Chapter 87 Please call me a tax-paying madman (please read it)
"Sir, what are your plans?" Xiao Qian's face looked a little unnatural, and she was worried about Li Shaobai.
Because no one knows better than her the dignity and terror of the young man in front of her!
“Jie Jie, of course he is using the strongest magic method!”
The demonic boy said coldly and cruelly:
"Where are those humans who are loyal to us? The time has come to use you, go and report them to me!"
Little Qian Girl: "..."
This is terrible It was truly a hearty experience of doing as the Romans do.
With your expression, I thought you were going to kill him? Unexpectedly, I just asked the younger brothers to report it.
The demonic boy seemed to have seen through her thoughts and explained:
"Dashang is now at its peak. Once you take action and break the law, you will be severely arrested by the Dashang Dynasty. Especially, this is a tourist attraction with a huge flow of people. If it triggers public opinion, the crime will be increased! < br>
“Try not to do anything unless absolutely necessary. "
Little Qian girl was silent for a long time, not knowing whether to praise the other party for being cautious or to blame the other party for not being brave enough.
"Um... Sir, why should we report them? "A few mortals came forward and said hesitantly.
"Nonsense! Of course you are reporting them for tax evasion! Is it difficult to report them for organizing prostitution? Will that work? ”
The demonic young man sitting on the bone skull throne put his hand on his forehead and said in disgust.
I don’t know why, but after living with these natives for a long time since the lower world was opened, I not only got sick of stupidity, but it also became more and more serious.
“Yes, yes, yes!”
These people rolled and crawled out of the room in a hurry, for fear that the young man above would eat them in anger.
Similarly, the little money girl with an unusual identity sighed after a moment of silence: "Although it is absurd, it is reasonable."
Seeing that the little money girl remained silent, the demon boy smiled and comforted:
"Don't worry. No chamber of commerce or store can withstand tax inspections. Just wait patiently, the tax payment period last month has passed , it’s time to check them. In a few hours, they will be It can destroy their family."
As expected,
Three hours later,
a few human brothers who were assigned by him to report Xu Gu's "Ghost Press Medical Clinic". , with a face full of embarrassment, and ran back cowardly in panic.
He shouted:
"No! The tax inspector is here!"
Originally, the demonic boy closed his eyes and meditated on the Bone Throne, feeling extremely confident and even humming a ditty. , I had already sentenced Xu Gu to the death penalty in his heart.
Hearing this voice, the whole person almost jumped up, shocked, and said angrily:
"Huh? What's going on? Don't we let you report the other party? You bastards , what on earth did you do to bring the tax inspector here? ”
As he spoke, the aura on his body surged, and the sinister aura seemed to be as strong as substance, turning into several huge black hands that covered the sky and the sun, lifting these people up.
The demonic boy looked ferocious. As long as these people's answers did not satisfy him, he would crush them to death and then swallow them.
"What an injustice! We followed your instructions and went to the tax office to report the other party."
"But the other party took the first step and reported us."
< br>“So when we went to report it, we fell into a trap...”
These younger brothers were extremely frightened. They felt the cannibalistic gaze of their boss and were so frightened that they trembled and became incontinent.
They knew the background of their boss and were absolutely shocked, but they were so panicked when faced with the tax officer's audit.
You can see the terror of Dashang tax officials!
"..."
After hearing this, the demon boy was stunned for a moment. The anger on his face disappeared, and all the arrogance between his eyebrows disappeared. He became extremely serious. After a moment of silence, he fell silent. Channel:
"I underestimated the heroes of the world. It turned out to be an evenly matched opponent."
"Is this evenly matched? You will be crushed to pieces." The little money girl on the side couldn't help but shake her head and cursed in her heart.
"Boss, what should we do now?" All the younger brothers were extremely frightened, hoping that the demon boy could take charge of the overall situation and resolve this crisis. "Don't panic, I have someone in the tax yamen!" The demonic boy said arrogantly: "I'm not afraid of them checking."
"Boss, are you talking about Mr. Li Ultrason? I'll report it. At that time, I heard that he was dismissed from his post." The younger brothers said anxiously.
"What? How could Mr. Li Chaosuo be dismissed?!" The shadow boy's heart skipped a beat, and he cursed in his heart why it was so unlucky. He immediately pointed at the younger brother who had been serving as the accountant and said: "You are so miserable, you dare to evade taxes. !”
“Huh?” The accountant who had just asked the demon boy what to do was instantly dumbfounded.
Although he is dull, otherwise he would not be a demon, but he is not stupid. Naturally, he can see that this is the shadow boy and wants to make him a scapegoat.
"Boss, I have been with you for so long, and I have no credit..." The younger brother was frightened.
The demonic young man said: "Don't worry, I will find a way to work out the relationship and arrange you into Juzi Road Prison, where all the talented accountants are imprisoned.
"When you go in, you are not going to jail, but to further your studies.
"When you get out of jail, I will personally pick you up. When the time comes, I will open a chain of food courts and let you be the shopkeeper! "
"This..." The younger brother hesitated for a moment and felt a little moved. The main reason is that Juzi Road Prison is so famous. There is a slang saying in the outside world, "Mr. Accountant who has never entered Juzi Road Prison is not a good person." Mr. Accountant'.
After hearing the last promise of the shadow boy, the younger brother resolutely said:
"One person does the work, and one person takes responsibility! ”
In the lobby,
"The amount of tax evasion involved is huge, but I have a good attitude in admitting my mistakes and am willing to pay back taxes and fines. Mr. Accountant, you should only be locked up for about 120 years before being released." Come out.”
The tax officers from the tax yamen, after approving all the books, patted the young man on the shoulder.
"Huh?" The face of the little brother who was pushed out to stand up to the thunder changed drastically, and he was extremely pale. No one said that he would be imprisoned for one hundred and twenty years!
He is just in the Foundation Establishment Realm. If he is really locked up for a hundred and twenty years, when he comes out, all his teeth will fall out, right?
"Don't worry, if you behave well inside, your sentence will be reduced." The shadow boy comforted his younger brother.
At the same time, the message was transmitted: "I will help you prepare food outside, and try to let you out as soon as possible."
"Okay." The younger brother agreed with a heavy heart.
As of now, that's all it can do.
"Sir, don't leave yet. You are already here. We are just in time to check out the ghost hospital in Xiaoliu Town." When the demon boy saw the tax officials, he wanted to check it out. The younger brother left and said in a deep voice.
"Are you teaching us how to do things?"
The tax official in charge frowned and turned to look back at the shadow boy, feeling oppressed.
"Don't dare." Although the anger in the demon shadow boy's heart was rising, he did not dare to show it at all. He could only lower his voice and said with a smile: "How can you dare to teach a few adults to do things. Mainly because there have been many people recently. There are rumors that the medical clinic next door is involved in tax evasion. If the rumors are allowed to spread..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw several tax officials, took out a stack of documents and handed them over. in front of him.
"This is..." The shadow boy hesitated, his eyes scanning over the document.
"The tax spot check results of Guiyanzhen Medical Center guarantee the quality, quantity and timely payment of taxes." The leading tax officer said coldly.
Before Xu Gu went to report the matter, he invited the tax officer to the medical clinic to check the accounts.
After saying that, the head tax official’s face was full of displeasure. There are very few outstanding businesses these days that pay taxes with quality and quantity! How can you tolerate being slandered by others!
After saying that, several people snorted coldly and turned to leave.
The shadowy boy was left alone, sluggish and about to break.
Not only did the report fail, but the other party reported it successfully? Not only do you have to hand over the spiritual stones you saved through tax evasion, but you also have to pay three times the fine! Did he even offend the tax officials?
This is losing your wife and losing your troops!
Thinking of this, he almost burst into tears. Three times the fine, wouldn’t this cost his life?
But if he doesn’t pay, then not only his accountant will be captured, he will also go in.
(End of this chapter)