Chapter 494 Interesting Facts on the Ship
Treat Suzaku and Mantis with feasting and feasting. After Fang Xiaocao was full, in order to spoil the fun, he quietly left the table and handed the dining table to Suzaku and the others, accompanied by Taotie. With Suzaku and Tom watching, Fang Xiaocao wasn't worried at all, who might not be able to eat well or become crazy after drinking too much.
As long as Tom is here, he is a glutton.
You can’t do anything outrageous even if you drink too much.
After all, Taotie has a treacherous heart. In front of Tom, Taotie also has to have that chance?
Fang Xiaocao can be sure that if either of the two guys, Taotie or Suzaku, shows up, makes trouble after drinking, gets hot-headed, goes to the island in advance to forcefully open the "Havoc in Heaven" script, or angrily promotes the Twilight of the Gods, Tom will ignore him. Sound sanctions.
The lowest effect is that one person can give Taotie and Suzaku a shock bomb, and then add an all-round massage (fat beating) gift package. The technicians are all ready-made, and they have the certificate of murdering the husband in the villa at the foot of the mountain. Tao gold medal female flutter, praying mantis.
The best little wild cat in the desert, the number one technician who is always ready to serve customers with heart and soul at any time and any place, is not happy.
The general service process, Fang Xiaocao blindly guessed, is that the hospitable butler Tom will use the detonation bomb package to put Taotie and Suzaku into a hazy state of ecstasy, and then the two big names will perform it passionately , the most professional massage service.
Give Taotie and Suzaku a deep massage to relieve fatigue, and use small fists to coax them to sleep, forcing the two of them into a rare deep sleep state, ensuring that even if the takeaway is thunderous, the artillery fire The sound of gunfire is constant, and the quality of sleep cannot be awakened in a short period of time.
During this period, the two top technicians, Mantis and Bu Gao, will maintain the service experience many times, continue to give full body massages, add small fists to lull them to sleep, be hospitable butlers, and may also use black technology to record the process of the two being served. .
After sobering up, Taotie and Suzaku, two distinguished guests, recalled the wonderful massage service they had experienced after drinking.
Even the hospitable butler Tom can give a free copy to the families of both parties.
As a consumption voucher for two people.
Guarantee that guests will feel at home and enjoy themselves.
"Tsk!"
"I'm quite looking forward to the two guys making trouble."
Thinking of this, Fang Xiaocao stopped and stopped on the stairs, looking back at the deck, still pushing Taotie and Suzaku, who changed cups and became good friends, raised the corners of their mouths, revealing a gloating smile, and their eyes were full of expectation.
On the deck below, Taotie and Suzaku, who were drinking, shuddered at the same time.
“This sea breeze is quite cool.”
Taotie muttered.
"Brother is right."
"Come, drink and you won't feel cold anymore."
Suzaku raised his glass drunkenly.
Drink the mustard water that Suzaku had pranked him with in the cup.
"Hiss~"
After drinking a glass of mustard water, Suzaku's eyes widened instantly and he took a breath of cold air.
showed a surprised expression.
Seeing this scene, Mantis felt bad.
Too much mustard.
Isn't this Suzaku sober?
But the next second!
As soon as Suzaku opened his mouth, Mantis felt relieved.
“Brother, what a delicious wine!”
“Is this a fine wine?”
"After one glass of wine, the wine is so strong that it reaches the heavenly spirit, and the seven orifices are instantly clear and abnormal. It's so refreshing!"
Suzaku exclaimed exaggeratedly.
As he spoke, he picked up a piece of conch meat.
Thrown it into his mouth.
He said: "After drinking this wine, even this damn conch tastes a lot more delicious. It's really wonderful and wonderful."
Mantis almost believed what Suzaku said, and she began to wonder if the dark drink she had personally prepared to trick Suzaku had some strange chemical reaction.
Tom on the side had a raised mouth that was even harder to suppress than an AK47. His handsome face was red as he was suppressing a smile, like a big ripe juicy apple.
People looking at it want to pounce on it and bite it hard.
“Really, you didn’t lie to me?”
Taotie, this idiot, believed the lies of Suzaku, the drunkard.
"Where are you, give me a drink to try too."
Taotie started looking for wine all over the table.
Seeing this scene, Tom suppressed a smile and glanced at Mantis, gesturing for her to give Taotie a drink as well. Tom was quite looking forward to the dark drink she made herself. Taotie is such a fool. , after drinking, he will say something else, drunken words that will shatter his three senses.
Mantis received Tom's look, nodded while suppressing a smile, and began to mix it with his own hands.
This time, Mantis took the risk. Having learned from the past, Mantis no longer hesitated, immediately let go of his hands and feet, and began to prepare the nectar that made Suzaku and Taotie salivate.
Twenty seconds later!
Mantis placed a bottle of 500 ml of light green liquid on the wine table.
"Taotie, Suzaku, here comes the wine."
Mantis covered his mouth and said with a snicker.
"Brother, this is the wine."
"It tastes exactly the same."
Seeing the light green liquid, Suzaku shouted exaggeratedly, picked up the bottle, and shouted at the top of his lungs. : "Come on, big brother. I'll fill it up for you. Let's touch it." Take one cup."
Taotie pushed the wine cup forward: "Brother, please fill it up for me."
"Let me have a taste, so that the Jade Emperor can drink it. What is the taste of the beautiful wine? ”
Tom felt that it was so hard to hold back his laughter.
To distract myself.
Tom specially set up the terminal.
The video recording function is turned on.
The whole process of Taotie and Suzaku's stupidity is revealed without missing a trace.
Of course, it also includes the process of mantises preparing their so-called nectar.
Tom is really looking forward to it. When the two idiots Taotie and Suzaku wake up tomorrow, they will see the ridiculous scene tonight after they were drunk. They will look embarrassed.
I wonder if it would be embarrassing to just jump into the sea?
“You’re curious!”
Tom secretly chuckled in his heart.
At this time, the wine glass was filled.
The two fools Taotie and Suzaku raised their wine glasses filled with light green nectar and jade liquid, and looked at each other affectionately, with eyes full of love stronger than gold.
“Brother!”
Suzaku raised his glass.
“Little brother!”
Taotie raised his glasses together.
“Brother, I respect you!”
Suzaku clinked glasses with Taotie.
“Brother, let’s drink this cup together!”
Taotie said affectionately.
Before they finished speaking, the two toasted together.
Drink the light green liquid in the cup.
As Taotie and Suzaku drank the mustard water in their cups, their Adam's apples rolled, their eyes widened in an instant, their noses and tears flowed, and they drank the new emoticon package.
“Wow, what a great wine!”
“You will never deceive me!”
Taotie shouted exaggeratedly.
“This is the taste, twice as good!”
Suzaku also exclaimed.
Before he finished speaking, he grabbed the plate on the table.
During the entire dinner, the conch meat, which he had discarded like a pair of worn-out shoes without even looking at it, was handed to Taotie like a treasure: "Brother, this thing can relieve the spiciness of the nectar and jade liquid. Very delicious.”
Hahahaha——
Seeing this scene, Tom finally couldn’t hold himself any longer, gave up his elegance, laughed with a full stomach, and rolled on the deck.
My dears, my body temperature has been controlled to 38, and I am one step closer to relieving my fever. When I am fully resurrected and reborn, I will code like crazy to repay my debt.
(End of this chapter)