but cover his ears, and cursed in his heart that good thoughts and evil thoughts were not human beings. After all, this was the body that the three of them had shared, so I didn't know how to be gentler! In a short time, everyone had arrived one after another. Gu Chi, who was ready to show his "gentleness and considerateness", after seeing his lord's appearance clearly, all the drafts he had made were stuck in his throat, but he couldn't hold it in.
“Pfft——”
Shen Tang squinted: “Why are you laughing?”
It's just four words, with a strong nasal sound and a leaky speech.
Xun Zhen glanced at Gu Chi and signaled him not to seek death at this time. Shen Tang noticed that their expressions were a little strange, so he covered his bruised and swollen heads and said, "Why are you laughing?"
It pissed her off and turned back to all 007!
Gu Chi covered the corners of his upturned mouth with his sleeves, coughed lightly and said, "I'm not smiling, but it's rare to see my lord in such a miserable state. In addition to the trauma, is your lord uncomfortable in any way?"
< br>Although there was no mirror, Shen Tang knew just by touch that his handsome face was swollen into a pig's head and he could no longer see anyone.
He complained: "I feel pain everywhere."
Gong Xiqiu said: "It's much better than when I was."
If he hadn't been lucky enough to be picked up by Lin Feng, he would have died. At the bottom of the cliff, it is really rare for Mama to withstand the three tests of evil thoughts, totems, and thunder at once with only superficial injuries. As expected of a sacred object of the Gongxi tribe, his best friend Mama! sharp!
Hearing this, Shen Tang was slightly comforted.
Gu Chi and others were afraid of Shen Tang's "settlement of accounts", but Wu Xian had no such scruples. After he stepped into the bottom of the pit, he saw Shen Tang's appearance at this moment from close range, so his eyes were almost glued to her head, and he couldn't suppress his smile after taking several deep breaths.
"Pfft - Shen, Sister Shen -"
Shen·Heitanren·Tang: "What?"
Wu Xian raised his finger and pointed at the position of his head.
Puzzled, Shen Tang, who had a dark face, also raised his hand to touch the width of his head, and found a ball of burnt black ashes.
Shen Tang: “…”
The scene was so quiet that only the sound of the wind was left.
Looking at the burnt black thing in her hand, and then feeling the coolness of the cold wind passing above her head, she was completely stunned.
"What is this?"
Wu Xiandao: "Um...Mei Shen's hair?"
Hearing this, Shen Tang's expression changed to touching his head with both hands - she scratched He picked up a ball of hair and applied a little force, and the hair that was originally covered in a ball on his head made a crisp "click-click" sound. That sound is really crispier than freshly baked potato chips.
Everyone: "..."
Shen Tang: "..."
Gong Xiqiu couldn't see Shen Tang's appearance at this moment, but he could "see" her movements at this moment: "Isn't it just her hair? Did it get chopped off? Mama, that was the Heavenly Thunder that was promoted to the sixteenth level, not to mention the hair, the eyebrows, the armpit hair and even..."
The rest of the words were not spoken. An elbow away from Xun Ding.
Shen Tang touched his eyebrows and eyelashes.
Sure enough, only the residue was left.
The mouth is getting more and more deflated. Even though she is completely black now, everyone can see the grievances from her dark little face.
Gong Xiqiu scratched the spot where Xun Ding elbowed him, but the little force did not hurt or itch him: "Is Mama Wu Qi enough?"
Shen Tang took a breath Nose, instead, I sniffed a dusty nose.
The strong itching in her nose made her sneeze uncontrollably. When he sneezes, a cloud of black smoke comes out, and he sneezes again and again, and he barely stops after seven or eight sneezes: "Why are you asking?"
"If you have enough martial energy, don't take back the armor." The hair on the body has been damaged by the thunder, not to mention the clothes?
If Mama takes back her armor now, it will not end well.
Shen Tang: "..."
My lord's promotion to the sixteenth level is a good thing worthy of setting up a flowing banquet to celebrate seven days and seven nights, but because of some details, everyone should not talk about it. After celebrating happily, everyone remained silent and kept secret about Shen Tang's promotion.
In this way, several days passed.
Gu Chi and others also looked sad because of this.
When Chu Yao delivered the meal, Luan Xin and others hurriedly came forward to greet him, lowering their voices for fear that they would be heard by people in the room if they raised their voices: "Wu Hui, how is your master doing now?"
Chu Yao: "My appetite is okay, but I still don't see anyone."
The daily food intake has been increased from three buckets to four buckets. This is turning grief and anger into appetite. It may also be that the need for food is greater after the promotion. . No matter which one it is, having an appetite is a good thing.
What Chu Yao is most worried about is that his lord is sad and has no appetite.
He sighed: "Let the master think for himself."
As long as you have a good-looking face and a handsome bald head.
Chu Yao was thinking about preparing some hair-growing medicinal food for Shen Tang.
And Shen Tang?
It’s not just because of her hair that she doesn’t want to see people these days.
The evil thoughts and the good thoughts were fighting, and I didn't know what to think. They greeted each other in the face. Shen Tang nourished her with Wen Qi/Martial Qi, but found that the recovery speed was strangely slow, as if there was power preventing her from recovering. She didn't want to walk around with a pig's head and a face.
So, she held it in her room for several days.
By the way, calm down and check your progress.
On the fifth day, the long-closed door finally opened.
Shen Tang kicked the wooden sign at the door that said "Burn incense if you have something to do, don't make a fuss if you have nothing to do". He touched his shiny brain and sighed sincerely: "Since I came here, my brain has not been like this for a long time. It’s cool now, and the weather is getting hotter, so it’s quite comfortable.”
Being bald or something like that doesn't matter.
As long as you have a handsome face, you will be beautiful with or without hair!
This is the conclusion Shen Tang came to after taking a shower today and carefully looking at his beautiful face in the mirror.
Turn around and bump into Chu Yao who looked slightly surprised.
“Wuhui!”
Only then did Chu Yao come back to his senses: "My lord."
"Are you here to deliver meals again? There is no need to deliver them from today on. Just leave this kind of thing to others." Everyone seemed more nervous than her. She had lost it. Mao, who came to her house from time to time in the past few days, spoke softly through the door.
Shen Tang was worried that if he held it in for a few more days, they would all shave their heads. Thinking about that scene, he was quite moved.
Chu Yao turned sideways, revealing the plate held by his bodyguard.
Shen Tang was surprised: “What?”
Chu Yao revealed the answer. It was a wig braided into a bun. The workmanship was quite fine and it only needed to be buckled on the head. There is also a box of eyebrow powder next to it so that lost eyebrows can be drawn back.
Shen Tang: "..."
She looked at Chu Yao silently, and Chu Yao also looked at her tenderly.
Shen Tang scratched his head: "Well, there's no need for that."
Confirming that Shen Tang really didn't mind the lost hair, Chu Yao breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this and said softly: "My lord, I have been staying behind closed doors these days. It’s really worrying to see people... Now that we’ve looked away, it’s better to hold a morning meeting tomorrow to reassure people.”
Shen Tang said: "Well, I've made you worry."
Then he asked about the situation at Chaoliguan.
Chu Yao said: "Everything is fine."
Shen Tang asked again: "Is there any news about Huang Lie's troops?"
Chu Yao instantly entered the work reporting state and said: "Previously, Huang Lie's troops were divided into two groups, one group surrounded Zhao Degong, and the other group Road to recruit Qianzhou troops... According to rumors, it seems that they are also preparing to establish diplomatic relations with neighboring countries and borrow troops. The specific results are unknown. Zhang He's troops are developing in Yanzhou. Although the Huang and Zhang families have formed an alliance, they have no plans to mobilize troops towards Liguan. There are signs, but we still can’t slack off..."
Shen Tang nodded and said: "They are just calming down temporarily." After the two families have integrated their forces, they still have to take action.
But——
Shen Tang frowned and asked: "Huang Lie wants to borrow troops from neighboring countries?"
Yiling, Qian, Yan, The current situation in the four states of Kunming would be very difficult if a complete political force were to intervene.
Chu Yao was not worried about this.
He said: "There is a 90% chance that we will not be able to borrow it."
Shen Tang was curious: "Why are you so sure?"
Chu Yao explained: "The previous rescue The old ministers of Xin State knew from their mouths Dao Zhengqiao was also worried about being invaded by neighboring countries, fearing that he would be trapped in a fatal situation. Therefore, he used methods to intensify the internal fighting among neighboring countries. At this time, the fighting was also in full swing. "
The northwest continent is so chaotic, where is the outside world. Not greedy?
Greedy, but too busy to take care of himself. I haven’t even wiped the shit off my butt, so how can I have the energy to think about the meat in someone else’s pot?
Shen Tang smiled and said: "That makes me feel relieved."
After Chu Yao left, Shen Tang went to the school ground to watch the training.
The shiny head shimmered in the sun, causing the generals who were training to turn around frequently. Take a look? Hey, that monk looks like my lord? Not sure, take another look.
"Mama came out looking like this?"
Shen Tang was lying on the roof near the school ground, basking in the sun comfortably. Just as he was about to fall asleep, he realized that the sun above his head was blocked.
You didn’t even have to open your eyes to know who was coming. She put her hands on her hips proudly and said, “What’s wrong with me looking like this? I can’t see people with my bald head?”
Gong Xiqiu: “…that’s not the case. "
After a while, he sat down next to Shen Tang.
Shen Tang picked off the weeds growing in the gaps between the eaves and rubble, held it in his mouth, and said, "Gong Xiqiu, thank you this time."
Gong Xiqiu crossed his arms and asked, "Thank you for what?"
"Without you, Ji Shou and the others would be in dire straits."
Gong Xiqiu said, "Just remember to settle the payment."< br>
To say thank you would be too disrespectful.
"...Am I not a sacred object of your clan? Do you still care about me asking for money?" At the mention of money, Shen Tang sat up straight.
Gong Xiqiu asked back: "How can I not pay for the sacred object?"
"...Tsk, why are you so picky at your pigtails!" Shen Tang paused and stared at Gong Xi. Qiu couldn't help but stretch out his hands on the thick black pigtails, "Feng En, where did you get that wig from? It's quite real!"
Tug——
Didn't move!
Gong Xiqiu followed her strength and leaned toward her.
She looked at Gong Xiqiu speechlessly, and Gong Xiqiu was also silent.
"No - you were also struck by lightning, why are your hairs real?" Shen Tang was like a cat that had exploded, scratching Gong Xiqiu's hair and pulling his eyebrows, all of which were actually real!
Gong Xiqiu said: "It's true."
Shen Tang said: "Really? I don't believe it!"
Gong Xiqiu clasped his collar with one hand, making a gesture He wanted to continue and said: "If you don't believe it, I have other evidence."
But his movement was stopped by Shen Tang.
"I'm not interested in men's chest or armpit hair. Although we are close friends, we can't be hooligans. I only have one question - why does your hair grow so fast?" According to Gong Xiqiu's narration , his injuries were much more serious than his own, his life almost hung by a thread, and it was impossible to keep his hair!
The only answer is that his hair grew later.
Gong Xiqiu also likes to have small braids. If all the braids are taken apart, the actual length will definitely be at the waist or downwards.
How can it last so long in such a short time?
Gong Xiqiu said: "Isn't this normal?"
Shen Tang: "???"
With abundant martial energy, the hair will grow easily.
Why do nine out of ten brave warriors have full beards? Is it because they like to grow beards? Naturally, it’s because shaving every day is a hassle. Growth will stop when it reaches a certain length. It is almost impossible to see a bald person among brave warriors.
Shen Tang: "...Then why can't I grow out?"
Gongxi Qiu thought for a moment: "You have dual cultivation."
It is said to be dual cultivation, but Shen Tang's overall cultivation is still based on literary energy, and literary energy does not have the characteristics of crazy hair.
Shen Tang: "...This is unfair!"
She got angry: "This is discrimination against literary scholars!"
Finally, Gong Xiqiu's words The words awakened her: "There are so many words and spirits of literary scholars, maybe some of them will come true."
The next day, morning meeting.
Everyone saw their lord coming out with a high ponytail, his hair swaying slowly from side to side as he walked, and they all looked at Chu Yao.
They all knew that Chu Yao made a wig.
Chu Yao: "..."
"Cough, cough cough——"
Shen Tang pretended to cough to attract everyone's attention.
"Do you have any doubts?"
Everyone said: "No doubt."
Some people were beating their chests in their hearts because they didn't even see the bald version of the Lord. I'm afraid it will be the same in the future. No chance!
After the Dragon Slaying Game, many new faces appeared under Shen Tang’s tent one after another. The lack of coordination among everyone made this morning meeting long and boring. Shen Tang listened patiently and smiled from time to time. The main thing is to have a stable mood and a good character.
It made several newcomers who had been tortured by Zheng Qiao burst into tears.
These newcomers also have a common characteristic -
They are more or less faced with the dilemma of having few male heirs, insufficient heirs, or simply no heirs. No one wants to be wiped out or left alone, and coupled with the "myth" that Xie Qi will be sent to the soul, they temporarily give in to Shen Tang.
First get the secret of how women can practice and solve the heir crisis. As for the rest, we will talk about it later.
My lord, it’s not like you can’t run away once you’ve made your decision.
If the running-in is not good, it can still run away.
Because of their impure thoughts, they have no requirements for their positions. They work when there is work and rest when there is no work. The level of cooperation was astonishing to all the subordinates who came from lower-level backgrounds.
Chu Yao and others were still worried that they would be passive and sabotage their work.
For various reasons, new people and old people get along well.
As the sun climbed to its highest point, the long morning meeting finally came to an end. Shen Tang understood the recent work content in detail and had a firm understanding of the subsequent reconstruction: "Wuhui, there are people over there with the Four Treasures. Is there any news? Xianrong has brought someone back?”
Lin Feng and Shen Zhi are the top priority.
Chu Yao: "Calculate the time, there is still one day at the earliest."
Shen Tang sighed: "Then wait for one more day."
The result, morning meeting The front legs dispersed, and the defenders returned with their hind legs.
The envoy sent to Sibao County has returned.
Shen Tang was surprised: "So fast?"
Didn't Tu Rong and the three of them sleep on the road?
Not just not sleeping!
He has never had such luxury in his life. As a brave warrior, he was taken care of by two literary scholars, and his martial energy was increased at various speeds. He traveled without sleep for twelve hours a day!
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Tang Mei found the secret to hair growth.
Baldness can be saved.
(End of this chapter)