Come on guys,
Next.
Ding~
"Hello, military advisor."
It's a girl.
Lin Feng: "Hello, do you have any questions?"
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu br>The girl started crying as soon as she opened her mouth.
Lin Feng waved his hands quickly: "Don't, don't, don't cry, don't cry, let's talk about the problem first, okay sister,
I tell you, the first platform has rules, if you cry, he will give it to you My room is restricted.
I just got up, please don't hurt me.
Second, you cried when you came up. I didn’t understand what was going on, so I was confused.
This will make me look cold and heartless.
So let’s listen to the story first, okay?
You just mentioned your boyfriend, right?
For example, your boyfriend loves you very much, but he has cancer because of his long-term smoking.
If you say this, is it right to say goodbye before death?
Then I will accompany you to be sentimental and sad, right?
That’s very reasonable.
Then you cry when you come up, what should I do?
I can’t hold your tears either.
This will make me look very unprofessional.
Some people will criticize me later. You are the only one who is an emotional blogger. Girls are crying like idiots. Why don’t you do it? Nothing happened.
You are too rational and don’t know how to empathize.
You can’t smash my sign, sister. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"You cry when you come up, it will make me look cold (dog head)."
"What's wrong with your boyfriend? Is he wearing his glasses from smoking (sunglasses)."
Hahahahaha I burst out laughing!
"I can't hold your tears, hahaha. Brother is so cute."
"The girl is crying like a fool (grin)."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Because I didn't enter your feelings, I didn't sleep under your bed, I don't know what happened.
So I didn’t get into the mood that quickly.
You started to cry. My head is still very confused.
Calm down first and calm down your emotions.
It’s a long night and I don’t want to sleep anyway.
Let’s chat first and talk about your problems before you cry again, so that I can comfort you easily. ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
"I didn't get into your feelings, and I didn't sleep under your bed hahahahaha."
"Big brother is so cute, hahaha."
"Big brother is indeed He is not under your bed, he is broadcasting live every night in the middle of the night, I can testify (Wang Chai)”
Poof~
Hahahahahaha.
"Big brother sometimes speaks out of turn or interrupts forcefully to interrupt people's emotions. Don't get too deep into it. Tell the problem and solve it."
Point .
. . . . . .
The girl calmed down and said, "Okay, I'm sorry, military advisor. I was in a relationship some time ago and we broke up today, so I'm a little sad."
Lin Feng: "Then let's break up. It's such a broken love thing. What's there to cry about? < br>
Whoever has not been broken up several times these days would be embarrassed to say that he has ever been in love.
And let me tell you,
you are crying so sadly. , what a fool in the future.
Because everyone has that kind of friend around them, the one she talks about, even if they don’t talk about it, only he treats her like a treasure.
When we broke up, I cried so much that I burst into tears.
When he wakes up, you will feel ashamed when you think of being in a relationship with such a person.
At that time, it was clear that he had done something sorry for you, but you still coaxed him to apologize, washed him, and still cried.
Looking at it now that I'm awake, it seems that he is not as handsome as before, and he is ugly.
You are also confused, why did I like him so much at that time?
In the future, when your friends are having dinner, if they pick this person out and poke at your weakness, this person will be a stain on you for the rest of your life. "
...
On the barrage.
"Don't even talk about dogs (sunglasses). ”
"Looking back, I feel ashamed (grin)."
"A lifelong stain (dog head)."
"There is no criminal record left (cover face)."
< br>"Hahahahaha it's so true."
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "And let me tell you, sister, as long as you have been in love with him, you will not win any quarrels with your friends in the future.
For example, if you go shopping with your best friend to buy clothes, she says it looks good. You said she is not good at aesthetics, but that one is beautiful.
Your best friend said, ah, yes, yes, I am not good at aesthetics, but you have good aesthetics. You have already been in love with him, and you still have high aesthetics.
You shut your mouth.
You have nothing to say.
Another example is that your best friend cried when she was unhappy. You just reassured her that it was okay, and your best friend started to mock you again.
You were emotionally stable, so why did you cry when you broke up with him?
It’s over,
When you fall in love with him, your best friend will poke at your weak spots for the rest of your life.
Just this sentence, when we quarrel, I will eat you forever. ”
. . . . . . .
On the barrage.
“You have great taste, and you have already fallen in love with him (face covering).”
“Stop talking, brother, I have a friend who broke his guard (crying to death). ”
“Hahaha, brother is so vicious.”
"Damn it, I fell in love and it was recorded (grin)."
"Tell me, is the eldest brother thinking of someone?"
"The eldest brother also has a friend (dog head)."< br>
Hahahaha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Tell me, why did you break up?"
Girl: "The reason for the breakup was that he felt that I was too kind. He said that most people in the world were deceitful, and then he felt that I had not been through it. The beatings from the society are possible because of the relationship between colleagues.”
The girl wanted to say it again.
Lin Feng waved his hand to interrupt.
Stop!
Stop it you!
Lin Feng: "I really beg you, can you stay away from this kind of people?
Everyone is working,
We are all cattle and horses,
br>
Just three to four thousand yuan a month,
I am imitating you when it comes to intrigues with colleagues.
This kind of beating is unnecessary,
It is not hard for Chun Chun to take it hard.
We are all working part-time, and it is a labor cooperation relationship. So what if you win the fight?
If you win the fight, won’t you get a salary of 4,000 yuan?
If you are the boss, it is normal for everyone to fight over whether business competition is right or not between companies.
But you are just a part-time worker. Why are you fighting with your colleagues?
Damn it,
If we break up, break up,
What kind of kindness is this?
Isn't this thing just a good guy card? "
...
On the barrage.
"So it's a mistake to be kind when you don't like it (grin). "
"Broken up with the good guy card, the big brother hit the nail on the head (thumbs up). ”
"Strategist: Quotes from a scumbag? I am very familiar with it as a male model."
Hahahaha.
"Cow and horse bullfighting horse (dog head)."
"Her boyfriend was beaten by society (covering face)."
"Then the boyfriend beat her severely (sunglasses) ).”
Ha ha ha ha.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Isn't that right, brothers? They are all Wuchan, cattle and horses, and they are still fighting each other.
Sister, if you listen to him, you will be doomed.
< br>Let me tell you, when I come out to work, of course I am happy. Why should I fight with my colleagues?
I work for 3,000 yuan a month. After I get my salary, I get off work and go have supper by myself. I have my own life normally. Why am I scheming with them?
Why, you are a clerk, you are an administrator, and you are scheming with your colleagues, how can you be the general manager?
It’s really a shallow tortoise. "
...
On the barrage.
"There are too many bastards in the shallow water (dog heads)."
"Big brother, please beat her up (sunglasses)."
Hahahahaha.
"Brother is right, what's the point of fighting for a stinky job with 3,000 yuan a month?"
"That little money is really not worth the intrigue, hahaha."
"This is the truth, but it always hurts my heart to hear it (cover my face)."
"I just work when I work, and it's a stinking job (cry to death)."
Hahahahaha .
. . . . . .
Girl: “Maybe he thinks I can’t face the evil parts of human nature.”
Lin Feng: "You can pull it off, why can't you face the evil in human nature?
You have encountered the worst evil in your life.
Break up if you break up,< br>
If you don’t love it, you won’t love it anymore,
That’s nonsense.
To be honest, there are thousands of reasons for breaking up in the world, and my live broadcast room alone accounts for half of them. "
...
On the barrage.
"There are thousands of reasons for breaking up, and the big brother’s live broadcast room accounts for half of them hahahaha. "
"Really, when I sit in the Big Brother live broadcast room every day, I can see all kinds of weird reasons for breaking up (laughing). ”
"I have already thought of the reasons for breaking up next time. I will just say that you are too thin and can't beat others. The world is dominated by the weak and the strong."
Fuck you,
Haha Ha ha.
“The first evil in your life is to meet (dog head).”
“Hahaha, that man perfectly interprets the evil of human nature.”
"I bet that the man has found a wife, and it will be seamless, so I sent her a good guy card."
Clicked.
. . . . . .
Lin Feng: "If you don't believe him when he says he doesn't love you anymore, then I'll talk to you about the evil of human nature.
I'll tell you the truth, sister,
Not only you, there are also many young brothers in my live broadcast room, whose salary may be 3,000 yuan a month.
You said that you have no core values, and you are always afraid that others will take advantage of you, and you are always afraid of others taking advantage of you. .
You're good, don't be afraid, you can earn 3,000 yuan a month at such a young age. Being able to take advantage of you means you are valuable.
Then use me, then use me, and I will make some money while you use me.
You have nothing, so don’t think bad things about others,
You are like the kind of person who runs a small restaurant. Your business is not very good to begin with. When you see someone coming in, you take a photo or something,
It turns out that he is a food blogger who is exploring the store,
< br>You seize the opportunity to make the meal better and more delicious.
As soon as someone posts a video to promote it, won’t your restaurant business improve?
There are some bosses who always think bad things about others. Do they think your photos are fake?
Then he had a very bad attitude and asked people to delete the photos and then drove them away.
Then you are screwed. Business is already not good, but if someone posts another video of the restaurant bullying customers, your restaurant will be completely empty.
You don’t even need to open a store.
You are all low-level cows and horses, you are all at the bottom, what is there to fight for?
I'm tired of going to work,
I do this just for a few taels of silver. .
I’m so convinced! "
...
On the barrage.
"I was bored at work, but for a few taels of silver, I felt tired."
"Brother is so transparent!"
"The one who visited the restaurant really suddenly became enlightened, eldest brother is awesome. Ah."
Understood!
“Brother is so handsome, he doesn’t accept refutation (dog head).”
. . . . . .
Girl: "Because what he said is that maybe my family and friends around me protect me better."
Lin Feng grinned: "Stop talking,
Let me tell you,
He just wants to guide you into his field, and then shape yourself into a very awesome person
To be honest, because he has nothing else to show off.
But I tell you, a really deep-seated person will never publicize his schemes and methods,
Especially in front of a simple person like you, he will It's just you, the CPU, and you seem to be very capable, just like that overbearing president.
In fact,
I make 4,000 fucking yuan a month, I struggle with my colleagues every day, and then I talk about how awesome I am,
I used some method to make my colleagues fight, and the total was only 4,000 yuan a month. I was so good at bragging all day long.
Tell me the truth, how much money can I make in a month? "
...
On the barrage.
"Hahahaha, brother is so funny. ”
"It's like being a domineering president, pocketing 4,000 yuan a month (grin)."
I am a domineering president with a monthly salary of 4,000 yuan!
“It’s so picturesque, hahahaha.”
“Brother, are you afraid that we will fall asleep? He deliberately said it so funny (dog head).”
“Really Yes, I originally listened to the live broadcast to help me sleep, but I couldn’t sleep because he was so funny.”
Poof~
Hahahahahaha.
. . . . .
Girl: "Don't say that, maybe he encountered the dangers of society..."
Lin Feng: "Okay, okay, okay, what the hell did he encounter the dangers of society? Well, it’s okay for him to be like this,
Let me tell the truth,
Lock your boyfriend and don’t let him come out to harm society.
Everyone is in the same class, it’s simple,
You come up to me and scheming, saying that I am sinister and have persecution paranoia.
To be honest, at most, when you are not at your work station, I will steal some wolfberry from you with a thermos cup, soak it in it, and then draw two pieces of paper from you.
What's going on?
What a big deal, human nature is so sinister.
How can I harm you?
I am really convinced,
I am paranoid about making that little money. ”
. . . . . .
On the barrage.
"At most, when you are not at your work station, I will steal some wolfberry from you with a thermos cup to soak it in (dog head)."
"You have to be the eldest brother, you can still take advantage of others. It’s so fresh and refined (sunglasses).”
“Man: I’ve already stolen all the wolfberries, but I still can’t say a word about which one of us is more sinister (grin)”
Ha ha ha ha.
“Let’s just say, is it possible that what the eldest brother stole was not wolfberry, but beans (Wangchai).”
“What do you mean?”
“Because the beans are attractive. (Smile).”
Poof~
Laughing like a pig in the middle of the night.
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Girl: "But I have been doubting myself recently, is it me..."
But your sister?
I've told you so much, but you still don't?
Lin Feng was so angry that he kicked the girl off the hook.
He said to the live broadcast room with a look of disgust: "You should!
I finally understand,
You just fucking love to talk to that kind of person.
You talk,
you lock up.
Don’t be angry if I kick you down, I’m scared to say two fucking words to you.
Isn’t that what you said? Human nature is sinister, and others are trying to do something for you.
Then if you try to connect with me, I will be afraid too.
I'm afraid if I say too much, do you think I'm coveting something from you?
So I hung up on you. "
...
On the barrage.
"Good game. This is the most annoying thing. Big brother tries to explain everything but doesn't listen and is still immersed in it. In my own world (speechless). ”
"Sister, you've already started talking to eldest brother, why don't you mention the way you look at men?"
"Since you're all connected, let's follow eldest brother's ideas."
"That's right, the one who came here to find the answer is not I'll let you go!"
"Why are you trying so hard to give him an excuse?"
"Stop talking, just listen. , I’m really fucking 3k (crying to death)”
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . . .
Lin Feng: "Brothers, is it okay for me to kick her down?
Essentially, it means that she doesn't love you anymore,
I can find any reason to send you Good break up card
I've told you so clearly, but you don't listen.
You have to tell me something about the sinister nature of human nature.
What does it have to do with you whether it is dangerous or not?
How many things do you have in your pocket?
My family is filled with gold and silver, but you are a chaebol princess?
The total monthly salary is three to four thousand yuan. Can you please keep it simple?
Intrigue.
What are you fighting for?
Are you funny?
Old fans of our live broadcast room may have impressions,
Someone in the room also asked before,
He said, Brother, I think I am too simple and I can’t make money. Maybe it’s because I am not cruel enough, saying Brother, I want to be bad.
I said yes,
you can be bad.
But after things go bad, you find that you haven’t gotten rich either.
what to do?
You are just poor, but your character is not bad,
Let’s be honest,
It doesn’t matter if you are poor,
Everyone must be There is no money, because everyone is working, and everyone treats each other sincerely.
But you think I want to become bad, I want to have a city, I want to fight, I want to fight for my interests.
Okay.
Not only are you poor, you are also bad.
Absolutely amazing. ”
...
On the barrage.
"What are you fighting for? Are you funny (dog head)."
"I am a chaebol princess (face covering)."
"Hahaha, no, this Mai It made me laugh so hard."
"Not only are you poor, you are also bad (grin)"
"Poor, bad and stupid hahahahaha."
. . . . . .
“@军师, I think it’s not good for people to be too simple. I was indeed tricked when I was working.”
A barrage of praises floated by.
Lin Feng took a puff of cigarette and said: "How can there be so many absolutes in life?
It just depends on your perspective and mentality.
Just talk about human nature.
Is human nature complex anymore?
That must be complicated.
But if you think about human nature based on your status and social value, you will find that it is not complicated at all.
For example,
Your boss treats you well and reuses you.
You said your boss is really nice.
But essentially, if your boss treats you well, he needs you to create value for him.
From this perspective, you can say that human nature is complicated.
But from another perspective, the boss and you are originally in a labor-service partnership.
It must be good for you for the sake of profit.
And they already pay your salary.
He pays you a salary and you work for him, labor relations.
That’s all.
Then you say human nature is complicated?
It’s also very simple.
So don’t always think that you are awesome. How about seeing through human nature?
Whether this person is good or bad, we have to look at the actual process of getting along with him.
< br>It's like drinking with colleagues or business partners. If everyone has an interest in each other, it can generate some benefits relatively speaking, and it can continue,
Even if the relationship is fake, it is also real.
At the wine table, everyone knows to call me "brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother, brother", so it is meaningless for you to discuss whether it is true or false.
When someone calls me brother at the drinking table, if I can drink the money and put this relationship to use,
this is meaningful.
A relationship that can actually help you, no matter how fake it is, is still real.
For example, for those friends who grew up together, do you think this feeling should be true?
But now everyone has their own life, each has their own areas to work hard on, and everyone’s family conditions are also different.
Even if there is a true relationship and no benefits arise, then Also fake.
It’s like you ask someone to go out for a drink, and their wife has to call to remind you because she still has children to take care of at home.
Slowly the real thing will become fake.
If you ask him out next time, he will definitely lie to you, saying that he can’t do it today, that there are relatives at home, or that something happened and he can’t come.
As time goes by, he won’t contact you even if he is a child .
Brothers,
Isn’t that what happened?
So in my opinion,
It’s not that human nature is no longer complex,
it’s that human nature is not worth discussing at all. "
...
On the barrage.
"If it can produce actual benefits, it is also true if it is false, and if it has no actual benefits, it is also true. Fake. . . . ”
"Emotions don't need to be discussed as true or false, and human nature is not worth discussing at all..."
"I am a stupid college student. This is something beyond my knowledge, and I learned it from my elder brother (thumbs up)."
“I I mean, brother, this lesson is worth at least tens of thousands of dollars (dog head).”
“I really learned a lesson (I admire you)”
“It’s so fucking obvious. It’s money you picked up (dog head)”
"Hahaha, hurry up and pick up the money."
"It's ridiculous. A young man in his early twenties is talking about human nature (yuck)."
"That's right, who doesn't understand this? Still It’s worth tens of thousands of dollars, bro, you are pitiful (contempt)”
Damn it!
Where did the sunspot come from?
Brothers beat him up! (End of this chapter)