Chapter 1 It’s not easy to be a salted fish in the Tang Dynasty
The tenth year of Zhenguan, 636 AD.
It has been more than ten years since Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty came to the throne. The world is peaceful and the people live and work in peace and contentment.
“Oh my god?!”
“After waiting for so many years, I am actually bound to such a system?”
Datang lying flat system.
System type: Passive lying type
Binding object: Traveler Li Qingge
System goal: Promote the historical process to the establishment of Wuzhou, and the host ascends during the day
Task requirements: The host remains in a "lying flat" state and inadvertently interferes with the historical process. The system automatically accumulates energy and promotes historical development.
Flat rating: The system rates the host every day based on the host's behavior and thoughts. The higher the rating, the more generous the reward.
Rating criteria:
Level A (perfectly lying down): The host is in a state of doing nothing and calming down all day long, and is rewarded with 10 points of vitality, agility +2, and strength +2.
B level (excellent lying flat): The host remains in a "lying flat" state most of the day. Occasional mood swings or unconscious behaviors do not affect the rating. Reward 5 points of vitality, agility +1, strength + 1.
Level C (good lying down): The host has a certain degree of positive behavior or thoughts on the day, but overall it is still "lying flat". The host will be rewarded with 1,000 taels of gold, which can be exchanged for items of other value.
Ding and others (can still lie down): The host behaved more actively that day, and the "lying down" time was less than half, and the reward was 100 taels of gold.
Level E (failed to lie flat): The host actively participates in events that change the course of history on that day. There is no reward, and vitality will be deducted based on the impact of the event. Repeated "failures to lie down" may cause the system to be unbound.
Attribute bonus effect:
Vitality: represents the host’s vitality. The higher the vitality, the longer the lifespan and the healthier the body.
Agility: represents the host's reaction speed and body flexibility. The higher the agility, the faster the action and the more agile the skill.
Strength: represents the strength of the host. The higher the strength, the greater the strength and the stronger the attack power.
Final reward: After Wu Zhou is established, the accumulated vitality of the system is automatically activated, and the host is qualified to ascend during the day and become immortal.
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In Chang'an City, at Princess Changle's house, Li Qingge thought of the voice that just echoed in his mind and frowned slightly.
She is actually a time traveler. She came to the Tang Dynasty five years ago and became an unpopular county head. Her fiefdom was in the remote Qingxi County, and the only thing she had with her was a white jade hairpin.
At that time, she witnessed with her own eyes the prosperous scene of Li Shimin bringing peace to the world and creating the "Reign of Zhenguan".
I thought I was just an ordinary time traveler with no golden fingers except memory, but I didn’t expect that the system would finally wake up today.
However, this system is so simple that as long as she does nothing or thinks about nothing, she will get generous rewards.
And when Wu Zhou is established, she can ascend in the daytime and become immortal!
The moment he learned about the system mission, Li Qingge thought he was hearing hallucinations.
That's it? That's it?
Isn’t it as simple as eating and drinking?
No!
This is easier than eating and drinking. She doesn’t have to do anything. She just needs to be a salted fish with peace of mind. The Tang Dynasty will automatically become Wu Zhou in a few decades!
“So this is the legendary cultivating immortality? I love it~”
Li Qingge rubbed his forehead and couldn't help but complain. Then he turned over and lay down on the imperial concubine's couch, finding a comfortable position.
Now her only thought is, how can she make these decades pass faster?
"Do you want to help Wu Meiniang and hasten the demise of the Tang Dynasty?"
Li Qingge lay on the couch and changed into a more comfortable position, then put this idea behind him .
She suddenly felt that this idea was so stupid, it was an insult to her own intelligence.
Now that the system has made her lie down, why is she messing around?
The rise and fall of the Tang Dynasty has its own historical laws, why should she bother?
Are you full?
Dong dong~
Suddenly, a knock on the door interrupted Li Qingge's thoughts.
"Sister Qingge, are you there?"
As a crisp voice sounded, a girl in gorgeous palace clothes with a cute face pushed in the door. She was the most beloved Princess Changle of the Holy Emperor today. Li Lizhi.
"Sister Qingge, my father will be here soon, why are you still resting here?"
"Come with me to greet my father!"
said Then, Li Lizhi stepped forward and pulled Li Qingge up.
"Oops!"
"Sister Changle, just leave me alone, I'm already a useless person."
"Really, I'm lying down, just pretend that I'm not here!" ”
Li Qingge was helpless, still lying on the couch with no intention of getting up.
“You are not a useless person. If you are a useless person, then who am I?”
"Besides, didn't you promise to help me before?"
Li Lizhi stamped her feet and forcibly pulled Li Qingge up from the couch.
It turns out that Li Shimin came to Princess Changle's Mansion today to inspect his favorite daughter.
Since the death of Empress Changsun, Li Shimin has become more loving but also more strict with his daughter.
In recent times, Li Lizhi's performance has not been satisfactory to Li Shimin. Thinking of her father's disappointed eyes, she felt guilty.
So today Li Lizhi specially invited Li Qingge, hoping that this talented sister would help her support the scene.
“Hey!”
“What a sin!”
Li Qingge rolled his eyes and was pulled out of the room reluctantly by Li Lizhi.
Although she has been a "little transparent" for five years, she is still a time traveler.
Even though she had limited modern knowledge, with her forward thinking, she still helped Li Shimin solve several problems through Li Lizhi and stabilize the situation in the court.
This also caused her to become a hidden and strange woman in the eyes of the courtiers!
In the past, Li Qingge would have been complacent about this. After all, those historical celebrities were all polite to him.
But now, she can only grimace.
I really regretted it. If I had known she would be bound to this system, she should have stayed in Qingxi County honestly instead of messing around.
Now she just wants to end this "farce" quickly and then return to Qingxi County to continue to lie down.
In this way, under Li Lizhi's "drag and drag", Li Qingge arrived in front of the house, preparing to welcome Li Shimin's arrival.
“Sister Qingge, what should I say later?”
Li Lizhi was so nervous that her palms were sweating.
Li Qingge curled his lips and said perfunctorily:
"Sister Changle, you just need to be tougher in a moment."
"In a word, if anyone dares to displease my father, you Just fight back!”
“Isn’t this bad?”
Da da~
Li Lizhi wanted to say something, but suddenly she heard the sound of horse hooves approaching from far away.
At the end of the street, a majestic royal guard of honor appeared.
The person leading the way, wearing a bright yellow dragon robe, wearing a twelve-pointed crown, riding on a tall horse, calm and powerful, is none other than the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin!
Seeing this scene, Li Qingge and Li Lizhi looked stern.
No matter what they think in their hearts, they all know that the emperor of the Tang Dynasty
Coming!
"I respectfully welcome my father!"
"My daughter pays homage to Your Majesty!"
"Haha! Everyone, get up!"
Follow Li Shimin Hearty laughter rang out, he turned over and dismounted, and strode towards Princess Changle's Mansion.
Looking at the heroic Li Shimin in front of him and feeling the imperial majesty coming towards him, Li Lizhi became even more nervous, while Li Qingge sighed secretly.
As expected of the emperor of the ages, this aura is just different!
“Who is it?!”
Li Shimin suddenly stopped, his face darkened, and he asked sternly.
He has been on the battlefield all year round and has a keen sense of danger.
Just now, he clearly felt that someone was orchestrating him in his heart, and his words were quite disrespectful!
“Father!”
Li Lizhi was startled, and her face instantly turned pale.
The surrounding guards also drew their swords and looked around warily.
However, there was no suspicious person around Li Shimin.
Is it my misunderstanding?
Li Shimin frowned. Could it be because he had been too tired recently and had auditory hallucinations?
"What's wrong? Lao Li, are you sick again?"
Boom!
The voice sounded in Li Shimin's mind again. This time he heard it really clearly, and his eyes instantly locked on Li Qingge, who was also looking terrified!
He knew very well what kind of character Li Lizhi was, and it was absolutely impossible for him to say such treacherous words, even if he was just thinking about it in his heart.
Then there is only one suspect left at the scene!
Li Qingge!
"Your Majesty, what happened?"
Li Qingge was so frightened by Li Shimin's sight that he subconsciously took a step back.
Did I guess wrong?
Looking at Li Qingge’s panicked look, Li Shimin couldn’t help but have doubts in his heart.
After all, Li Qingge’s frightened expression didn’t seem to be fake.
And over the years, Li Qingge has always behaved very low-key, not like the kind of person who gossips behind his back.
"Old Li, why are you looking at me like that? It's so scary!"
"Can you end this farce quickly? I want to go back to Qingxi County to farm!"
"!!!"
Hearing the new voice, Li Shimin raised his eyebrows and said again He looked at Li Qingge who was standing there shivering!
(End of this chapter)