"What are you two doing?"
Several villains surrounded Kong Zhongshu and Taoist Qingshan, with gloomy faces, tough postures, and surging murderous intent. They stared down at the two men with fierce looks on their faces.
Just by looking at their expressions, you can tell that they are raising an army to investigate.
"This..."
Taoist Qingshan is like a little old man, lowering his head, stroking his beard guiltily, looking elsewhere, constantly dodging, not daring to look directly at everyone .
Kong Zhongshu laughed loudly and said: "This is called predicting the future. We both knew that Zhao Futu and Jinshan could not help but lose their composure, so we took the first step to prevent them from losing their composure.
"It seems now , the effect is still very good, the two of them really didn't lose their temper. "
Li Taibai: "..."
Jiang Xuanliu: "..."
Chen Mengliang: "..."
Several people were speechless. Although they had known Kong Zhongshu for a long time and knew what kind of urine he was, they really didn't expect that he could say such a thing.
These two are indeed scholars.
Just being able to talk.
"Do we still want to say thank you to you?" Zhao Futu and Jinshan were even more cursing and couldn't bear it. If someone hadn't stopped them, they would have walked up.
I was wrong and I took the blame. Now that you are wrong, am I still taking the blame?
Jinshan had already vented his dissatisfaction and shouted: "Why are you stopping us two? We will get beaten if we lose our composure, but they don't need to get beaten if they lose their composure?"
"Haha." Kong Zhongshu smiled awkwardly and said: "Be reasonable. , you two are I gave you a chance, but we made a mistake again, so we naturally don’t need to be beaten.
“Besides, I’m just a scholar, and my senior brother is an old man, so let’s avoid this beating. , It’s really insulting to politeness.
"If it is unavoidable, you can just beat my senior brother, he is always able to take the blame."
"???" Taoist Qingshan's eyes widened and he almost kicked Kong Zhongshu. Go out, is there anyone who deceives senior brother like this?
Everyone was speechless for a while.
Zhao Futu and Jinshan also calmed down their anger. To be honest, they did lose their composure twice before being beaten.
"Come again." Li Taibai said: "This time, whoever pulls the crotch again, I will really beat him up."
"Yes, no more problems are allowed, no one will cause problems again. , just deal with whoever!”
Then,
"No, I'm not handsome this time, come again!"
"Let's go together as promised! Why are you squeezing me? Come again!"
"What are you laughing at? What's so funny? Seriously! Come again!”
“Come again!”
"Come again!"
Xu Gu felt helpless as time and space went back.
He never dreamed that this group of people with the ability to travel back in time would actually just play like this.
Although, he understands it very well. After all, when there are more people, it is easy to get messy. These people are still pursuing perfection and are not willing to make do with it.
It’s like taking a group photo. If you don’t take it a few times, you won’t be satisfied with it.
However, what was helpless was that he still had to pretend that he didn't know anything and cooperated with this group of people to perform.
What is this if not torture?
Especially when you see them quarreling or fighting, you should not show too much excitement.
Finally, I don’t know when, and I forgot how many times I rehearsed.
Li Taibai and other villains were finally satisfied with their appearance.
"Okay, okay!"
Xu Gu suddenly became energetic, feeling excited and nervous. He was so happy that he almost jumped up. However, in order not to be seen, he still kept a serious face.
These are all dark histories!
If he accidentally exposes the secret and lets these evil villains know that he has not lost his memory when he goes back in time and space again and again, and watches their performance like a monkey, he will probably be silenced, right?
"Xiao Gu, I saw your performance in Demonic Ancestral Land, and it was very good!"
Li Taibai stood in the center with a serious look on his face. He patted Xu Gu on the shoulder and praised Xu Gu: "It's just right. You are not young anymore. I have a cousin who is very beautiful. I also want to find a partner. Take advantage of now." , the court has a discount for registering a marriage, with a 50% discount on the fee.
"Go and get the certificate from my cousin. "
"Thank you..." Faced with the compliment from Mr. Li, Xu Gu naturally didn't dare to express his gratitude and quickly wanted to thank him. However, when he heard the following, his eyes widened in disbelief.< br>
What are you talking about?
Why did you get the certificate? Is the reason for the discount on marriage registration fees?
Besides, where is your cousin’s portrait? You said the heavenly fragrance is absolutely stunning, right? What about family status, cultivation level, workplace, marital status, age and personality, etc.?
Xu Gu didn't know what to do for a while.
I felt that Li Taibai's question was not serious, and I was speechless. I wanted to roll my eyes, but I was afraid of making the other party angry, so I punished myself.
“Go!” Kong Zhongshu waved his hand and pushed Li Taibai away with a look of disgust on his face, saying, “You don’t have any seriousness at all, so why don’t you register your marriage with your cousin? Do you think so?”
Xu Gu's expression softened slightly at this moment, and he was about to cast a grateful look at Kong Zhongshu, thanking him for rescuing him.
Kong Zhongshu: "His cousin cultivates the ruthless path, which is not suitable for you. My cousin is suitable. She comes from a scholarly family, is well-educated, gentle and virtuous. I still have people in the court, and the marriage registration fee is waived!"
"..." Xu Gu's mouth twitched.
He wanted to say, uncles, are you all so abstract?
"Go! Your cousin is a nerd! My first senior sister is like Xi'e from heaven descending to earth. Her appearance is unparalleled in ten generations. All women in the world are not as gentle as her. You and I are a match made in heaven. "
Another person pushed Kong Zhongshu away and introduced Xu Gu enthusiastically.
This time, he was very considerate and knew Xu Gu's thoughts, so he specially prepared a portrait with various conditions marked on it.
The appearance is indeed beautiful, the figure is indeed plump, the skin is as white and moist as mutton fat white jade, the cultivation level is in the tribulation period, the personality is very quiet and gentle, she is still a home girl, she doesn't like to go out, which makes people feel sad.
To be honest, as a man, Xu Gu found it difficult to control such a stunning beauty.
But you are a fucking monk!
Isn’t your senior sister a nun?
Do you think this is appropriate? Aren't you afraid that the Buddha will punish you?
Yes, the person who pushed Kong Zhongshu away was none other than Mi Suhui’s master, Jiang Xuanliu, the abbot of the Upside Down Buddhist Temple.
"Your senior sister is a nun, why are you getting married? Don't mess with the couplets if you have nothing to do." Zhao Futu and Jinshan pushed Jiang Xuanliu away and said with smiles on their faces: "We have a cousin..."< br>
"..." The corners of Xu Gu's mouth twitched, with a blank look on his face.
Are you here to introduce me to someone?
"Ahem."
Perhaps seeing that Xu Gu's demeanor was a little abnormal, the Minister of the Shang Dynasty coughed dryly, stopped the farce, and said to Xu Gu:
"Xu holds the sword , your performance in the Demonic Ancestral Land was very Very good, the last batch of internal references about your deeds are already being printed and will be distributed throughout the Central Continent.
"The previous issues of internal references have successively broken your previous sales records. The response has been very good.
“And the content of this last internal reference is even more exciting. After all, it involves the decisive battle with the White Lotus Sect and the hunt to survive the tribulation period. No need to think about it, the sales record can be broken again!
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"I want to strengthen my reputation as a great merchant! Don't think about it, the Holy One will be very happy. When the time comes, he will definitely hold the sword for Xu and give him an official title!" , no one will stop it. "Master Shangshu said something serious." "Xu Gu blinked slightly, and finally stopped talking nonsense and started talking about business. He was very solemn and solemnly said: "It all depends on the cultivation of the imperial court! ”
Although, he complained in his heart. He felt that this kind of behavior of taking videos of himself and writing articles about his deeds and selling them without asking his own wishes was too much. Do not respect his right to portrait, privacy, copyright, etc.
However, Dashang’s current laws in this regard are relatively blank.
In particular, no matter what the other party says, it is still the face that should be given to him by the Lord Shangshu.
However, after hearing the end, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
You want me to be a national teacher? The national advisor of Dashang? This is somewhat unlucky, right?
"My surname is Song. You don't need to call me Master Shangshu. Just call me Brother Song!"
"As for cultivation, let alone cultivation. We just don't want me to become a talented person, waste my talent, and fail to recognize my talent. , so I just gave some help. If it really comes to cultivation, I'm afraid we have to wait for Xu Zhijian to become an official in the court.
"I believe that with Xu's talent in holding swords, if he becomes the national advisor of the imperial court, he will definitely..." Song Shangshu continued.
"You old boy, you want to take all the credit?" Taoist Qingshan, the leader of Taidao Sect, saw that Song Cenyun still wanted to speak. He blew his beard and glared, cursed, pointed at the imperial minister and said: "It's great to publish the internal reference in the meeting." ? "
How could Xu Gu, a talented person, watch helplessly being abducted by Song Cenyun, a court official?
"It's amazing! Besides, the help we gave Xu Zhijian is more than that..." Song Cenyun Shangshu continued, not to be outdone.
The two little old men were about to fight.
When Xu Gu saw this, he had long been accustomed to strange things. He smiled and said to Taoist Qingshan: "I have met Taoist Qingshan, and I am grateful for the support of the Righteous Path Alliance. Without the support of all seniors, I would not be able to make waves in the ancestral land of the Demonic Dao."
This is the truth. Let’s not talk about it from afar, but let’s talk about the experience in the Demonic Ancestral Land. Without the support of Shenwu Temple, they would not be able to hurt the White Lotus Sect even if they broke their heads.
"I will remember the cultivation that the imperial court and Zhengdao have given me." Xu Gu held a bowl of water and said flatly.
The emotions of Taoist Qingshan and Song Cenyun finally calmed down.
Song Cenyun, the Minister of Song, calmed down his thoughts and said solemnly: "Let's talk about business. When you are free, you can go to the relevant departments of the imperial court and make a record."
"Record?" Xu Gu was surprised.
“It’s the Underworld Sect.” Song Cenyun reminded.
“What happened to the Underworld Cult?” Xu Gu’s heart skipped a beat, and he became a little frightened.
After all, Dashang has strict laws, and even if he breaks the law, he will be punished. It's nothing more than giving some care when punishing.
So, if the Underworld Sect really violates the laws of Dashan, it will indeed be very troublesome.
However, according to the law, no matter what the Underworld Sect does in a cave world like the Demonic Ancestral Land that has not been registered with the Great Shang court, it will not be governed by the laws of the Great Shang.
Song Cenyun said with a smile: "The Underworld Sect has great potential for development. If it is only left in the Cave Heaven Paradise, it would be overqualified and underutilized.
"We have discussed it and plan to approve the Underworld Sect as a The serious forces allowed the Underworld Sect to leave the ancestral land of the Demonic Way and develop in its original realm. ”
“Develop in the original territory? "Xu Gu blinked and looked at Song Cenyun, seeming to have some realization, but still confirmed: "After filing, everything is on track, can we only adopt normal means to develop? ”
After all, the Underworld Cult’s development model that combines pyramid schemes and brainwashing is too cruel and will never be allowed in the Great Shang Dynasty.
"No." Song Cenyun shook his head and refused: "According to what you said, can there still be potential? At least, the potential is not that great."
"So?" Xu Gu swallowed and asked: "In this case, the law does not allow it, right?"
"You are not allowed to preach in Dashang territory." Song Cenyun, the Minister of Song, said matter-of-factly.
Then, he looked up to the sky and sighed, saying: "This small origin realm actually has five continents, seven great swamps, four extreme realms, and thousands of ethnic groups and political powers.
< br>"Isn't this a schism? ”
Xu Guleng was on the spot and didn't know how to react for a moment.
He really wanted to ask, is your old boy really a minister?
Otherwise, how can you say such words of tiger and wolf? Is Dashang so radical?
Are you planning to unify the world?
Are you planning to use the inhumane killer weapon of the Underworld Cult?
"Isn't this a kind of division?" Song Cenyun looked at Xu Gu and repeated it again.
Xu Gu nodded and said: "Of course."
Then, Xu Gu cautiously asked: "Senior Song, are you a radical in the court?"
Although he knew that asking this was a bit abrupt, in this case, he still had to make it clear, otherwise it would easily affect his judgment of the situation.
“Radical?” Song Cenyun was stunned for a moment, shook his head quickly, and said: “How is it possible? I am an old man. How can I be a radical? I am a conservative.”
"Ah?" Xu Gu became more and more shocked. Are you still conservative?
“Am I not conservative?” Song Cenyun stroked his beard and laughed, and said, “All over the world?”
“Is it the king’s land?” Xu Gu answered.
“That’s right.” Song Cenyun looked like a child who could be taught, patted Xu Gu’s shoulder and said: “Work hard to grow up, troubled times can also be golden times.
"The prophecy of destiny to revive demons can either cause the demons to be in chaos, or it can be me, the great merchant, who takes this opportunity to sweep across the five continents, seven rivers and four extremes! ”
"I'll try my best." Xu Gu nodded heavily, but he was not optimistic about it.
I think Song Cenyun is a bit too optimistic.
That’s the entire Demon Realm! At the beginning, Yu Xi united with all the strongest people in the world at that time, made countless plans, calculated mentally and unintentionally, and tried to trap and kill the immortals in the demon world, but in the end, both sides suffered losses.
Now the demon world is obviously better prepared and will no longer be tricked. It is difficult for Dashang to be his opponent.
Otherwise, the destiny is not to be careful of the devil, but to be unified by the great merchants.
However, he naturally would not express his thoughts.
Seeing that Song Cenyun had finished talking about the business, Xu Guzheng was about to look away and talk to the other villains. Song Cenyun, the minister, suddenly slapped his head and said with great annoyance and attention:
< br>"Really, I forgot the most important thing!"
"What thing?" When Xu Gu heard that it was the most important thing, his expression suddenly became solemn, and he listened attentively.
“I also have a cousin who is nicknamed Heavenly Immortal because...”
Xu Gu was speechless for a while: "..."
Next, there was nothing serious. It was just Li Taibai and others chatting with him, asking some random questions, some and all, and bragging.
It’s almost time to wait.
Qingshan Taoist Talent said: "The grand ceremony of Zhengdao and the imperial court that is held once in a thousand years is planned to be held in Daliang Demon Cave. When the time comes, let Daliang Demon Caves also participate.
"This matter, Remember to say hello to Han Changsheng and don't let him get suspicious and ruin your undercover plan. ”
"That's easy to say." Xu Gu was not surprised by this result.
The grand ceremony is important, and these forces are also competitive, eager for good results, and want to take advantage of the home field, and then "cheat" reasonably. In the past, it was a simple fight, whoever is stronger will host it.
Now is a troubled time. Various ancient forces and demonic forces have emerged one after another, preparing to cause trouble in the world. It is not suitable for fighting within the righteous path.
For the sake of fairness, it is normal to place it in the Great Liang Demon Cave.
Then, it would be more normal for the Great Liang Devil's Cave to participate in the grand ceremony.
After gathering his thoughts, Xu Gu mentioned what he thought was the serious matter and said: "The founder of the White Lotus Sect, Yu Xi, revived her residual soul, rescued and controlled Yue Wushuang, and also took away a devil boy descended from the sky.
“I’m afraid there’s some kind of conspiracy brewing. "
Seeing Xu Gu mentioning Yu Xi and the devil boy who descended from the sky, everyone who was chatting and joking looked slightly solemn. (End of this chapter)