Chapter 422 Is it too sharp
"Gah!" Shen Zizai was stunned.
Zhuang Yan's mantra seems to have some kind of magic power, which has spread beyond the medical team. Shen Zizai learned it and used it skillfully.
“Don’t mention it, damn it.” Chen Yan cursed, “When I saw the photo, I was dumbfounded. What is this? If nothing else, I have cut at least one appendix in my life. Tens of thousands of them. When have you ever seen this happen? "
"Weren't you checked before surgery?" Shen Zizai asked.
"I did it, I did it all."
"Huh?" Shen Zizai's eyes widened. It looked different from what he imagined.
“The patient, a 22-year-old female, was admitted to the hospital due to intermittent right lower abdominal pain for 2 days, which worsened for 2 hours.
On admission, the patient complained of right lower abdominal pain, abdominal distension, low fever, and usual menstruation. The monthly period is irregular, ranging from 30 to 37 days, and it has been 35 days since my last menstrual period.”
“Do you remember it so clearly?”
"I'm still afraid." Chen Yan sighed, "Some people become bolder as they become doctors, but I become less and less courageous."
"The older you get, the less courageous you are. This is how it should be. , very good." Shen Zizai picked up the beer bottle and said, He poured Chen Yan a glass and said, "Drink slowly. I'm getting older and my eyesight has been blurry in the past few years. I need to drink less alcohol. Our liver's metabolic capacity is not what it used to be. Just drink it as much as you can, but don't drink too much."
“Yeah.” Chen Yan nodded Head, "The patient's auxiliary examination report showed that the color ultrasound showed a small amount of fluid in the abdominal cavity, and there were no obvious abnormalities in the uterine appendages, kidneys, ureters and bladder. The blood picture also showed infection, which is more typical of acute appendicitis."
"My Na student He is a dog, and has always been cautious.
The first impression this disease gave him was acute appendicitis. Combined with color ultrasound, ectopic pregnancy, ovarian cyst torsion, urinary tract obstruction and other diseases were also ruled out.
For the sake of safety, he asked an obstetrician and gynecologist for emergency consultation. The consultation opinion was that obstetrics and gynecological diseases would not be considered for the time being. "
"Uh..." Shen Zizai was speechless.
Being able to achieve this step is already considered impeccable. Even if he treats such a patient himself, I'm afraid he can't do better. .
"What happened next? When I opened it, I saw an ectopic pregnancy... Damn it, if you had to have surgery in the middle of the night, you wouldn't be scared out of your wits. "Shen Zizai cursed.
In the operating room, the air-conditioning was dense, and the smell of disinfectant and ultraviolet light spread between the mouth and nose.
The surgeon performed the operation under the bright shadowless light and cut open the peritoneum. The appendix did not pop out, but a child came out.
Suddenly, the 10cm mechanized fetus suddenly turned into a big-headed doll, opening its mouth and biting the scalpel.
Creak, creak, creak~~~
Following the ferocious laughter, the lights in the operating room began to flicker, and Shen Zizai vaguely saw a pair of red embroidered shoes.
Damn it!
It's so scary.
"Alas." Chen Yan sighed again, "I have summarized a few points about this kind of nonsense."
"You say."
"First , women with lower abdominal pain must consider obstetrics and gynecology diseases, ranging from children to adults in their seventies and eighties. "
"Second, an excellent ultrasound! Doctors are very important, but who can guarantee that you will encounter an excellent ultrasound doctor every day in the emergency room?”
"But if you can't even see an ectopic pregnancy, that's nonsense. This level is unbelievable." Shen Zizai complained.
"What should I do? I am also wondering whether female patients with emergency appendicitis will have to undergo CT scans in the future, and then ask imaging experts to come to our place to teach us." Chen Yan hesitated.
“If all female patients are considering acute appendicitis, do you want to do a CT scan? Damn it, Lao Chen, are you crazy? Now people are saying that if you use tests indiscriminately, are you suffering from a wind injury?”
Chen Yan stroked his beard, his expression cold, and he seemed to have made a decision.
“They are not responsible for feelings.”
"That's not okay, don't be so extreme." Shen Zizai advised.
“When we were young, some patients died suddenly after coming here. Do you still remember?”
“Remember, I thought afterwards that many of them were acute myocardial infarctions.” Shen Zizai naturally understood what Chen Yan was going to say, so he followed his words, "I didn't understand at the time, don't When I see an electrocardiogram for patients, I can’t even understand what it is.” br>
Two people can understand that raising the st segment is also called pulling the flag, which is what the older generation calls it.
The rest must be consulted by a circulatory department.
"Later, if you look at it like now, no matter what the disease is, the patient just needs to be sent to the emergency department. Don't worry about it. Get an electrocardiogram first."
"For this matter Son, the medical department receives dozens or hundreds of complaints every year, but Director Feng just keeps silent."
"How many people die, there must be 20 every year. Yes." Shen Zizai said with a smile, "If you complain about excessive charges, the medical office will second two doctors from the clinic to handle the complaints. It's enough to work hard, but there are an inexplicable increase of 20 patients every year, and the medical office has to be busy. "Here."
"Director Feng is very smart. He knows exactly what is more and what is less." Chen Yan had already made up his mind.
"Look for Ronaldinho, don't look for me." Shen Zizai immediately recommended Luo Hao.
“You old ghost, you just know how to hide.” Chen Yan looked down upon him, “Are you not doing any work now, just waiting to retire?”
“Yes. ." Shen Zizai answered confidently, and Chen Yan was speechless for a moment.
"The four King Kongs under my command, as well as Yuan Xiaoli, a returnee from overseas, are not enough. Now that Ronaldinho is here, what else can I do."
" Ronaldinho's organizational connections are in 912 , I am a supporter in our first year of medical school. You have to leave sooner or later, why are you so proud?" Chen Yan was filled with jealousy and retorted Shen Zizai's words.
"Four years later, I asked Ronaldinho. Four years later, when I was 55, I retired directly from the second line and handed over the director to Yuan Xiaoli. I was free and at ease."
"Do you really think so?"
"Do you know why I don't do surgery?" Shen Zizai asked.
Chen Yan really doesn’t know about this.
When they first came to the medical school, there were no rules for practicing certificates. After working for a few years, they followed the old method and directly obtained the attending certificate.
"An operation I performed more than 20 years ago when I was an intern - a pregnant woman admitted to the gynecology department was sent to the hospital by her family after she fell dizzy while going to the toilet.
Admitted to the gynecology department, she suffered from hemorrhagic syndrome Shock, bedside B-ultrasound report during rescue Intrauterine pregnancy.
The gynecology department believed that it was not an ectopic pregnancy and it was not a gynecological disease. Abdominal bleeding was not ruled out as visceral damage and bleeding caused by the fall. She was rushed to the general surgery department to prepare for emergency surgery. ”
Chen Yan’s. A disdainful smile appeared on his face.
Chen Yan has seen this kind of blame-shifting thing a lot. If Chen Yan traveled back to that era now, would the obstetrics and gynecology department want to transfer patients? Just dream.
"Open the abdomen, go into the abdominal cavity layer by layer, and after opening the peritoneum, blood will spurt out.
There is a lot of blood in the abdominal cavity, and the suction device cannot suck the blood clots, so I have to fish out the blood clots. I am an intern, so it would be nice if I could be on stage. Now, I have to rush to do this kind of work, don’t you think so, Lao Chen?
I grabbed a child, a little older than this, a boy, already grown. You can see it! "
"Isn’t this bullshit! The B-ultrasound doctor is even more bullshit. "What!" Shen Zizai complained, "So it's good for me to be an imaging doctor honestly and issue a report every day. I don't have to fish out a child in a piece of blood."
"I didn't expect it." Chen Yan shook his head.
"Hai, later I went to Shengjing to study for graduate school, met Boss Xu, and got involved by chance." Shen Zizai said with a smile, "So the B-ultrasound doctor is very important, even for a child of that age. I can’t see, I’m blind.”
Chen Yan knew that Shen Zizai was changing the subject and would not let him mention the matter of asking him to teach him how to watch CT films.
The food was served and the two of them chatted while eating.
Originally, Chen Yan didn't plan to find Shen Zizai, so Luo Hao just left it there. Wouldn't it be easier to use?
Chen Yan felt something about this today, and felt very sad when we talked about it.
The main reason is that there are too many surprises in clinical practice. Even if you have great skills, you will have to step on one or two sooner or later.
The real boss is not how good the surgery is, nor how awesome the diagnosis is, but that he never gets into trouble, and even if something happens he can still talk and laugh.
Chen Yan is not a big boss in this sense, so he is very anxious.
I learned a lesson today: thin people should be careful about intestinal ischemia and necrosis when establishing pneumoperitoneum during laparoscopy.
No one had told Chen Yan about this before.
The more the two chatted, the more interested they became. Chen Yan and Shen Zizi's relationship was average, but after all, they had seen each other for so many years, and there was always some fighting camaraderie.
Coupled with Luo Hao's looming hidden thread, the relationship between the two continues to heat up.
The phone rang, and both of their phones rang almost at the same time.
Shen Zizai picked up the phone and smiled slightly when he saw the message was from Luo Hao.
"Ronaldinho said he was installing beaks on red-crowned cranes. I have never heard of such a thing. By the way, Lao Chen, some time ago Ronaldinho took bamboo to tie up the dragon and release the red-crowned cranes. You can watch the video."
“Look, The bamboos are really strong, and the red-crowned cranes are also obedient, just like commanding thousands of troops. The moment the bamboos ran up the hillside, I almost burst into tears."
Several pictures appeared in Shen Zizai's eyes. .
He clicked on the first one.
The red-crowned crane "died" on the operating table.
It should be basic anesthesia, but Shen Zizai had never seen a bird being anesthetized, and it felt as if it was dead.
Beside the red-crowned crane stood Luo Hao. Luo Hao was holding a long gray object in his hand, which looked like a lower beak.
Second picture.
Luo Hao has already begun to install the lower beak of the red-crowned crane. All kinds of tools, including those for drilling holes and screws, are all available.
The third picture.
The red-crowned crane stands on the ground with one leg and the golden rooster is independent, and its upper and lower beaks are testing, but it seems a little uncomfortable.
Especially the third picture made Shen Zizai feel like he had traveled through time. The lower beak was completely the same as the previous one.
Is today’s technology so advanced? Shen Zizai felt that he was old and really couldn't understand the things Luo Hao was "playing" with.
"Zi Zi, this is the 3D printed lower beak that Ronaldinho mentioned? How come it is exactly the same?! This is too realistic." Chen Yan was also surprised.
"It must be exactly the same!" Although Shen Zizai sighed in his heart, he had the greatest advantage of a man - a tough talk.
Of all the people in my body, my mouth is the toughest.
“When the epidemic broke out, we had it under control in China. Look abroad, there were not enough ventilators at first. Two guys used 3D printing to print out a few parts to solve the urgent problem. Do you still remember this? Come on."
Chen Yan nodded slightly.
“Leave aside the fact that the manufacturer sued for infringement later, let’s just say that the ventilator is a precision instrument, and the parts can be produced by 3D printing. The lower beak of the red-crowned crane will definitely be exactly the same when printed. As for the color, etc. Ronaldinho’s attentiveness is not a problem.”
This...
How can it be the same? Chen Yan knew that Shen Zizai was arrogant, but he was too lazy to pay attention to him.
Looking carefully at the red-crowned crane, it looks like it has not been injured.
What a masterpiece!
“I don’t know when 3D printed organs will be available. There are more and more shameful things happening nowadays.” Shen Zizai complained.
"I have never performed organ transplantation just because of this matter." Chen Yan said lightly.
There are a lot of dirty things here, and domestic things are all trivial. Overseas, on battlefields and in various places, organs have become assembly lines.
There are even rumors of cannibalism and so on. Musk’s eldest son’s balls were treated harmlessly and it was unknown who appeared on their dining table.
These things are so messed up that normal people don’t even want to hear them. nausea.
As for surgery, if you don’t like it, don’t touch it. As for those who have seen ghosts and speculate, whoever is willing to judge can do it.
"Ronald is good, the red-crowned crane seems to be alive." Shen Zizai brought the topic back.
“No mouth, hahaha.” Chen Yan seemed to have remembered some joke, twisting his beard and laughing.
It is good for the two of them to have a meal. They can say some things casually, but when they want to compliment each other, they fall short.
Both of them are perennial jokesters.
After looking at it for a long time, Shen Zizai was extremely surprised.
He didn't know whether the bamboo was coming or not. He really wanted to take a look at the bamboo.
More than ten minutes later, the next video was sent.
Luo Hao was whispering to the red-crowned crane and couldn't hear clearly what he was saying. The red-crowned crane seemed to have made up its mind and pecked at a piece of wood in front of it with its new beak.
It opened its mouth, and its lower beak was like a sharp sword, piercing the board. The wooden board is like a piece of tofu to the lower beak of the red-crowned crane, with no strength at all.
Soft and weak, it will break when poked.
Fuck!
Both Shen Zizai and Chen Yan were stunned.
Will this cause big trouble in the future? I don't know, neither of them knew, it just seemed like something was wrong.
The red-crowned crane was also stunned, but then spread its wings to express its joy.
It was a blessing in disguise. The lower beak broke and was replaced with an alloy beak. In the future, it is not allowed to be killed in wild nature reserves and the blood is flowing?
The two looked at each other.
......
"Luo Hao, is it too fierce?" Chen Yong asked.
Luo Hao pondered.
The red-crowned crane was extremely excited, pacing quickly beside Luo Hao, occasionally flapping its wings to express its gratitude and joy to Luo Hao.
Even the red-crowned crane came over to rub Luo Hao's arm when he saw that Luo Hao didn't express his gratitude.
"Professor Luo, thank you, thank you." Li Changming bowed in thanks.
In his opinion, there should be no problem. The red-crowned crane has a lower beak installed, so it can at least eat and not starve to death.
That’s ok.
But in Luo Hao's heart, this matter was simply embarrassing.
When I asked Ye Qingqing to 3D print my beak, I didn't think it through so carefully. I didn't want Ye Qingqing to take too much trouble, so I didn't ask for this.
Looking now, this red-crowned crane may become a dominant player in the protected area.
"You're welcome."
"Then I'll take it back and thank Professor Luo. I have nothing to thank you for. Wait for me..."
"No, wait a moment. A moment." Luo Hao said.
"???" Li Changming was stunned.
"I asked Bamboo to teach it a lesson."
"What?" Li Changming felt that his ears were hard to use. What did it mean to ask Bamboo to teach the red-crowned crane?
"Go to Hadong. The red-crowned crane will stay overnight in Hadong tonight and go to Funiu Mountain tomorrow." Luo Hao said, "Bamboo has enough wild experience."
"Why..." Li Changming Still don't understand.
The corner of Luo Hao's mouth rose, "It's one thing for the bamboo to grow wild for half a year, but the problem of the proliferation of jackals in the Qinling Mountains has been solved in this half year."
"And after killing a certain number, Bamboo’s attitude toward the jackal has changed.”
Li Changming was stunned, why did Professor Luo seem to be talking about a person when he talked about bamboo?
“I used to worry about bamboo hunting other protected animals. Now look at it, it’s basically okay, especially in the later period. Bamboo concentrated on playing and didn’t care about various animals. By the way, it also saved a Qinling tiger. , now within the observation range! ”
"Let the bamboo teach it a lesson. Let's give it a try, otherwise... this beak won't work, it's too sharp." Luo Hao sighed, "Teacher Li, you don't want the bamboo to kill ten red-crowned cranes in the Zhalong Reserve. Eight.”
Li Changming was speechless.
Luo Hao did not ramble and took the red-crowned crane to play.
I haven’t seen bamboo for a long time and Luo Hao misses it very much.
He was carrying a large box, which contained liquid metal protective gear made for bamboo.
The thing was not big, but it was so expensive that even Luo Hao was cautious.
If it weren't for bamboo, Luo Hao would never touch it, at least not before he became an academician.
But who let it be bamboo?
Creating a set of equipment for your spiritual pet always involves some risks.
When arriving at Ha Dong, Luo Hao went straight to the giant panda pavilion.
Zhuzi held the big bamboo in his hand and looked up and down, as if he was wondering - is this his son?
Seeing Luo Hao from a distance, Zhu Zhu held Zhu Da in his mouth, dropped his limbs to the ground, and ran away.
The movements were completed in one go, and Wang Jiani beside her didn't even have time to stop her, and she was so frightened that she screamed.
The bamboo came to Luo Hao, sat down on the ground, spit out the bamboo, held it in his hand, and handed it to Luo Hao.
Emmm.
It's like there is a new member in the family, and Luo Hao, the patriarch, needs to identify him.
People who saw this scene doubted that if Luo Hao looked down on Zhu Da, Zhu Zi would just throw Zhu Da aside.
But how could Luo Hao look down on Zhuda.
Chen Yong was filled with jealousy. This kind of treatment towards the clan leader should have been his!
Damn bamboo!
Luo Hao laughed, stretched out his hand to rub the bamboo, and took the big bamboo.
Zhuda has taken on the shape of a panda and no longer looks like a big mouse. Holding it in my arms, it's soft and soft, and it feels so good.
"Bamboo, be gentle." Luo Hao warned.
Zhuzi kept nodding his head honestly, raising the corners of his mouth, and grinning like Luo Hao, as if saying to Luo Hao - I understand.
Wang Jiani ran over, picked up Zhuda and looked at it carefully. Seeing that Zhuda was not injured, he was relieved.
"Da Nizi, you take Zhu Da and Big Fat Girl to the back room first, and I'll try the liquid metal on Zhu Zi."
"Hmm." Wang Jiani is not curious either. She will have plenty of time to watch in the future.
After they all left, Luo Hao opened the box.
Bamboo seemed to have guessed something, his little eyes were running around, very curious.
Inside is a belt.
Luo Hao took out his belt and tied it with the bamboo.
The shape of the belt is 3D printed, and it fits 100% with the bamboo. It is not cumbersome at all, and the black and white colors match. If you don’t look carefully, it seems like it doesn’t exist at all.
Luo Hao is quite satisfied with this.
"Zhuzi, stand up and roar." Luo Hao said.
Hearing the words, Zhuzi stood up with a fierce look on his face, his fangs exposed and murderous intent flying everywhere.
But before it could roar, black and white liquid spilled out of the belt. The liquid seems to be flowing according to a certain program, and it adheres to the weak belly of the bamboo to form an armor.
Zhuzi growled in a low voice, meaning, and then began to pat the armor with his paws curiously.
It is hard enough and not heavy. Bamboo was stunned for a moment and immediately understood the meaning of this thing.
"Roar~~~" Bamboo bared his fangs, with a fierce look on his face, and a fishy wind broke out outside the panda house.
“Is it so simple?” Chen Yong was not satisfied.
Burning with jealousy, Chen Yong still hopes to pile all good things on Bamboo.
“It’s okay, haven’t you noticed that this is the pinnacle of AI and liquid metal?” Luo Hao explained, “As long as the bamboo stands, the liquid metal will move under the influence of magnetism. Come out and form a protective gear."
"It's simple and ugly."
"What do you want?"
"The Great Sage's golden armor." Speak your thoughts clearly.
Luo Hao smiled and while testing the hardness of the new bamboo armor, he said, "It takes time to run in. The Max Planck Institute has made some progress in the technology of connecting Ai to the bamboo brain. It is a technology they brought, but it is not yet Maturity needs to be perfected."
"A lot of things take time, don't be in a hurry."
"Hey, you just fooled bamboo? Bamboo is easy to fool, don't try to fool me! "Chen Yong looked contemptuous.
"No way." Luo Hao smiled, "You have to eat food one bite at a time. Even if you are wearing armor and a golden saint warrior suit, it is not the ultimate form."
"What is the ultimate form? ?”
"A piece of clothing looks no different from ordinary clothes. Liquid metal can simulate it. When I went to remove the beak today, Qingqing told me that Professor Qi had already run through it with a supercomputer and knew that this path was the right one."
Clothes.
Chen Yong was in a daze.
Could this be referring to the magical weapons in the sect?
Sounds a bit like it.
Luo Hao expressed satisfaction with the "rudimentary" protective function of liquid metal and began to sit down and chat with Zhuzi.
......
Shen Zi didn't sleep well all night, tossing and turning.
Bamboo, we can use bamboo tomorrow! This was what Shen Zizai was thinking about.
Early the next morning, Shen Zizai drove to pick up Chen Yan, and the two went straight to Funiu Mountain.
Chen Yong was waiting for them after going up the mountain.
"Let's go, let's go." Shen Zizai urged after getting off the car.
"We have to wait for Director Geng." Chen Yong persuaded Shen Zizai when he saw that he was anxious.
Director Geng? !
Yes, yes, I am responsible for the Ice and Snow World project, and bamboo is the spokesperson bear.
She was just here to join in the fun, so she had better stop talking. Shen Zizi felt helpless.
(End of this chapter)