Chapter 101 On the core technology of swearing! (First update please subscribe)
When enemies meet, they are extremely jealous.
“Liar!”
Mi Suhui yelled angrily, using her mourning stick as a vajra, aiming at Jing Hao’s head and smashing it down.
The scolding and violence happened at the same time, with no interval at all.
Not only Mi Suhui was angry, Jing Hao was also angry!
As soon as he saw these three people, he thought of his three lost golden sachets, as well as the fact that he was reported to be arrested and imprisoned for less than half a month.
“Damn it!”
Jing Hao’s anger rose and he kicked the boat under his feet as if he wanted to eat people.
“This damn broken ship!”
Jing Hao wanted to smash the boat under his feet.
If it weren’t for the fact that the ship was worth a lot of money, he would have abandoned the ship long ago and fled for his life if he was afraid of losing it and going bankrupt without repaying his debts.
How could I be caught by these three living kings of hell.
“You still dare to criticize the mulberry tree and the mulberry tree?” Mi Suhui dropped the stick and hit Jing Hao directly. His expression was dull and his mind went blank.
This stick has just the right amount of force, and it doesn’t hurt your brain.
Then, Jing Hao found that tears began to flow uncontrollably from both sides of his eyes.
Although, he did want to cry.
Who criticized Sang and Huai!
"You liar, you lied to us, and you even felt wronged and even cried. It's really embarrassing to the Yin Yang Sect. No, I'll record it for you with a photo stone and send it to you Yin Yang. Zong goes." Mi Suhui was very disgusted.
Jing Hao cried louder.
What a beast!
Isn’t it you who made me cry?
However, when it came to the sect's honor, he still insisted: "I didn't lie to you. Those three results were measured by me, and they are absolutely not lies."
"I'm not a liar. , Then why are you running?" Li Shaobai couldn't stand it and said coldly.
"Humph, you just lied to us for money, but you actually dared to scold us in a different way. Do you really think you can run away?" Mi Suhui now has a taste for it. The three tips from the beginning are all in Scold them in disguise.
Unfortunately, at first, he thought that the disciples of the Yin Yang Sect were cursed with the 'poor ghost' and it was not easy to make money, so they had to take care of the business.
Even when he first got the results, he didn't have any doubts.
Looking back now, isn’t that just scolding them? He is a monk who will become a Buddha in the future. Jing Hao actually said that he will have countless marriages in the future.
You have to point your nose at this.
It is also said that Li Shaobai’s future Taoist companion cannot be... described. Doesn't this curse him to marry an ugly wife in the future?
It’s okay to curse Li Shaobai. What’s most unacceptable is that he dared to curse Senior Brother Xu!
What cannot be recited about future marriage is to curse Senior Brother Xu’s future wife so that she cannot say it out loud and cannot be on the stage.
Thinking of this, Mi Suhui became even more angry and dropped the mourning stick again.
Jing Hao wanted to cry but had no tears. Well, he wanted to cry but had tears. In an instant, he cried even louder. He felt extremely wronged and said, "Can you lend me a few spiritual stones?"
Mi Suhui was surprised and subconsciously took a step back and said, "What are you doing?"
What about the fight? Why do you suddenly want money? What kind of trick is this? Want to blackmail someone?
"I swear to prove my innocence." Jing Hao cried: "I need spiritual stones to swear, but I don't have any spiritual stones."
The three of Xu and Gu were speechless.
I knew that the disciples of the Yin Yang Sect were in a miserable state due to being cursed, but I never expected that they would be so miserable.
If this were a banquet, I would probably have to sit at the same table as the demon cultivator.
At the same time, Xu Gu also felt a little emotional that there was still something in the right path of this world.
The disciples of the Yin Yang Sect almost meet all the conditions for blackening, and it is really remarkable that they have not turned black. Mi Suhui hesitated and said, "You want to defraud me of money again?"
"..." Jing Hao.
I, a disciple of the Yin Yang Sect, am burdened with a curse. I really have no money, so a few spiritual stones are extremely valuable. You, the direct descendant of the Immortal Sect and the future leader of the Hanging Buddhist Temple, do you care about these spiritual stones?
Even if hundreds of spiritual stones fall at your feet, you wouldn't want to bend down to pick them up, right?
Mi Suhui still gave Jing Hao nine spiritual stones to see how he would defend himself.
"I, Jing Hao, swear to the Honorable Thunder Ancestor of Jiuxiao that everything I say next is true. If there is any falsehood, heaven will strike with thunder." Jing Hao took out an oath guide from his arms, After you find the thunder oath you need, follow the steps in the guide to start drafting the oath.
As the various steps came to an end, Jing Hao reluctantly picked up the nine spiritual stones and placed them on the oath formation. In an instant, the spiritual energy of the spiritual stones escaped and turned into nine ethereal stones.
The oath formation disappeared, and a thunderbolt the size of a thumb appeared out of thin air, floating in front of Jing Hao.
"This formation is quite mysterious. No wonder Thunder Tribulation can be used in so many ways." Xu Gu said with emotion.
He doesn’t know much about the Thunder Tribulation Oath. This is the first time he has seen it, so he will inevitably find it strange.
Li Shaobai and Mi Suhui also nodded slightly.
What they knew about the Thunder Tribulation Oath was not much different from what Xu Gu knew.
Jing Hao added in a low voice: "This formation is only used by those Lei Ancestors or their descendants to extract the spiritual energy from the spirit stones. There will also be another formation in their caves or families, Responsible for receiving these spiritual energies and filling them into empty spiritual stones
"Of course, the journey is long and there will be great losses. However, there are many monks who swear, so it is still an excellent business.
"Swearing is very simple. You only need to call the name of Lei Zu. And he said that he would just take an oath. "
At the end of the sentence, his eyes turned red with envy.
When will the Yin Yang Sect give birth to a tribulation-transmitting thunder cultivator!
Xu Gu and the others : "..."
The cost of concluding a Thunder Tribulation Oath in a relationship is all the cost of payment?
“That result was really measured by me. I can’t believe it. I measured it many times and got the same result.” Jing Hao said.
"Then why did you run?" Mi Suhui raised her eyebrows and asked when she saw that there was no lightning.
Jing Hao said aggrievedly: "Because, when I looked at those three entries, I felt... like they were swearing. I was afraid that you would deal with me, so I ran away first."
He wanted to take advantage of the situation and get the three tips back, but after looking at the mourning sticks in the hands of Mi Suhui and Li Shaobai, he finally thought about it and forgot about it.
Xu and Gu were all speechless.
When you ran away, didn’t you just prove that you were a liar?
Well, given this test result, it seems that if you don’t run, you will be regarded as a liar.
Although it seems outrageous, it seems reasonable after thinking about it.
And, to a certain extent, he knew that after telling the truth, he might be punished, but he didn't tell lies and fool the three of them, so he was considered an honest person.
"Then you just pointed out the mulberry tree and cursed the huai tree?" Mi Suhui asked.
“I’m not criticizing Huai, I’m really scolding the boat.” Jing Hao said: “I’m afraid you will think me a liar and deal with me. I originally wanted to run away, but I can actually run away.
“But, this boat was rented by me. If it is lost, it will be over.
"Because of this ship, I have to clean up, of course I am angry!"
"I told you earlier." Mi Suhui twitched the corner of his mouth, took back the mourning stick, and said: "Okay Come on, stop crying, we know you are not a liar, you are just a simple dish.”
Jing Hao's mouth twitched, you might as well call me a liar.
"Then I can leave?" When Jing Hao saw that the misunderstanding was resolved, he immediately planned to run away. He encountered two of the five evils of the righteous path. If he didn't run faster, he couldn't stand it.
"Don't leave in a hurry." Xu Gu finally said: "Aren't you the true successor of the Yin Yang Sect? Why are you ferrying here to solicit customers?"
(End of this chapter)