Chapter 744 Mu Guiying’s deleted memory! [Requesting monthly tickets]
In the real world, Li Yu came back from shopping for groceries and saw the warehouse door open with bulging woven bags piled inside. He thought the cotton seeds ordered by Zhou Ruotong had arrived.
While muttering something about the truck driver unloading the truck without even saying hello, he walked towards the pile of woven bags.
As he got closer, the unique fragrance of shiitake mushrooms penetrated his nostrils. He untied a woven bag in confusion, only to find that it was not cotton seeds, but dried small flower mushrooms.
From the color point of view, these small flower mushrooms are well-proportioned in size and thick in texture, as if they were artificially grown. However, in terms of fragrance, they are richer than wild flower mushrooms.
Li Yu was a little confused. Just when he was about to call Brother Dao to ask, he saw Xuanzang riding an electric five-wheeler in the warehouse. The carriage was full of bulging woven bags.
Seeing Li Yu, he quickly got out of the car:
“The first batch of shiitake mushrooms grown in the underworld has been harvested, and the Ten Palaces of Yama have prepared 4,760 kilograms of good quality Please ask me to bring the small flower mushrooms to His Highness the Son to try. If His Highness likes it, the next batch of dried flower mushrooms should be tens of thousands of kilograms, and all of them will be given to His Highness the Son.”
Li Yu: ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
No, a handful of dried flower mushrooms can be brewed into a small pot. They are usually used as side dishes. The B&B can only eat 30 kilograms a year, but it can get more than 4,000 kilograms of dried flower mushrooms at one time. , I can’t finish it in my lifetime... Isn’t there a kind person who can educate the Tenth Palace Yama about the appetite of mortals?
He waved his hand and said:
"I have to use all my relatives to handle these. Don't let them give them to me. In the next ten years, the B&B will not have to worry about the small flower mushrooms."
Xuan Zang already had an emergency plan:
“How about transporting it to the market and selling it?”
“That won’t work. Mushroom growers are not profitable to begin with. I want to use the mushrooms from the book world to grab business. Doesn’t this push them to a dead end? Let’s supply the army in the book world first. Add some small flower mushrooms when making big pot dishes. Increase the taste and aroma...I don’t know if the flower mushrooms grown in the underworld have any other effects. I’ll look into it later.”
Dried flower mushrooms are relatively light. When piled together at more than 4,000 kilograms, they can easily fill the eight carriages behind.
Li Yu was worried for a while, preparing to make some dishes and taste them. If they were delicious, he would divide the mushrooms into small portions of about ten kilograms and give some to relatives and acquaintances.
At Huihui Erlang’s wedding, I will add some mushroom dishes, such as mushroom stuffed meat and mushroom meat slices, to help with consumption.
In addition, send a hundred catties to the provincial capital, and ask your parents to give a share to the relatives there.
In short, we must mobilize the masses to consume all these mushrooms as soon as possible to avoid being overstocked in the warehouse and attracting rats.
Xuanzang moved all the small flower mushrooms over and took two bags of flower mushrooms with him. Then he went to the scenic spot and reported to Tathagata.
Two bags of flower mushrooms were too much to finish in two meals. Li Yu simply called Lin Xu and asked for advice on how to make mushroom sauce.
Such a good flower mushroom, when used to make mushroom sauce, will definitely taste better than the bought mushroom sauce. It is an excellent partner whether with steamed buns or noodles.
Lin Xu talked about the regular method and also explained how to make the vegetarian version. Li Yu planned to give it a try. If it tastes good, he would ask Xuanzang to take some away. After all, two tons of flower mushrooms are all He moved here, and his hard work paid off.
After listening to the instructions, Li Yugang was about to hang up the phone when he suddenly heard Mu Guiying’s voice coming from the receiver:
"I learned several kinds of delicacies from Sister Yueyue. I will cook them for you when I go back. I guarantee that you will want to eat them again and you will wake up with greed in your dreams."
Li Yu was immediately happy when he said this:
“Don’t just wake up with a stomachache at night.”
When Mu Guiying heard this, she immediately quit:
“I studied so hard, and you actually arranged for me...Boss Lin, can you teach me how to make perverted spicy chicken popcorn? What to do? I want to teach someone a lesson.”
Lin Xu was watching the excitement from the side, naturally he was not afraid of big things:
“Okay, now I will teach you how to prepare abnormal spicy food. You can use it to make any delicious food.”
Shen Jiayue was also fanning the flames:
"Take out the South American devil pepper that Sister Gu Ying sent last time. It is very strong."
Li Yu: "..."
Something is going to happen to me, and you two will definitely have something to do with it!
After chatting, Mr. Li got busy. In the small temple on the mountain, Xuanzang wiped the altar table and talked about what he had seen on the way to obtain Buddhist scriptures:
“There were some big monsters inexplicably along the way. It should be a disaster, but unfortunately, as soon as they appeared, Wukong waved the golden cudgel and completely eliminated those big monsters. If this continues, there should be other monsters in heaven. "
Tathagata said:
"When you encounter a demon, you should leave the world of Journey to the West quickly, so as not to affect Wukong's battle... If there is a place in the lower realm of the gods that Wukong is inconvenient to take action, remember to come to Lingshan. Ask Wei Tuo to take action. Recently, old acquaintances from heaven have been looking for him. Wei Tuo plans to use a battle to prove his determination. "
"Okay, when we encounter the next disaster, we will let Skanda Bodhisattva participate."
The master and the apprentice were chatting when a sharp-eyed tourist noticed that the door of the small temple was open and ran over to grab it without any reason. First of all, I am ready to pay homage to the Buddha for good luck.
There is no charge for burning incense in the temple. There is a pile of loose incense placed next to the offering table. If you want to burn incense, you can just pick three sticks and light them. After bowing, you can insert them into the incense burner.
Some of these incense are provided by scenic spots, and some are brought by believers.
After burning incense, the first group of tourists surrounded Xuanzang and began to ask for advice on their confusion about spiritual practice.
"Master, every time I make up my mind to quit playing games, I will click on the game icon within two days. Am I a good-for-nothing waste?"
"The original intention of the game is to relax the brain. It's for use, it's okay to play it occasionally, just don't get addicted... poor The monk was also exposed to games such as Tetris, Lianliankan, and Minesweeper. The Buddha did not blame him, but wanted to play along, give it a try, and feel the beauty of the ninth art.”
Xuan Zang’s words attracted him. Everyone burst into laughter, feeling that this monk was becoming more and more unseemly.
The Buddha is so high, how can he play games?
“Master, my girlfriend said that she doesn’t worship money, and asking for a high bride price is just to test the man’s attitude. What should I do?”
"The poor monk has made up his mind since he was a child, preparing to travel all over the country to preach the righteous Dharma of our Buddha... The Buddha has never tested my attitude towards such a big matter. It is even less necessary for you and your young couple to live together. I would like to advise the donor, if you can negotiate, continue , if the negotiation fails, cut off the knot quickly. After a hundred years of life have passed by, don’t let your green years and good years go by.”
“Master, my boss doesn’t give me a salary increase, saying that young people have to endure more hardships before they can achieve great things in the future. What to do? ”
< br>“When I was a novice monk, Master once said something like this: In Mahayana Buddhism, everyone can become a Buddha. This statement applies to the workplace, that is, in the economy and society, everyone is the boss... If you feel aggrieved , just change the boss, but I sincerely hope you can When you become a boss, you don’t have to look at other people’s faces to speak.”
“…”
Soon, the small temple was packed with tourists, and Xuanzang simply came to the entrance of the temple. On the ground, I will answer your questions and give you guidance.
In this process, Tathagata Buddha, Nuwa Empress, and Houtu Empress gained a deeper understanding of the real world.
The Empress also specially called Yunxiao to the Wa Palace to listen to the voices and worries of the people in the real world.
At almost noon, the empress looked at Yunxiao and asked:
"How do you feel?"
Yunxiao thought for a while and said seriously:
"Most of the people in the book world are running for food and clothing, and the issues they consider are related to survival. Survival is the ultimate pursuit. But people in the real world basically skip the survival stage and consider the quality of life. , how to live a wonderful life has become their goal.”
Although there is only one word difference between survival and life, the meaning is very different.
Yunxiao has the experience of traveling around the world in books, and has also lived in the real world for a period of time. It is easy to find the differences between the two sides.
The empress said with emotion:
“I also hope that the people in the world in the book can pursue a wonderful life as soon as possible... Go to the real world and see if Guiying is in the capital. I caused trouble to Tongtong. He kept making noises all day long, and finally walked away. I really can’t let go.”
"Okay, I'm going to the real world now."
After Yunxiao left, the empress walked through the garden of Wa Palace and came to the school ground where Lu Bu and others stayed when they rushed to help Zhang Fei.
Compared with the past, there are eighty-one large stones two to three feet high standing in the school grounds today. Taibai Jinxing is carving on the stones with a hammer in one hand and a chisel in the other.
Seeing the empress coming, he quickly flew down from the stone and paid homage:
"According to the current progress, it can be completed within a month. Empress, is this time enough?"
The empress said:
"It should be possible. You should rush forward as much as possible. Don't leave the Wa Palace until these stones are carved, lest Tiandao or Haotian sense your thoughts." Taibai Jinxing He raised his hands and agreed:
"As ordered!"
After saying that, he took the hammer and chisel and continued to carve.
The empress walked around here and returned to the Wa Palace again, and then sent a spiritual message to the good boy who was wandering in the Western world:
"When you have had enough fun, go back to the world of gods and take Yin with you. Hong Yinjiao went back to Chaoge to have a look and used Tai Jitu, help Li Jing deduce the time of Lei Zhenzi’s birth.”
In the Western World, Xuan Du, who was enjoying the shoulder massage from Athena and other goddesses, suddenly stood up, feeling like he would be caught by his mother for doing something bad. Caught in embarrassment.
The goddesses were startled:
"Why did the Immortal react so strongly? Did we pinch you?"
Tsk tsk, the gods in the West are so polite. They always use the word "you" in their words... Lu Yue muttered in his heart, picked up a piece of pineapple pizza, tasted it, nodded and said:
"It tastes good, I will make it in the future." This pizza is coming Among the people, it is said that those who don’t eat are aliens and need to be tied up and burned to death... Senior brother, what’s wrong with you? Why don’t you try this newly baked pizza?”
Xuan Duyi? Wave your hand, the Xuanhuang Exquisite Tower of Heaven and Earth automatically Floating above the head:
"Yin Hong and Yin Jiao miss their parents. I have to take them to Chaoge to have a look. By the way, I will teach the two little guys some exercises to avoid being laughed at in the future for not fighting. Ability... like me People who are going through the rain will always hold up an umbrella for others unconsciously!”
He didn’t tell the truth, because Lu Yue’s thoughts would definitely be sensed, so to be on the safe side, let this person go. It would be better for an ordinary young Luo to know something.
When he heard that he was going back, Lu Yue didn't even bother to eat pineapple pizza:
"I'll go back with you. I haven't seen you all for a long time. I feel so weird."
Xuan Du Waved his hand:
< br>"You stay here and guard this place. If the Western gods act rashly, you will take the first advantage."
In order to prevent Lu Yue from being attacked by others, Xuandu summoned the Bagua Tu and asked Lu Yue to stay with him. For self-defense.
The Bagua Diagram is less interesting than the Tai Chi Diagram, but among all the innate magic weapons, it is also top-notch... It is not a first-rate thing, and it cannot enter the eyes of Taiqing Sage.
After settling everything, Xuandu tore apart time and space and disappeared.
Lu Yue put away the Eight Diagrams and waved his hands to the Western fairies:
"Don't just sit here rubbing your shoulders and beating your legs. Come on, come on, I will show you what you think is the most poisonous." Take out the things and let me study it to see if the poisons of the two worlds can be combined to create any new surprises."
Xuandu is handsome, and these goddesses in the West are very handsome. I admire him, but I am a little afraid of Lu Yue.
Because this guy who wears bright red robes all year round has poison everywhere on his body. Sometimes he can poison the gods in the West half to death just by sneezing into the air.
There is no way, there is a whole level difference in terms of rank. In addition, Lu Yue has always been more diligent, so the lethality is naturally greater.
In the real world, Xuanzang was eating noodles with mushroom sauce, nodded and praised:
"This sauce is really good. Is it difficult to make it? If it is not difficult, I will let Wukong teach Datang It will be more convenient for officials from various places to provide supplies to the army."
Li Yu said:
"This is not difficult. I will send you a tutorial on your mobile phone later. In addition to the vegetarian version you are eating, there are also meat-added versions, onion-flavored versions, spicy versions, etc., with a higher degree of freedom... By the way, Have peppers been planted in the Tang Dynasty?” For Tangjiao, it has now been promoted in Guanzhong, and maybe it will spread to the Central Plains and Sichuan and Chongqing regions in a few years. "
Yunxiao added some roasted pepper and preserved eggs to his noodles and asked Xuanzang. :
“Are you ever tired of tourists asking questions around you every time?”
"Reporting to the Holy Princess, the young monk thinks that everything is cultivation, and the same is true for communicating with everyone. Their lives are a blank to me, and I have no chance to experience them. Now I can understand the joys, sorrows, sorrows and joys of the people. This is a good thing. , can make me firm in my faith and not get lost in the vastness of Buddhism.”
In history, Xuanzang returned to Chang’an to study Buddhist scriptures and founded the Consciousness-only Sect, one of the eight major sects of Buddhism.
But the threshold for the Knowledge-only Sect is too high. It is equivalent to obtaining three doctoral diplomas to qualify for lectures, and then studying several other disciplines to the master's level. Only then can one be considered an entry-level... There are people who have learned this level, but everyone wants to be a big boss, not just to be an apprentice.
So the Knowledge-only Sect, which has high requirements on qualifications and other aspects, was lost early and only exists in some Buddhist classics.
This is the result of not being down-to-earth enough. Xuanzang planned to have more contact with the common people, so that his sect could flourish like Zen Buddhism, and even illiterate people could argue a few sentences.
After the meal, Li Yu found two large glass jars and filled Xuanzang with some of the cooked mushroom sauce. Later, he would cook some noodles and mix them together, and it would be a delicious meal.
After Xuanzang thanked him, he left the real world holding two glass jars.
Yunxiao looked at the dried mushrooms in the warehouse, held Li Yu's hand and said:
"Everyone's misunderstanding about your appetite seems to have something to do with me... I cooked it for you twice. They all thought you had finished drinking the medicinal wine. When I cooked for the workers before, the food weighed hundreds or even thousands of kilograms. They mistakenly thought it was for you to eat alone, and that’s why it made such a big joke.”
Li Yu looked at it. Cloud Baby asked:
"You actually caused so much damage to my glorious image. Tell me how you can compensate me."
Yunxiao held Li Yu's face and kissed him:
"Is that enough? "
"It's not enough, it's much worse. My young heart has been greatly affected...well...you cloud baby, you dare to sneak attack!"
The two hugged and kissed! Together, they separated after a long time.
Yunxiao straightened her clothes and said:
"It's all your fault. My mother-in-law asked me to ask Guiying, but I forgot all about it."
After saying that, she took out her mobile phone and sent Mu Guiying a message left a message:
"Have you eaten Guiying?"
As soon as I sent it, Mu Guiying sent a bunch of photos of delicious food, all made in the air fryer:
"Haha, I have learned how to make all these delicacies, and I also won the championship in the first [Battle of the Forbidden City] Knife Skills Competition. Sister Yunxiao, praise me for my skills!"
Yunxiao was a little confused:
“Did you compete with Boss Lin on your knife skills?”
“No. , it’s Sister Yueyue and Sister Yan. The three of us have just finished competing. Xiao Fei Le and Xiao Fei Hui are the referees. The shredded tofu I cut can pass a needle, but I’m so awesome, akimbo!”
The Empress has no news about this girl and has been worried. Fortunately for her, she actually had a knife skills competition with two kitchen novices in the capital.
But for you three kitchen novices to compete in a showdown at the top of the Forbidden City, isn't that a bit loud?
In the Wa Palace, the empress had nothing to do. She dug out the deleted memories of her precious apprentice and used the projector to play them one by one.
These memories are very mixed. There are those who played with water and spanked Mu Guiying when he was a child, some who were disobedient and were imprisoned in the Shanhe Sheji Tu, and some who were robbering in Muke Village with a milky voice. There are many, It’s also very complicated.
Just as I was watching, Yunxiao came.
At this time, the projection played a scene of Mu Guiying as an adult, wandering in the heaven.
This girl was carrying a ghost-headed sword and wandering around in a hurry, intending to feel what it was like to rob the gods.
While walking, she suddenly bumped into a group of female fairies, as if they had just returned to heaven from the underworld. The leading female fairy held a black soul-fixing bead in both hands, and added a few restrictions. It seemed Very important.
Seeing Mu Guiying observing her, the female fairy who took the lead immediately scolded:
"Where did you come from? You have delayed the important event of Xuannv Empress, and you will be trapped in the eighteenth level of hell forever." ,forever Don't stand up!"
Mu Guiying immediately ran over and slashed with the ghost head knife without any explanation. The empress sensed that her precious apprentice was being scolded and cast a body-fixing spell to freeze all the fairies in place. .
The Queen beat them one by one, snatched away the black bead, returned to the Wa Palace, and gave it to the Empress.
Seeing this, Yun Xiao was stunned for a moment:
“Is this bead the one on Wu Erlang’s body?”
(End of this chapter)