Chapter 309: Style Issues
“I’m back, hey, I’m going. Most of the rookie inn today was full of people and thieves.”
In a community in Magic City, Wang Jiang held a large number of people in his arms When the courier walked into the house, my arms almost cramped.
He is a white-collar worker in a company. He just got married recently. He is still in the running-in period with his wife and has not adapted well.
In the past, when he got off work, he would first go to the rookie downstairs to bring the express delivery back.
But now, every time he goes to Cainiao, it's like buying something new.
"Daughter-in-law, we really bought a trolley. There are too many things." Wang Jiang complained while thoughtfully finding a utility knife to open the express delivery.
Daughter-in-law Li Yan chuckled and said with a guilty conscience: "These are all harvested in the live broadcast room. They are very cheap."
"If we continue to harvest more wool, I will have to pay for it in the end, right? ?”
Wang Jiang is very satisfied with his wife. She is fine everywhere, but she likes shopping too much.
The key point is that she is not the kind of spendthrift who spends money on things.
She especially likes to hang out in various live broadcast rooms.
She is a big fan of all the major anchors’ live broadcast rooms on the Internet.
Get a 50% discount coupon here today and a fan benefit there tomorrow.
After receiving the coupons, I naturally couldn’t help but spend more.
There are more express deliveries at home every day, and they all cost twenty or thirty yuan.
Although it is not expensive, it is of no use at all.
Wang Jiang opened the first express delivery and took out a white plastic board: "What is this? A cutting board?"
Li Yan received it again: "This is a warm Cutting boards are very popular these days.”
“Warm cutting boards?”
Li Yan introduced in a grand manner: "Well, put this on the dining table. After cooking, put the food on top of this to keep it hot."
At first glance, there is no problem.
But Wang Jiang is a science student and an electrical and mechanical engineer.
The existence of this kind of thing seems to insult his professionalism.
He weighed the plastic plate with his hands and understood the principle of this thing at that time.
"This can't be used, please return it immediately."
Li Yan didn't understand: "Why, I saw it in the live broadcast room and it was very good. The key is it's cheap."
"This thing is It's too dangerous, it's just two resistance heating wires, and we The principle of the electric heater we used when we were young is that without over-temperature protection, it is a time bomb.”
Li Yan didn’t understand the heating principle, but when she heard about the time bomb, she was scared and quickly put the warm dishes away. The board was put back into the express box.
Wang Jiang opened another small box: "Chopsticks? Don't we have chopsticks at home?"
Speaking of this, Li Yan liked it: "Our chopsticks are made of wood, but theirs are different. They are made of polymer materials and don't contain oil. They are said to be imported from Europe and are high-tech."
Wang Jiang was a little helpless: "My wife Let me ask you something.”
“Just say okay!”
“Okay, but I want to know, do Europeans use chopsticks?” …………”
After hearing this, Li Yan turned around and was speechless.
When she placed the order, she paid attention to the discount and wanted to think about it.
The next express delivery will also be useless little things.
Either it is small daily necessities, the kind that are innovative but not innovative.
Or they are toiletries, with some weird chemical elements added to the packaging as a gimmick, and they are not cheap.
Wang Jiang finally couldn't help it anymore: "Daughter-in-law, I won't say anything to you when you buy things. The key is that what you buy is IQ tax."
"Oh..." Li Yan knew she was in the wrong, Don't dare to talk back.
She lowered her head and looked at the last express delivery. It was so big that her heart pounded.
Those little things in front are all taxed.
Wouldn’t it cost more to pay for such a big express box?
If I had known earlier, I should have picked up the express myself to avoid all this trouble.
But when Wang Jiang took a look at the express delivery form, he put down the utility knife in his hand and was not going to open the box.
Li Yan was a little curious: "There's only one left, just open it."
"I won't take it apart anymore. I'll take it back to work tomorrow to take it apart."
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Wang Jiang’s perfunctory attitude made Li Yan a little suspicious: “Shouldn’t things for work be sent to the company?”
"Oops, the address is wrong."
"Wait a moment!"
Li Yan squatted down directly.
She may be charged an IQ tax when buying small commodities, but her sixth sense is always as good as one.
The express delivery order is Shunfeng Express.
The packaging box is a high-end version of thickened corrugated paper.
This must be an electronic product, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it.
"Did you buy another graphics card?" Li Yan asked from the bottom of her soul.
“No.”
At this time, the utility knife in Li Yan’s hand had already cut through the tape, and a strong industrial smell hit her face.
Extra high specification padding foam.
Layer after layer of dust bags.
Plus a thick instruction manual.
If it wasn’t a computer graphics card or something, Li Yan wouldn’t believe it.
“It’s really not a graphics card.” Wang Jiang was obviously a little panicked and was about to take away the express box.
"Wait a minute! What else could it be if it wasn't a graphics card?"
While speaking, Li Yan took out the product.
A thing that looks like a sweeping robot, with four legs, obviously needs to be assembled by yourself.
Seeing this scene, Wang Jiang could no longer hide it, and could only explain a little bit: "This is an electronic product."
"Nonsense, I can see it, what is the key Electronic products, if you buy another game console or something like that, I won’t be done with you!”
It's not Li Yan's control.
The main reason is that Wang Jiang spent too much money on electronic products.
There is a computer worth more than 20,000 yuan in the study room. It has such high configuration and is all for playing games.
There is a switch in the bedroom, which has been gathering dust since I bought it.
There is also a PS in the living room, saying that some games cannot be played on the switch. We already have enough game consoles at home, and Wang Jiang is not good at playing them, so buying more would be too much.
No kind of family can withstand such a situation.
Wang Jiang patted his chest and promised: "It's definitely not a game console."
"What is that?"
"Robot dog."
At first, Li Yan didn’t quite understand what a robot dog was.
But when Wang Jiang assembled the product at lightning speed, Li Yan was dumbfounded.
She thought that robot dog was a professional term used by electronic nerds that outsiders could not understand.
I didn’t expect that.
The so-called robot dog is a watery dog.
After Wang Jiang finished assembling it, he felt restless and immediately demonstrated it to his wife.
"Look, it can move, right? It can also jump, run, and understand voice interaction. They are all the most advanced technology at the moment."
Li Yan looked at the robot dog Wandering around Wang Jiang's command download living room, he nodded confusedly.
"It's quite high-tech. Besides walking around like a dog, what else can you do."
"No more for now." Wang Jiang was having a great time.
"You mean, something that is so impressive can only be used in a circle?"
Wang Jiang nodded: "The latest technology is like this, it is of no use when it comes out."
"You have no use for anything" Buy it? How much does it cost?”
Li Yan’s inadvertent words made Wang Jiang sweat, and he quickly waved his hands to cover it up: “It’s not much.” Li Yan didn't believe this at all.
"More than a thousand."
While Wang Jiang was speaking, Li Yan had already begun to use the phone's image recognition to identify it.
After a while, the search terms appeared on the screen.
[Shunfengwangcai can only be used as an electronic dog. The final inventory is only available in the Little Prince Milk live broadcast room. Click to enter...]
“You still say every day that I pay taxes when I visit the live broadcast room. Why don't you go shopping too? You..."
Li Yan opened the live broadcast room smoothly.
What came into view was a beautiful woman in a miniskirt.
Be reasonable.
The online sellers are all female anchors, and most of them are pretty.
But the person on the screen is different.
Her looks are off the charts.
General female anchors who sell mobile phones or computers are definitely not of this level.
Even this girl’s appearance is considered to be at the ceiling level in a women’s fashion live broadcast room.
Like a star!
Seeing this, Li Yan's mood gradually became less beautiful.
Wang Jiang spending money to buy such useless things is at best an economic problem.
But if he buys this kind of stuff from this beauty’s live broadcast room, it’s a matter of style.
What is the difference between this and rewarding a marginal female anchor?
The anger counter on Li Yan's forehead is approaching the critical point.
But she still tried her best to restrain herself and found the link to the robot dog in the little yellow car.
"WC! 9988!"
After Li Yan saw the price, she was speechless.
"Wang Jiang, are you fucking crazy! This piece of shit cost 10,000 yuan!"
Knowing that he was doomed, Wang Jiang said helplessly: "This is the latest technology, and the price is just It’s so expensive. It’s even more expensive abroad.”
“Shut up! You still said that I paid IQ tax, but it doesn’t count as tax. Have you been defrauded?”
"Songfeng is a big company, it won't do it."
Li Yan was very angry: "You fart, big companies only try to trick you idiots. In addition to being like a dog, you can eat and drink. ?”
“I As I said, this is the crystallization of new technology..."
"I tell you, if you don't quit this thing today, you won't be able to get any crystallization in the future."
Stop it. After saying these words, Li Yan ran directly to the bedroom.
She was really angry.
I usually buy some small things by myself, Wang Jiang is nagging.
What’s the result?
He pays 10,000 yuan in taxes himself.
The key is that it doesn’t matter if you buy a computer or something, Li Yan can understand the value of it.
Robot dog...
I don’t know which cerebral palsy engineer came up with the idea.
Li Yan spent half an hour complaining to her best friend before her anger dissipated a little.
She was lying on the bed, not wanting to do anything, so she picked up the remote control as if to vent her anger and pressed it aimlessly.
The anger that had already subsided was ignited again after seeing the TV picture.
"How dare this piece of shit be advertised on TV?"
Li Yan even wanted to call 12315.
She actually saw this broken dog on a serious TV station!
Looking up, it turned out to be a military channel.
“No! CCTV is crazy about money, isn’t it? Is this crap also for publicity?”
Full of anger, she stared at the TV screen carefully, and then realized that the screen was not an advertisement, but a serious news report.
[Our reporter reported that the King of Soldiers Challenge held by the Chengdu War Zone recently came to a successful conclusion, with all branches of the military achieving excellent results. The competition fully demonstrated the modernized individual combat capabilities of our army, while also demonstrating Some advanced equipment has been released, especially the new unmanned combat weapon Robot Wolf developed by a certain company, which has shown great success...]
The voice of the female anchor went in from the left ear and out from the right ear.
Li Yan just stared at the thing named Silver Wolf on the screen and slowly raised the question mark.
"Silver wolf? Prosperous wealth? Aren't they the same?"
(End of this chapter)