Chapter 2108 [Fantasy Manifestation Items: Three Disasters and Eight Disasters]
As a humanoid species whose conversion rate of matter and energy may be only slightly inferior to that of the Zerg, Your Majesty the Magician’s desire and need for food is almost There is no end to it. Thirty or fifty bowls are eaten to taste the saltiness, and one hundred and eighty bowls are used to rinse the mouth. The appetite is sensational.
Li Laixi happily poked at the charcoal fire for roasting the deer. It wasn’t that this thing needed to be taken care of or something, but she was just a mean person: “I feel like I have found a humanoid glutton. He's so cool, even though he's thin, there's plenty of meat between his bones!"
Qin Zhenzhen said with a tacit understanding: "Yes! , my sister Lili said that when looking for a man, you have to find a rich generation like Teacher Cang. If the uncle has money, he may not spend it on you, but if the young man is energetic, he will really use it on you!"
" Poet!" Li Laixi raised her thumb and said, "No wonder Zhao Li likes Yu Miao and is waiting for her to write a book!"
Suo Zhihui looked at Qin Zhenzhen with interest, and the teasing between the lines went straight to the core: "The truth seems to be the same, but I don't seem to see how much trouble you, a little thing, can take~"
"Wow, it's the same bed after all. "Fellow Taoist, your behavior will inevitably make me think that the restraint of morality on you is already quite low~"
Li Laixi looked at the two of them as if they were looking at two big live vegetables. Dogs even have an element of compassion in them: "Rookies are pecking each other so enthusiastically, do you two usually have such a show?"
Li Cang casually shook the grill with a deer spread out like a timi electric fan. Go back to the source link channel and check the quality. , the parts that were crispy on the outside and soft and juicy on the inside were sliced into thick pieces: "Come on, grandma, don't wrap it up yet, come and try my craftsmanship!"
"Ah, this , how does this happen! ”
"What's wrong? You have to grill the whole deer and cut it into slices. When it's fully cooked, the outside will be too dry to chew." Li Cang distributed the large white porcelain plate containing the venison to several people: " I feel like my skills are a bit rusty. I actually roasted the kidneys and lost them. They were just breading them in oil."
Qin Zhenzhen took the plate, regardless of whether it was hot or not. She put her little hands and mouth up to say hello, and said in a scribbled and unclear way: "I, I, I, I'm afraid it will burn if it's baked again. It's already been cut off. Eat it!”
Li Cang was speechless and could only raise his thumb to show his admiration.
“How do you feel?” Li LaiSi was basically indifferent to this kind of pure meat, game, and grilled food. She joined in the fun without being disappointed, slowly tearing apart one piece and eating one, “Take your time. , don’t give yourself any more sacrifices!”
“Don’t ask, I’m just hungry, I’m going to have to lie down for a while, and the island may have to rely on you three again during this time. ”
Li Cang sat down next to her, and there was no opening or closing of the food. A whole deer leg disappeared into Li Cang's mouth.
“Are you not used to it yet? I’m used to wiping your butt!” Li Laisi shrugged tiredly: “I’ve been lying here for several days. Let me tell you, we’ll have to do it soon. Go back to Rao Qifang. When the time comes, you There is a catch in what you say, but that old woman doesn’t say anything!”
“I’ve been lying here for several days and you haven’t been idle, so I know you have to play games in black and white! ”
“Then they still take You are the boss of the pillow~" Li Laixi said nonchalantly: "Speaking of which, your evil new traitor smells like medicine and ghosts. Are you a bitch who has been tortured by corpse weaving and is so confused? I also want to play with the divine part "How is it possible? It's just a requirement." Li Cang rolled his eyes and said, "You have to make up a seemingly reasonable excuse for such metaphysical things. This is a hard requirement."< br>
"Stop dealing with that crazy bitch and Wang Shifei from now on! And those shady guys like Xiahou Haiwei, Tao Hongben, and Martinis doing sideshows!"
"No, where did this come from? On?”
Li Laixi ignored him and showed an interface: "Here, your Aunt Jin got you the treasure. If you don't want it, take a look at it. The line is already online over there. If you decide, it's OK. half a month It can be transported back within a day.”
[Fantasy materialization props: three disasters and eight disasters (only)]
The founder said: “This is an extraordinary way to seize the creation of heaven and earth and invade it. The mystery of the sun and moon, After the elixir is completed, ghosts and gods will not be tolerated. Although the appearance will be long and the life will be long, but five hundred years later, a thunder disaster will strike you from the sky. You need to be clear about your nature and avoid it in advance. If you can avoid it, your life span will be as long as the sky. If you cannot avoid it, you will die. ;
Five hundred years later, fire will fall from heaven to burn you. This fire is neither heavenly fire nor ordinary fire. It is called yin fire. It will burn from under your own spring hole and penetrate directly into the mud palace. Your internal organs will turn to ashes and your limbs will rot. Thousands of years of asceticism are all illusions;
< br>In another five hundred years, another wind disaster will hit you. This wind is not the southeast or northwest wind, nor is it the harmonious wind of golden shuo, nor is it the wind of flowers, willows, pines and bamboos. It is called the wind, which blows from the fontanel into the six organs, passes through the Dantian, and penetrates the nine orifices. , the bones and flesh disappear, and the body resolves itself. ”
Trouble
1, +30% damage increase rate for pan-type attacks
2, +80% damage for all hits
3. Pan-type resistance +80%
Fire
1. Pan-type attack +30% damage increase rate
2. All hit damage +80%
3, Pan-type resistance +80%
Thunder Tribulation
1, pan-type attack +30% damage increase rate
2, all hit damage +80%
3, pan-type resistance +80 %
Equipment parts available: master-apprentice outfit/couple outfit/parent-child outfit/pairing rings
Number of designated holders: 2, cannot be changed after designation
Tip: All three disasters and eight disasters entries can be freely deployed at any time, but cannot be left vacant. The attributes of the entries will take effect immediately after wearing the equipment at the same time. It will become invalid immediately after one or both parties unwear it. Sacrifice this item to get 0 destiny coins
"Huh? Hold the grass! This, this, this! Has God opened his eyes? God favors me, Cang, someone!"
"I may not understand a little, but does this thing mean that Teacher Cang succeeds the new filial son? After the golden four-entry pallu, you will get the golden nine-entry shroud?”
“.”
The three men with six eyes dug out at Qin Zhenzhen, which made Comrade Jar Ping tremble with fear, staring and covering his mouth like a quail.
But Li Cang was really happy: "Where is this thing now? I'll get it myself! You, Leopard 3, take a 1 alone, and my Leopard 2 hangs a pair of 1s. This move is done, now let me I feel safe even when I dig out a bug nest!”
“Look at your unseen look,” Li Lei said, “Aunt Jin is so rich! If there is no problem with the transportation, I will definitely take it. What do you mean by spending so much money? She would have made the money back already!”
“Let’s go! , hurry up, fat family!”
“Will you thank Aunt Jin in person? How about I avoid it?”
"You are not interesting anymore!"
"Oh, you are the only one who is interesting, she is even more interesting!"
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The four of them went home in a mess. .
Li Cang can’t drive, but at least half of the people strongly urge him to drive. Li Laixi doesn’t like this kind of low-temperature oven that doesn’t sit on the engine. It doesn’t matter whether Suo Zhihui drives or not, but she only wants to sit in the car. Next to Li Cang, Qin Zhenzhen jumped up to Gao'er and came forward.
No one got what they wanted.
Li Laixi just sat on the car seat with the momentum of the Iron Throne. A female mountain eagle with a golden knife in Malaysia spread her hands and shook them: "Do you have any eyesight? Legs , Come over with your legs!”
Li Cang looked at the roof of the car speechlessly. At this moment, his desire to practice driving was as strong as ever.
“That’s right~” Li Lai Si proudly lifted Li Cang’s legs, and actually gestured to the camera at the intersection with her other hand, smiling playfully: “Good boy, I’ll see you when I get home. Eat the fruit~"
"Is your fruit still ripe? I said, you will lose points!"
Li Laisi patted her fruitful chest and held the flower branches trembling: "It's wrapped!"
When the four of them arrived home, Lao Wang was sitting on the sofa drinking "black" tea, and Aunt Kong was in the kitchen again. There was a lot of work going on inside, and the air was faintly filled with the fragrance of a tonic medicine.
Li Cang walked into the walk-in refrigerator and drank out a pot of ice fruit made by Aunt Kong: "Wang, can you get down to business? Why did you Timi come back again?" I just finished clearing the airspace around the empty island of bugs!" Old Wang looked confused. Angry: "You know how a dog barks if you have a red mouth and white teeth, but you fell asleep as if you were dead. My legs are fucking thin!"
" Which one? Oh, I see, no wonder the tea is so red today!”
"What the fuck??"
"Come back! Everyone is back!" Kong Jing smiled at the kind-hearted people of Guotai Min. Whenever there was such a happy reunion, Aunt Kong was often the happiest, "Jin Yu Jing and Rao Qifang have to wait until they get off work. You sit down first. Zhen Zhen, this is for you. You are not allowed to go there. Did you hear me sneaking in the kitchen? Xiao Zhong, call Xiao Xu at the door and ask him to pick up the others. Don’t forget Qing Yi and those little girls in the school, you know!"
" Aunt Kong!”
“Hello Aunt Kong!”
Several people said hello.
"Yeah, Aunt Kong is the best~" Qin Zhenzhen went up and posted for a while, "Wow! Frosted nuts? Great!"
"Go, go, b, don't make trouble, this girl, I'm all dressed up The smell of cooking fumes has made my clothes dirty!"
"Oh"
"Cang Teacher, how do you feel?" Tai Xiaoyi came out with another fruit plate and snacks, and said hello to Li Cang. Seeing that he was in good condition, she nodded and called the old man with confidence: "Zhong, come here and kill the snake. Eel, I’m too busy!”
“Okay!”
When it was a rare occasion that he went into the kitchen to cook some unfinished dishes, Lao Wang was very motivated. He put down the phone and got in following the smell.
"Why aren't the three little ones here?"
"Well, are there any extracurricular activities at school?"
"Pretend I didn't ask."< br>
As soon as Li Cang heard the word "activity", he felt the cold hairs all over his body stand up one by one and pierced his heart, and he shuddered.
After about half an hour, Gu Mengxi, Zhao Xiaoshuang, Li Qingyi, Han Xiaoxiao, Yu Miao, Zhao Li, Bai Huazi and others were sent up the mountain by Xu Hongfeng.
Li Qingyi's eyes lit up: "Sister! Brother-in-law!"
"Little aunt."
Zhao Li held Yu Miao's arm and was shocked by this title. He was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened, thinking that he was still short-sighted. There are always some people and things in this world that are not understood.
Yu Miao is still so reserved. He just smiles when asked. He is in a state of chaos. He has a pretty face and small teeth that actually looks a bit cute. And it can be seen that he really likes Sister Lili. Heart.
Li Qingyi never mentioned her unsatisfactory old father and brother. It was impossible for her father to succeed and for her son to succeed. However, she still had some hope for her daughter to succeed: "Brother-in-law, have you lost weight recently? Your face is so pale. Do you want to apply it?" I have this skin cream and hand cream, they are all very useful, try it, try it!”
Qin Zhenzhen eats sugar-frosted nuts! She was so hungry that she said, "Sister Leilei, why is she like this? Look at her insides, don't you care?"
Li Laixi didn't even bother to glance over: "What the hell? She is just like you!"
"How do you want to be called a loner?"
"You have no brains!"
Suo Zhihui: "Pfft."
"That's disgusting!"
Sure enough, before Li Qingyi could use the legendary soul-soothing technique of dual-wielding hand cream that no man can refuse, Li Cang pressed his face and forced him back to the sofa.
"Tsk! How is it? Are you enjoying it?" Li Laixi raised her eyebrows at Zhihui: "Did you find a feeling of déjà vu? The bright moon shines on us now!"
"Am I so clumsy?"
"Be more confident. Your rank is much higher. At least Teacher Cang didn't push your face in front of everyone and push you away, which is a very hurtful and humiliating rejection action!"
"That's okay!"
"Extremely harmful and insulting?" Qin Zhenzhen clicked her lips and blinked her eyes: "Is there? Is there? Really? But Teacher Cang seems to press me like this all the time! Should I ask him for some mental damages?”
“You? You don’t count~”
Qin Zhenzhen's face was stretched to both sides, while Suo Zhihui took the opportunity to fill in several hazelnuts, stuffing her baby-fat little face like a hamster.
Gu Mengxi and Zhao Xiaoshuang looked around for a long time but didn't see the big old Wang who was hiding in the kitchen. He was a little discouraged, but soon Gu Mengxi and Bai Huazi began to study her new tattoo, and the little girl was proud of it. One bite will make you want to be fascinated.
Li Laisi collected a thick bag of unopened ones, winked at Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen, and decisively joined in the discussions that could be opened: "Here, the tiger comes down the mountain, give us Meng Come and come with a tiger on your back Shan, ow ow ow, how fierce and powerful, your roommate will never bully you, that's for sure!"
"Sister, I live in the same dormitory with her," Zhao Xiaoshuang said softly. : "Well, the people in our dormitory are all doing well. , take special care of us.”
“You don’t live in the dormitory very often, right? Doesn’t Meng Xi spend the whole day studying for credits in the academy’s laboratory?” Li Leisi suddenly looked at Li Cang: “Hey. , shit, let’s go to the big shop too How about studying for a postgraduate degree, how interesting it is!”
Li Cang’s face was solemn: “It may be a little difficult to calculate my scores based on my grades before the disaster or after.”
"After that!"
"That's enough. I don't need to take the postgraduate entrance examination. I'm not allowed to give me a third-level professorship?"
"That's enough. I'll apply for your graduate school. Come on. What can I say about the vigorous teacher-student love relationship? "
It belongs to someone who is no longer a human being.